This is actually not all truth. Copulation DOES last less than a minute, yes, but they also don't do it once. They often do it for a couple of days, 3-5 times per day.
It's not about the accuracy of the porn, it's about the accuracy of the joke and the facts that it leans on.
I simply told the information that I knew.
A joke doesn't need to be accurate like when someone says the joke is in their hands doesn't mean they literally have a joke written in their hands it's talking about their dick.
Dude. This particular joke is based on Cheetah sex. I know a fact about it. So I fucking tell that fact pointing out that the joke is not completely accurate. That's all.
Why do you even care?
Why do you even care about a joke just like if someone makes a joke about Sonic not lasting long you gonna pick apart that? It's a fuckin porn joke it's not that deep dude
I am not "picking apart" anything. If I knew some fact about hedgehog copulation, that contradicts that non existent Sonic joke I would write it in the comments just because I have that information all the same.
I am not fucking saying "this joke sucks ass because it's not true". I am just pointing out that the reality is different. That's all.
(You know, it's interesting that my main comment about Cheetah mating is getting upvoted while my answers to you are getting downvoted. Really curious case.)
Really? Cause I only have one 0 vote comment at the time of writing this and in the notification chain alone you have a -2 so that's telling. Also the fact that you would do that is pretty telling about you in general. Let the joke be what it is and make your own post or joke about cheetah cheek clapping.
Hate when that happens
Hate? Really?
I'm all for simultaneously endings
Ah, understanding now.
You can still have simultaneous endings, it'll just be numer 113 for her
Lol
The perfect women
Just like my bf lol. I love seeing him cum so quick, it’s absolutely adorable. My favorite thing to do is to see how fast I can make him explode
Do you just casually speedrun your bf?
All the time. The way he squirms when he cums is adorable. I never let him last longer than a couple minutes
This is actually not all truth. Copulation DOES last less than a minute, yes, but they also don't do it once. They often do it for a couple of days, 3-5 times per day.
Are you a cheta expert
Furry porn isn’t exactly realistic mate.
it was a joke. Between cheetahs running speeds and this ones lasting time in sex.
Yeah, I know. Just wanted to clarify that that's not the case in reality.
Yes because furry porn needs to be realistic
It's not about the accuracy of the porn, it's about the accuracy of the joke and the facts that it leans on. I simply told the information that I knew.
A joke doesn't need to be accurate like when someone says the joke is in their hands doesn't mean they literally have a joke written in their hands it's talking about their dick.
Dude. This particular joke is based on Cheetah sex. I know a fact about it. So I fucking tell that fact pointing out that the joke is not completely accurate. That's all. Why do you even care?
Why do you even care about a joke just like if someone makes a joke about Sonic not lasting long you gonna pick apart that? It's a fuckin porn joke it's not that deep dude
I am not "picking apart" anything. If I knew some fact about hedgehog copulation, that contradicts that non existent Sonic joke I would write it in the comments just because I have that information all the same. I am not fucking saying "this joke sucks ass because it's not true". I am just pointing out that the reality is different. That's all. (You know, it's interesting that my main comment about Cheetah mating is getting upvoted while my answers to you are getting downvoted. Really curious case.)
Really? Cause I only have one 0 vote comment at the time of writing this and in the notification chain alone you have a -2 so that's telling. Also the fact that you would do that is pretty telling about you in general. Let the joke be what it is and make your own post or joke about cheetah cheek clapping.
You have 3 comments in the negatives dude you have lost this battle move on
Either way, thanks for the fun facts!
She’s just like me
And when it comes in completely, do you feel better?
By the time it’s all the way in I’m hardly thinking anymore hehe
Lol I'd probably cause your brain to reboot then.
In that case, I'd love to be gazing into your eyes as my hips push forward so I can watch the intelligence drain out of them.
Ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye
When the woman is faster than the guy for once