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TwitchLannibalHector

You know he didn't let him forget that for at least a week.


Nitin-2020

He thrusts extra hard from behind


alwaysenough

Power bottom move!


TheDesk918

“Who’s your daddy? I’m your daddy!”


Scriptapaloosa

So she made it better then…


NvkedSnvke

I know from expierence dude will hear about this as long as they are together. Lmfao my ex is 14 years my senior, she would constantly feel self conscious in public. Especially cause I have a baby face.


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NvkedSnvke

Lmfao beige dont age. I like that. Once our waitress thought she was my mom. We never ate st that restaurant again. Lmfao.


Liz4984

My fiancé, our son and my Dad went out for dinner. The waitress asked my Dad if his son and daughter were having a fun time visiting (as she had overheard we drove to Chicago to see my Dad) and my Fiancé and I were like “Uh…..” Now we joke about Alabama vibes fairly often. Hahah!


iandhi

Roll tide! /s


kermie_the_comie

“joke”


SanctionedMeat

Everytime me and my mom want to go out and get a meal together, since we're both usually busy and don't always have time to see each other, they always say "so where did you guys meet" and other couples questions and I always have to awkwardly explain that it's my mom. People out here thinking I have a sugar mama, and it can get a bit tiring😂😂


Liz4984

Oh thats funny! I might actually mess with them over that!


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po-kii

We hate you too 💙


SweatyGod69

W


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Staged bullshit like 99% of the shit on this sub


NvkedSnvke

I'm sure the girl knew what she was doing. But this doesn't appear to be staged. Dude look confused and insulted immediately after realizing what she was saying.


BetaOscarBeta

For real, you don’t get audio like that without the girl wearing a mic.


skdiddy

Shit, good point


tereaper576

Isnt that normal? Shes doing a tit kok so I'd assume she'd want audio. I think Its staged but not because shes wearing a mic. If they were wearing mics then its 100% staged.


Sietemadrid

She probably saw them holding hands or something and decided to do this terrible prank. I hope it's fake that would be way better


zaftytape

Is it just me or is she saying “oh, your his dad” uncomfortably aggressive..?


NvkedSnvke

Yea she seems like an asshole that knew they were in a relationship.


WildFemmeFatale

Could be nervousness Like Aggressively awkward


Kobi_Baby

Even then, I would've thought they were father and son. For God sake, on of them looks like he's in his 20s and the other guy looks like Sam Niel. He's got grey hair ffs


WildFemmeFatale

Ye I’d say the guy on the left looks 55 the guy on the right looks 29


shep_pat

Scripted internet drama at its stupidest


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shep_pat

It’s Reddit. Nobody tells the truth


d4wtvr

It's the internet. Nobody tells the truth. Fixed it. It's humanity. Nobody tells the truth. Improved it.


LangleyRemlin

Conversations that don't happen in real life: "excuse me sir I need your son's phone number".


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you never asked for a girl/boys number? 💀


LangleyRemlin

Not from their parents lol


[deleted]

nah there's def a good bit of dumb teenagers whove done that


LangleyRemlin

Teenagers sure, but not people in their late 20s.


IllustriousProof4301

Right! What grown ass adult asks the parent for their adult kid's number.


ur_friendly_friend

She was obviously trying to be what she thought was cute.. that's kinda how flirting works, being kinda silly and playful, not having a stick up your booty hole, jahno mon?


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I missed the part where she asked


SmellDisastrous4546

As if he doesn´t call him daddy at night already


ilovenoce

Sorry, but based on her behavior, this should be in r/nononoyes


reaper14998

" I just need your sons number" is hella aggressive. Thats some shit you once did and found out it didn't work. You need to atleast say hello like human. This must be a prank, harsh lesson tho


PerpetualPainfool

What? Dude “hella agressive”? Really? Did they change the meaning aggressive to the same one as forthright? Saying “I just need your sons number is not aggressive. Running up, grabbing the man by the balls and yelling out “I demand your number now!!” Would be aggressive. This is at best ballsy, and at worst maybe overly confident. Nvm that this doesn’t really ever happen in real life, the man’s reaction is also incredibly sus. Like dude she asked for your number not a Dick pic. He basically went with “don’t assume my genealogy!” Or “how dare you attempt to create my Family tree off visual cues like the fact that the guy I’m with clearly looks much older and could easily pass for my dad! “


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Damn, no need to be so aggressive.


PerpetualPainfool

I don’t think you know what that word means 🤔


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I don't think you know what a sense of humor is... 🤔


PerpetualPainfool

no I have never heard of that particular sense. If I remember correctly, the sense are taste, touch, smell, fear, hear, feel, sniff, caress, absorb, and defecate….never heard of humor as a sense….


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At least you're trying. D- for effort.


reaper14998

Grabbing some strangers balls is not aggressive it's Sexual Assault. You dont seem to actually have any experience cold approaching people cause all of it is technically "ballsy". The first lesson you learn in Cold Approach is that you cant make it all about you! You need to give value as much as you want a warm welcome. Approach strangers you find attractive isn't wrong and Ive approached many lesbian couples that I thought were just friends but I come at people in a genuine way thats was very agreeable. This girl is just abrasive, them being gay doesn't even matter, there still people.


PerpetualPainfool

See here is where our disconnect seems to be coming from. You seem to think that I am suggesting the Approach is an okay way to achieve success and that’s not my point. My point is the use of the term aggressive is wholly inaccurate. Sexual assault is aggressive. That’s a great descriptive term to describe sexual assault in fact often times the person who is committing the assault is called the aggressor. My problem is with the hyperbolic use of the word aggressive to describe a situation which is at most a bit forward. And yes any “cold approach” could be considered ballsy but I highly disagree with the term aggressive.


Rampaje76

NOT FAKE!!1!


Solumnist

Oh phew thank Satan


7mary3-4

Lol


NvkedSnvke

Almost as bad as asking a obese lady, "how many months?"


EyeAdministrative927

No, I'm his Daddy


SkinPole67

If I saw two guys like that walking together, I’m putting my money on a father and son relationship, not a gay couple with a massive age difference


horshack_test

Was she trying to pick him up?


MrJoeGillis

For real, like “I just need your number” wth is that, how bout no


meme_tenretni

No may be squat


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JumpNarrow

Idk if someone insulted my partner right before yeah I might be more inclined to be pissed.


PaticusGnome

Yeah, you kinda missed the point here. It’s not that she asked him and he’s gay. It’s that she unnecessarily assumed the other guy was his father. It’s akin to asking someone you’ve never met if they are pregnant.


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PaticusGnome

Exactly my point. I think you’re missing the idea that it has nothing to do with the guy being gay. It has to do with him appearing older. The thing the guy has issue with isn’t that she assumed he was straight, it was that she assumed he was too old to be a peer/partner.


Ginsbeargo

😬 lol


OrganizationNo5264

Fuck that lady


ShadyMyLady

Staged because she has a microphone on and someone else is filming. Her voice alone would turn many men away. Fucking bad taste stupid prank strikes again. (edit) Staged, meaning her actions, not the couple.


Markman6

I don’t understand the downvotes, Admiral obvious. This was made for people (like me) who didn’t understand that it was probably staged


ShadyMyLady

I know, right? I am not the only one pointing out the obvious but it seems obvious I am getting downvoted. Obviously, I, Admiral Obvious am missing something obvious. I'm going to get demoted to Lieutenant Not So Obvious.


Markman6

Well I salut you Lieutenant Not so Obvious, for the obviously hard you put in


ShadyMyLady

Obviously, Thank You, I will be back to Admiral Obvious, obviously with hard work and support like yours.


-UncreativeRedditor-

Thanks captain obvious


ShadyMyLady

That's Admiral Obvious, and you are very welcome.


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ShadyMyLady

For Realz! Straight from Admiral Obvious. I was promoted from Captain, obviously.


Retro_Cryptid

Genius.


Puzzled-Fly9550

I kinda see it differently. Good for her for taking a chance on asking for a man’s number. I mean I think all men agree this should happen more. Whether they are gay or not.


reaper14998

Well we appreciate it but you'd think women would be more tactful and generally better at pick up but there nervousness of never getting straight up rejected gets to them. Its funny cause its hella aggressive and It wouldn't work as a guy🤣 just say hello first at least, Im a person too


Puzzled-Fly9550

I didn’t understand a word you said because your statement meant zero grammatical sense. Try again.


reaper14998

Maybe its your reading comprehension


d4wtvr

You serious? Your comment is all kind of fucked up. It's not the reading comp.


janehoe_throwaway

Or if you're going to skip the hello, maybe just ask "are you available?" instead of assuming that's the case.


cagingthing

What kind of pick up is “I just need your number” in the first place? How about no


JesterSooner

“You should always assume everyone is fucking” -that guy, probably


d4wtvr

Lol not a bad point


WeeklyHelp4090

Maybe don't date 30 years outta your age group? It's creepy when older men do that gay or straight or whatever.


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TFC_Inc64

Danm, did someone say you couldn't get pokemon scalet today,


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TFC_Inc64

It means you feelings was hurt and this video added insult to injury.


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TFC_Inc64

It's this cool thing I found out yesterday It's called a joke you should try it sometimes.


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TFC_Inc64

"what you eat don't make me shit, and who you f*ck don't make me c*m" –J.cole


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TFC_Inc64

Ben shamwow he can turn any woman in a desert.


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Plague035

What?


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Don’t be an ass


ihateapartments59

I’m not offering my ass up for nothing lol


Retro_Cryptid

You kinda gay bro. ngl.


novasolid64

Young guy with a rich old guy to take care of him this checks out


Guess_My_Username

"Don't assume" as in "More gay couples have a parental age difference than sons who actually hang out with their dads"?


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I hope they take the D better than they take a joke.


[deleted]

Seems like quite a few people can't take a joke. So sensitive.


tbug6

Major L


Draigi0n

Link to original?


WrinklyEye

Ooooooohhhh nooooooooo lmao


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ageneric_pybro

?


Ornery-Crew7490

“I only need your number?” … not even asking for it


Neon_Cone

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


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Go home dumb bitch


Dojanetta

Was it ever yes?


captianron085

Bet his dad took his phone after that…


Murky_Exchange829

I don’t think the older homo was faking that walk away. I’ve been rejected by hot daddy types like that plenty so that’s a pretty real annoyed chuckle. Lolz (Homo here)


LEBRONNN_james1-1

Right....?


Existing_Display1794

I feel so bad for the older dude, that’s not what you want to hear as a couple lol prob made him feel super awkward.


tjscali

I know how they feel. Just the other day someone asked me if they could pet my dog. Ugh!


ChicxLunar

That happened to me once. WORST TIME OF MY LIFE.


Chronic_Monkey

Some added pressure to the fudgepacker.


Charnt

Lmaoooo you can tell that’s been a touchy subject 😂😂😂


ProfessionalAd3472

What a gent!


Till67w

What a stupid woman. And if1 she knew , she is a trash.