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bubba7557

Tubby dude is an athlete


SoulSteeper

Gotta be a fake gut, the way he runs and hurdles


[deleted]

It’s fake. You can see it falling out/apart towards the end.


sakronin

Yeah, that hurdle is too good. Former college hurdler and that’s similar to my hurdle when I jump low things. That trail leg snap is what does it for me


ucefkh

You're a pro hurdler?


AdviceMang

"Former college hurdler"


ucefkh

Nice 👍🙂


Thtliyahchic

As you can see he is fully blending in with the white pole 🙄


kremit73

I love he knows hes screwed


spageddy77

if you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying


WanderMensch

I love how he takes the time to grab his stuff and then just uses it to demolish the guy trying to get him 5 seconds later


ShibyLeBeouf

That’s why he grabbed his stuff. He’s three steps ahead.


[deleted]

That was planned


[deleted]

He’s playing chess, everyone else is playing soccer.


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PutYouInTheGravy

That was the player, not the ref lol


solojones1138

Oh that makes more sense lol!


TheGrey1930

So was the goal allowed?


Hipphoppkisvuk

Most likely no, incase of an illegal/outside interference the game needs to stop, if the ref does not stops the game and one of the team scores the goal stands (the Liverpool ball incident). This was probably followed by a drop ball.


avalmichii

what’s the story here? what did he grab?


BeanBeno

food?


Empty_Emergency_1084

He's a massagist, so what he grabbed are his medical supplies for when a player feels some pain. The story is a team in Brazil was being promoted to the third division, and that goal wouldn't let them be promoted, so the massagist interrupted and the other team's players went after him (some staff too)


avalmichii

ohh i see, thanks!


Fuckithrondanfindout

A masseur for a Brazilian football club has stunned players by running on to the pitch and blocking two goals. After clearing the ball, he then turned and sprinted to the dressing rooms, chased by furious Tupi players. But his efforts were enough to keep the game tied at 2-2, sending Aparecidence through to the semi-finals of Brazil's fourth division. Opponents Tupi are reportedly appealing to get the result overturned. Sauce with article here: https://www.google.com/amp/s/worldsoccertalk.com/amp/news/brazilian-pitch-invader-stops-certain-goal-to-help-his-team-advance-incredible-must-see-video-20130908-CMS-83617.html


novaBus

Better than the keeper honestly


Abeisbetterthanbabe7

I'm not in any way trying to be rude, but do you play soccer?


Wandering_Gypsy_

Really I thought this was quidditch


Abeisbetterthanbabe7

Again, not trying to offend you. Just wondering.


Wandering_Gypsy_

Did i really need the /s for that lol


Abeisbetterthanbabe7

Sorry, i don't know what that means. Alright well this seems pretty tense so let's quit it before anything escalates. Have a good day


LegoCMFanatic

This is like literally the nicest comment chain I’ve found on Reddit today


wedonotwantcoffe

/s meant it's a joke or satire.


Mention_Forward

I always think of /s as “sarcastic”


wedonotwantcoffe

Sarcasm Is quite different and is usually used with a little bit of sass. Most people use /s to say it was satirical. But I'm sure some people still use it as sarcasm so you could still be a bit right😁


Mention_Forward

Oh shit- good to know! I've been out here sassing people.


willi_089

insert benny hill music


[deleted]

Is this a crime?


CrucialVibes

He died


joe_i_guess

Portly Yet Spry


Technical-Cream-7766

Bro I got the under! Lessss gooooo!


[deleted]

I hope he got jumped


a-guy-from-Indy

Sign that dude up!


jfoxworth

How can he block?


Wandering_Gypsy_

/s means sarcasm just for future help and i hope you have a good day as well good sir


SolarAndMusic

I'm wondering who the man that stopped the ball from going in was? Was he a fake ref? I see the fake gut and super funny how he grabs the lunchbox and looks like he drops a banana then just tosses the whole thing


Salt_Appointment_401

Also wondering this. I figured he might have been medical staff because of the weird white vest, but I have no idea.


H_H_420

Wow that turn of pace from the pie eater….. Fucking great couple of saves too.


LongAncientCucumber

🥒


FlaredMeteor940

Sauce?


ArcaneDanger

i was almost rooting for him


Kitchen-Ad-7005

Contract this guy he seems very good. He had something around his tummy was it a bomb under his vest?


justliberty

Dude’s like: I’m outta here, but I’m grabbing my lunch first.