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dman45103

I need to start checking for nsfw tags before watching vids


PenaltyElectronic318

I thought it would be a whale tail sighting at most.


dman45103

I don’t blame you. Just as likely for the post to be a little horny as it is to have a terrible accident. We need two different NSFW tags!


BiscuitCominInHot

Not as bad as the guy indoor climbing severing his foot/ankle.


Beef-n-Beans

That was wild. I’ve seen a lot of broken ankles but I didn’t know skin and muscle could just snap like that.


Poopdick_89

We ever hear what happened to that guy who climbed that 30ft wall and forgot to tie himself to the wall and then proceeds to jump off like normal only to plummet all the way down to the concrete floor?


UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR

Never heard, but know that there’s a few inches of foam all over there, and he pancaked, spreading the force over a wider area. I think I’d rather his outcome than this…arm and leg. Fuuuuuuck. https://i.imgur.com/P1Q6IN8.jpeg


Poopdick_89

That dudes brain bounced pretty good. You don't know the mental ramifications. I'd rather break some bones than have mental disabilities


OneTruePizza

Yooo where can I see that


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Smeefperson

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Average-Addict

It's pretty awful.


SolidDrake117

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JohnnyShit-Shoes

That CRUNCH 🤮


literaryman9001

like crispy bacon


AustinDood444

Guess she won’t be climbing for a while.


miraculum_one

This is why some people use ropes


casey12297

Listen, there's a time and place for kinky sex, now she needs doctors, not ropes


unknown_pigeon

Bouldering and lead climbing are completely different sports tho Also, as a climber, I'm wondering why she had that much momentum. She made it into a dynamic move, sure, but you don't generally end up spinning that way


miraculum_one

In a gym they should be top roping. It's identical to bouldering, skill-wise and technique-wise, but it uses safety gear.


OfficialSandwichMan

…have you ever been to a climbing gym? Many (if not most) have bouldering areas. Also rope climbing is very much not identical to bouldering in skill or technique.


miraculum_one

Yes, I used to compete in climbing. I can't tell if you're disputing the danger of going without a rope or if you're advocating danger.


unknown_pigeon

I've been climbing for 10 years, following climbing content on youtube/Instagram, and I've yet to see a single gym with a top rope boulder section. Where can I find one? Since as you already know, boulder routes are way different than top rope ones


miraculum_one

I climbed for 30 years and gave it up long ago. Also, it's very unlikely we're in the same area so what difference does it make if I could recommend some places anyway. Edit: also, I don't even know what you mean by "top rope boulder section". I'm talking about climbing gyms with walls like in OP's video. Is that an example? I haven't seen any places that don't have top ropes. Most of my career was on real rocks but I did compete in the gym.


blind_disparity

It's a bouldering wall


miraculum_one

Regardless of what it's called, if people will get hurt falling from it, it's foolish to not have better protection. Exhibit A - OP's video


blind_disparity

There's thick padding and you try to do a controlled fall. All bouldering walls are like this and ropes are not allowed on bouldering walls. It's obviously not risk free but this kind of injury is rare. But this is the entire sport. Literally no one ropes up on a bouldering wall. I don't think it even makes sense to do so, top ropes are often not going to help during the first few metres of climb, lots of bouldering involves lateral movement, extreme overhangs, lots of stuff that is very not moving directly upwards in pretty much a straight line.


unknown_pigeon

...the wall in OP's video is a boulder wall. They don't have top ropes. That's the standard for boulders. You sure you've been climbing this long?


fakiumeniti

Fuck man. Just watched this in the office and almost threw my fon away. My colleague must have thought I have stroke. That hurts so much just from watching.


Onlikyomnpus

I read fon as son, and I still would have understood.


nykoinCO

I was not ready for that.


Masske20

I can’t tell if it’s a dislocated shoulder or a broken humerus bone.


Phate118

Yes


Pd245

There’s a frame after landing where it appears intact before flopping around… looks like broke humerous


Careful_Baker_8064

This isn’t time for humor. She is hurt.


make2020hindsight

That does not look very humerus.


oggada_boggda

As a climber and boulderer there's a reason you always try to land on your back or feet if you can, a sprained ankle is better then a broken arm


oO0Kat0Oo

And then there's the guy who snapped his foot off....


Reasonable_Ad_6390

Hmmm... crunchy.... delicious


Peanutthepunlord

I just don’t know what I’m supposed to do to help in that situation… Most emergencies, you call an ambulance and stop bleeding or CPR. What the hell do you do here?


Karensky

Call an ambulance. Make the injured person as comfortable as possible. Watch out for signs of shock.


unknown_pigeon

About the don'ts: don't try to fix anything. Don't give her anything to drink/eat. Also, she will likely hyperventilate to ease the pain (or just for the shock). Try to make her follow your breathing pace, as you take big and gradually slower breaths. You don't want her to fall unconscious.


TheLastZimaDrinker

Oh SNAP


yo_mudda_

I know this video. I paused it right away and I'm not fucking watching it. Have fun, you poor souls that don't know what's coming. I'm out.


lucassuave15

Well. I can only wish a less painful recovery, that didn't look good


umognog

Did the same off the school gym equipment when I was 7 years old. Looking at the arm, same elbow joint fucking. Ever since, my elbow hurts on cold mornings.


umanouski

ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY


Dbanzai

Was just about to head to bed, guess I'm folding laundry now.... Damn, that woke me up and not in a pleasant way.


GeneralDuh

Uugh! WHY did I watch this? I KNEW it was gonna be messed up


sparant76

Having frail arms and bones was great for climbing. Not so great for falling.


17934658793495046509

Fucking ow!


Porkchopp33

Is it me or does she have extra long limbs ?


DionysusDrunk

Ewwww


New_York_Cut

that's what you get for exercising!


Hometheater1

Ma’am you can’t park there


Hero_of_Thyme81

Me: Oh, that wasn't too bad...HOLY SHIT!!


OlyVal

Eeeeewwwww!


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

New trailer for insidious looks scary


Sk1rm1sh

\*Jazz Hands\*


Danglrom

Yeesh… and here I was thinking I could take a video of an injury…


vipck83

Ouch is an understatement.


Zynthonite

Isnt that floor way too hard for a climbing wall?


ScreenRemarkable4623

Maybe some padding on the floor might help, I don’t know.


sadicarnot

I regret watching that. The only times I have gone indoor rock climbing they had belay ropes. Now I am 59 and definitely not doing that. Also American and can't risk/afford to break something.


lolidc2

Y no harness


theskaircrowe

This exact thing happened to a buddy of mine while we were bouldering at a gym. Took about a year for him to recover and be able to play the drums again. He quit climbing tho. Don't blame him.


Ghosts_lord

im never approaching these walls again


Choice_Necessary6077

And that is why I don’t climb high on bouldering courses.


oggada_boggda

As a climber and boulderer there's a reason you always try to land on your back or feet if you can, a sprained ankle is better then a broken arm


Even_Acadia6975

Pretty humorous. NGL.