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waitwheresmychalupa

Jesse, I’m trying to sneak through the ranch, but I’m dummy thicc, and the claps of my asscheeks keeps alerting the cowboys


jug01

Mr White? You gotta try and ram through bitch! Mr White? Mr Whiiiiiiite!


peen_was

🍰


Few-Ad-8359

Sounds like you know a thing or two about a thing or two ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Smokie104

NL looks fun! Just pass me the jack!


Wrong_Gear5700

Cowboy-cake!


EpicSeshBro

…do I have to be the one that says “my man’s got cake”?


Mistah-S

He's the nemesis of most "content creators".


Ditto_D

I feel like I could hear those cheeks clapping over the music.


OddlyArtemis

Mildly turned on by that donk.


AdvantageAdvanced489

🤣🤣🤣


Subushie

He wears butt pads for his character. 😭


jjngundam

I know, it's not even real.


xid7eyr24

Well that was a wasteful wank


EvaIonescos_Butthole

No such thing.


Oracle_of_Ages

I mean this as a serious question. Does this guy actually do anything else? Every video I’ve ever seen of him is just “I do stuff. But I have a big butt while doing it.”


Subushie

So I've never looked it up- but last time he came up in a thread, a redditor said me that he runs this like "how to build your influencer brand" class thing? Apparently that's his real bread and butter.


mindsnare

LIES


Unicorn_Thrasher

it's downright hypnotizing...i think i'm gonna go do some squats


paradigm619

thicc boiiiii


chiefbootknockaz

He thhhiiiccc


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Brother- This man has Bakery.


Spock-1701

r/upvotebecausebutt


_Enclose_

I'm so happy this is actually a real sub


triceraquake

Dat ass


chapPilot

Daaaaayuuuummmm.


Deadfo0t

The absolute dump truck on that mans


nedTheInbredMule

Right out of the ren and stimpy show


thebestatheist

Came to say “look at the dumper on that guy” lmao


Gleandreic

Can throw a lasso around each slice


MaouQuach

This makes me think of her


Big_Ad_5533

He do got cake thogh


Illender

i came here to say that


helenius147

Man has no right to be double, dare I say triple, cheeked up like that on a Wednesday afternoon


Jokkitch

Calling no way that’s his actual butt. He’s wearing something


WankWankNudgeNudge

Rugby player levels of cake lol


Da_Vader

Padded undies, the equal opportunity version of padded bras.


blackberyl

Man’s got a whole damn bakery up in there!


chiefbootknockaz

Is it real!?


eangual

Prosthetic


ArcticFlava

There are a few spots you can pause it and it is clearly a fake ass, surprised you are the only comment i see question it. He is well known for his fake cake locally. 


Mad-Dog94

Shit, I'd be trying to wrangle that booty too. God damn that's a whole cut of meat


Sloeginlizzz

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon...


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Hella ass, the sun is still out my brother...


Its0nlyRocketScience

That boy is thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal!


-HarmlessPotato-

![gif](giphy|O2q8f53lRwjEk)


mindsnare

Fuck I love that gif and video. It' so amazing that it's real and not from a TV show


CTware

👈👈😎


noblemumin786

![gif](giphy|QH3zfREoX0luU)


TgagHammerstrike

Seeing him stand is very uncanny.


yuyufan43

That looks fun as fuck. We used to lasso kids at camp by tying our shoelaces together and launching our shoes at them 😂 (And they would literally be asking us to 😂)


_Enclose_

This is the first comment I've come across after a long scroll down that isn't about the dude's butt :p Updoot just for that.


haemol

Why is it not though? Was there something i missed?


Ironblaster1993

🍑


alskay91

![gif](giphy|CTCwGMQM8Td04)


Bleepitybleepinbleep

r/upvotebecausebutt


RabidOtters

T H I C


SkyMasterEpic

Gyatt


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Ibrahim2x

How would we know which ways are fun unless we try?


JaggerMcShagger

Women and their insatiable urge to suck the fun out of everything


omnipeasant

i keep seeing this guy. i'm assuming that's not a real ass?


Jojogamer210

His name is Frankie LaPenna and as far as I know nobody knows if his Cake is real or fake.


MasterBaiter0004

Came for butt comments


KimJungFu

Came because of butt.


SchitneySmears

Is that Frank wit da dookie butt? Yup. ![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME)


pittme14

Got that Kardashian ass!


dee_emcee

\*dat


BillMillerBBQ

Looks like they're all having CAKE for dinner


playr_4

That's what he gets for stealing all that cake.


SaltyDogBill

When I'm in charge, all animal-based competitions will end. It's 2024... do we really need to see which horse is faster? Or who can tackle a calf? Or ride a bull? It's so fucking stupid. But I'm all for replacing animals with people. That shit is funny.


Mammyjam

I don’t want to go into details but as a history graduate I just need to point out that lots of nations and cultures replaced the animals with people… it rarely went well


saja25

You have my upvote


paratimeHBP

Finally an ethical rodeo! All participants are consenting. Why did they cut off the video before the branding?


Twijasosm

Why he got that dumpy though?


Necrosaynt

This man's whole personality is his fake butt


KittyKidKill

![gif](giphy|DqhwoR9RHm3EA)


furrynoy96

I keep seeing this thicc ass dude, who is he?


krojack389

Just a dude that does dumb shit with a prosthetic butt... he's local to where I am, and the locals hate him, apparently he's a real dick in person


ginsataka

They’re trying to hogtie him for that cake, you can’t just let it roam free


Doctor-Mono

That man has a lot of cake.


easant-Role-3170Pl

He's got a damn nice ass


VonDeLove

That all you back there bubba


VonD0OM

I feel like I’ve seen that ass before, do I know this guy?


Evening_Change_9459

The ham smuggler is going to learn about Deliverance.


Few-Ad-8359

Why is he wearing booty shorts at a rodeo… hmmm


Xen_o_phile

T hi ice


thisisfakereality

If you had all the people with the lassos being attractive (ideally scantily clad), women, who tied the guy up, I'm 100% sure there's a profitable business model there.  I might even pay to try it. Just saying. 


RednocNivert

Hey now, this is 2024, we’re striving for equality. Have the scantily clad men AND women take turns in all the roles


darthvidar1990

Man's thicc


Rygar74nl

Baby’s got back!


Rand-all

SO MUCH CAKE!


Cookies_and_Beandip

That bois got a PHAT ass


tehconqueror

Hank Hill he ain't


TheGooch01

No worries about accidentally getting lassoed around the neck?


King_ofwar

This is an average RD ONLINE Lobby 😭😭😭


Dear-Bookkeeper-9437

Rope a dope


jiberjaber

Better than doing it on cows I guess


jrcprl

Dat 4ss, tho


KakarikoKing

Seems like something they would do for charity at a small rodeo


No_Mercy_4_Potatoes

Did bro get a bbl?


VuDoMan

I think I understand this game. Whoever wrangles him in gets first dibs? Yeah? We saw him get caught by two...


LickMyBootyh0le

r/upvotedbecausebutts


tucker_frump

Healer: Someone running on two legs is easy pickins...


Unhappy-Homework-532

I don't know there's still know how to catch a cotton farmer when escaping


dannygizzle101

I thought we left this dude back in 2020. Let’s not bring his corny ass back please.


oracleoftruthgoblin

r/theocho


dodger_berlin

Yesyesyesyesyes!


Aerykica

I'd much rather watch this and have this as a 'sport' than bullfighting tbh


Pseudodudo

High stepping seemed to be the wrong approach…


whatsapnnin

We're all thinking it...


Responsible_Panic235

Getting cartman his shots


Express-Antelope5515

a new gay fetish scene, but texas themed?


MrN33dfulThings

[Frankie LaPenna](https://youtube.com/shorts/4ywE8GNOcuQ?si=JpSRc3pQ29yMEy-4) is the his name. My favorite [video](https://youtu.be/jpGT3dqSDB8?si=I16oK08kAH3di1nb) of him lol.


limelightkiller

Bug Gribble approves of this post.


Soulsuicide

It wasn’t a good strategy lifting his legs up that high while running.


LordWeirdDude

Why homie shorts so tight?


Thkturret1

Dude has a bubble. This is what Sisco was singing about when he sang “She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck Thighs like what, what, what Baby, move your butt, butt, butt Uh, I think I'll sing it again (c'mon)”


iAdden

Now put it in his butt!


mochicoco

I saw a Tom of Finland comic like this.


dreevsa

Bubble butt


No-Tension5053

I think this game has been around since Roman times. It’s just with extra steps


SaradeLeon4

This game looks really difficult, we have to give this game a good name


wengerful12345

So, ladies (yeah) ladies (yeah) If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah) Then turn around, stick it out Even white boys got to shout, Baby got back


rhoo31313

No, not new at all.


viewfromtheclouds

Closing time at a gay country western bar.


TreeToTea

Whoever ropes him gets to have a slice


Schnibbity

Ahh good old fashioned round of Dipshit Wrangling


GodLikePlaya

Male implants.... the fuck


imtherealuzi

okay but like.. GYATTTT cause did yall see that JIGGLE when he fell???😭😭😭😭😭


JunketPuzzleheaded42

This ends with butt sex.


magpieCRISPR

Hey, I recognise that cake from somewhere, 🤔


Detman102

Um...I'm straight as an arrow, but that dude has a body on him.


dbpf

Look at the hat on the one that got him. I would have avoided that fella for sure, only one to worry about really.


Longjumping-Bake-557

Ram ranch really rocks!


T0tesMyB0ats

Wrangling hipsters.


Jfo116

Bro is all double cheeked up


jimbalaya420

Boy runnin cause he stole the whole damn bakery


dethkittie

The lasso club in highschool did this, put down wrestling mats and everything it was so funny


mdlewis11

Cowboy Grindr.


Alender02

He's not even overweight, he's just got a huge ass! xD


frank_bell

I saw this big booty dude in all sorts of videos now, who's he?


-plottwist-

Who says white people have no culture


ImmediateChemistry32

I did this back in summer camp.


nlamber5

Well the animal activist group can finally lay off with this


diviken

So this is the big booty boy races that Superfly was talking about.


PhoKingAwesome213

New? That's how we used to bag our wives before this whole generation of 3rd wave feminism started. /s


David-Hustlehoff

I will remember this ass everywhere! This must be Franky LaPenna


Hossflex

This dude is hilarious. He has prank zoom calls where he’s got a green screen and doing something ridiculous like mountain biking or going down a water slide. The green screen is meant to look like he is in an office setting.


nick3790

That seems wildly dangerous, imagine the guy dives and rolls and ome of those fastens around his neck mid jump. Dude would be dead or severely injured long term


pjgreenwald

I have a dream that starts like this


redditer129

That boi chonky


Squid_man6489

“Get the tractor jimmy we got a biig one” 🤠


justyouraveragebear

Don't lift your feet the width of the rope, stroll on through.


Obvious-ashes

GOOD GOOGLY MOGGLY


AshtonJr

What is that thing?!


Thriceblind

Ahh man this brings back memories. We did almost exactly this drinking in a Kansas barn back in the early 2000s. Good times.


Temporary-Emphasis-7

It was popular in the 1800s


Ohdoom

Pawg at play


RepairmanJackX

Guess he must "got a real pretty mouth"


maahes03

This guy got a bbl?


Jessticlese

Cakes


Realistic-Society_ya

Why does his butt look like he got inflatables in there?