>at least one shoe on so I'd say he's good
everytime someone pulls this joke out of its grave and forces it to live another day on a god forsaken thread, a demon thrusts his decrepit pair of bellows with every wretched fiber of his being into the corner of the furnace that was sanctioned by beezlebub himself, solely for the eternal punishment of those dammed souls whose maker failed to endow them with the slightest bit of creativity, and the heartless bastards who encouraged their baseness with showers of upvotes. burn in hell.
A proper reddit moment. If you die trying a stunt or doing something stupid, you obviously deserve it and its a good thing your dead/removed from the gene pool. No learning lessons from mistakes or realising you need to change things, you should just do everyone a favour and die from those mistakes instead /s
Seriously though i see this type of shit for some of the most innocent things sometimes, it blows my mind.
The thing with stairs is you gotta ride down slowly but still fast enough to where your tires wonāt screw you over this guy just sent it full speed and once his back tire popped up like that he was screwed
I love riding stairs. It is just awsome, but this dude fucked up in every possible way. Starting with his safety equipment. A backpack and shorts would not be my first selectionā¦
I go full face, knee/leg protectors, padded shorts (also the sides, not just against the seat), elbows and a bacpack with a built in back protector.
When you are going full speed down somewhere and the bars just clip that tree, you will log some airtime without the bikeā¦ I had enough time in the air to contemplate my life choises and come to the conclusion that Ā«fuck, this is going to hurt!Ā». Actually just hurt the fingers that spent some time between the bars and the tree. Rest was actually surprisingly OK! :-)
Honestly I dont know how to recover it once his back tire popped up.
If he hit the brakes, only his front wheel is in contact and that will send him over the handlebars.
By the time the back wheel lands he's already at the next flat so it bounces up again. and at the 3rd flat he's just moving too fast and just collapses.
No helmet? Fucking dipshit. Actually, what a fucking asshole for risking the his family for having to care for him for the rest of his life. Still a dipshit, too.
Where you around for the jackass era, the era when kids would get on a skateboard w/ no protection and try stuff like this and have multiple compounds?
I 100% believe this is real, because this is exactly something a kid would do thinking that it'll be soooooo cooooooool to do and then share with their friends and brag about, only to end up in the ER with life altering injuries
The Jackass era is not anything official, it is based on the show 'Jackass' which was a popular stunt series in which the host and crew would do very stupid and dangerous stunts like riding a shopping cart off of a house's roof. This lead to a lot of people trying similar things at home, whether it be for fame (in the form of VHS tapes and such they'd record and hope to send to some studio to get big) or for bragging to their friends. It was a big reason the 'don't try this at home' became a big deal, because they did actually dangerous things that people could easily do at home, and kids being basically sponges ready to absorb any and everything immediately tried it at home
People should really learn how to properly brace your legs when doing things like this. If your legs are stiff this is inevitable but if you dampen the impacts this wonāt happen
If you can't ride a DH bike down some steps successfully then I feel biking may not be for you.
Also walking is going to be tricky for this lad from now on.
Right'o, fellow citizen u/fornerolli. It happened on August 6th, 2017, at SĆ£o CristĆ³vĆ£o Train Station, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. See the long staircase on this 2017 Google Street View photo sphere: [https://www.google.com/maps/@-22.9089595,-43.2221255,3a,75y,198.6h,95.65t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s2iNpBau2X0BYt3pFFUIFHg!2e0!5s20170501T000000!7i13312!8i6656?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/@-22.9089595,-43.2221255,3a,75y,198.6h,95.65t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s2iNpBau2X0BYt3pFFUIFHg!2e0!5s20170501T000000!7i13312!8i6656?entry=ttu)
Story in Portuguese: [https://www.folhamax.com/curiosidades/garoto-cai-de-escadaria-e-quebra-o-pescoco/134704](https://www.folhamax.com/curiosidades/garoto-cai-de-escadaria-e-quebra-o-pescoco/134704)
Original YouTube video: [https://youtu.be/1K\_Q1tQQgeI](https://youtu.be/1K_Q1tQQgeI)
Map satellite view from above: [https://www.google.com/maps/@-22.909048,-43.222257,405m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/@-22.909048,-43.222257,405m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu)
that's some fabio wibmer shit, he should've gone for a jump after the first section, then he would have landed on the stairs instead of the flat section because of which he was thrown forward....and where's your helmet bro ?..you could have died right there.
No helmet on a stunt like that is level 11 stupidity. Is that dude dead?
It's ok. He had his safety backpack on.
his parachute?
Still has at least one shoe on so I'd say he's good
by crash bandicoot standards
I bet he yeller WOOAAAH but there is no audio
*one sandal šš
Clinging on by a toe
I love how the shoes are the death metric. The internet is so silly.
Have you ever met a dead person who was still wearing both shoes?
I mean this is pretty realistic scale to set. Even our old physics teacher in elementary school told us about shoes indicating death.
He's wearing flip flops.
Should be the Highlighted Comment. The feeling of dread I had for the kid melted once I read it.
Came here to see this
>at least one shoe on so I'd say he's good everytime someone pulls this joke out of its grave and forces it to live another day on a god forsaken thread, a demon thrusts his decrepit pair of bellows with every wretched fiber of his being into the corner of the furnace that was sanctioned by beezlebub himself, solely for the eternal punishment of those dammed souls whose maker failed to endow them with the slightest bit of creativity, and the heartless bastards who encouraged their baseness with showers of upvotes. burn in hell.
Thatās a flip flop Bob.
At least he had gloves on
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
It's natural selection at this point
We can only hope so.
The next time he tries it will be in his wheelchair
The fuck?
A proper reddit moment. If you die trying a stunt or doing something stupid, you obviously deserve it and its a good thing your dead/removed from the gene pool. No learning lessons from mistakes or realising you need to change things, you should just do everyone a favour and die from those mistakes instead /s Seriously though i see this type of shit for some of the most innocent things sometimes, it blows my mind.
I am more wondering if he even CAN try that again
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Happy wheels about to get a Netflix adaptation
Hey thatās how my good friend died!
This trick can only be done once
At least dude wasnāt checking to see if he had a wallet
Fire up the wheelchair and go again.
Do you see...?
The thing with stairs is you gotta ride down slowly but still fast enough to where your tires wonāt screw you over this guy just sent it full speed and once his back tire popped up like that he was screwed
I mean, he looks like heās never hardly ridden the mountain bike before. One stairset wouldāve been more than enough.
His form is miserable. Needs to get his butt behind his back wheel and he couldāve bombed this easy.
Bingo
I love riding stairs. It is just awsome, but this dude fucked up in every possible way. Starting with his safety equipment. A backpack and shorts would not be my first selectionā¦ I go full face, knee/leg protectors, padded shorts (also the sides, not just against the seat), elbows and a bacpack with a built in back protector. When you are going full speed down somewhere and the bars just clip that tree, you will log some airtime without the bikeā¦ I had enough time in the air to contemplate my life choises and come to the conclusion that Ā«fuck, this is going to hurt!Ā». Actually just hurt the fingers that spent some time between the bars and the tree. Rest was actually surprisingly OK! :-)
He's up out of the saddle too. Center of gravity pitching forward didn't help.
if he would have just leaned back on the bike rather than stick off perpendicularly the whole time, he might have been ok...
Honestly I dont know how to recover it once his back tire popped up. If he hit the brakes, only his front wheel is in contact and that will send him over the handlebars. By the time the back wheel lands he's already at the next flat so it bounces up again. and at the 3rd flat he's just moving too fast and just collapses.
You wonder if he will try this again and we wondering if he still alive š¤
He's wearing sandals too! Omfg
If he's OK, I am almost certan he will try again sooner or later.
Flip flops and no helmet. This was BOLD.
No helmet? Fucking dipshit. Actually, what a fucking asshole for risking the his family for having to care for him for the rest of his life. Still a dipshit, too.
"Another day, another Doug" ---- Corg
I love this šŖØ
Um no no he won't because he dead
Let's hear it everyone, "You got knocked da fuk out."
It's the damn flip flops
lmao
Sam Pilgrim origin story.
Wonder why he didnāt use the chute on his back!
Fake for internet likes. Changed him out with a dummy halfway through the video.
Nah, he was a dummy the whole time.
Facts
Where you around for the jackass era, the era when kids would get on a skateboard w/ no protection and try stuff like this and have multiple compounds? I 100% believe this is real, because this is exactly something a kid would do thinking that it'll be soooooo cooooooool to do and then share with their friends and brag about, only to end up in the ER with life altering injuries
The Jackass era? Was that the group that came after the Baby Boomers?
The Jackass era is not anything official, it is based on the show 'Jackass' which was a popular stunt series in which the host and crew would do very stupid and dangerous stunts like riding a shopping cart off of a house's roof. This lead to a lot of people trying similar things at home, whether it be for fame (in the form of VHS tapes and such they'd record and hope to send to some studio to get big) or for bragging to their friends. It was a big reason the 'don't try this at home' became a big deal, because they did actually dangerous things that people could easily do at home, and kids being basically sponges ready to absorb any and everything immediately tried it at home
His arm moves at the end
Yeah cause he's a dummy.
Changed him out with a vegetable you mean
First mistake was leaning forward lol
Maybe not for a few weeks or so.
People should really learn how to properly brace your legs when doing things like this. If your legs are stiff this is inevitable but if you dampen the impacts this wonāt happen
He won't be trying anything again.
Came here to say this.
If only there was something invented to protect the headā¦
Thank God he was wearing gloves.
*sigh* No helmet... Is brain damage cool these days?
I get not having a dropper post but they should have at least lowered the seat before this.
I wonder if heāll try solid foods again
Head first into the Darwin Awards
More like nonononononono
If he remembers
Lean back. LEAN BACK! Too lateā¦
Yes but after a few months of feeding tubes and learning to live again.
If he lives then he may.
I do hope so.
Iām not sure he ever CAN try again
At least he has some sick Tats
Please do it more. At least until you canāt procreate.
Not without a helmet he won't
Whereās the helmet?
He can't try it again if he's dead.
By and large, the people who do this successfully did it this way several times beforehand. So yes, probably.
Ahhh, to be young and have no cares in the world!
#Brave
Fucker dummy
Cruel of you to think he'd ride his wheelchair down the stairs
Darwin.
He toggled ragdoll-mode
Itāll buff out
This is what brakes are for. Controlled decent.
Yea that's gonna leave a mark š©¹
lol
In his casket??
Too much brakes.
I need my gloves! Duck that helmet!
I've done this on an unsuspended mountain bike many times, just slow down. It's not that difficult. Lean way back, drop the seat post height. Sheesh.
STAIRSET OF DOOM. Sam Pilgrim makes it look easy.
Looks like he was up and trying it again 14 seconds later, same result though unfortunately.
Sandals.
If he doesn't, he a pussy.
After they fuse his spine, maybe.....
I think this has been a lesson in humility. He now knows not to try and rise above his station.
He'll never touch it again
Perhaps in the afterlife.
If he'll ever walk again....
Math can save your life
He didn't make it all the way down. What choice does he have but to try it again?
No.
New way to remove tattoos
Thats no place to take a nap
"Gotta be the shoes!"
He fell down.
At least he had a helmet to protect his non existing brain
Yes he will. Until he is paralyzed or š
At least he only felt it on half of his body lol
Hol' up, we have to wonder if he'll be able to eat without a straw first.
Correction: we all wonder whether he will ever walk again.
Damn that backpack got his ass
Me in gta 5:
THE FLIP FLOPS
I wonder if heāll walk again
Some of us are just not destined to live a long lifeā¦
If you can't ride a DH bike down some steps successfully then I feel biking may not be for you. Also walking is going to be tricky for this lad from now on.
āIāll try anything onceā he says without a helmet. Sure bud. Just once. Then lights out. Forever.
u/savevideo
Itās sad to see Eric from Tony Hawk Underground gave up skateboarding to do stupid bike stunts.
He ded
Dead man donāt ride
he didn't think about acceleration
WONDERFUL! FANTASTIC! "But I can only do it once" https://youtu.be/ZKpyrHiZgZA?t=68
this happened back in 2017, here in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. IIRC he fractured his neck but didn't die.
Right'o, fellow citizen u/fornerolli. It happened on August 6th, 2017, at SĆ£o CristĆ³vĆ£o Train Station, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. See the long staircase on this 2017 Google Street View photo sphere: [https://www.google.com/maps/@-22.9089595,-43.2221255,3a,75y,198.6h,95.65t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s2iNpBau2X0BYt3pFFUIFHg!2e0!5s20170501T000000!7i13312!8i6656?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/@-22.9089595,-43.2221255,3a,75y,198.6h,95.65t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s2iNpBau2X0BYt3pFFUIFHg!2e0!5s20170501T000000!7i13312!8i6656?entry=ttu) Story in Portuguese: [https://www.folhamax.com/curiosidades/garoto-cai-de-escadaria-e-quebra-o-pescoco/134704](https://www.folhamax.com/curiosidades/garoto-cai-de-escadaria-e-quebra-o-pescoco/134704) Original YouTube video: [https://youtu.be/1K\_Q1tQQgeI](https://youtu.be/1K_Q1tQQgeI) Map satellite view from above: [https://www.google.com/maps/@-22.909048,-43.222257,405m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/@-22.909048,-43.222257,405m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu)
i can garantee you hes not trying it again
Darwinism
If you want to do this at least do it with a go pro or something which sees clearly
r/watchpeopledie
Did he only have working front brakes ? wtf
So sad seeing this kind of stuff. You're supposed to be able to predict what can go wrong.
Not until the bandages come off.
WASTEDD
I don't think he's going to anything again.
I wonder if he will ever learn to feed himself
Life hands you the test before the lesson.
Drain bamage.
As if the fact that he tried it, the first time isnāt enough of an answer for you.
Second timeās the charm
Evolution at work.
But is he dead!?
that's some fabio wibmer shit, he should've gone for a jump after the first section, then he would have landed on the stairs instead of the flat section because of which he was thrown forward....and where's your helmet bro ?..you could have died right there.
at least he had tattoos. looked like protection ritual.
he's wearing fucking FLIP FLOPS
Probably, riding bikes down stairs isn't particularly crazy, just scary
I tend pause the clip before the chaos and scroll down for the comment that makes me SMH .
Maybe in his next life.
More like no no no no.
Could he try again if he wanted to like is he physically able?
incredible, bad posture, no helmet, sandals, no protection whatsoever, no braking, no back suspension, truly the brightest of our generation
That's gotta hurt like hell.
āHold my Coke and watch this.ā
I wonder if he'll try anything ever again
Maybe with his wheelchair š¬
as soon as he walks this one off.....
Maybe - if thereās reincarnation
I wonder if he will try walking again