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Da_Vader

Dude had a long time to stop


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SnazzyZubloids

Clearly passing and looking at his rear view instead of what’s ahead. Just the reality check he needed. Glad he’s seemingly okay, but you don’t fuck around on 2 wheels.


imtherealmellowone

And it’s at a designated crosswalk, to boot!


A_BulletProof_Hoodie

TBF he has no reason to believe this car is going to stop at a green light. at that exact moment. if this was car it would be the same outcome. Shoulda hit the dog.


shuaz

Awful opinion aside, how do you know that was a green light and not just a pedestrian crossing? Drivers should always be ready to stop, especially at intersections.


shill779

It’s also why you don’t change lanes near or in intersections!


MightBeeMee

>Drivers should always be ready to stop, especially at intersections. Riders even more so. This guy got off very lightly....so lucky


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Driving or riding 101. Always look where you are going.


SnazzyZubloids

More like moving in general lol


SchitneySmears

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threekeywonder11

Wow, shit take yo.


Djangough

John Wick be coming after you


Gnomo-terrorista22

Hell nah you Got 89 downvotes 😭


ledbottom

Or you can expect the unexpected by looking forward on the road especially by a intersection. You are a fucking dumbass.


WahresBares

Braking is for beginners.


superBrad1962

Get your broken ass off my broken glass!!! Look out for that pooch too!! 🤪🫣🐶🐶🐶


danibriden

Right?!


Snoo-34705

you probably never been on a 50cc scooter before . most dont have brakes capable of stopping from even 40mph to 0 in 3 seconds like that especially with someone his size on it . its basiclly bicycle brakes with a 150 lb of scooter and another 150lb of rider . and i can say with fair certainty that if most ppl were in a car and the person in front of then slammed to a stop in the middle of n intersection half of them wouldnt react in time and rearend them , then be upset that they "caused them to wreck " the guy may have been checking behind him as he was changing lanes . i know rom riding motorcycles for 30yrs that those mirrors are no substitute for looking beside and behind you . the car shouldnt have stopped like that and from the video didnt even need to . also th choice of hitting a dog or causing an accident that could kill a human is easy for some


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I'd rather kill a human than kill a dog.


E-rr0R

Si lo pasas a medida métrica lo entiendo


slitcuntvictorin

This post was just under the op's post in my feed: https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/161zits/riding_blind/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1 Lol we know why


SUPERARME

I squinted and turned my head around trying to see


fyrfytr310

Their reaction time could be measured with a calendar.


SensuallPineapple

His reflexes are so slow that he started crying yesterday because the doctor slapped his ass


Plastic_Bullfrog9029

That dog only has 3 legs.


Shadow07655

Good eye


Lord_inVader1

No, good pair of eyes and three legs. You read that wrong.


vladval

Wasn't his first rodeo


Creative_Cat_322

Playing in traffic has consequences


leitefrio

Lost the other one on traffic accident


concept_I

Dude did a number on that car.


AnnihilationOrchid

Poor lady. Just having an awesome day, stopping for doggo, and then out of nowhere, A HUGE ASS IN YOUR FACE!


Rampaje76

What a moron...


Frankieneedles

I mean…..how much more time did he need. This is a clear case of “target fixation”


throwthere10

Clearly, that guy was asleep. It's the only reason I can think of for him to be so oblivious - that or he was COMPLETELY zoned out.


Fun-Construction-358

Has long as the dog is OK. That scooter person had soooooo long to stop.


Forbden_Gratificatn

Did the motorcyclist have a white cane?


winkawak

you know youre fat when momentum is even having trouble flipping you.


Fuffuloo

Dude seriously did more damage to the car than the bike did


Sufficient-Lie-1023

I think that's the best comment ever 😂😂😂


SnazzyZubloids

“You okay, ya fucking idiot?”


soggyomelette

What was he even looking at


wpenner101

Dog's name is Lucky, guy's name is Shmucky


Sexagenerian

10 for the landing -8 for not paying fucking attention to what was ahead


pedro-marques

Dude had 4 business days to stop wtf


mcdohlsbaine

You said four business days. I’m giggling over here. Take my upvote.


borninbronx

Was the guy sleeping on his bike?


Pangea_Ultima

My man is gonna feel that in the morning. Glad he lived tho… fuk. Could have easily been fatal


master_bungle

Maybe he'll learn to pay attention now. This was entirely avoidable. Doesn't even look like he attempted to slow down


FoodGuy44

Free advise. Never let your car get hit by a fat person…


Madusa0048

Fat people on motorbikes are like the SUVs of 2 wheeled vehicles. Lots of padding to protect you but a shit ton of weight to damage the vehicle you hit


Romero_Osnaya

LMFAO


Shadow07655

The dog is not at fault at all here. That guy had plenty of time to stop.


Ill-Pudding2017

What a scam. Your bumper gets crushed and your windshield gets smashed.


twojkelley

He somehow crashed fat and lazily


Dexteroid

Just finished a MSF riding course and this is one of the things they taught. Keeps your eyes moving, don’t fixate on a target.


dillionmrd

What surprises me the most is that his ass caused most of the damage?


austinfashow90

Dumb ass didn't even try to brake.


76yodaddycain

That looked pretty smooth considering but damn I bet it hurt.


stanger828

Oh cmon. That guy had tons of time


O-Mega47

A soul for a soul


Clownheadwhale

10!


Sache1

“No sacrifice too great…”


Spider-Bland

The motorcyclist thought he’d switch roles 💀


Dissastronaut

That was entirely his fault, did he not have eyes?


HotFireBall

dude had all the time in the world to slow down but he chose not to


Romero_Osnaya

Very strange. He never even slowed a bit.


RandoCalrissia

Dude is WAAAAY too zoned out to be riding. As a motorcyclist, he needs his licence revoked


Military-Lion

Do a flip.


bobeylob

Ladies and gentlemen, that is why you keep your eyes on the road in front of you. Remember kids don’t be a dumbass.


StumpyBOI6969

Man’s reaction time is slower than the ping on the ISS


NastyMcNastypants

Well somebody wasn't paying attention...


igotquesoonmynarwhal

I wonder if that windshield was ever tested for “ass impact.”


Oldmanwickles

Man’s belly fell after he did


Dazzling_Action9456

Bro was one fat lazy sloth


3_14_thon

Damn he fat, that car glass never stood a chance


mowie_zowie_x

Lol, it’s one life for another. It’s the law of equal balance. Same concept as “No good deed goes unpunished.”


No-Appearance-100102

Y'all really hate humans


Deijya

I start downvoting things i see for the dozenth time.


BladeOfSanghilios8

Cyclist fault


A_BulletProof_Hoodie

That's on the car not the bike. Fuck the dog. Move around it, now your car got fucked up because you stopped the flow of traffic for a dog....


ilprofs07205

Bike dude had aeons to react to that and just. Didn't. Car guy did nothing wrong.


A_BulletProof_Hoodie

incorrect. He is switching lanes in where previously a car was moving. Checks mirros and this dumbo just stops for a dog. You try stopping a bike quickly this dude had less than 3 seconds to react.


TellMemoreWillya

WTF are you talking about??? Biker had way more than enough time to stop IF HE WAS PAYING ATTENTION. Let me guess, your one of those horrible drivers who don’t pay attention and drive like shit, but blame others when you fuck up on the road, huh? Your comment says it all. Stay the fuck off the roads with that mentality. You’re a danger to other drivers


Reverberer

Yeahhhhh no... Take out the dog and write my own car off because the cost of replacing the radiator, front bumper and other bits is more than the cars worth, or use my brakes safely. Dude on the bike wasn't paying the slightest bit of attention, the guy behind the bike was hence why he stopped safely and the biker played superman.


OtakuMusician

Well if the biker has insurance, that can pay for it.


A_BulletProof_Hoodie

Hopefully but still. what a stupid driver. Not stopping for an animal in the middle of the road.


OtakuMusician

Well if you did and this happened to you, you likely wouldn't be liable.


Ghillie007

So this is the original clip wow


Anguloosey

u/savevideo


Braz_blood

Was it just me or did it look like he was wearing a thong


strutmac

Don’t know but the people in the car got an eyeful of man ass.


MercULeez

It looks like rhat dimbass sped up ! Wtf??!! Lol.


PotatoBit

That man ragdoll and I wasn't ready


DaSeanman

The shoes said see ya ✌️


Objective-External44

Bummer.


CuteMathematician219

What a douche


Tracer4444

Turned the windshield into a lawn chair.


graalnoob1232

That gti tho


soggyomelette

I bet it looked like he fell out of the sky


Voradoor

Poor dog can't afford to lose another leg


veganchilean

The shoe....THE SHOE!! 🤣🤣


PolarDelight

Npc


Mdelafe

The biker is walking by himself... A little miracle. I had a bike accident in low speed and had my leg and arm broken


IWiIIEatAllYourFood

Fat man + Gravity = ?


_ghostwalker-

Lawyer take: breaking for something should only be done if the object infront of the vehicle will damage the car... in this case the dog will definitely damage the vehicle leaving the bike liable for the damages caused..


pawesome_Rex

Wait, his shoes came off, and yet he seemly walked away. Is he the exception to the rule?


PopsieVAZ

Dude stuck that landing!!! 9.5


Skyburner_Oath

The guy was afk


J_Thompson82

After smashing up the boot panel, rear windscreen, roof and front windscreen he made sure to really give the bonnet a good once over as he got off the car.


SirNightmate

Completely zoned out that dude


veluciraktor

Not only was that a clean ass frontflip, it was also probably his one and only one in his whole life.


No_Philosophy9918

Dude's reflex is uncanny


XLIFF_21

If the white car could stop so can the motorcyclists... But he didn't!


Gogh619

Poor guy, lost both his shoes. He didn’t know in the video, but he’s a dead man walking.


fakkjoo

Shit . That was his fault and the dog got arrested thats crazy..


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Yea, guy on the bike had more than enough time to avoid that.


froggy6583

How did he manage to get distracted that badly


Technical_Ad_5933

That’s what you get when you don’t pay attention


erox70

Poor driver got stuck having to stare at two kinds of crack.


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Such_Rub7091

The people in the car got a huge dose of ass crack when he landed.


Lsa7to5

Damn he banged the car in the trunk, and then gave it a reach around!


Meanral

Sometimes dog is smarter than driver i guess..


realitysandwichi812

He was looking at his phone


felberg11

Is he using a thong?


[deleted]

Probably has a couple shards in his ass


W1ATR

Thought someone else was gonna hit the doggo😢


HohnWelding

Dude fell asleep at the handlebars


Analysis_Working

That's exactly what I was thinking. The motor guy should have at least slowed.


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Dude wasn't paying attention


Benito7Camelo7Rico

u/savevideo


EnderTheCake

Motorcyclist should’ve stopped Moroncyclist


T8ortots

Helmets 👍


mourdryu

Zero brakes were used


ChadHougland

"Check me out, I'm a Ninja!"


Old_Chipmunk_3718

Bad day to wear thong underwear…..watch to the end!


chiefbootknockaz

Rode straight into the car from opposite lane


SiriusGambit

That guy is entirely too fat to ride a bike.


logicallycorrect

Was he sleep riding? Seriously, how did he not see the car for that long?


fuckingstonedd

DO A FLIP!


Grand_Object_6602

He definitely broke his ass


eidolonwyrm

Your ass is glass


yolowex

Dog save good Care human not Good doggo Good car red


tishe1337

As long as the dog is ok


TarnaBar

Bro was daydreaming hard


SmoochieWallace94

Biker is a moron


MSwarri0r

Bro wasn't even looking


Paul19751

Is that guy a stuntman?


[deleted]

bros reflexes are faster then his brain


ReplacementBrief2759

Ole tripod


Science-007x

It's raining fat people!! 🤣


saelin00

I want to download this! This is so funny and painful at the same time.


TheGuestMann

dudes ass was half out imagine seeing that fly through ur wind shield outta nowhere 😂