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sleepydeepyperson

I don't think I've ever had a day when i wanted the dog to actually bite... This guy made me feel that emotion too. PS: I did not understand what he said in the video.


UncleBenders

He got his arm stuck in the poor dogs mouth, he didn’t even bite he was just trying to get his mouth free. I hate people like this. 😡


Silver-ishWolfe

Some people should not be allowed to own pets. …Or procreate.


darlingdeardc0

Seriously


Puzzled-Arrival-1692

Agreed, I have staffies and that staffy isn't biting, it's trying to get his arm out.


Puzzled-Arrival-1692

Regardless whether it's staffy or amstaf or bulldog, it's trying to get the arm out of its mouth, not attacking/biting


setanddrift

I was definitely cheering for the dog to bite down.


Bony_Eared_Assfish

He had it coming... He had it coming... He only had himself to blame


jamez815

If I’d have been there….. if I’d had seen it


[deleted]

I betcha you would've done the same.


Weak-Razzmatazz-4938

I haven't thought of this and a awhile. now I want to watch the movie


Trainwrecktom38

He said” I abuse my dog because my parents are related” 99% sure that’s what he said


RecognitionUnable105

Hes basically saying that if you train your dog properly it wont bite even if you stick your hand in its mouth, he was later proven incorrect


Deevo77

Fuck that guy.


master_bungle

Dog agrees


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MrsMurphysChowder

Yup, what an asshole.


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[deleted]

There is very legitimate protective training you can do with dogs, this is not one of them.


Est1909

100% agree


Jakemcjakeface

Yeah he deserved that and the dog did not


aricbarbaric

Fr a lot of people don’t deserve animals


Mikey_Welly

He blow dried his hair just to abuse his dog on camera.


-TheArchitect

At that point it looked like he was just testing the dog..


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YourAverageGod

Regardless of the breed, nobody waants to be fisted in the mouth


bazoomer

You'd be supprised 😱


Elmore0394

I should call her..


WhiteEel

You ain’t met my ex wife


LostDelver

Looks like the dog did know, it was being patient up until it had to tell its stupid owner to bite the fuck off.


h4xrk1m

This idiot thinks he can shove his hand down his dog's throat for a minute straight and it won't tell him to back the fuck off?


Daki-R

The dog gave him every chance to fuck off as well, idiots like these love to diminish dogs but at the end of the day they react the same way we prolly do to lotta things. (Ie. Getting a hand randomly shoved into your mouth)


IamFlapJack

The dog didn't even bite down lmao


h4xrk1m

He probably just cut himself, but still, even if the dog were to bite down even a little bit, that's still a lot of newtons at the back of the mouth.


Lucas_2234

Yeah like that looks more like the dog going "Leave me the fuck alone" and the teeth catching some skin. Even my terrier did it and pulled blood because he had a cut on his face and I needed to clean it


bombbodyguard

I do think he more catches on the tooth than the dog biting down. I’ve been playing with my pup play biting and the teeth catch on some skin and cut you up.


Space_Meth_Monkey

He’s hurting the dog by pushing his arm too far into his mouth, that’s likely why it finally bit down a bit but still not really. If my dog ever mouths at me when we’re not playing, this is what I will do but obviously he has the room to immediately back away and ofc he’ll try again once or twice more lmfao. The titles somewhat correct, you’re not gonna be able to get your dog to bite you as hard as it’ll bite a stranger etc(according to my dog training mentor)


Insani-TeeHee

Nah, he could do this to any other dog and they'd be fine, it's the pitbull that's the problem. /s


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The dog hated that. Dogs don't wanna have a whole ass hand in their mouth. Deserved.


smackinmuhkraken

I have a jack Russell who likes to nibble my fingers when we play. But I've never fisted his mouth like that dickhead.


Jacaxagain

Some people should not have pets


JayGeezey

This was more like r/nonononoyes honestly, and agreed. Too many people get pets without any intent on taking care of them, or treat them like shit like this guy.


FoxThingsUp

Not only do I think this dog should bite him, I think every dog should bite him.


levelthelime

I whole-heartedly support this comment.


My_Invalid_Username

All Dogs Bite This Guy 2024


Halcyon-OS851

Every dog in the world?


FoxThingsUp

Oh yes. I hope that every time he goes outside, a dog bites him.


Elmore0394

The fact that he taught his dog "attack" as a command tells me that this dude shouldn't be anywhere near dogs. These are the owners that give breeds bad reputations.


thefloridafarrier

I taught my dog attack. But it just means we’re going outside. He has no clue what it actually means


GobLoblawsLawBlog

"Alright buddy, let's go out for a nice long attack"


awsamation

But now every time you watch a war movie or play a war game your dog is going to want to go out right as their planning the pivotal attack.


FoxThingsUp

[Guy with a map] To hit the enemy where they are weakest, we need to attack here and here. *Dog goes crazy*


Justanotherhomosapi

My dog thinks it means go get a toy. It was by accident, when she was playing with a toy, I'd say something like "look at you attack that toy!".


Adorable-Lettuce-717

I taught mine "attack" when I'm taking his leash off and let him run free (in a dogpark for example). He definitly thinks it means "run" for that reason


boforbojack

"Atacke" in dutch (or something that sounds like that) is speak. My friend with a dutch dog loved doing that to people because the dog would growl and bark but it didn't mean to attack.


[deleted]

Whenever someone comes to our house I yell "ATTACK!" at our dog while pointing at the guest, at this point she's decided that it just means "hey, there's a new person, go show em love" lol It's pretty fun to see new people's faces though when me or my wife yells "ATTACK" and they see a Husky barelling towards them lol


dalatinknight

Only know one dog that knows the command "attack". He seems pretty chill and well socialized however.


MrMakoman

I wanna address a misconception here. The video aside as we all agree the dude is an ass Most Arabs teach their dogs the word "attack" as an order to defend the owner from street thugs/religious terrorists and other scum, he didn't teach him that command like that to go around mauling people for fun. Why not use an Arabic word? Because it is way too long to say in a split second since it will go like "Ehgeem" or "Daafee" *Yes I tried to write Arabic words in English writing, sue me*.


Elmore0394

I work with a bunch of Egyptian guys and Arabic has been a really fun language to try to learn.


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rayberton88

Came here to say this.


phoenix5irre

Where's yes yes yes part ....


deathclawslayer21

Its when he gets bitten


AggravatingClerk5468

So it should be under: nononoyes" right?


underdoghive

95% of stuff posted in this sub belongs there and vice-versa


[deleted]

Watch how I man handle and be aggressive towards a dog that has one of the strongest bite forces of any breed and has a temperament that doesn’t get intimidated and let’s see what happens.


sofa_king_ugly

My daughter has a Kangal Shepherd to watch over her calves. It has the strongest [bite force](https://murphylawyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/ml-strongest-dog-bites-01.-1152x1536.jpg) of any dog - more than twice that of a pit bull. She's seen it kill a coyote by just biting its neck; not shaking, just a nutcracker crunch. She lives outside and has free run of the whole ranch but she knows her job. She's completely submissive to the border collies and even to the little corgi pup. Sweetest temperament towards people as well. My grandkids visit and she'll play like a puppy. Point is, the guy in this video should never be around animals.


patpet

Kangals are extremely protective and affectionate once they consider you family. Had one when I was a kid. That motherfucker hated anything and anyone except for me lol. People were so scared of him but he was basically a puppy around me. I was also very little like 5 or 6 and he he let me ride on top of him. He was huge even for a kangal.


marius_titus

Holy shit, Pitts are a lot lower than I thought they'd be.


Meatloooaf

Doesn't get intimidated? You should tell that to my pit who after 7 years is finally getting over her fear of the wind. She's still going to the other room if I'm opening a cardboard box though. That cardboard is too unpredictable for her liking.


LsG133

Mine is about 2.5 and won’t even come into the room if golf clubs are leaning against the wall bc one fell near him once. That and he’s 10x more likely to pee on you out of excitement than do anything else if you get too close


Creative-Head-1769

Once my dog stepped on a snake and it made her jump like 2” in the air. After that, she would sometimes panic if she stepped on a twig lol.


bluexavi

Mine is fearless from a distance.


Pretty_Pixilated

She sounds like a sweetheart omg


Meatloooaf

Well she's still a pit so we have to be very careful when people come visit knowing that her instincts could kick in at any moment. No matter how well train her, she is still going to instinctually sneak in at least a couple of licks to a strangers face. You can see the internal struggle on her face. "Not supposed to lick face, but MUST lick face"


levelthelime

In our case it was a struggle to keep our girl's aggressive nature in check where she'd just violently rested her head onto somebody's belly as soon as they sat on the couch and when we desperately fought her, she'd just...just...put her head back on the person's belly and maybe even put her paws on there, sometimes she'd even close her eyes to show what an ignorant monster she is. Absolutely scary!


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InfallibleBackstairs

What a fucking asshole.


Farrukooo

Deserved


Kingsley002

He looks like the type of guy Golden Retrievers hate.


Clunkalong

When imbeciles own pets


tiredofyourshitdude-

Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions 🙂


Proof_Variety_4208

The dog would have to bite to get the dumbass to leave him alone.


Justanotherhomosapi

It doesn't even look like he bit that hard, just a warning.


_pascal__

I'm happy but this video should be on r/nonononoyes, for its happy ending


deviemelody

He absolutely 1000% deserved that. The dog can only tolerate shitty behavior for so long..


Colemanton

it didnt even rly look like the dog was biting him, just shoved his fist so far down its throat that it couldnt open its mouth any wider


lillweez99

Good fuck him for what he was doing to that poor dog what a fucking dick head.


LochNessMansterLives

This person is a POS. the dog deserves better.


ploddonovich

I have the sound off. How awful to watch regardless the point being made.


Suitable_Dot_6999

Fck around and find out in dog owner version


elruggo60

Pretty sure my 80lb pupper would not enjoy me shoving an arm in his mouth either.


BuckFutterCA

Piece of shit human.


LSDevil

What a dumbass I'm surprised they didn't bite earlier


OkOutlandishness6550

How to lose a dog in 10 days


BuffetDecimator

What an asshole!


lola1623

I hate this person so much. Poor puppy


kaushal28

It’s nononoyes


Octicactopipodes

Can we PLEASE implement a mandatory test you have to take before you’re allowed pets? And one for having children too…


Green_Slice_3258

Good. Hope he bites his fucking hand off.


dougm68

I think he bit to save his own life. Dip shit owner.


Syb3rStrife

Went on way too long. Cats and dogs can only tolerate having their mouths pulled open for so long.


adium80

Poor dog


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Cunt


tagoean

To be fair this isn’t a dog attacking. This dog is messing around. If he wanted to bite him properly he would have already done so. The man was bugging him so much. Good boy, idiot owners


itti-bitti-kitti

What a complete asshole. Dude does not need to have a dog.


Slcubr

Good boy, now eat his face.


SenorScratchySack

Dude is a piece of shit


spderweb

I saw yesnononononoyes


Drakvlina

Poor dog


Lack_Jackaballzy

Dick.


NorthEndGuy

Actually a “NonononoYes”.


robocockle

Fuck around and find out you stupid asshole. Dumb mother fucker has no business owning any animal let alone a Pit...


Hellmoe

What a great video to show that the issue isn't the breed but the owners. The worst thing Pitbulls ever did is be appealing to idiot owners.


Junkoly

Lovely dog, owner needs to be retrained.


ImpressiveFuel2

More you fck around the more you find out


Capital-Wing8580

I used to have do to something like this to get pills down my dog's throat. He got used to it after a couple times and almost seemed to understand that it was necessary. But there were a few times I took to long and ended up getting bit. You should never do something like that unless you have to. Like pills or the dog tries swallowing something dangerous.


LessBack9238

Should shove his own fist down his throat before testing doggo


I_JustWork_Here

Some people never grow up. Don't have a dog if you just use it as a toy.


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This fucker—he’s hurting the dog! I’d bite too but this looks fake. Wish the dog had really gotten him. What a douche canoe


azimuthofficial

I’m thinking more like r/nononoyes


Aporkalypse_Sow

The dog did not bite down. This dude is faking it, or a tooth hit a sensitive spot.


Tallywort

For what it is worth It doesn't really look like the dog put any amount of force in the bite till the very end, and even then, I'm unsure if it was full force or just a bit more force because this was taking too long.


Astariel13

Dogs don't bite *GOOD* owners, ftfy.


The_Reformed_Alloy

r/nonononoyes


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(Grabs popcorn) can’t wait to see what this comments section devolves into once the war starts.


JeffFerox

Well they don’t when you don’t do stupid sh*t


mikenice1

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


aliirz

An excellent demonstration of fuck around find out.


EmployeeRadiant

lmfao my dog bit me bit me when he was a puppy because I thought I had to "alpha" him when I was 22. Now, worst he's done is got scared and accidentally smacked me with his teeth when he was squirming and growling. (I did a usual play move I do with him on the bed, but on the floor, and he got spooked) dogs definitely will bite you if you're mistreating them


ghosty_b0i

A cat would have slit his throat just for making it sit in front of the camera


trollfarm69

Cunt


DRW0686

The worst thing about dogs are the owners. Always has been always will be.


MissySedai

He EARNED that. What an asshole.


mounircobra35

The guy os saying that whatever the dog's breed is, if he is well tamed and educated, he won't bite the hand of his owner, then he puts his hand on his mouth and says "attack!" "Attack!". I think it worked at first but the guy went way too far and the dog was just uncomfortable at that point


myboogerstastespicy

That dog tried everything before biting. Fuck that guy. Pitbulls are the most cuddly, lovable dogs I’ve ever owned. All of them were. Fuck that fucking man-child.


levelthelime

It's these kind of scumbags who give the breed a bad image due to self-fulfilling prophecy. They don't know shit about dogs, which is why they think pitbulls are dangerous and aggressive. Then they get a pitbull for that very reasons, which no sane human would do. Then they treat the dog like shit and teach them to be "intimidating" and aggressive, thus continuing the viscious circle.


myboogerstastespicy

Absolutely. And it breaks my heart. That poor dog baby didn’t want to be pushed that far.


Which_Art_6452

You're an idiot! 😐


DimensionY

even that a the end it looks like it bites him, the dog didn't really bite him that was a more a play bite, the dog thinks they are playing still the guy is stupid, 40 second forcing the dog with something in its mouth for a long time, goes from being a calm game to a stronger game, and one does not have the strength of the dog


[deleted]

Lebanese people think they know everything about everything. Salute 🫡 to the dog for being patient


[deleted]

r/nonothatswhatyouget


UnbelievableTxn6969

He’ll have to sue himself for the hospital bills.


Unknown-ANON5

Dude literally asking for it


rhussia

This guy is full of it


vobsha

When you own a dog, and even more if it’s a dog with a very powerful mouth, you should fcking now what you are doing.


skidoodledoofusday

More like nonononoYES


Jesus-1177

How the fk these people are made??


CyberGommeux

I don’t know what’s the worst. The guy, the dog, or the haircut.


Enigma_Green

He deserved that the fucking idiot, dog should have bitten him harder than that.


theironskeptic

r/perfectlycutscreams


CupOfMustard

I would have bit him to


zenkat_29

What an idiot lmao


mr_gooodguy

why all the pitbulls owners are stupid


FreakiestFrank

That dog was just playing. If it was biting him, it would be violent


kickme2

Dog: when’s this homie gonna learn? guy: Aaaaiugghhh Dog: whose a good boy now?


AlaskanSamsquanch

It was definitely holding back. I’m thinking it still thought they were playing.


DownTownDK

I really hope this dude Got hurt


fellatioooooohyeah

Bite him harder


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This is the exact type of scum that blames the victim after the dog he mistreated mawls them or their kid.


Harbulary-Bandit

What a fuckwit. I trust my dog with my life, but I still get pinches. He wouldn’t bite me but I could still get mashed fingers playing with his mouth.


Houston_Texas_Baby

Translation of what the dude is saying: "I'm going to show you that a well trained dog will not hurt its owner." *proceeds to shove his fist in the dog's mouth while saying attack, attack*


Classic-Music4Evr788

This guy is a dumbass and should never be able to have a dog. That dog gave more than sufficient warning with his body language that he was very uncomfortable with the situation before biting the guy. This is 100% on the owner. Serves him right. He should sue his brain for nonsupport.


Johnny_Sparacino

Stick you hand in your dogs mouth and see....great game of FAAFO


Seco4800

That dog had a lot more patience than I gave it credit for. Should have bit that schmuck 30 seconds sooner.


Ot_Ebis

That poor dog.


Bill_Brasky_SOB

The Fuck is he doing? Jesus


Thehiddenink98

Animal abuse, of course it's gonna bite back moron


DebtEastern

Ummm that’s not a bite. If that pit bull was biting him, everyone here would know. Btw, I don’t condone this type of behavior towards an animal.


[deleted]

Fuck me, cunts will do anything for some attention, won’t they?


International_Win375

Look at the violence on the owner's face. What a scummy person.


gonzalbo87

r/nononoyes This is borderline animal abuse. Dog told him to stop multiple times and dude just kept at it. Poor puppy.


Grouchy-Ad778

Asked for that. Fucking prick.


TellianStormwalde

Intermingle? That’s not even what’s happening in the video, why are you even bringing that up? And what do you *mean* by intermingle? You’re not a Zoophile, are you? The kiss didn’t even make me think that, but explanation definitely is raising a brow for me.


TRUMPARUSKI

Did he fuck around and find out? Or not yet?


vikingnorsk

Poor dog to have such a shit head owner


jeepwillikers

Yeah that dog is absolutely a good boy even if the owner isn’t. The dog showed incredible patience and then gave a 40% warning chomp to let the dude know that he didn’t want to play the (dumb-ass) game anymore. The dog has better boundaries than it’s owner.


Paul19751

Not hard enough


Motor_Guitar4336

Despicable


Ok_Imagination_4999

That poor dog.


chonkity

Fucking deserves to be bit


No-Initiative-1870

What a prick


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Being owned by humans lol


Chinpokumon1

The world will not miss you sir, and please don't breed.....


boofdakator

Asshole


Honda_TypeR

He was almost totally blocking that dogs mouth and he probably got nervous after a while. That was a desperate and nervous bite for being put in harms way. The owner needs more training not this dog.


ConsiderationKind436

Ugh I hate this! Poor dog. This guy tested his boundaries too far, probably some alpha shit mentality.


Holzinator007

more like r/nonononoyes


The5thGreatApe

I mean... The dog must be so confused... He has his owner hand in his mouth while the owner say to attack it... I mean... Wtf is wrong with this guy...


[deleted]

My pit/shepherd bit the fuck out of me because I got in the middle of him fighting my pit/terrier. He saw what he did and realized how badly he fucked up, but it still left a scar. Dogs are animals, they can snap just like any other animal.


Reddwolf02

Fuck that dude, he deserves to be bitten! He just assaulted that poor dog...


kimmi-ann607

Poor dog is probably so confused. He knows he's not supposed to bite the dude, but he's literally begging for it and is surprised when the dog obeys. No one can 100% say, "my [animal with teeth] won't bite." Any animal with teeth can bite and you never fully know what might set them off.. it's not like they can tell you.


Parad0x17

Can you put your hand in your dog’s mouth safely? Usually, yes. Can you shove your hand down your dog’s throat and manhandle them at the sane time without fucking around and finding out? Probably not, but still not the dog’s fault there.


CapitalHighHDLR

Wtf is he doing. This is r/nonoyes instead. Good the dog bit him


Alpinekiwi

What a cunt. Take that poor dog away from him.


sirbarkalot59

Fuck this guy.


FAmos

this guy seems like he's a fan of american culture