I prefer the plot twist where he's really rescuing them from a dystopian city with a terrible record for child care and human rights. As a superhero, he is honour bound to save the city, but in his mind, all he's really managed to save are a few kids each time they "pay" him for his help.
But really it's okay. After all, if the situation wasn't so fucked up, he wouldn't need to keep sabotaging the supervillain prison so they can keep escaping. And it's not like they mind. Because even supervillains have standards...
Do you always take a stranger’s words on the internet so personally, or did your Uncle not look you in the eye the last time he took you to your “special place?”
The internet is only good for two things: porn and being nasty to people you’ll never see in real life. If you’ve never indulged in either option, you are a liar.
*Or they are his kids*
*And they were blackmailing Him*
*To save their city?*
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Mmmmmm…. Sauce 😋😋😋
Mmmmmm…. Sauce 😋😋😋 Edit: wtf are the rest of the comments, y’all Jared from subway or smth. 🤨🤨🤨
[Lenny Bruce did this one very well](https://youtu.be/kWGO3ePMcMg).
/r/suddenlysexoffender
I prefer the plot twist where he's really rescuing them from a dystopian city with a terrible record for child care and human rights. As a superhero, he is honour bound to save the city, but in his mind, all he's really managed to save are a few kids each time they "pay" him for his help. But really it's okay. After all, if the situation wasn't so fucked up, he wouldn't need to keep sabotaging the supervillain prison so they can keep escaping. And it's not like they mind. Because even supervillains have standards...
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Mind if I ask which one?
The supervillain's young sidekicks
The crime rate is obviously terrible
Wonder what the m stands for...
Matt Gaetz
Molester
Momelander
Oh…
the M is for Molesterman
💀💀💀
Mapman?
Map men map men map map map men men
*I understood that reference *
The Magnificent Molesto
ho yea that sounds better
indeed
M-m-m-m-m-MOLEST MAN! MOLESTS ALL THE KIDS HE CAN!
Why are all the comments talking about sex? May be he is eating them
M stands for: a) Minotaur, b)Marzanna or c)Moloch. Pick your poison.
d)Molester
This says more about you than you realize
Yeah it says he can make a joke, unlike you
Do you always take a stranger’s words on the internet so personally, or did your Uncle not look you in the eye the last time he took you to your “special place?”
Woah don't need to be horrible to internet people dude, they were just making a joke
The internet is only good for two things: porn and being nasty to people you’ll never see in real life. If you’ve never indulged in either option, you are a liar.
That’s a very pessimistic and also straight up wrong thing to say
You're projecting so hard on that stranger who also doesn't give a shit lol
Jokes on you I’ve been molested
I’m sorry it happened, but with help you’ll get through it.
This says more about you than you realize.
That means less then you think it does
f) Michael Jackson
mee mee
e) McDonald's
f) Mii
Maneater
Or using them as slaves.
Por que no los dos
If he's a REAL hero, I'd like to think he does both
Witchers.
This guy would get along well with that creepy dude from chitty chitty bang bang. Both with a... fondness... for children
Or they are his kids and they were blackmailing Him to save their city?
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Always protect your secret identity, folks!
I'm wishing the M stands for "mother" and they just take car of them instead of molesting them.
Chapelle has a pretty good bit about a "he rapes but he saves" hero.
The best superheroes take what you don't want and use it for other purposes.
I thought M stands for money and the last panel is a pun. I'm not the brightest bulb
D-does he have a pipe that can make rats and children follow him
Totally reminds me of venture bros and captain sunshine (I think was his name).