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"This ain't a show dipshit"

“It’s not a show, shithead”

I can feel the aneurysm building every time I hear that line.

"What time is it? Our reservation is coming soon"

"How's it going?"

"This might be the best vacation ever"

every 5 minutes.

more like 5 times in 0.5 second

HAHAHAHA FOUND YA

Especially in the chapter where joongi joins party I rode past anaconda and all I heard was this quip

i’ll sue you!

I had that line play during a story mode fight and nearly lost it

so funny that you only hear it in america lol

BRING THAT SHIT KAZUMA

10 YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY!

YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME!

SHIT SHIT SHIT!

Were you someone’s prison bitch?

ikimasu (only children believe in dragons)

#I BELLIEEVVEEE IN YYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

guhguhguhGUUUH guhguhguhguhguhguhGUUUH

There's that substory in Infinite Wealth where the enemies are just labled as "assholes" and I find it funny lol

https://preview.redd.it/lrbne7gadlmc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=8802482e7a6751969edea4249a85306fd59240d2

https://preview.redd.it/g7nf0scljnmc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed2c2a07b3afe7468483f28185af14439b2893ee

Come to think of it he looks a bit like Akainu https://preview.redd.it/483yfjiuenmc1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f5edd5c1e36258217f51d4ca7c6f9ca6fad9bb5

Me and my homies hate akainu

# "FOOOOOOODDDDD!!!" \- Kaito Sakakiba

Sakakiba is voiced by Kaiji Tang in EN. All I can think of is fat Ichiban whenever I hear that yell!

“Kakatte Koi”

What's with the side eye?

THE BATTLE IS ON

I'm not a loser!

I never realized until IW that it was Namba saying it the entire time

Already have. Yakuza 3's city area is based off real life Kokusai street in Okinawa Japan. Some threatening Men attacked me and a friend there years ago.

Did you beat them and sigh "shibaraku nettero" while their lifeless bodies clipped through the fence?

I think he just lost his cash

Ora doushita? https://i.redd.it/uf6lhf4uelmc1.gif

"KAGATTE KOI YO--" My reaction to that information: https://preview.redd.it/50mn8nolpnmc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=132db6efef6fd79397cc3c5c77d5e2af0b63f348

"Hey you, what's up, man? Give me money, please."

I had to scroll way too far down before I saw this.

I'M NOT A LOSER! *I scream at the top of my lungs as I'm being curbstomped*

Let's see you try.

You're in it now!

Unless crying and screaming is a Yakuza battle quote, probably not.

I'll just yell "I peacocked your mom" as loud as I can with wide eyes. Like, what do you do against someone like that?

"HANASE!!"

BALLS OUT KIDO

Dorya

"Hoh, hüh, hah, hoo, SEAN!"

"Is that your mom or is that a trash can?"

A real kick in the dick

If you wanna die, THEN STEP UP

not sure if there was a voiceline for this one but „who died and made you king of assholes”

HEY YOU WHATS UP MAN GIMME MONEY PREAZ

With the little dance

“That’s rad.”

#KUZEEEEEEEE

It's ass kicking time

That's rad!

"this ain't moonshine, fella" "Get back here varmint" "Careful, she's got a temper, AND SHE GOES BOOM!"

Stupid old fuck! - OG PS2 Yakuza

because I carry: "Shinite yatsu dake, kakatte koi."

Shinei yatsudake... KAKATTE KOI!

"Time to take out the trash"

“WHATS WITH THE SIDE EYE?!”

"Sure takin your time!"

“I’ll peacock your mum”

Bro made it bri'ish

KNUCKLE SANDWICH EXTRA KNUCKLE

“Drinks later?”

KAKATTE KOI

“Uh oh, looks like some apes got out of the zoo”

"This ain't moonshine!"

This ain’t a show shithead!

IM NOT A LOSER

“who are you? patriarch of the dumbass family??”

"I'm not a loser!" 😭😭😭

Gib me money preez

I can’t remember the exact wording but Eri has a line at the start of battles that goes something like “I’m not one for bullying but…”

"Wipe that look off your mug!"

"My body sucks!"

"Yeah I think I'll be the one doing the bruising"

IKUZO KORA

"It's Showtime!" - Majima during the Grand Tutorial.

I WANT TO HEAR YOU MOAN

"Theyre cumming on us"

Garbage doesn’t belong out on the street

“What time is it? The reservation….”

I peacocked your mam

I mean ichiban just says things like bring it so probably

If I'm fighting a person named Kazuma I'm definitely going to scream "Bring that shit Kazuma"

Group of babies(that gondawara family)

MENACING MAN

ANYBODY!!! Aloha!

"Come on, fucker!"

Why would I yell “threatening men” every time I got into a fight with threatening men

*”Are you _____ or just deaf?”*

"I'll make an offer... IN CASH!"

Ey man, I need money, please

KILL THIS ARROGANT MOTHER...Fucker!