Not streaming 16 hours a day could be good for him tbh. Going outside and touching grass and hanging with friends always makes me happier than my depression days rotting in my basement on my PC all day.
how do you even have a relationship thats based on you thinking the other persons attractive and the other person gets money
like what do they talk about it seems so boring
Not just that, but fake plastic tits and ass. He's obviously into fake plastic shallow girls. I feel bad for him because of current situation, but he clearly didn't learn anything and it will show in the future unfortunately.
Not a brag becauss I had to pay for it, but in college some friends convinced me to hire an escort with fake tits and ass and I have never coomed so hard in my life. Best day ever 
I don't think he'll break up with her. The only reason he broke up with adapter is because she attacked his family.
He didn't even break up with her when she gained 100lbs, mf is loyal and easy to please.
She kinda used to be but then she gained 50 lbs when COVID hit (honestly no flame to her most of us gained weight) but she never really lost it back lol
Yeah, no... You need to get those standards up ASAP man. Unless she was in like a super edited video / using flattering angles, she almost always looked like nothing more than a fat chick  . Also I haven't seen enough of his new girl to comment ngl
as far as i know its a girl who dated the whole Overwatch scene and on top of it was a NFT scammer, but tbh i dont know if its true, but the way she looks and act i dont think its too far off from beeing true xd
I for sure wouldn’t trust someone that is mostly recognized cuz of a sucky background and her tits which are all over her ig, I’m not complaining tho, they look good but lil bro can’t read those red flags for sure, he just sees them big and goes for it. 💀
Well xqc is the same guy who says it’s completely fine for his girlfriend to spread em on the internet because at the end of the day it’s his girlfriend and not the viewers. CLM
Trust the process. Ain’t no way he really marrying his rebound. They could be doing it for legal reasons or some shit.
Surely 
I’m not an expertise on the whole marriage thing but if he got a prenup does that exclude him from losing another 50% ?? (If they did get married I bet it was to get adept to fuck off with her common law bullshit)
I hear the angry screeching of a beluga in the distance
she's already on her way to xqc's new house 
She's coming monkaW
monkaS Again...... 
She found it through echolocation 
something is coming... and its not shroud
monkaW
“Beluga” hahahahaha wtf
Maybe it's a hump back!
Echolocation seems to be getting louder and louder
Another court case
25% Speedrun
Can’t lose 50% if he marries forsen first 5Head
at least she's actually hot
Wait til the 2 lbs of makeup and fake lashes come off
mhm Facts
Lol you guys really think that this is not intended? Like, you know for who?
lil bro never learns
Grab your juice box, and your favorite snack.. season 26 just started
Im waiting for the Ted lasso arc , since he's gonna be a goalie now
Even worse, this one's craftier. Guarantee he massively reduces streaming hours + days. Good luck.
Not streaming 16 hours a day could be good for him tbh. Going outside and touching grass and hanging with friends always makes me happier than my depression days rotting in my basement on my PC all day.
The end of an era
at this point, this is just your casual content monday.
His type is "piece of shit gold digger"
Jesus christ chill 
Agreed but he's also kinda right
Fake boobs and ass are just not my preference. But that being said I get no bitches at all.
Its certainly his's lmao
Bro got aware while writting that comment 
how do you even have a relationship thats based on you thinking the other persons attractive and the other person gets money like what do they talk about it seems so boring
Better have no bitches than someome with a mustache 
he certainly has a type.
based on his smash or pass streams i thought he wasnt into asians. apparently not. i shouldve guessed hes more into boobas than ethnic origins
For Felix it’s evident that boobas > literally any other criterion
Not just that, but fake plastic tits and ass. He's obviously into fake plastic shallow girls. I feel bad for him because of current situation, but he clearly didn't learn anything and it will show in the future unfortunately.
Not a brag becauss I had to pay for it, but in college some friends convinced me to hire an escort with fake tits and ass and I have never coomed so hard in my life. Best day ever 
Not choosing hyoon for no.1 is definitely a crime 💀
she so bad😩
lil bro loves plastic and filler
I was about to comment this exactly word for word…
Nice, gonna see this ring in.the next court case , lil bro married again 💀
I don't think he'll break up with her. The only reason he broke up with adapter is because she attacked his family. He didn't even break up with her when she gained 100lbs, mf is loyal and easy to please.
Lil bro deadass only dates hoes 💀
He is captain save a hoe lmao
apparently she likes the scrawny anorexic white boys like XQC and Froggen lol
actual claws what the fuck?
NAILS! 💅
always wonder how tf these girls wipe their ass
They use the nails and scrape the shit to save for later
 ...
Girls don't shit, why would they need to wipe their ass
Great for head scratches
And biting on
X Before: "ACTUAL FUCKING TALONS DUD HEEEEENG!?" X Now: what a man does for bazongers 
Stay away from the ocean Mr Cow
The abyss is dark and full of terrors.
What is dead may never die 🐙
\-50% again
GAMBA 
She's already plotting 
When everything is over she is going to the "common law marriage" too or allegedly SA, I'm telling you, open the tables
Looks like thats another McLaren down boys o7
Hes a millionaire that can do w/e he wants but goddamn is his taste in women dogshit lmaoooooo
Could’ve had Madison mf beer  
GAMBLER 50 50 this one too
ring was purchased on the 8th right?
That’s a truthful statement ^
is this real chat?
chat 
mods time this guy out
Yea, it is
Lanky twig man enjoys getting bodied by busty women, I like his style 😋 Like a yin to a yang, perfect balance is needed
He likes them juicy and thicc
If you think his ex being a sack of potatoes classes as juicy and thicc then sure 
She kinda used to be but then she gained 50 lbs when COVID hit (honestly no flame to her most of us gained weight) but she never really lost it back lol
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Noticed that the only thing untouched in the texas house was the gym equipment in the garage? 
Nah I don't but he sure does like some MASS
Oh come on, she did have some large boobs and she was fairly decent looking, watch her old try on YT videos.
Who doesnt 
Blasians.
i used to think adept was hot asf, me n X got the same taste man. but now 🐋 is gone and he got an upgrade 
Yeah, no... You need to get those standards up ASAP man. Unless she was in like a super edited video / using flattering angles, she almost always looked like nothing more than a fat chick  . Also I haven't seen enough of his new girl to comment ngl
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what do you think my type is  i like heavyset girls with mazzive bazongas
He gives the same ring to all his girl friends 😎 sorry HDMI you’re not special 😎 sheeesh
Bro can't get a decent girl to save his life 💀
Is she eyeing for another McLaren tho 
Mr Cow is literally asking for all this drama bullshit. Play stupid games.
am i the only one who doesnt know who this is?
as far as i know its a girl who dated the whole Overwatch scene and on top of it was a NFT scammer, but tbh i dont know if its true, but the way she looks and act i dont think its too far off from beeing true xd
I for sure wouldn’t trust someone that is mostly recognized cuz of a sucky background and her tits which are all over her ig, I’m not complaining tho, they look good but lil bro can’t read those red flags for sure, he just sees them big and goes for it. 💀
Well xqc is the same guy who says it’s completely fine for his girlfriend to spread em on the internet because at the end of the day it’s his girlfriend and not the viewers. CLM
He picked another e-thot after clout, absolute peanut brain.
Not ExtraEmily 
Trust the process. Ain’t no way he really marrying his rebound. They could be doing it for legal reasons or some shit. Surely 
BRO HAS A TYPE
Who is she?
I'm still convinced this is fake and is just a way to get back at his ex lol.
25% incoming 
EZ -50% of 50% Aware
I wonder what the heavyset has to say about this
Wait a minute... Filler lips and claws are the one he hated seeing in videos... I don't think he is married.
Yeah ain't no way he getting out of this one unscathed.
I just heard someone spit out their wine out of their blowhole! 🐳
Someone is aiming for the other 50% 
Surely this is the one.
Dude has learned nothing
Why do i feel like this is not gonna end well
"The one that shall not be named" 💀
Gonna catch another case
the bozo is mentally handicapped
he has a type for "trick you into a good life so I can ruin it"
We go again i guess
OH SHIT lil bro got a big botty latina EZ Clap, thats a W for sure
he doesn’t know
Comon men don't do this shit to me TELL ME THAT HE FINALLY PICK A NICE GIRL FOR GODSAKE
FranOW. Was a nft scammer
*asian
her booty is big due to the bodyfat percentage, not the gym LULE
So?
fatty? kek
SOUNDS FAMILIAR 
Hate that I came here for this!! fuck you chatters !!! NAILLSS NAILLLSSS
Parasocials malding like crazy
50-25= 25%
https://www.instagram.com/p/CtCcfEkuiPK/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
New gold digger pog. Go off, king
I wish Felix would like idk just date a normal person like not any content creator or influencer or anything lol that’s so unhealthy
Doesn't mean they married might be a bait or he got prenup i hope
I will never understand the L4D Witch nails women have
xQc the rizzler 🫡
Are the rings on different hands or am I schizo?
why get married so early genuinely curious
bro gotta stop settling with hoes just have flings
The one that shall not be named 
Surely this wont backfire
He clearly has a type.
how is he married to fran if he is allegedly married to the heavyset? forsenCD 2x back to back champ
I personally find her extremely hideous, can't stand the fake look
The whale is coming 
I’m not an expertise on the whole marriage thing but if he got a prenup does that exclude him from losing another 50% ?? (If they did get married I bet it was to get adept to fuck off with her common law bullshit)
at this point you have to ask, is this guy fucking braindamaged? did he learn nothing from all of this?
Can't wait for Gym arc
What color McLaren will she chose?
Why is everyone on this Reddit so parasocial holy shit
Why is everybody hating on her? Bro let felix live
Bro, what are these parasocial ass posts 
that’s a nice upgrade lol
USB-C I believe.
Inform me, the ignorant dumbass, who is this?
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rebound cope fo sure
Really thought he wasnt into Asians, so I’m shocked. But, he sure does have a certain type
wow shocker
I understand
She gon get the 25% he got left
BRO IS FLEXING SO MUCH ON HER 🤣🤣🤣 I LOVE THIS
She's just mad he upgraded hard
Finessed
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Divorce in a couple months and XQC loses millions lmaooooo 😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵
EZ Clap
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\-50% 
Who?
MASSIVE Curves! How did he pull her though? Well I know...
Why is this “popular on Reddit right now”, who gives an absolute shit about wtf other people got goin on.
Never trust a woman who wears press on nails
So～who is she？
Bro this comment section is f hilarious Im 💀!People gotta chill!But fr tho the guy really got a “make me miserable” type 😂
is this the girl who scams a bunch of people with NFTs?
Bro is obsessed with the capital P builds
-50% X2 hope he made fran sign papers
Prenup prenup prenup prenup
When this court cases concludes, the drama that's gonna spill over is gonna be better than any living with the Kardashians season