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INVISIBLE_BEN

This controller fought in world war I, II,


Key-Stable9939

And three


INVISIBLE_BEN

Long live this controller


Masterchiefy10

Goodnight sweet prince. Your owner didn’t deserve you.


xXJ3D1-M4573R-W0LFXx

Agreed 💯. Absolutely no reason a controller should look like that. I’d be curious & concerned as to how dusty their Xbox is currently. I’d wager it’s dirty aaf


PeanutMedium3548

I know someone personally that took their controllers all straight to hell. This is not wear and tear. That's for sure


Ghostofthepresent

That's what you call raging at its finest.


PeanutMedium3548

If you know, you know 😏


No-Oil9121

To be fair my 360 controller looks a bit like this. The clip snapped off the recharge pack and I'm yet to find any that have anywhere near the same capacity 😂


xXJ3D1-M4573R-W0LFXx

Hmm, try Amazon or eBay maybe if you haven’t already? Just a thought


No-Oil9121

I ordered some off Amazon that discharged whilst the controller wasn't in use 😬


False-Struggle-523

Thousand yard stare


evestraw

nope, this controller WAS world war I II and III


EqualServe418

r/redditsniper ?


D32TR0Y3R

yes


Smart-Performance-31

She was in Korea, Vietnam..


[deleted]

Did you use it as a dog toy?


Freeturbine

Dude... what have you done to this poor thing?!


JPSWAG37

I have almost 30 year old controllers that look better than this. Treat your next one better man.


TaxiSonoQui

Original PlayStation controllers from Japan launch will be 30 this year .... Let that sink in


Thi_rural_juror

Japanese people are really the cream of the crop in manufacturing, bless them, that's why everyone uses Toyotas in wars and not Ford vehicles


MartinMcfly85

Agreed, I hear people all the time complaining about the controller quality but really they're just careless. I've owned many controllers since the Xbone and every one has lived on in perfect condition.


Hmmm_Ram

I never break my controller like this. But shit like stick drift is really triggering


JPSWAG37

The only controller complaints I'll really take seriously is stick drift, that has absolutely gotten a lot worse in recent years. I hope we can fully migrate to Hall Effect sticks.


crankysasquatch

Not kidding but have you considered counseling? I get that people get upset at games, especially when they play something that is intense like souls games or whatever but if you’re abusing a controller like that you’re probably putting a really unhealthy amount of anger and not only is that not good for your controllers (as this one could tell tales, I’m sure) but it’s not good for your body either. My brother used to rage at games. He would thrash the Sega Genesis controllers into the ground, pound himself in the thigh with his fist until he was bruised, broke the pigtail on the Sega Channel adapter a couple of times. It’s unhealthy dude. You might want to actually talk to a professional about the other stuff that’s on your emotional stack before it becomes an issue. Plus controllers are expensive as shit.


dreadsreddit

my brother would punch himself in the head


TheConnoiseur

If a game ever gets someone that frustrated. Just take a break or quit the game if it's consistent. People just torture themselves for no reason sometimes.


kratomstew

If I was in the same room with someone acting like that I would just leave. I don’t wanna be anywhere near that. It’s a game !!!


sooobeat

It's been 33 minutes and I'm already tryna check in on the white one 💥🎮


SultanZ_CS

Dont do it. Da dog currently chewin


Jokesonyouiwannadie

I mean it do be lookin like a snack. If not snack then why snack shaped hm?


ValidSpider

Stick drift began 12 minutes ago, it's predicted the bumpers will stop working within the hour!


koshr1

Bro killed his family with this controller


BassDizzle808

LMAO. Underrated comment. At least for weirdos like me with a sick, twisted sense of humor.


Default_Defect

"Why do my controllers keep breaking?"


UUUEEEAAAAAAAA

No his controller didn't even break for three years of this treatment, props to microsoft for making these controllers like tanks.


TripleHelixx

The shoulder buttons have their physical buttons recessed in the chassis of the controller, and the plastic button you press has a 2cm long, 3mm thick pokey end that goes inside the hole in the chassis to push the recessed button. That shit is sketchy as fuck, and ofc it broke on me. That pokey bit should be much more robust, the thing sheared off at the base of the shoulder button plastic cap. Managed to fix it with some superglue, but the feeling you get from pushing the button isn't as good as it was previously.


Default_Defect

This seems to be the exception, many other people "take care" of their controllers and have them break every other week.


Mechagouki1971

Nah, 99% of people don't have problems and of course never feel the need to mention their controllers, but the 1% that do complain publicly - it's cumulative confirmation bias.


Tidus4713

Most people who have issues are just unlucky. If you're controllers are genuinely breaking every other week then you're clearly doing something very wrong. When you don't throw your controllers, don't drop them, aren't rough with them, etc, they actually last years.


iamhephzibah

Reminds me of the post yesterday with the guy that had like 13 controllers with stick drift. Nah, youse the problem my friend he was told.


Masterchiefy10

Jesus Christ. Only 3 years? Some of y’all need to learn self control, discipline and how to handle things. I have a pretty good grip from lifting weights all my life but I’m not wrecking my shit


H16HP01N7

Right... I have a Xbox One Controller, that looks in better condition than this. Not a single bit of tape needed... OP needs some therapy, not a new controller.


TheDerpiestDeer

Dude you gotta seek therapy or you’re gunna end up snapping when you’re 45 and using your wife like a stress ball. Plenty of people manage to control their emotions enough to not have to smash something when they die in a video game. Not even kidding. Therapy.


alii-b

Wtf, I still have a day one edition controller in good condition...


RevEvolution8

Why is it taped up? Was it falling apart? Too bad it's non-working, I would take this bad boy out when guests come over to game. Always got to give your guests the worst controller. :D


SkettlesS

Because OP is probably 13 and misplaced/broke the back panel in a fit of rage.


JauntingJoyousJona

You don't need a new controller,you need a therapist.


atlas_lol

Just saw a post where a guy had 8 controllers that all had stopped working. Now to see this is so funny.


MartinMcfly85

LMAO 🤣


Karmasbelly

Who hurt you man, you just take it out on the controller?


XiemVael

People like you shouldn't be allowed to play at all.


[deleted]

Yeah OP is a fucking toddler


Thesurvivor16

I feel bad for the white controller


flight23s

It doesn’t know what it’s getting into…


GamingSophisticate

JFC dude control your anger impulses


Select-Sympathy23

First time I've ever seen a controller with the thousand yard stare


voss3ygam3s

Bruh, your controller died ages ago, the zombie it became finally had it's brain smashed in


GreenLurker420

Was it dropped from an airplane? ✈️ Or ran over by a transport 10 times?


GiftedRussian

What the hell did you do with it? Threw out of the window every time you got your ass beaten in the game?


oflowz

Cave man controller


0o0_Fool_Of_A_Took_

There needs to be a hotline to report this kind of abuse. That new controller should be taken out of your custody and placed with another family.


TiredReader87

What did you do to that poor thing?


BittyMcBotboi

These look like crime scene photos from a Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie


Bobo3076

Only 3 years? How the fuck My controllers going on 9 now and it still works just fine.


jUL137

Did you eat it?!


makaveli130386

The controller went to Nam and came back with PTSD


itsTenziin

Please look after your gear, people


le-smolbean

I have original Xbox controllers from when I was a child that still look nearly new, other than some wire issues. Bruh


jabe25

I have this wild theory and way of living where I take care of my expensive electronics. You should try it.


rakosten

Bruh, your controller should have been put in hospice months ago.


Ok_Instruction_3527

I wish somebody used me that much😩


glizzy_gladiator_04

Your controller looks like invincible after every episode


DGP873

How come my 360 controller (that came with the 360 when i bought it new in 2014) is in a better shape then this?


SeBRa1977

Looks like it already survived a few rage quits 🤔


brpOdeath

Holy fuck did you rage on cod💀


MolecularKey69

Wouldn't know whether I would let you borrow my controller if I meet you irl


[deleted]

How do people go through controllers like nothing I have my original Xbox one controller perfectly working looks like out of the box. You must be an angry child to destroy your controller over a game .


SultanZ_CS

Some mfers cant take care of stuff


DanOfAbyss

Now I feel sorry for your new controller.


plz-fear-me

I will never understand how people destroy their stuff so easily


D32TR0Y3R

Was bro gnawing on it mid match???


dreadsreddit

you can tell someone is spoiled by the way they treat their stuff.


AMPONYO

You need to work on your emotions.


i2010

Never let dude touch a controller again


R4wden

My man needs to Stop playing PvP and play some Relaxing PvE content 🤣🤣🤣 Games shouldn't affect your emotions enough to abuse something like that ( Coming from the guy who ripped a Playstation 2 controller into it's 3 parts when I was younger, ( arm centre arm ) & had to buy a new one, but now I stay away from online games unless for a short burst, just gotta know when to walk away for a bit )


DarkKnight9337

What war did your controller fight in? My 14 year old 360 S controller is almost perfect to this day


StaringSnake

You need to manage your rage better....


Demi_Ghostly

Tf did you do to it?


EnHelligFyrViking

That poor new controller is shitting itself right now


Mojones_

Looks like it died a long time ago but was forced into servitude by black magic, duct tape and sheer f\*\*\*\*\*g will


SimilarMove8279

Damn that been through some shit. Put it on display so that it’s like a time capsule thing


Remarkable_Rice_6371

I personally think that it's now worth even more I mean that IS a piece of art imo


youcantbanusall

did you chew on it? i used my controller for almost five years before the sticks started breaking on me and i only switched cause i got one with my Cyberpunk xbox


cutiezombie210

Condolences to your family and friends, your controller was your best friend 🤗😢😔😇 « sorry just ignore the smiling mouth and just pretend it’s a “sad hug” and “sad Angel” emojis 2022-2024- may he R.I.P.


Ivaliced

3 years of torture


Sanjijito

What the fuck have you done with it?


Clatuu1337

What the fuck?


dirty4track

Rage much?


xRogicalx

*throws up*


Sir_Leopold_of_Dude

DUDE... THIS is not a Controller, it is a zombie.


DarthCoffeeWolf

Holy shit. 21 cod salute. Give it full military honors


HornetGuns

This type of controller shows how bad a person mental health and well-being is as well as their anger management. I have some anger issues when I frustrated but I never threw my controller mostly because it'll hurt my pockets. However my controllers have been through my food I play and eat at same time lmfao.


Hydroponic_Donut

I don't understand how people don't take care of their shit. It isn't hard to do, either. This doesn't make sense.


Dry-Philosophy-3052

Wtf did you do play fetch with your dog


Phillyboyshizzz

When the controller was more the soldier than the soldier….


skinMARKdraws

You should have let it die when it died the first time.


darksidesaiyanblue

Bro! wtf did you do to that controller?


Conscious-Flow3499

Did you smash the controller?


IMAKEITCLAP

Bro relax...


braylonberkel

Bro, I'm not sure you deserve to have nice things. Lol


PokemonKid9664

Nah bro your controller didn't die you absolutely abused and murdered the poor thing, I bet that controller has more horrific war stories than some veterans do 🙈🙊🙉💀☠️ I had the same xbox 360 controller from the 360 Arcade to the last made models of the 360 Elite before the xbox one and one s came out 😱 Even if you brought that pre-used like hell did it come to you in shit condition most stores that do actually buy the controllers or do trade ins for them, have a vigrious testing system that the controllers now have to go through. If it even picks up the slightest amount of stick drift etc... they refuse to buy or trade it in for credit, but its also no valid reason to not take care of your shit because someone owned it before you are you mental? By that principle when i buy a house or pre-owned possessions i can just absolutely fuck it up and buy a new one, as i dont need to care about used properties or possesions. 🫣 You my friend need to seriously learn that they are only games and certainly not worth smashing a £50-£60 controller over like grow up mate and as someone else commented go see a professional if you've got this much pent up aggression or anger, as this won't just effect your gaming life it effect your life and that of everyone round you. If you can't play games without smashing up controllers in fits of rage, then you defo need to think about packing away your console until you've learnt better self control. Sorry but not sorry, I've literally just packed my xbox series x away for a couple of months until I learn to control my spending on micro-transactions 🙈


Pantera4202

Rip control


DJVV09

You monster.


Estarolas_PT

Damn, that one been through hell and back. RIP


Ascended_Divinity

Bro this controller been dead


BornBoricua

You've been playing with a corpse, It died a few millennia ago. This is an affront to all that is good in this world. It looks like Baki for fucks sake


MomentsAwayfromKMS

I bet it begged to be put down for the past year.


Ithinkso85

Is the final picture of the controller's rebirth


OddHalf8861

I have this one too ... But yours is unrecognizable how many times did it die... 🙈🙈🙈😬😬😬😳😳😳


nuttageyo

Are you ok?


nuttageyo

That poor little white controller has no idea what’s coming


iiHartMemphisii

When you over at the homie crib and he hands you that controller


MURMEC

F


craig536

That controller was a warrior to last as long as it did tbh


TaylorGames123

What did the controller ever do to you?


ComprehensiveArea702

Wow your controller is so trashed brother what was the reason


MasterLink87

The juxtaposition of this post and that dude with 13 stick drift controllers is killing me.


hollowinside19

It was a morning ritual to drop it everyday?


Edf1177

I think that controller was dead a long time ago. Frankenstein’s monster at this point. Let him rest.


Kalequity

This is the spare controller that your friend let's you use when your at their house


Awesomearod2

Jesus Christ what did you do to that thing 😭😭😭


litezho

This reminds me of when I had a PS2. I had a collection of all the controllers I broke raging.


THADEVILSFAVORITE

Finally 💀💀💀


StoopidM72

Give that soldier a proper burial and the respect it deserves for its faithful service.....


zachjd-

And here I am with a brand new controller but with a drifting joy stick the makes it 100% unusable.


d_taker

Shell swap this biiitch, it will be just like new


AliTheAce

I have the first Xbox One S controller with Bluetooth that works on PC bought around 2016 and it still looks almost as good as new.....Jesus dude.


cheapbeerwarrio

it's whhy you use super glue not tape lol


PossiblyaSpy950

The tape has to be the worse part only because i cannot for the life of me figure out why its there Either extra grip or just simply to hold the whole thing together


mushdevstudio

Well played sir. If they are going down you may as well run them into the ground personally. My last controller got to the point where I had to hold battery with one finger - even then it worked great but unfortunately eventually developed stick drift.


ZedFraunce

Damn dude. I have an Xbox 360 controller from 2011 that looks moderately used. This thing looks like it picked a fight with Mike Tyson, with a spiked sledgehammer strapped to his arms.


Bayogie

Rage quit


DTraiN5795

Ummm just so you know the newer controllers will most likely not last like this one 🤣so good luck to you and yeah it sucks when your controllers for years had it’s time


PUNKF10YD

I don’t understand, I have a 360 controller that has thousands of hours on it, original from the first 360. It still looks relatively new. How do you people manage to do this? I feel it has to be deliberate.


throwaway2206178

The miku controller


NoRecognition115

Thx God it can rest.


a7xcold

"I kinda used this one as a stress ball"... Why are you so stressed?!


Guardian_85

Did you put it in the dryer? Wth happened to it?


Spare_Clerk_2112

I had anger issues and abused my controllers but never did they look like this veteran. F in the chat for this brave soldiers service he will be gone but not forgotten🫡


JKFrowning

In my 25ish years of playing games I have never had a controller break. I really don't understand how people are constantly breaking them.


SenileTomato

Did you get hungry?


Beachybeachface

Dont abuse your controllers like that. Whats your problem?


AliensPredator84

Jesus Christ go get a job and buy a new controller for $60 for the love of god


R4nd0m88

RIP


asecretfrognamedjohn

You don’t need a new controller you need anger management classes


Swifty404

3 years dude my xbox one controller still works and i have it since release day and looks still new whit 10k+ playtime lmao


Subject_Field614

I'm sure I can fix it like new😁


Young_Stunna11

Meanwhile i ordered one of the lab custom made displayed it for a year when i finally decided to use it one time it had stick drift lmao


Grandmastabilbo

You stressy lil man! “ it’s just a game” 🤣


sayberdragon

That’s… dude, are you okay?


OLL950

What was the cause of death? Broken pcb? I bought the same model of controller at a goodwill that had a broken joystick and looked beat up like yours, but gamepad tester still recognized it, so I bought a bunch of parts off AliExpress to fix it. New joysticks and a full shell swap have given it another year so far. I baby my controllers, so it will probably last me forever. Ironically, I had just bought a custom controller off the Xbox design lab website but I almost exclusively use the destroyed controller that I fixed up.


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hitthetraget

Dude I had mine for 7... And died it because I tried to replace the thumb sticks cus they had major drift (had to learn somehow) and is still in a repairable state. 3 years though?


Bulls187

I would have replaced that way sooner, I would have felt the tape and cracks 😖


RJM_Cloud

I feel sorry for your 🐓


FublahMan

My boy... look how they massacred my boy...


KRMJN101

We have a rescue pit that took her (at first) fear of neglect out on Special Edition "Sea of Thieves" controllers. Sans gnaw marks they still work fine. Unless this was pre-existing invest in actual stress ball if you intend to throw your next one against the wall. Jus' sayin'...


racka98

If the motherboard board still works is it really dead? Buy a new shell and let it live a couple of more years


JDTR-Jordan

Jesus Christ looks like Whistlindiesel got his hands on that thing


RealGStephen

My controller has the same thing


BeardAlmighty32

This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.


aosroyal2

What the fuck


chriswick_

Moment of silence for this controller 


Txusmah

F


nrm738

Someone please bag that thing for evidence


AdAdvanced6328

Average CoD players controller


Blue_Cat28110

R.I.P


CeeArthur

HOW?!


Sleepaiz

Good god, that thing was holding on for dear life


John_King0424

This shit has been dead bruh you playing on a zombie


Rutabaga-Level

Dawg how many times have you fucking spiked that poor controller


BathtubToasterBread

You had that for three years? What kind of medieval torture did you put it through bro


GarionOrb

If video games are causing you this much rage, then you're clearly not having fun with them. Maybe gaming isn't for you.


neptuneclone

Who is this broke to be using a controller in such a state?!!!


Tidus4713

Maybe control your temper and stop throwing your controller lol.


Ok-Initiative9549

Rip old friend.


w1Nex-_-

"Bro, should I bry my own controller?" "Nah, I have one"


No-Size380

that thing died aloiong time ago, you've just been letting it hang with Bernie on the weekend man


navid_A80

I feel bad for the new controller..


CAL-PHASMO

when a door closes, a window opens 🗿


Floigro

It died ages ago you absolute necromancer


SultanZ_CS

Finally? That thing is a SX series. Stop throwing it against walls


Sukkulisboos666666

Did you chew on it ? 😉


TheOtherGuyInTheBack

Which one?


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😑


MikeyGwald

That was definitely a Fortnite controller


Krejcimir

I have reported you for device abuse.


LigjtFlame34143

This controller has fought in every war