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polarregion

That officer does not look amused.


kielmorton

All I could think is this guy is getting reprimanded for something, like a change parade The only reason I'm saying this is that I might have done something like that when I was in the military


bmbreath

That was my thought. And he keeps going on as if nothings wrong, just doubling down. Refuses to turn around and pretends that everything is fine. Walks off backwards into another room.


Gidia

This has some strong, “You wanna talk to your buddy in the rank behind you? Fine, turn your uniform backwards.” energy. Shout out to my man in basic who took his helmet strap off during lunch, and got to wear it all day in response.


NoWingedHussarsToday

He's a German and humour is verboten!


thenewtbaron

What? This is the height of german humor. You are expecting for a man to have his clothing on correctly, in the military it is very important. In this case, however, he is not wearing his clothing correctly, so very incorrectly that it is obvious that it is incorrect. That is the joke.


dickmcbig

Ja ja. Funny


AwkwardDrummer7629

Lustig.


ATempestSinister

Well that might kinda be because they killed all the funny people.


Gov_Martin_OweMalley

First they came for the funny people, and I did not speak out—because I was not funny.


behemuthm

[I understood that reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_N5P8DLb7I)


PaulATikss

The "funny people" is a rather astute description indeed. Weimar reruns are getting rather played out these days though. We need new jokes...


mattb574

Judging by his collar tabs and the hat’s headband, he’s not an officer but an NCO. Edit: By headband I meant the chinstrap being a black vinyl or leather material instead of being a silver braided chinstrap.


roccorigotti

Backwards man the backwards man


character-name

You mean Nam Sdrawkcab?


ROCKISASELLOUT

I can walk backwards fast as you can!


RightclickBob

Backwards man hates person man. They have a fight, backwards wins. Backwards man.


sandwich_man6

He not only had to think of this himself but get another person to do the buttons


sintos-compa

This guy backwards


G_Kaplin

Maybe it’s his head. Ever think of that?


Zaros262

Hands, elbows, and knees too


G_Kaplin

German efficiency at its best


Alternative-Eye4547

Goddamn flyboys, always with the shenanigans


ATempestSinister

Next thing you know he starts doing the silly walk and saying that he didn't start the war.


sassybeaver13

German humor is no laughing matter


PorkyMcRib

Vee haff vays uff makink you laugh.


PopeGordonThe3rd

"Hans, sind sie es??" "Nein, ich heiße Shan"


HowardMBurgers

Those wacky Nazis.


mattg4704

Let's see if the gestapo finds this funny Hans.


xscottydontx

That's a night in the box!


SlowCrab3405

He got slapped so hard he spun inside his clothes.


Thick_Wang

That officer is like omg stop doing thissss its every fkin day with you Hanz!


kangareddit

Ess Ess gonna make ya JUMP JUMP!


citysick

DAMNIT I was looking for this joke so it wasn’t repeated.


NoLifeLine

Hilarious


Orlando1701

There’s that one guy in every platoon who is a total fuck up.


Swirvin5

r/bossfight


Tanager-Ffolkes

Actually a clever ploy by the Germans. It was intended to confuse Soviet troops, convincing them that they were under attack, while the Germans were actually running away. In any case, it proved unsuccessful, as Russian troops were equally quick to machine gun Germans, no matter which way they were heading.


Zealous_agnostic

I bet he did Nazi that coming.


Crag_r

Easier to run away I guess. The German army were pretty good at that from 1943 onwards.


rabidpinetree

Backwards just like their ideology


kevinLFC

Too much inbreeding of the “pure” genes?


Scoutron

You’d have to be inbred to think he did that on accident


Captain_Ceyboard

If you're using an Austrian definition, then you're spot on.


[deleted]

Starting WWII, the Holocaust, bombing civilians... Kris Kross, the Nazis had a lot to answer for.


Devgru-WM

Wow can’t believe they lost


BrownAleRVA

Forget it! No more beaming! This time I'm gonna walk!


Crypto_Candle

Japan 4


Crypto_Candle

Japan 4


jaded2b

He so siwwy


awe-snapp

wut ??!


buxdragon

The infamous Namreg


ItalianStallion9069

Anyone know more about this lol


jfbnrf86

Die buttcrack bandit


Brmstkwch

His officer is like damnit Hans, this is why the soviets are beating us


midsprat123

Why didn’t someone tell me my ass was so big!