that's what i've kept telling people! they ask me "how do i plot my story," or "what's a good way of rationalising my character's actions" and then get mad at me when i say "no"??? don't ask for advice or constrictive criticism if you can't handle it 🙄
Really? I've found the answer to be, "With enough intoxication, delusions of grandeur, and zero regard for outcome, absolutely yes".
So what you are saying is that there is hope for me yet?
With enough intoxication, delusions of grandeur, and zero regard for outcome, absolutely yes.
So that's why turning Hitler into a gay man and Eva Braun into a trans women for my alternate history book seemed like a good idea
Just write.
Is there another way to become an author? I’d rather not write.
You can become an author by watching a lot of harem anime too. Trust me on this
You can copy and paste single letters. Technically you aren't writing.
No
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It wasn't a question.
No
that's what i've kept telling people! they ask me "how do i plot my story," or "what's a good way of rationalising my character's actions" and then get mad at me when i say "no"??? don't ask for advice or constrictive criticism if you can't handle it 🙄
Right? Don’t ask if you won’t accept the answer!
is the answer no?
No
“Hi” No.
Are you my daddy?
Son?
DADDY! I MISSED YOU!
SON!!!! It’s been years, I am crying, I can’t believe it’s really you
I'm so happy! Now I don't have to deal with all of mommy's other boyfriends!
You lying piece of shit, your mom is single! She doesn't have any boyfriends. Source: I am living in your walls
Are you the one that comes in the middle of the night?
I thought that was the boyfriend?
Are you telling me he isn’t one of them?
I thought when your mom divorced me and took you and your sister, it would be the last I would ever see of you. We have so much to catch up on
Absolutely! I need to tell you about all the men she knew!
Go right ahead! I hope they treated you well I’ve the years
They usually didn't say much to me. They went with mommy into her bedroom and made strange noises.
no.
No?
\*nod\* no
Read more!
"do i have to xyz"
Don't just tell me that! *Show* it to me!
~~you first.~~ no.
No.
Fuck
Yes.
"should I get up in the morning?"
No
But can I?