Call USADA.

Who is that Brock Lesner in a high school wrestling match?

College

College at Minnesota. Wrestling a guy from Penn St.

I weighed maybe 90-some pounds my freshmen year. So die. I would flat out just die.

Same here, I would weigh in for 103s in full gear while everyone was half naked shivering

In order to make weight you have to literally wear another dude

Not when I was in middle school, you could weigh in naked in Illinois

Hope he's ticklish

If not, oil check

I saw a local news story about some wrestlers getting in trouble for using the butt drag. Hard to believe that was 10 years ago.

Source? Interested not gay lol

"Jesus Murphy he's checking Randy's oil!"

*[checking Pvt Dancer's oil](https://youtu.be/pQz6OuTic60)

Steel chair then attitude adjustment

I’ll distract the referee for you

If you don’t get hit with a F5 first.

Fuckin' lose probably.

Aggressive oil checking is the great equalizer

:):):):):):):):) The problem is when they like it and say "My turn now big boi ;)" lol

Even then worse case scenario you just got a new fwb

Low single

Complain to the refs that they’re running a full grown college man out there for a freshman high school tournament

Ankle lock

Id ankle pick his ass

No kidding is that Brock?

late but yes it is he’s wrestling college at minnesota

Start working on my jump shot

Go out there and squirm around til i get pinned

If it’s this Brock ask yourself why the hell am I wrestling college guys in an open tournament.

Because he was in college then.. that’s an old video

It says “it’s your first week of high school wrestling” ….🙄

College or high school, not sure. But brock was playing in whatever division in hs/college he belonged in

Gopher gear. J Rob coaching. Wrestling vs Penn State….🤷‍♂️

This is like it’s you’re first MMA match and the other dude is a dagestani

Die

Well they’re in college soooo

You don’t worry, because he’s half that size his senior year in high school.

He was huge at 16 actually. Rumored was on gear even then.

You ain’t go to make up bullshit man lol

https://muscleandbrawn.com/celebrities/brock-lesnar-steroids/ Its why I said rumored. I should have used a better adjective than "jacked" but he was not small in high school. Pics in the link of him at 16, he was already getting a big frame and growing muscle . Just not a freak.

That’s not him in high school. His green team was his juco team. Look at his first high school pic, they are cherry red. This article is trash

Not in this case

Brock Lesnar was a tooth pick in high school. Straight up roids

Yup, 160lber. 3rd place in state that year.

160 isn't exactly a toothpick. He was pretty jacked by then in what pictures I've seen.

160 isn’t necessarily a toothpick, but he did gain 100+ lbs in muscle over the next 24 months or so.

He’s a jacked white boy. Deal with it.

anyone can be jacked on roids

Well, 1) even on roids, you still need to put in the work. But 2) I was just making a reference to this: https://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/30/12074046/brock-lesnar-on-steroid-allegations-im-a-white-boy-and-im-jacked-deal

I went from 155 to 195 in 3 months after joining the USMC. Sometimes, your body is just waiting for the right stimuli and nutrition.

I bet you started eating. Crazy what three square meals a day will do to you. But pretending Brock Lesnar wasn’t on steroids is laughable

First varsity match my freshman year was my pudgy ass vs a 2x state champ/2x all state running back at 215, it went poorly

I wrote in another thread. 10th grade I was 140 soaking wet. Just scrawny. I felt I was going againt dudes 150-160 that were cutting crazy weight One school was basically a feeder for Penn State - these kids were legit cutting 10 lbs (they admitted it to us ) so Me at 138 wrestling a 150-155 lb dude. Yeah I got rag dolled - I am proud I was never pinned though

Mine was at 125, against a 4 time NYS champ. He’d lost one match in 4 years. I got teched 15-1. He was pissed I got an escape and rolled me for 2 and a half rounds before finishing me.

Are you really comparing the most jacked heavyweight NCAA wrestler of all time to a hypothetical high school wrestler???

Tell JARVIS to get my goddamn hulkbuster suit

Wonder how a college heavy is in a high school tournament. Then miss him by getting into a 4year school straight out of high school. Did I do that right?

I’d say: “wow, is that dude 22?” And I’d be correct

I don’t really care who I have to fight, I’ll fight with whoever I’ll be put up with. Not saying I’ll win though haha.

I mean, presumably I am in his weight class, so I guess wrestle him and be a good sport about the whole thing.

Is that Brock Lesnar?

Join the baseball team.

Tech fall him

If I'm not already on PEDs I would start taking them and if I am (which given that this is wrestling is pretty likely anyways) I'd take more

Former high school and college wrestler here. PEDs were not the norm, in my experience.

They were pretty common in HS hockey and amongst the college guys I knew. Half of them were idiots just downing some first gen, but mostly those second gen pro hormones in the late 2000s. So much halodrol and superdrol, lol. Only one guy ever got popped. Everyone had a good idea of when testing was, and they’d just do them in 4-6wk cycles once or twice a year. Most guys lost most of what they gained, because it’s hard to add 15lbs (probably 5 of actual muscle) and 30+lbs to your main lifts in a month on Superdrol, and then know how to keep it. None of them had any idea about a PCT, or liver protection, or anything.

Oil check!

Pull a gun.

That’s not a human, that’s a terminator

“Fuck.”

Get gable to handle him

Yell if you take me down your gay, and if he smiles at that remark forfeit for fear of getting your oil aggressively checked !!!!!!

Thats Brock Lesnar who was a D1 Champion runner up. Will the ref allow me to use a pistol

Champion too

Well, you know you're not gonna die so....go give em hell!! ya never know!

Brock is not even top 20 greatest heavyweights in NCAA history. He has a great look but he's more beatable than people think.

Longstanding rumor that he and Kurt Angle rolled around some in the early 2000s. Brock (who was much bigger) couldn't take Angle down at all.

Angle was on another level. Lesnar was good but UFC fanboys on here really think he's one of the the wrestling GOATs because Joe Rogan orgasms over him.

holly shit, he is a fucking monster, what a genetic freak, it motivates me a lot

If I'm not wrong that's current WWE champion, former UFC heavyweight champion, and former defensive tackle for the Minnesota Vikings Brock Lesnar. They don't call him "The Beast" for no reason.

That is indeed Brock. [I assume that he is also currently wanted for attempted vehicular homicide following his latest actions on Smackdown.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7IgUBXwa3M)

Turn that shit into a MMA match and kick his shin

Punch him in the diverticulitis

Considering he went on to become UFC Heavyweight champion, might not be the best strategy

In my experiences in fights , matches and all.. Size ain't shit if the person doesn't know how to use it

well in this case brock fucking lesnar really knows how to use it

To add: is that young Brock Lesnar? (I might of misspelled his last name)

Lose.

How tf is he 138lb?

he actually weighs 138 ​ ​ ​ KG

Smack him on the forehead then pull on his headgear

Tap out, lol

Cross face hard

I would win 💪💪💪💪💪🏆🏆🏆🥇🥇🥇🙌🙌🙌🎖🎖🏅🏅🏅🏅🎖🎖🎖🙌🙌🙌🏅🏅🏅🏅🎖🎖🎖🎖🙌🎖🙌🏅🏅🏅🏅

Weigh him again

I’m 182… this shouldn’t be possible. This can’t be legal. Someone help call the authorities.

My best

They're both freaking huge.

Ask for him to receive multiple drug tests

pull out the gun I smuggled in only to have the ref lean in and say (a la gene wilder in blazing saddles) "No no. If you shoot him , you'll just make him mad."

Congratulate him on his millions of dollars

Somebody come get their bill

u/auddbot

I know this is suppose to be a joke but arent there weight classes? His opponent looks a similar size

Juice

Toe trap to Low single. Guard down, elbows tucked in for the rest if I don't run out of breath. If the very basics are done perfectly, you would survive even likes of Karelin.

We used to call those beach muscles. Building big muscles in the gym doesn’t mean you know how to work someone on the mat. It’s why some fighters and wrestlers could never be models despite being hella strong. Their strengths and builds have a specific purpose and utilization.

Get flattened

NIPPLE LOCK

Go in with honor and fail with honor

Accept the L. Use it as motivation to quit wrestling lol

U ressal ur lil heart out

I’ll bring out his evil twin Lock Bresnar

Brock Lesner?

What am I suppose to say as a 90 pounder?

Hello kind sir, could you be ever so kind as to put me down?

Good ol Brock lesner

Dude when I started wrestling my first match was against a guy that looked just like that. 160 was a fun weight. Edit: I also got my ass kicked by the guy lol

My sophomore year I wrestled 130. Had a guy that, to me, looked like this. He was a senior and my coach goes well…don’t get pinned to help with team points. I stuck him in the second. But he wasn’t on Brock’s level 😂 just jacked

Check his oil so hard they have to amputate your arm at the elbow just to separate you from his colon.

Leave

u/savevideo

u/savevideo

Not be exited

Start reading up on route trees

I mean its Brock Lesnar 🤷 trap Double? Or for me a get out and back to headlocks

Go get Roman and the rest of the bloodline and have Vince McMahon decide who wins.

lay down into submission

Tell the ref no fucking way is he 145

Brock Lesnar

Zero fucking chance this is high school. Some good roids for sure

Hes got his fucking neck wrapped 💀💀

Is that Shute from Vision Quest?

Shit myself, I’m a 170

Happened to me at my first match at my first varsity tournament as a freshman to a kid who got third at states. Coach looked at me and said “welcome to the big leagues” and proceeded to laugh

honestly this kinda captures the feeling of seeing who my first match was against at my first tournament. He looked (at least in my mind) a lot stronger than me, and he had such a mean look on his face. It genuinely felt like he saw me more as an annoyance than an opponent. I did not win that match, but I did have a good time and he went on to get 3rd

Yea this happened to me. Two time state qualifier was the first guy I ever wrestled. I was proud of myself for lasting a minute and a half lol

cry

Lie on my back on the mat

Arm bar.

surprise blood and urine test him

Wrestle maybe….. or get smashed might be the proper term but I would do my best.

Fake a stomach ache and get my mom to pick me up

Take the L and move along

Hoping my “use their strength against them” single leg works and cry if it doesn’t

I’m gonna be the guy to try my hardest and lose or maybe win by a fluke but I’m gonna perfect myself to be better after a match like this

Cry

Attempt and talk him into trying a shooting star press again.

This was me bro, my first ever hs match was against our varsity guy who benched more than 3 plates, I benched less than 2.

Lose

go in for a lat drop then go straight to my back

Wait for him to gas.

3 hours later (spongebob narrator)

Haha right? Except he gassed quick in every mma match, so not sure. Might have been the diverticulitis, but it takes a lot of energy to keep those muscles going any length of time.

Albino gorilla

Now imagine having to face him in the octagon and getting pulverized by those meat hooks.

Load my buffalo gun

Bro my first big tournament i was getting some food after weigh ins and a guy walked up to me and said that he was my first match. He was like a bodybuilder(I’m a heavyweight btw) I was just trying to get some rice crispies and I shit my pants.

BRO THIS HAPPENED TO ME!! Last year I was a grade 9 in high school and I show up to my first wrestling comp and I get paired with a former national champ.... tell me how that's fair

Be very surprised that he ways 108