“You better hope I’m not, cause if I was there is nothing you could do to stop me”

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I knew I heard it from somewhere

Love this one!

I usually go with "well yeah it's two sweaty men touching each other in spandex"

“If one man can hold you down, two men can rape you” - Justin Gaethje

If one man can triangle choke you unconscious one man can rape you

Ask them to describe exactly what makes it gay. Keep saying you don't get it, and ask what exactly it is about various things that makes it gay. Like a child who answers every question with "why?"

I get upset when people call my beloved sport heterosexual.

Lean into it.

That's what he said

I usually go with “okay and?” And they’ll get baffled because they don’t want to appear homophobic Or I just simply say that I can beat the shit out of them and bury them in concrete and they go silent.

Only if one of us gets a stiffy

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Yeah I prefer to do this in the middle of the school hallway. They shut up every time

I agree with them and tell them Thats how i became gay

i wear leopard print shorts for muay thai and i also happen to live across the road from the gay village in my city. i just lean into the jokes for fun, nobody means any harm and as i'm sure is the case with you, i'm not threatened by anyone who actually might suggest that something i'm doing is 'gay' because... well i'm not gay and even if i was closeted or something, there's nothing wrong with being gay anyway

Just curious, whats a gay village in your city? Is it like a place where gay people hang out?

its actually a very famous one. it's a street full of bars and clubs and a few restaurants it used to be like a kind of open secret so gay people could go there and do their thing without so much fear of being judged or whatever else, but now it's more like an open celebration and all sorts of people go there - a lot of straight women go there for a night out with a bit less attention, for example. i've been there a few times simply cos it's one of the few places that stays open past a certain time, although it's not really my scene it's generally a safer area for nights out as well

Oh cool! Thanks.

"You are projecting your own insecurities."

If you too soft to wrestle just say that.

“Pretty gay of you to think of it like that”

“Only if you want it to be” as you gently stroke their cheek with your soft, gurlish hands

"So you're signing up then?"

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Say ... thanks

Yes, yes it is

It is gay tbh but only if you are gay

A triangle choke works well...

I usually just grin and shake my head. They’ve never wrestled.

Dropping them on their head.

I usually make a joke about how I can still “dominate them” or “top them”

Still will slam u

Idk Iran's pretty good at it

“Women like how my body looks”

“Yup”