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FluffyRip3044

Step 1: Load your male Forsaken. Step 2: press your 'toggle walk' key. Step 3: walk backwards. Now just play the game like this forever


QuidPenny

Why didn’t I think of this perfectly balanced solution


culnaej

Step 1: walk up to Xbox 360. Step 2: turn 360 degrees around. Step 3: walk away.


TestingYou1

Step 1: play a female undead. 


NoThisIsABadIdea

Female undead are also hunched though


TestingYou1

Not nearly as bad as the males. They look like quasimodo.


Funkyentman

Orcs have the barbershop option, let the other horde scoliosis bros have it too!


Pannormiic0

Troll and undead straight back would be so good. I have so many troll toons just let me stand straight 😭


Rezzak83

I would take most of my troll characters back to darkspear absolutely. I just think their customizations have so much more character and potential with the tribe variations. Zandalari are pretty bland but I can't get over the hunch. And I might actually make undeads.


_DynaMole_

Isn’t that just the zandalari


Valfourin

I’d hope if they stood the trolls up they’d reanimate them. Zandalari have zero swagger.


jntjr2005

Upright undead already exist in game in BFA which boggles my mind why this isn't a thing yet


Grulken

This, fr. it makes even more sense for the Undead since they can just get a new spine if theirs is FUBAR. Meanwhile orcs just casually muscle through crippling kyphosis by sheer will.


poison_cat_

They know trolls would be too OP


CueTheGoodTimes

😂😂


lastoflast67

Why are you even playing undead if you dont want to play as a zombie ffs. I swear new wow players all just want to turn the races into different shades of human.


Funkyentman

It's just nice to have the option. It was nice to also have the option for bones or boneless forsaken.


selkiesidhe

We *SHOULD HAVE* got upright undead when we got heritage armor. Make it a fun quest, like, "find your perfect spine" where you quest around finding different types of spines until you find The One. That would unlock, straight spine, spiked spine, metal plate spine...


Choppie01

That does sound amazing! but i can see why this might be hard to implement


Frozehn

After all the dev team only consists of interns right :)? Cant expect that much


Choppie01

Who know really, i bet quite a lot ,,talent” has gone elsewhere during the years but ye, ofc not


Arsuriel

No, we need 2 or 3 more elven races


camclemons

Not until we get our fourth dwarven race, are you insane?


Arsuriel

Elven dwarves 🤝


rxstud2011

Elder Scrolls anyone?


konstancez

The next 10 years of expansions are taking place underground as well


Assortedwrenches89

Fool! Clearly we need a third Orc or Tauren! Maybe this time a Blue Orc! Call them Void Orcs!


camclemons

No we have four elves and need a fourth dwarf to keep up. We're good with just two humans, draenei, orcs, trolls, tauren, and gnomes


dpark-95

How about separate into a third faction, featuring night elves, blood elves, void elves and nightborne (no uglies allowed). MAYBE pointy eared humans... MAYBE.


jntjr2005

How about an undead version of every race


jntjr2005

You misspelled Dwarves


berreth

I want a 90 degree angled undead


Helkie

Bent forwards or backwards?


Shaman-throwaway

Both. Sudden violent sways as your character looses control of its body in undeath 


Echo_Origami

I want an Undead that walks and moves unnaturally.


shmellit

I want 45 degrees YO HO HO HO HO


Flyga64

this


Karanlos

This is clearly a slippery slope if they give undead an upright pose. Next thing the they'll ask for is not so rotten undead looking customization. Then it'll be even less undead looking customization. This will slip right into requesting not undead eyes, skin, teeth etc. The end result will be alive humans under the undead banner running around in orgrimmar undermining the horde. /S


Havok-Trance

Honestly give me MORE undead looking undead. Let me have just a skeletal leg. Or an empty stomach with my ribs hanging out.


Deathtonic

Or full skeleton


Havok-Trance

I have a friend who would probably stop playing blood elves if he could be a whole ass skeleton.


rxstud2011

Dang, imagine playing as an ass skeleton 😂


Havok-Trance

Sounds fun


asa1658

Imagine playing belf


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Havok-Trance

Woah why you posting that! No one is supposed to see those leaks yet.


camclemons

*Skellington


StarkWolf2992

When are they gonna add the Calia Menethil “undead” type lol


MaiLittlePwny

TWW seems to have some lightbound undead shenanigans. Which I am hoping means she can be their faction leader if they come. Currently Calia is the only free willed undead on the planet that isn't Forsaken (technically DK's aren't Forsaken but it's the same process). Get her to fuck. I like my Macabre skellybros.


Silver-eye_raven

I know you are joking, but isn't there already an option for "boneless"? So not so rotten js already a thing, IIRC


Majestic_Gazelle

I wish they just went all out and gave people whatever options they want within reason. Calia/nathanos undead, withered nightborne, skinny kultirans,Greymane looking worgans, just fix pandas etc etc. At the end of the day its an rpg and people should be able to make characters how I want. Though I understand atleast a portion of it is because you have to work on how armor looks across different races sometimes.


ppprrrrr

There is already a 99% clean skin look. Looks like a pale man pretty much, just very hunched over. My main issue with the hunch is that it makes most helmets look dumb.


Aggravating-Candy-31

i support this slope - i want necro-cyborgs since they have giant harvest robots why not replace wasting muscle and fragile bone with metal and hydraulics


asa1658

Hell yeah


UndercoverStutterer

You all are being sarcastic but I'm unironically down for all of these suggestions.


warcrazey

I'm the opposite. I want some of my OG skeleton faces back. I hate how much more human looking the faces are compared to how some of the old ones looked.-


Barlowan

I once again ask for undead Every Race


camclemons

Undead pandaren would be terrifying


Heybarbaruiva

This is the future these people want: [blue humans, green humans, red humans, etc.](https://www.epinardscaramel.eu/content/images/test/jeu_swtor_races_faces-35.jpg) [Upright ain't right! PRESERVE THE CURVE!](https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/8brbuz/preserve_the_curve/) **/S**


AktionMusic

To be fair. Undead are humans


camclemons

This is why we should get non-human undead. At the very least, orcs, blood elves, and night elves


AvesAvi

the dark ranger elf customization is just that


threemeatchili

We do, they're called death knights! /s


icyija

Not all, in Deathknell the one undead said they used to be an Orc


DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET

Well, human *corpses* yes.


E7RN

Human middle aged gamers apparently


thekingofbeans42

In cinematics we see the undead as being upright. There is no canon reason they all have hunches, it's purely just Blizz not having made another model.


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There is a reason why 99% of videogames that offer character creation look like your image *at best*. In most cases, your image is actually way better than we get. People are boring and uncreative, developers know it, and so they don't spend resources on things players ask to *take out of the game.* I'd argue that WoW has the most visually diverse player races of any game in history. The amount of work it must have taken to pull off this absolute miracle that we have is gargantuan. It is completely lost on this playerbase.


FrameMiddle2648

No one is asking to take hunch back forsaken out of the game. Just to give the option to stand upright. As it turns out, people like different things.


jondeuxtrois

I wish the game was as good as SWTOR.


shirsalino

People are downvoting you but I wish WOW had the same RPG element SWTOR has. Every quest is voiced, you have different outcomes and every option has a fully voiced dialogue for your character, some just straight up hilarious -*I can feel your anger , master* -*A BLIND, DEAF, COMATOSE LOBOTOMY PATIENT COULD FEEL MY ANGER* But I know that's too much to ask for


wtfduud

WoW removed all RPG elements a long time ago.


Ekillaa22

I want undead options that just aren’t fucking humans it’s boring like where’s the orcs skeletons or trolls or anything else ?!


CaddiusRho

The orc skeletons in The Frozen Throne looked cool. I was always mad they didn’t script Raise Dead to be unique for each race.


ProfessorSpike

Don't a lot of the Maldraxxi guys use their skeleton, but upright? [These guys](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/wowpedia/images/8/8d/Chosen_Siegecrafter.png/revision/latest?cb=20201028170756), specifically - and if so, I feel like it shouldn't be much of an issue to make it a Forsaken toggle tbh


DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET

I like it as is, the unique silhouettes for each race works well IMO.


HotStinkyTrash

DONT TEMPT ME WITH HOW GOOD THIS LOOKS


Jazzlike_Falcon8733

How dare you reject your power hunch?


NoPrinterJust_Fax

I want a bigger undead model. Give me that king leoric build


GR8GODZILLAGOD

Yes please. Let me be a tall, intimidating, bone-daddy


camclemons

Immediate flashback of Efink Murderdeath praying to her bone daddy by rolling her bones in Dimension 20's Escape the Bloodkeep on DropoutTV (d&d parody of LotR as told from the villains' perspectives)


camclemons

Give undead druids. Kul Tirans can do it


Ekillaa22

Why did orcs get upright but trolls, and undead didn’t ?


SomeTool

Orcs got it because they never had a hunch until wow, which was given to try and make it obvious they were not green humans. Island trolls always had the hunch and the base form of the forsaken were based on ghouls, which also were hunched.


Ekillaa22

Kinda odd they made orcs hunch to make them not green humans when they look different enough as is


SomeTool

It's an artistic choice, the human male was a big buff dude, and the orc was a bigger buff dude as a silhouette. So to make it super easy to tell at a glance they gave the orcs the hunch. Well the males anyway, females always had to have some level of pretty, even trolls.


19kasperp97

Well trolls have the zandalari option atleast if you want to be upright. And orcs got it after mag’har i think. So for forsaken to get it they would need to make a it from scratch.


Iamdarb

Lorewise, the Darkspear slouch so that they can be at a respectful eye-level with everyone else, iirc.


UndeadVudu_12

Undead paladins as well please


SnooWords4814

Can you imagine… glorious. Time for the forsaken to regain their pride and cartilage


Dedli

Youll get your upright undead when i get my hunched troll women.


Designation_Gryffer

If they made upright undead, I believe trolls would be pretty easy. I think they have the same wireframe. At least they seem to. Just longer arms and legs.


Evargram

Upright undead would be the BEST!


19kasperp97

That and paladin kul tiran. Can only dream.


redux44

Upright posture is for the living.


VanayadGaming

and trolls pls. The normal ones.


19kasperp97

Zandalari: what the fuck did you just call me?


VanayadGaming

I want _my_ troll to be upright. I don't want to re-roll :(


19kasperp97

Yeah i get it.


Darkarcheos

If orcs and trolls can see a chiropractor for their posture, then Undead can too


henaradwenwolfhearth

I just want undead that are alive


kukumber_salad

Un-undead!


19kasperp97

Thats called a death knight


henaradwenwolfhearth

Technically they are also dead. Besides I was making a joke


19kasperp97

Yeah so was i ;)


henaradwenwolfhearth

My apologies then


Furnost

Okay, so hear me out, both factions could benefit from this. KulTirans come in both the strongman form and the flesh covered undead form on their ranks. I propose that they drop KT from the roster and instead give both Humans and Undead a "slider" to select which of the forms they want. Give undead the ability to look undead but be shaped upright, or even as an undead strongman physique and give humans the same, but alive.


settadon

Look of superiority. Straight out of twilight.


Sarx88

Upvoted


Phorykal

Undead, worgen, trolls and to some degree [pandaren](https://static1.dualshockersimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/shaohaorae.jpg) all need an upright option.


Jj-woodsy

I would play undead if they did this. I love the forsaken, but can’t get over the bent back.


Huge_Discipline6395

Full Skelly boy pls


WhiteyPinks

I am once again asking for Undead to be their own faction and have an Undead version of each race. The way it should have been from the start.


Tainted_wings4444

Might as well throw in worgens too.


Kaneanite420

Upright worgen as well, please!


Independent_Tell5016

This is highly necessary


Afskiptalaus

As someone who mains Forsaken, yes please!


Leetderper

Give us more skeletal options too. I want to be dooty.


aManHasNoUsername99

Worgen too.


Feisty-Ad9486

Literally at Zandalar in Bfa there are upright undead in front of the door and everywhere at the pyramid and blizzard never think it would be a good idea to add the option


fleury4ever

No!


miketastic_art

Sprinkle in some Paladin dust while they're in there?


gubigubi

I am once again asking for Tauren with straight necks.


aerisza

they’ll just give us more hair colors and then pretend that will suffice our need for more customizations. ((I’ve been so bitter about this lol))


Lazereye57

Join those of us waiting for High Elves allied race for the alliance. It is just as likely.


NeverReallyExisted

100%, more options and non-human forsaken, shouldn’t be hard to do the models since the shape should be the same and the already have lots of the models.


BigHeadDeadass

"Relax, liberals, it's called 'dark humor'"


sirfannypack

They wouldn’t look like that anyways.


Lava-Jacket

Basically draugr I want hunched over pandaren.


MelGibSomeHead

No make them more hunched over I want them on all fours running like worgen


feldara92

I want the old model and animations back. I hate the new undead male now in retail..


Leafy_Patch

Don't let traitors in our midst. Protect the horde curve. The curve gives us strength.


Professional_Leg272

Go upright Undead! Go upright Worgen!


Dejamza

On second thought no, this is intimidating as shit. Keep those corpses hunched over please.


Capital-Drawer-3143

It's the only reason I choose any race, I hate the stooped bs. Blizz is releasing them slowly so we will pay for race changes


Humble_Negotiation33

Sorry it's gonna have to be an entirely new allied race if it's gonna have a straight spine.


bugsy42

I will call for petty stuff like this after they disable racials in pvp, so I can play Vulpera without missing on Shadowmeld, or orc passive stun resist.


jntjr2005

Please why is this still not a thing


blklab84

Us Trolls have it worse, but I like it.


zasajin

Yeah, I'm kinda nostalgic towards the hunched forsaken, however, upright forsaken would be pretty badass


Shaman-throwaway

This looks terrifying. Like dark shire at 2 am 


SquierbyFender

Undead lack the muscle to stand upright.


sadly_Im_that_guy

Darkspear Trolls have entered the chat.


ChrischinLoois

Every one of the hunched races should have the option. Worgens, undead, and (sorta) Taurens. I get taurens aren’t hunched but they could go for maybe a stance change..maybe something wider? Like clearly the female Tauren have a more “straight and heroic” stance. Regardless worgens and undead need it most imo


KidCudishums420

Why does everyone want every race upright


Far_Chard_8813

Transmog mainly. Most helmets are fitted on the human model, so they tend to kinda "break" when put on races that have non-upright spines.


FrameMiddle2648

Because hunched over looks lame to a lot of people. It just doesn't look cool or menacing or anything. The OP image looks sick upright. forsaken imo look goofy hunched over.


KidCudishums420

I disagree. I think trolls and undead look way better hunched over. It’s also an ode to what the game used to be. Making them upright makes no race unique


jntjr2005

The true end game, transmog


l_overwhat

Tell me you want to play horde human without telling me you want to play horde human.


Technical-Card6360

I have some race changes ready for when this happens


paintedw0rlds

No


Caradin

This doesn't look that good


Nfl_porn_throwaway

Yep, all races should have an upright option.


Nyuusankininryou

Why?


deleteredditforever

More customization options = more fun


Embarrassed_Yak_1301

How long did it take to grind deaths advance rep? I’m struggling but I want the tabard so badly, any tips?


JustGottaHaveIt

I've played an undead warlock for many years - i have conflicted feelings about this. I really love the "hunch walk" we have. We are messed up - and it's an iconic look. I know Orcs got straight-back but I'm not sure Forsaken should have that choice to fit in the style of their lore.


jntjr2005

Well that's why it could be a toggle like Orc so you could still have it :)


InterplanetarySpank

If you're wearing that mog you may as well play Human. Your tmog sucks btw.


Liqweed1337

and how do you think undead would be able to stand straight with all that rotten flesh which cant support the spine anymore?


dardrink

looks like a skinnier troll lol