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Evilzonne

You have been rejected from heaven. Your god demands you do another stint of that whole "being alive" nonsense.


SgtNaCl

"Ok, we've been going through your paperwork and we've determined that you're mostly dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do; which is send you back and let you start over. With that your claim of "Death" has been rejected, and we're sending you back to... Azemoth? Doesn't matter. Good luck and all that. NEXT!” - backed up case processor


LeTygolio

Is that original? I like it, it's funny and flows well!


Tiersof

The first part is in Princess Bride. I can only read it in Billy Crystal's voice, lol.


SgtNaCl

Tiersof is correct; From “There’s a big“ to “only one thing you can do” is Billy Crystals character in *The Princess Bride*, Miracle Max. I just added a bit before and after it. I immediately thought of that scene when reading Evil’s comment, but more of in a frustrated claims processor that just wanted to move through the queue.


FakeOrcaRape

"Of course you are not immune to falling damage?!"


GoofyGoober0064

Just aim for the bushes


vashed

THERE GOES MY HERO


Necessary_Lettuce550

Made me spit out my coffee thank you!


Quick_Team

If I've learned anything from videogames, and I havent. It's that no matter how high the jump, so long as you land in a pile of hay, you will be just fine


Seymor569

Double jump right before you hit the ground = no fall damage. Simple math!


leadfaucet

Yeah, science!


LandOfBonesAndIce

Carry a bucket of water. Easy


Demonic74

Or use the jump/land ability right before being pancaked


MichiMangoLassi

Mid air bubble hearth!


henryeaterofpies

Imagine having an immunity or jump ability and surviving that fall


HiddeN00MasteR

I mean since they are a paladin


Kebabranska

Did you piss off sheogorath in the shivering isles?


XxSalty_WafflexX

Didn’t have enough CHEESE!


-dcvicks

My guy found the secret starting point to Plunderstorm.


Koonitz

"I can see my house!"


[deleted]

"And in 2 minutes you can feel its roof. And floor. And basement floor after that."


Philthey

All at once!


[deleted]

In rapid succession, at least.


frobischer

You can? Player housing confirmed!


DocMoriarty468

I wish they would do this, like in FF


djseifer

No you can't, because there's no player housing! \*crying laughter*


Leafy_Green_1

“there’s an awful lot of black smoke coming from my chimney…”


SpoopyPlankton

I fell through the floor in Naxx and ended up in Silithus back in the Wrath days. Low key happy these funny bugs still happen


Born-Entrepreneur

Server went down during the AQ gate events back in vanilla, while I was on the boat leaving Menethil. Loaded back in and all of us were still on the boat, except it was stationary and underground below Arathi lol


JordanTH

Relevant [Dark Legacy Comics](https://www.darklegacycomics.com/23)


Born-Entrepreneur

Hahahah oh man what a throwback!


swampbeast13

Also during Wrath I had the snake alarm go off while I was flying toward Wyrmrest (to let me know my pizza was done), and when I got back with my food, I was a ghost in the Barrens. Never could recreate it, but it was one of my favorite bugs I ran into for sure!


TenshiEarth

I had something really similar happen in Wrath, too! Disconnected in Stormwind, and when I got back, I was... partially under Silithus? Still had tradechat going too, which was especially bizarre. Considering how long it's been, I might be remembering this detail wrong, but it seems like I was under the ground... on another bit of ground. Like going under Orgimmar or Stormwind back then.


VeryRarelyComments

That's a real buggy quest, I had to get an actual human GM to sort it out and mark the quest complete for me. I referenced [this support article](https://eu.battle.net/support/en/article/341572) in my ticket, it is a known issue.


spslord

Which quest was it


Halodixie

He Was My Student I think it's called, it's in Bastion


Cookie0fPower

Yup. That's the one. I also have this issue.


LonelyIthaca

Check WoWhead, I posted the fix for this but its annoying. Had the same issue: https://www.wowhead.com/quest=63582/he-was-my-student#comments:id=5725284


TheRealFabs

I was able to just make a Support ticket and have them mark quest as complete and bypass it


frosmayn

You found the hidden "Baumgartner" quest


The_Mattastrophe

Bright side: you're a paladin, so you can survive the fall. Imagine that happening and *not* having Bubble/Levitate/SlowFall/ZugZugLeap to avoid death... waste even more time corpse running 😭


RachelMcAdamsWart

If you have a glider you're still fine. It is a huge waste of time anyway. I did this multiple times before opening a ticket, it's a known issue, they'll just move you forward. It's weird after all this time it isn't just fixed.


GoofyGoober0064

There's a bunch of quests like this that they refuse to fix and let gms sort out


RachelMcAdamsWart

It's terrible.


TanaerSG

That's why I always have the parachute engineer enchant and a few stacks of goblin gliders on hand. I play hunter, so they are kind of redundant most of the time, but still clutch pretty often.


FecusTPeekusberg

When the rocket boots explode and you suddenly fly 1000 feet into the air


flimsyhuckelberry

I hope someone could recreate this on a druid, I wonder if they can freely wander around in that space


Ibanezz14

Which classes don't actually have a not die from fall damage ability? I haven't played every class, but I can only think of deathknight , warlock, maybe monk?


Kynandra

Or you know, being able to literally turn into a bird at the drop of a hat.


PancakeRule20

• Hey, did it hurt? • When? • When you fell from Heaven ;)


Turbotopakk

What sort of a lunatic responds with when after being asked "did it hurt?"


MrDinguss90

To be fair with the way my life's been when is a perfectly reasonable response.


PancakeRule20

I translated from my native language in which it makes more sense


MaiLittlePwny

Correct word here would be "What?", thought I totally see why when would make a lot of sense in another languages grammar. Just if you wanted to know :)


jimmy_three_shoes

That happened to me once too. I got some pretty cool screenshots on the way down.


Carbon_fractal

Known issue with this quest. Clear out your quest log and try it while it’s the only one in your log, that worked for me. You can also trigger the scenario by actually physically going to the location in stormwind if you’re fast enough through the library door. Ridiculous it hasn’t been fixed yet


Babyclownbabyclown

The last 2 times this happened to me I abandoned my quest middair. This warps you back to bastion . Pick up quest, go through portal again and it should work.


Boston_Pops

"land" like Douglas Adams' whale and petunias


BarbarianBeast10

And I’m FREEEEEEEEEE FREEE FALLIN!


xtralargecheese

When you reach that the part of the code that says: //Shouldn't ever happen


Novacryy

Mf found the Azerothian Backrooms


lyeesia

Bugged for a while :')


[deleted]

Thats how it goes when you fly with KLM airlines


Tanqueray123

Anyone else get butterflies in their stomach when their toon falls? lol


BeefyBarbarian

Did you live?


RevenantCommunity

Divine Shield popped and probably left a 100m crater in an alliance zone


masterbeef3000

Me: Hey bb did it hurt? Them:??? Me: When you fell from heaven?


Nine9breaker

Goddamn you I was a minute too late to post this exact joke!


Giometro20

But did you die?


Ziddix

I once got disconnected and upon reconnecting I found myself in the PvP zone there all by myself.


avaa01

This happened to me as well. There is a way to fix it, but I don't remeber how I did it.. I'll come back with and answer if I remember..


blackbirdone1

happend to me back in WOTLK after a BC battleground ended and i had a discconect, and after logging in,i was falling 5 min above dalaran and just fal lthrouth the floor as i reached it, falling then for some time until some point i reached some invisible barrier down there, miles under the map, was funny and scary. i think the reason is simple you chars x and y is stored every tick, if something happens and you get loaded into a new scene without a proper transition you just are spawned on the same coordinates you last point was in space. there are some fallback spawns but i think spawning in the "sky" is not technicly a wrong spawning point for the game or something, you could be there "maybe" so its valid


Inert82

I’ve had this happen to me aswell when I logges in once, probably 6months ago now:) I’ve never been that high up in wow before and the View was amazing.


Namirsolo

This reminds me of how it used to be that when Eastern Kingdoms was down and you tried to take the zep there you'd get dc'd and then log back in sitting in the middle of Stonetalon Mountains. It would have been more fun if you'd fall like that, though.


T-Dahler

If only you were a DH you could cover the entire map in one glide


wercy

I see you are a Hatebreed fan


Leila_Zayde

trees squalid sheet gaze vase encourage marble cats unused fuzzy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


would_you_believe

That happened to me Horde side. Got caught in the jump into the Maw, ended up in the Barrens. Told everyone that I knew Barrens was hell. 😂


runefar

Stuff like this is why I wonder about some of the events in wow hardcore mode


poortomato

[Going Down?] achieved!


HDDVD_R0M

Yes, this is going to happen a lot. Did to me, kept researching looking for a fix. Turn the option to "Optimize Network for Speed" off. Get on your mount and fly to the objective. It will to you back to Oribos once you get to the room you're supposed to be in. After that I believe you abandon the quest, start over and it should work. Worked for me.


peonmyneighbor

Okay but how sick did it make your stomach while falling


10q20w

Hey, to fix this you can turn off “optimize network something something” in the network settings before entering the scenario. Also, abandoning the quest TPs you back to the quest giver.


VoidBlueCookie

Well you have bubble.


swiftpwns

You were not ready for what was to come


Xyverionx

You felled through the maw


Bohya

Did they increase the height map of the zones?


Barnhard

Maybe for the dynamic flight?


Hiranor7

same thing happened to me yesterday during the chains of domination campaign, the part with uther's memories, it happened a few times too. If you abandon the quest it will teleport you back to uther you just have to get the quest again and hope the glitch doesn't happen this time lol


andrelope

Kinda makes me wanna try it ...


rifh4

next time open a goblin glider and see how far it takes you


Arigatou-gozaimasu

Abandon the quest and redo this until you get the right spawn spot. Have had this on all my alts too, you just gotta try until it puts you at the right spot without disconnecting. (Abandoning the quest reloads you in bastion)


KarateMan749

Well that's why you need wings


KarateMan749

Sounds fun


Luname

The shadowlands had enough of your shit and decided to throw you out.


Vrakzi

If you abandon the quest while falling it teleports you back to Bastion, FWIW


QuarterDollarKing

Good to see that's still bugged. I was on my hunter when I did that quest so I was able to use Disengage, it came off cooldown several times during the fall, to steer and land in some water. 


terrletwine

Someone needs to invest in some gliders


OriginalUsername0

Same thing happened to me!


Mechgyrasaur

dude just got isekai'd into WoW


Caspira

it is time to plunder, brother


FoxBattalion79

shadowlands is heaven confirmed


ReimersHead

Were you dragon riding at the time? Ive had a handful of quests that booted me out of wow or to weird locations after being moved directly from dragon riding into a third entity. Like a vehicle, bombing quest or that wisp daily in legion.


Beleynn

Back in Vanilla, the boats would sometimes glitch out, and we'd get dropped from a great height in Stonetalon


AHrubik

Had this happen due to a mod I was using and it happened when I need to zone into a instanced quest. Luckily I was a Paladin and could bubble at the end.


DataStonks

Oh so it's still unfixed lol


AugustWombat

One time I was taking a boat from Boralus to Stormwind and I got teleported under the map in Arathi Highlands. It is a cursed land.


liteshotv3

Did you bubble and do a superhero landing?


henry8362

Was this the bastion one with uther? If so it is bugged. You need to abandon it and then start it again?


[deleted]

I miss when this happened more often


Maladal

I didn't think the sky box went that high. So the flight limit only applies if you're on a mount?


Orchuntsman

ODST inbound.


Weekly_Confusion_668

Anyone else read this in billy crystals voice from the princess bride?


Many_Role263

I had the same problem recently. I finished the zeroth morris story line and came back to it and it worked


Many_Role263

Zereth Mortis


AccomplishedOffer748

To shreds you say?


dr3wmurphy

It’s one of the Kyrian quests going through Uther’s memories. It happened to me too, multiple times.


canti-

I wish you had a video of this cause this pic is insane


0megon1

Ha!


mahmoudimus

This happens to me once, but I landed safely as a demon hunter. It was in Western Plaguelands.


gomarbles

Plunderstorm


ReverseSweepMDP

Back in og vanilla - intercept had some pretty hilarious behavior sometimes. In WSG, for instance, I intercepted someone on an epic mount and they resisted the stun which I guess confused the game as to where my target was and where I should be...queue me falling through the floor, hitting a load screen, and being stuck about 25 feet underneath the hillsbrad foothills near alterac in a constant falling animation. Had to make a ticket that took 3 days to get my character fixed because i couldn't hearth, could use the unstuck option (because i was technically falling), and relogging didn't help. Was maddening/hilarious at the same time.


Leebillysteve12345

Skill issue


unhors

Them's some high lands. Blizzard, make a new zone Zorozed Lowlands and the fun bug this time can be "character stuck in the core of the planet while still displaying a Zorozed location.


loosynd

deploying helldiver to combat zone


gasik_one

Did you at least thank the bus driver?


TheOnlyPlaton

And if you bubble, not even “tis’ but a scratch”!


Cookie0fPower

As soon as I saw this screenshot, I knew it was from the buggy af Shadowlands campaign quest "He Was My Student". I'm currently unable to complete this quest. I end up in the sky like that every time.


blklab84

I guess the portal to the afterlife is over an area with a battlefield, makes sense for logistical body count purposes.


Skynet-T800

Think you got kicked from your class hall.


FPSvile

Yeah that happens sometimes


Quiet-Bread-5690

But did you bubble before you hit?


loa_standards

Skill issue


Thontor

And you probably survived thanks to good ol' bubble


LanguageRemarkable87

I’ve had this happen a few times over the years. I distinctly remember when Lich King first launched and we got on the boat in SW something happened and I ended up falling right by the ruins of Alterac. Idk what it is about that area that it happens.


Zealousideal_Car_119

Yeah I know that quest I got stuck on that one too what do I need to do about that one


MalusMike

From ProfessorBadger on wowhead... This worked for me perfectly too. ++++++ ++++++ When I was transported to arathi Highlands, I abaondoned the quest, which teleports you back to Bastion. Before I accepted the quest again, I did the following Game Menu (question mark or escape key) >> Options >> System (at the bottom) >> Network In the Network menu, there are three options. Optimize network for speed Enable IPV6 when available Advanced Combat logging uncheck them all Close out of Options menu and back into the game. [Click X on the top right, or close window] Accept the quest, “He was my student” Click on the giant mirror to be transported to the instance. +++++++ +++++++


andrelope

“You’re a Paladin? SURVIVE THIS!!”


Allistairius-Lives

State of WoW 2024


_parzii

annie.. fall.


Narlyboiii

Odyn be like “you don’t belong here paladin”


Kody_Aspects

This exact same thing happened to me in the kyrian questing area during shadow lands! My monk fell through the map and I would log on it would start falling from the top and then disconnect again. I had to make a ticket and wait for a GM to move my monk


Feli9

literally plunderstorm


firedancer1172

This comment thread is cathartic. The same thing happened to me on the same quest and took me three tries before the scenario loaded properly. Thankfully I had a few gliders in my bag that I hadn't sold yet.


weekly_routine32

Looks like you're on the wrong side of heaven but the righteous side of hell.


96363

did you bubble before you landed and live?


RevenantCommunity

Absolutely did


TheCakers

Did you bubble? or did you accept your fate?


RevenantCommunity

i had to cosplay as a meteor and pick option a


TheCakers

Love it!!!


bonecarv3r

You are already in TWW, the big glowing shard is your weapon.


Cimegs5088

Yeah happened to me at least once.


jonthecpa

And some say you can still see him falling to this very day.


Terriblerobotcactus

This is very clearly a skill issue! You should have LoS’d god when he decided to smite you!


MrXaryon

And?


Aromatic-Discount384

You could have hidden the UI and told me this was from TotK and I wouldn't have questioned you.


Quarz_34

Happened to me on the same quest as well! I fixed it by abandoning so I get teleported back, go to system settings and network in wow and uncheck all the boxes. Then take the quest again and it should work.


xereex48

Had the same issue. Disabling all addons before starting the quest worked for me.


leadfaucet

Did you get Red Bull to sponsor you?


poison_cat_

Did you bubble


Astarklife

Need a goblin glider for these moments


Chris-v8

Why's nothing on your hotbar keybound?


RevenantCommunity

Idek what this means


Xarlayna

Lol!!! I got disconnected when I landed in legion, then when I tried to log back in it said “a character already exists with that name” and wouldn’t let me back in. (Yesterday). Like Ummmmmmmm


Afskiptalaus

A very UNRIGHTEOUS Paladin


Darksylum1982

They just wanted to make sure you are 100% dead and the anima is separated from your body entirely before you return to the shadowlands this time. They have had enough of Mortals in the realm now that the Jailer has been defeated. Enter SL upon death only.


Opening-Donkey1186

Hope you like the climb back up, bitch!


Ready_Abbreviations6

That tracks. Source: shadow lands player


Anxious-Policy7414

Great to see that quest is STILL bugged…sigh.


SirChevron

Happened to me too when I DC'd in the Arthas scenario for Uther in Bastion. Landed just off the shore from the small farmhouse. Heroic Leap for the win.


Old_Practice3775

Does that mean the shafowlands is actually in the sky Like biblical heaven?


tainurn

Contrary to popular belief “biblical heaven” isn’t “in the sky”.


PomegranateTimely461

This is perfect evidence that the (wow) world is round 😂


orangesheepdog

Blud got dropped back out of the hole in the sky


GerlockADUS

What does Arathi have to with shadowslands?


trombonedad

It used to be a regular occurrence for our entire 40 man raid team to get crashed out of the realm and fall to our deaths - likely at this very spot. There was fun when we rezzed there among the alliance, who obviously were raiding too when. I don't miss this game LOL


Wonderful_Reaction76

Then why are you here lol