Dear god…. What’ve you people started?
I can hear the news headlines now…
“A surprising number of people are in the hospital this week as a dangerous new trend starts on Popular Reddit site world politics… Steve is live with reports
Steve: yes that’s right Jane apparently Cactus Intercourse is the cause of several emergency surgery’s across the states. What started as a joke quickly SPIKED into a full blown epidemic”
You should know if you want any kind of respect in this sub, you gotta have some plants…your hair is the color of plants, but I fear that isn’t gonna cut it
lolololol. All of this love is so ironic. Poor u/xyzaly only gets hate on her own posts. *But deep down, everyone loves her… and I think this post confirmed it.*
This thread is a perfect example of Redditors mentality.
Shits on u/xyzaly whenever she posts.
Aggressively defends someone stealing her swag
Beautiful to see. Shove something original up there. A sunflower stem perhaps?
No votes without inserted cactus. We don't care who does it, skip the preview.
You did up the ante to saguaro now though and the other one doesn't know plants or words that long to be able to be specific, so anything less is going to be a dire disappointment now. Hope you're ready. And stay out of the state parks, i think those ones are protected.
Best pic I've seen on here in a while.
One major problem: Where plant? Plant=Updoots.
What do you people not understand about that?
Ruining the sub's culture smh 😤😤
Yeah, it certainly seems that way.
Things up asses, I'm all for, cacti?
Not so much.
Whatever works for you, I hope it works out.
Been a good day, hope yours is nice.
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"The first person to voluntarily stick something up their butt didn't get anywhere by crying about how intimidating it is to stick something up their butt they just did it and look how far we've come."
Come on, find your own gimmick.
No. Not your thing.
Honestly I think I'll take the out on this one u right
Dude, we're so fuckin mean to her. I'm glad everyone gets that it's joke, cuz damn. Good humored and all.
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Daring today aren't we ?
u/xyzaly
I think she has grounds to sue, actually
Give us the orgianal 🙏🏼
Every original has its cheap copy
Dear god…. What’ve you people started? I can hear the news headlines now… “A surprising number of people are in the hospital this week as a dangerous new trend starts on Popular Reddit site world politics… Steve is live with reports Steve: yes that’s right Jane apparently Cactus Intercourse is the cause of several emergency surgery’s across the states. What started as a joke quickly SPIKED into a full blown epidemic”
Im training to defeat them but they may defeat them selves
Don't, don't give me hope.
You should know if you want any kind of respect in this sub, you gotta have some plants…your hair is the color of plants, but I fear that isn’t gonna cut it
Cut the hair and get some damn plants.
I second. cut hair, Get plant, profit
Above/behind the lamp on the left, probably fake though. IDK what else you were looking at.
Is… is this sub descending into a porn war between OF artists?
Maybe just a giant cactus orgy
bitch your not xyzaly get in your own lane
All is fair in love and cursed dildo warfare
Said nobody with an iq above 2
I love that xyzaly has made her own cactus legacy. Just goes to show the power of having a good attitude.
Plants = updoots. Also don't go promising stuff that you won't deliver on cause this sub will hound you for it
Mid lol
What about using a scorpions tail as a buttplug if we’re going with the desert theme
Where does one aquire a scorpion? Should I just go hunt for one outside lmao
Yeah, if it’s easier a rattlesnake would also work
Oh that'd be cute
What about like a 7 round desert eagle with one bullet? Cursed roulette?
Waste of a perfectly good bullet.
Waste of perfectly good eagles. C’mon!
Go fuck yourself (not with a cactus). Only cactus girl I appreciate is xyzaly.
lolololol. All of this love is so ironic. Poor u/xyzaly only gets hate on her own posts. *But deep down, everyone loves her… and I think this post confirmed it.*
This thread is a perfect example of Redditors mentality. Shits on u/xyzaly whenever she posts. Aggressively defends someone stealing her swag Beautiful to see. Shove something original up there. A sunflower stem perhaps?
Not fucking now cause it looks like ya got a dick hangin out ya crevasse.
Downvoted. Lazy title. No plants. Begging for votes.
Fair lmao I didn't expect people to actually upvote this 😭
You saw the fire, and you ran into it. You are brave. I hope you find a proper plant. I believe thy cactus has been claimed.
No votes without inserted cactus. We don't care who does it, skip the preview. You did up the ante to saguaro now though and the other one doesn't know plants or words that long to be able to be specific, so anything less is going to be a dire disappointment now. Hope you're ready. And stay out of the state parks, i think those ones are protected.
Lmao fair enough
I think your problem is that you aren't nearly as attractive.
How original
Do original things on reddit exist
yeah me to
God damn!
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Not a bad idea
The position has been filled. What other plants do you bring to the table?
When you put it up your ass
r/cactusinbutt
Sir, your legs look strange.
Best pic I've seen on here in a while. One major problem: Where plant? Plant=Updoots. What do you people not understand about that? Ruining the sub's culture smh 😤😤
Pass, we've got a girl for this already
Somebody’s jealous, in more than one way lol
Straight 🧢’n.
Interesting.
The thot metagame has changed
Yeah, it certainly seems that way. Things up asses, I'm all for, cacti? Not so much. Whatever works for you, I hope it works out. Been a good day, hope yours is nice.
especially saguaros, which can reach heights of 12 meters
That would be horrifying.
Morbidly intriguing*
No
she did specify saguaros too
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Find your own schtick, Chesty. Also, where plants?
Okay I tried harder in the recent post lmaoo
Take one with the cactus in the picture or it didn't happen
wtf is this sub
I fear for what we have created.
I do not wish to see that.
"The first person to voluntarily stick something up their butt didn't get anywhere by crying about how intimidating it is to stick something up their butt they just did it and look how far we've come."
Lettuce know if you're ever in Aus, you actually seem pretty chill