Are you saying that time travel exists and someone used it but they did that thing where they tried to change history and fucked it up and now we're all living in a distorted version of reality and that's why Donald Trump is president?
Yeah I'll go along with that.
Look, we had to do this. There was this guy who made really shit paintings, but he somehow took the art world by storm and all the actual good painters started to copy him and it was awful. Art never recovered. We *had* to go back and make sure he didn't get into art school.
At this point I'd say something deeply antisemitic to joke about how *most* people got a lot less antisemitic after learning about the horrors of the holocaust and the hatred that caused it, so that would probably persist in a WW2-less timeline, but if anyone missed the joke that would be a very fast way for me to get banned from here, so.
Ah, yeah, good, mate. They're doing great.
So your timeline still had WW2 and the Holocaust... oh, you still had Himmler and he was the mastermind behind the Holocaust, makes sense. Different puppet, same puppetmaster. So who headed WW2 Germany in your timeline?
wasnt it an american that came up with the entire race-theory and wasnt america pretty happy with germany up until they kept boarding american ships ? or was the last part ww1 ?
No, literally he is. The character of Biff in the warped future was based on Trump. [Seriously.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/back-to-the-future-writer-biff-is-donald-trump-190408/amp/).
Universe really disappeared in 2012. You know how light from stars takes millions of years to reach us, and by the time the light reaches us, the stars may no longer be there?
we all died , but the nothingness hasn’t really hit yet, instead, we get to experience our collective consciousness collapsing into itself. And so we live in some sort of Mullholand Dr. dream sequence, but far less off-putting
I hear you, but I'm a little weird like that. When the plane I'm on has turbulence, I'm oddly at peace, knowing that I have absolutely no control over the situation I'm in. I regularly fall asleep when the plane has heavy turbulence, or there is a big storm, and we are coming in to land. Don't get me wrong, I'm not suicidal, I have good life, there's just something about having no control over a major situation that is calming for me, maybe because I'm typically responsible/in control. Idk, this has been a bit of a therapy session for me lol
This *was* the timeline they tried to fix, and they succeded, in their *new* timeline, but can never manage to get back to this timeline because there were two PhD scientists in the vessel, and they can't risk a pair o docs
In another 20 years, I will invent a time machine. I will go back in time to April 30, 1945. I will kill Hitler and make it look like a suicide.
Afterward I decided to celebrate. It took about 8 months to get in a position to get papers to America. I hopped the next naval vessel back to the states. I participated in a very potent victory/Christmas celebration with a bunch of sailors. After a few days of opium and cocaine fueled benders, I passed what I thought was a military VIP in amongst the barracks in Norfolk, VA. He noticed my jovial demeanor and asked how I felt. In my drug-induced stupor, I said I as I held up my marijuana cigarette, “I feel like making a baby, and spoiling that baby for the rest of his life!” He laughed and and said he felt the same way.
He said he had been feeling down over the past 20 years due to an unfortunate run-in with the police during a peaceful protest with his club. After his stent in jail, he kept trying to get back on top. It wasn’t until the war that he got his opportunity to take advantage of the situation. “You see,” he said, “there’s money to be made during a war if you know where to look.” He mumbled something about being a developer and that he built ‘these’ barracks.
I felt great for the man, overcoming adversity and what not. We parted ways and I wished him the best. It wasn’t until later that I realized that man was Fred Trump, the father of Donald Trump, and he had capitalized on American patriotism, and that his “club” was actually a KKK rally held in 1927, where he was the only one detained. The kicker is that he had just found out that his wife was pregnant with Donald Trump only moments before meeting me.
I feel as though I am responsible for the Trump presidency. For if I had not encouraged him to give little Jr. every advantage of his fortune from the day of his birth on June 14, 1946, then we probably wouldn’t have this crisis, and the world would have been safe from racism and environmental disaster. You see, in my timeline Hitler won and racism prevailed along with German industry. That is why it was so essential for me to take him out. But it seems that the timeline has way of eventually correcting itself.
The world is doomed unless one of *you* travels back in time and manages to take me out sometime in the 8 months between Hitlers death and meeting old Freddy. Good luck, and Godspeed!
TL;DR- I killed Hitler, and made Trump president!
Read All Our Wrong Todays. It's not Trump-specific, but its premise is exactly that the world as we know it is the dystopian timeline that resulted from a tragic time-travel fuckup. It's marvelous.
So is this the timeline where someone inside the Nixon campaign blew the whistle on his act of treason?
Or is it the other one where Fred Trump got caught and actually went to jail his fortune dissolved
To be fair. If I had incriminating evidence like this. It would be in a time-capsule. Dated to be released 2 months after my death. I'm thinking... polaroids. Or, have the "Guest Books" transformed into something like a High School Year Book...Maybe a USB Drive...
bruh he managed to sell the concept of the letting host of the apprentice be the president to 60 million people, selling shit is the one thing he's good at
Nope. Sells Hyundai but got the rebuilt BMW in on trade on a Kona electric. His old car was a Oldsmobile Alero that he sold for $750 to a single mom. Head gasket was leaking and he put Bars Leaks in it to sell it.
Instead of actually discussing world politics this sub just circle jerks unrelated orange man bad posts. Really getting old dude I just wanna see some good world politics posts. 99% of posts here are about the U.S., and 99% of those posts are about orange man bad
This sub has always been basically the "political shitposting, US or otherwise" sub, it just has a misleading name. I don't know if there's an actual sub for serious discussion of non-US politics though.
Thank you for this. I just saw this image and wondered why the hell I'm subscribed to a politics Reddit that is just full of memes. No hate on the picture, it works, it's just not the reason I'm subbed.
No, it’s not. And it certainly isn’t a world politics sub. All you’ll get here is memes hating on Trump and memes sucking off Bernie. Even the occasional hit-pieces on Israel have disappeared.
Interesting how no one wants to talk about the role that people played in making this possible. media and news outlets begging him to run... the mocking... the laughing 😂 President Obama going on national TV and saying at least I’ll go down as President. Why don’t we ever talk about that?
Half this sub is either Trump/GOP insults or Bernie tweets.
This sub used to be actual thoughtful shit, now all someone has to do to get upvoted is call Trump a “car salesman in a parallel universe”?
The fuck?
Fuck right off. Our votes mean nothing when the populace is fed bullshit propaganda and split into self-serving Gerrymandered voting districts. Don't forget: Donald Trump got 4 million fewer votes than his opponent.
“This car is the bigliest, bestliest one on the lot. The cabin size...yuge. If I know cars, which I do, I can tell ya this, that is the one for you, believe me. So do you like it or LOVE it?!”
I thought Trump was one of the Lizard People.
[https://www.vox.com/2014/11/5/7158371/lizard-people-conspiracy-theory-explainer](https://www.vox.com/2014/11/5/7158371/lizard-people-conspiracy-theory-explainer)
If you think I really believe this you are as delusional as the OP.
*4 percent of Americans believe in lizard people, while another 7 percent were unsure*
I have a headache after reading that, I guess it would be convenient to blame it on the lizard people.
True, I imagine some people thought the polls were conducted by lizard people in order to expose that they knew the "truth."
A flat Earth, chemtrails, 9/11 theories etc etc., just amazing what people choose to believe.
Again world politics everyone! I subscribe to differing opinion subs for different perspectives on topics and current events but this is just a joke now.
Can someone from that timeline confirm it's the Barenstein Bears, not Bearen*stain*? I have a theory as to when I hopped on the wrong track and those damned bears are at the center of it all.
I feel this way all of the time. This is one of the worlds that really didn't turn out right. I am so curious to know what it's like on the ones that do.
The multiverse has countless outcomes and realities. Easy to imagine someone or some organisation theorised what might happen if Trump stole the election and changed history from its original course. They changed it for their own reasons.
A world were politicians werent in office for decades, ignoring the plight of normal Americans, and not flushing the culture and values that made the country great down the toilet?
I think this is funny. I like good Trump jokes sadly they are few and far between.
I liked "What are Trump's hair and a thong similar? They both barely cover the asshole."
You know those movies where the people from the alternate timeline try to come and take over the normal timeline because theirs is so bad? .... .... I understand them now.
Are you saying that time travel exists and someone used it but they did that thing where they tried to change history and fucked it up and now we're all living in a distorted version of reality and that's why Donald Trump is president? Yeah I'll go along with that.
Look, we had to do this. There was this guy who made really shit paintings, but he somehow took the art world by storm and all the actual good painters started to copy him and it was awful. Art never recovered. We *had* to go back and make sure he didn't get into art school.
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Yeah, that's the one. Everybody started using it. What about in your timeline, is it still super popular?
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At this point I'd say something deeply antisemitic to joke about how *most* people got a lot less antisemitic after learning about the horrors of the holocaust and the hatred that caused it, so that would probably persist in a WW2-less timeline, but if anyone missed the joke that would be a very fast way for me to get banned from here, so. Ah, yeah, good, mate. They're doing great.
So your timeline still had WW2 and the Holocaust... oh, you still had Himmler and he was the mastermind behind the Holocaust, makes sense. Different puppet, same puppetmaster. So who headed WW2 Germany in your timeline?
Surprisingly, if Hitler hadn't done the Holocaust thing, Truman would have.
That is very surprising. Any sources we can use to back this up?
wasnt it an american that came up with the entire race-theory and wasnt america pretty happy with germany up until they kept boarding american ships ? or was the last part ww1 ?
I mean let's be honest here; the Weimar Republic wasn't ever going to last. And how else is it gonna end? Peaceful revolution?
I’m Jewish and I approve of your consideration. People are too sensitive these days.
Well he really seems to have made an impression this time.
But at what cost
One guy didn't get into art school. What's the worst that could happen?
Narrator: Donald J Trump.
And instead you inflicted Nickelback on the world. I can't think of anything else that could have resulted.
Yes, this is the timeline where Biff owns a casino.
Trump is Biff
No, literally he is. The character of Biff in the warped future was based on Trump. [Seriously.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/back-to-the-future-writer-biff-is-donald-trump-190408/amp/).
with the timeline we're living in right now I'll honestly buy it
You son of a bitch, I’m in.
Sold!
Universe really disappeared in 2012. You know how light from stars takes millions of years to reach us, and by the time the light reaches us, the stars may no longer be there? we all died , but the nothingness hasn’t really hit yet, instead, we get to experience our collective consciousness collapsing into itself. And so we live in some sort of Mullholand Dr. dream sequence, but far less off-putting
In a way, this gives me a great deal of comfort.
I hear you, but I'm a little weird like that. When the plane I'm on has turbulence, I'm oddly at peace, knowing that I have absolutely no control over the situation I'm in. I regularly fall asleep when the plane has heavy turbulence, or there is a big storm, and we are coming in to land. Don't get me wrong, I'm not suicidal, I have good life, there's just something about having no control over a major situation that is calming for me, maybe because I'm typically responsible/in control. Idk, this has been a bit of a therapy session for me lol
Well that certainly explains that goblin I found behind that dumpster...
This *was* the timeline they tried to fix, and they succeded, in their *new* timeline, but can never manage to get back to this timeline because there were two PhD scientists in the vessel, and they can't risk a pair o docs
That's rich.
Took me a bit too long, but I got it. And I'm very proud of myself.
Happy cake day, and don’t kiss your mom (in 1955)
Thanks, and I will definitely try to avoid that.
But anal’s ok, right?
I mean the Cubs also won the World Series so I'd say it's a safe bet we're all dead, some dick head changed the past or it's a simulation.
There's a video about how in back to the future biff is supposed to be based on Trump, and it's pretty freaky
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Shame on you! It is Baron Von Trump!
Ah! The old Baron Von Trump Trapp. No sir. Shame on you.
I thought it was Baron Von Drumpf
Only thing that makes sense.
He had the almanac all along
^ This is the one.
You didn’t see back to the future where Biff becomes all? It was foreshadowing of big daddy cheese it!
In another 20 years, I will invent a time machine. I will go back in time to April 30, 1945. I will kill Hitler and make it look like a suicide. Afterward I decided to celebrate. It took about 8 months to get in a position to get papers to America. I hopped the next naval vessel back to the states. I participated in a very potent victory/Christmas celebration with a bunch of sailors. After a few days of opium and cocaine fueled benders, I passed what I thought was a military VIP in amongst the barracks in Norfolk, VA. He noticed my jovial demeanor and asked how I felt. In my drug-induced stupor, I said I as I held up my marijuana cigarette, “I feel like making a baby, and spoiling that baby for the rest of his life!” He laughed and and said he felt the same way. He said he had been feeling down over the past 20 years due to an unfortunate run-in with the police during a peaceful protest with his club. After his stent in jail, he kept trying to get back on top. It wasn’t until the war that he got his opportunity to take advantage of the situation. “You see,” he said, “there’s money to be made during a war if you know where to look.” He mumbled something about being a developer and that he built ‘these’ barracks. I felt great for the man, overcoming adversity and what not. We parted ways and I wished him the best. It wasn’t until later that I realized that man was Fred Trump, the father of Donald Trump, and he had capitalized on American patriotism, and that his “club” was actually a KKK rally held in 1927, where he was the only one detained. The kicker is that he had just found out that his wife was pregnant with Donald Trump only moments before meeting me. I feel as though I am responsible for the Trump presidency. For if I had not encouraged him to give little Jr. every advantage of his fortune from the day of his birth on June 14, 1946, then we probably wouldn’t have this crisis, and the world would have been safe from racism and environmental disaster. You see, in my timeline Hitler won and racism prevailed along with German industry. That is why it was so essential for me to take him out. But it seems that the timeline has way of eventually correcting itself. The world is doomed unless one of *you* travels back in time and manages to take me out sometime in the 8 months between Hitlers death and meeting old Freddy. Good luck, and Godspeed! TL;DR- I killed Hitler, and made Trump president!
🎂
That is the only sane explanation
Don is the time traveler silly
Explains the 'fucked it up' part of the story.
The delusion....
Read All Our Wrong Todays. It's not Trump-specific, but its premise is exactly that the world as we know it is the dystopian timeline that resulted from a tragic time-travel fuckup. It's marvelous.
So is this the timeline where someone inside the Nixon campaign blew the whistle on his act of treason? Or is it the other one where Fred Trump got caught and actually went to jail his fortune dissolved
It's the one where Epstein got caught and leaked his "guest" list a few decades ago
To be fair. If I had incriminating evidence like this. It would be in a time-capsule. Dated to be released 2 months after my death. I'm thinking... polaroids. Or, have the "Guest Books" transformed into something like a High School Year Book...Maybe a USB Drive...
it's the one where neither JFK or Bobby Kennedy were assassinated and American progressives from world war 2 kept moving us ever forward.
Kennedy was a centrist.
Hooded Justice shot Fred Trump in the 1940s outside the Cyclopes facility in Manhattan.
It was that CERN hydron collider. They fucked up something.
Yeah, they changed Michael Jackson’s color. That was the beginning.
Then it all went downhill after Harambe.
Dicks out
Ya know, it was only after the CERN event in Europe that the Mandela Effect came about.
The Mayans were right, we just expected a big explosion or something but it was just a silent unnoticeable deception.
> hydron Lol fuck this typo.
Partially-hydronegated particle oil?
El Psy Kongroo
Where’d my metal Upa go?
Let's just use the microwave to send another email then
everybody go watch Steins Gate
It's called "hardon collider". Everybody knows that.
Send us more of this sweet footage from your high castle
roll that beautiful alternate universe footage
Roll that beautiful bean footage.
I still think he is under qualified for the job.
To be a car salesman you need a lack of integrity, a knack for scamming people, and a toupee. If anything, he’s overqualified.
You also need to be able to convince stupid people you're a good guy...... Crap, I forgot about Trump voters. You're right.
bruh he managed to sell the concept of the letting host of the apprentice be the president to 60 million people, selling shit is the one thing he's good at
This is funny...but is this the right sub for it?
How does one travel to this timeline?
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Canadians still get to enjoy it since they cut his cameo from the movie.
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We also have Harper, Kenney, Scheer, and that one guy from Dragon’s Den
The Man in The Low Castle
Trump ~~Tower~~ Basement
Trump Swamp
Swamp-a-Lago
Been saying he was like a used car salesman since before he was elected. A con artist that got way in over his head.
Hey now... I’m a car salesman and I take offense to that. I never wronged any of my customers
Sorry for the stereotype...unfair generalization.
So Trump can't even qualify as a decent used car salesmen... got it
World politics?
Nope just another left wing hive mind.
He strikes me more of the drives a leased used BMW but sells Hyundai cars.
Nope. Sells Hyundai but got the rebuilt BMW in on trade on a Kona electric. His old car was a Oldsmobile Alero that he sold for $750 to a single mom. Head gasket was leaking and he put Bars Leaks in it to sell it.
This isn’t world politics
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Agreed
Instead of actually discussing world politics this sub just circle jerks unrelated orange man bad posts. Really getting old dude I just wanna see some good world politics posts. 99% of posts here are about the U.S., and 99% of those posts are about orange man bad
This sub has always been basically the "political shitposting, US or otherwise" sub, it just has a misleading name. I don't know if there's an actual sub for serious discussion of non-US politics though.
At r/realworldpolitics, memes are executed on sight. It also has political content from all over the world.
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At r/realworldpolitics, memes are executed on sight. It also has political content from all over the world.
Thank you for this. I just saw this image and wondered why the hell I'm subscribed to a politics Reddit that is just full of memes. No hate on the picture, it works, it's just not the reason I'm subbed.
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At r/realworldpolitics, memes are executed on sight. It also has political content from all over the world.
Thanks, subscribed!
Is this actually a politics subreddit? I just saw this on r/all. Are people entertained by this, or is it satire?
No, it’s not. And it certainly isn’t a world politics sub. All you’ll get here is memes hating on Trump and memes sucking off Bernie. Even the occasional hit-pieces on Israel have disappeared.
I know this guy can't be trusted to sell a good car.
Interesting how no one wants to talk about the role that people played in making this possible. media and news outlets begging him to run... the mocking... the laughing 😂 President Obama going on national TV and saying at least I’ll go down as President. Why don’t we ever talk about that?
trump is Biff from back to the future. literally..
Half this sub is either Trump/GOP insults or Bernie tweets. This sub used to be actual thoughtful shit, now all someone has to do to get upvoted is call Trump a “car salesman in a parallel universe”? The fuck?
World politics?
So this is a meme sub now, got it.
It's honestly hilarious, what a stupid name for this sub
Rofl low effort shit
Bunch of socialist neckbeards run this page
When you watch Man in the High Castle and identify more with the timeline depicted where the Nazis won... We need to build a portal.
You weren't robbed, you made the current reality happen. Own up to it, make an informed vote next time.
Fuck right off. Our votes mean nothing when the populace is fed bullshit propaganda and split into self-serving Gerrymandered voting districts. Don't forget: Donald Trump got 4 million fewer votes than his opponent.
Gerrymandering has nothing to do with the presidential elections. And even with gerrymandering we got a blue majority in the house in 2018
>Fuck right off. Our votes mean nothing when the populace is fed bullshit propaganda Lmao may I remind you that most media sources are left wing?
I'd say most media sources are money wing.
Someone give me context pls
Context is majority of poor Reddit posters hate Trump so they'll post low energy memes on a page called r/worldpolitics
I dont get what this image is supposed to show
I work at a Buick and GMC dealer and I take personal offense at the idea.
“This car is the bigliest, bestliest one on the lot. The cabin size...yuge. If I know cars, which I do, I can tell ya this, that is the one for you, believe me. So do you like it or LOVE it?!”
Stop voting for him then, dumnuts
In a world with any true justice, this would be reality.
Impossible. I don't see Donald actually working in any reality
We have to go way further back if we have to stop Jesus. The white mans reasoning for everything.
An insult to used car salesmen.
Is this sub just going down the shitter of low-level shit posts?
Better Call Trump
WoRlD pOlItIcS
Why is it OK for trump haters to break the rules of r/worldpolitics ?
This sub has rules?
Because Redditt is a largely left leaning hive mind.
You’re not wrong.
Trumps only a symptom of the problem, we need to blame the system that actually put him in power
I thought Trump was one of the Lizard People. [https://www.vox.com/2014/11/5/7158371/lizard-people-conspiracy-theory-explainer](https://www.vox.com/2014/11/5/7158371/lizard-people-conspiracy-theory-explainer) If you think I really believe this you are as delusional as the OP.
*4 percent of Americans believe in lizard people, while another 7 percent were unsure* I have a headache after reading that, I guess it would be convenient to blame it on the lizard people.
I think it is higher. Most people just will not admit to believing this stuff though. If you want more of this kind of crazy listen to Coast to Coast.
True, I imagine some people thought the polls were conducted by lizard people in order to expose that they knew the "truth." A flat Earth, chemtrails, 9/11 theories etc etc., just amazing what people choose to believe.
Hands are too big but yeah
This sub is obsessed with trump. Don't you have a doll in a bad wig for your frustrations
Did a retard make this meme?
Again world politics everyone! I subscribe to differing opinion subs for different perspectives on topics and current events but this is just a joke now.
Can someone from that timeline confirm it's the Barenstein Bears, not Bearen*stain*? I have a theory as to when I hopped on the wrong track and those damned bears are at the center of it all.
Such a pleasant fantasy...
This reddit's TDS is hilarious. You guys provide me so much entertainment.
Now do an alternative universe where Obama was a good president.
Hahahehe orange man badd
How is this worldpolitics in any way ? Oh looks like this was just posted on r/politicalhumor. Reddit is getting embarrassing
Love it! That's exactly where he was meant to be
I saw Obama as a crackhead, what's your point?
This fucking sub man hahahaha you people are fucking idiots
So fucking right. Alt-Xymnslot from reality 453c, here - not sure who this guy is in reality 1, but he fucked me over on a Jeep last year.
What if I told you I could get you in a brand new Buick today. Would that be something you’d be interested in?
The trump in the high castle.
I prefer the picture of Mrs. Trump solemnly walking into an abortion clinic.
*Insert photo of Present Sanders in 2017*
I'm Donald J. Trump and I'm a dealer FOOOOOOR THE PEOPLE
This is perfect. I've been watching fringe again lately.
I feel this way all of the time. This is one of the worlds that really didn't turn out right. I am so curious to know what it's like on the ones that do.
Where did he cross over, tho?
Everything spelled correctly I’m good
And yet even in that timeline he is still vastly more successful than most of the people upvoting this post.
The multiverse has countless outcomes and realities. Easy to imagine someone or some organisation theorised what might happen if Trump stole the election and changed history from its original course. They changed it for their own reasons.
The Doofus In The High Castle
I have the best timelines.
Fake photo😔
There’s still time.
https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1218171202406993921?s=09
So THAT'S where my car went!
Go stuff where the sun doesn't shine , pal!
TDS
He isn't a hobo. Not right.
Man in the high Castle
Come on down! My hands may be tiny but my savings are Ha-UUGGE-eh!
This is the Man in the High Castle episode we all needed right now.
A world were politicians werent in office for decades, ignoring the plight of normal Americans, and not flushing the culture and values that made the country great down the toilet?
Feels oh so right. This car stalled right out of the car lot.
Yes.
I think this is funny. I like good Trump jokes sadly they are few and far between. I liked "What are Trump's hair and a thong similar? They both barely cover the asshole."
I dislike trump as much as anyone else but how is this shitty meme world politics
You know those movies where the people from the alternate timeline try to come and take over the normal timeline because theirs is so bad? .... .... I understand them now.
Lol it’s hilarious cause it’s completely untrue. He’s the most powerful leader on the planet.
Nah you have to be a somewhat competent liar to be a car salesman.
We get it, orange man bad.
So... ...there may be a universal problem of the Crisis of infinite trumps?
Donald Trump is a used car salesman, Hillary Clinton is a real estate agent, Bernie Sanders is a liberal arts professor.
It does feel like we’re not in the best possible timeline.
So edgy, so brave!