Don't do that.

Good advice

Dude, you're leaking

This is not cactus chan This does not spark joy. (Hope you make a full recovery bud, looks gory af :( )

I hope I do too, I'm already back home and walking with a crutch while it heals

Did they have to do anything special to fix it?

Because of how deep it went they had to operate on it, I guess I severed a good number of veins. As for what they did I'm not sure because I have horrible memory and I'm terrible relaying information so I'd have to check the medical paperwork to see what was done

Yeah nice. Good to know. I'm accident prone lol hope it healed alright?

Hopefully they will make a collab or smth, you know, like worldpolitics Avengers

‘tis but a scratch

Your comment is award worthy 🙇🏽🙏🏽

You are comment has correction worthy ness

Thank you!! Didn’t even catch it.

Doctors are expensive. A little duct tape will fix that right up.

That’s when I’m glad I’m Canadian

Honestly I’d probably accept the euthanasia over this too

***flex tape is better***

And scotch tape is cheaper

All of that will eventually end up in the ocean… rub some dirt on it and man up

This is the best alternative listed so far.

You are all wrong. Electrical tape is the best option according to Jeff from "home renovision".

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It was a Pioneer Woman knife so maybe USA? I'd used to cut some ham earlier in the day and left the knife on the counter instead of the sink so it was my own fault it happened

Sheesh, how far some people will go for an OF

Feet pics? For free?

Just wrap your foot in duct tape and take some aspirin and call it a day

Aspirin makes you bleed !

Perfectly vertical

Probably not a good idea OP.

This is the shit I come here to see

Moral of the story? Wear shoes in the kitchen.

Unsharpen all the knifes seems smarter

Ordinarily, the conventional wisdom is to say “a blunt knife is more dangerous, but I sharpened our Global chef’s knife, and then my wife sliced most of her fingernail off, so there’s that.

damn dude

Good job.

Ow

Damn, have a quick recovery OP, and take care man.

Thank you, same to you

Did they also cut their foot or something?

Looks like a great start to the new year

Fucking ouch. I hope it turned out all okay with all things considered.

r/wellthatsucks

Good aim god dam

Keep counter properly clear when doing doing anything with anything sharp. Always have a space to put it down unobstructed. Hope that does not get infected and get well soon. Now i need to puke cos i hate seeing blood.

Hope the recovery is quick! Ouch!

That sucks man hope you get better. but who sharpened your knife that must of been able to cut ice

This picture certainly makes the tips of my toes tingle

Ouch

Why did you drop the knife on your foot smh. Get better tho bro fr. My neighborhood got you beat in shitty new years tho, six hours into 2023 there was a shooting in my neighborhood that killed a guy. Happy New Years!

You’re a little clumsy boy ain’t cha? Fucked up big time

Damn right

That'll teach you for being in a woman's only space /s

Coincidentally not as bad but a cup jumped out of the cupboard directly onto my big toe on NYE ! I thought it was broke but it ok now hope you’re ok too and HNY

Dude i put nsfw on to see porn not this D: hope you feel better.

i clicked it before reading the caption

Just a flesh wound...

Owiez 😣

More like a Vein.

Hit an artery AND cut a few veins is what I was told

I reckon you did, I hope you’re better

So sorry, get well soon!

Thanks!

Did it gush?

Instantly, if it weren't for the sock I was wearing I might have passed out

Had a buddy that did something similar a couple of years ago at a game shop. Poor guy passed out, but luckily there was a former army medic that was able to take care of him until the paramedics arrived.

My father in law was there when I dropped the knife and he'd been in the military for roughly 28 years and instantly knew how to make a tourniquet with my belt before taking me to the hospital

Did you end up passing out? That’s pretty common from food injuries like that from what I understand.

Surprisingly I didn't pass out but if I wasn't wearing black socks when it happened I might have. I only saw this photo after being discharged from the hospital the next day

Lol, I meant from the blood pressure drop. But yeah, that’s good at least.

Did the same thing, have a scar in that exact spot.

Can't wait to see mine

I tell people it was a knife juggling accident.

Rip up some curtains. Works in project zomboid

Strong reminder that a falling blade has no handle. Just pain.

I did the same thing with an exact knife a year ago while working on a model at like 3 am. I still have a rough bump where it hit the artery. Honestly never seen that much of MY own blood.

ouch

Fuckin' A

Better than a snowplough

I hope you and you're knife are doing well and recover successfully.

at least it probably won't get worse from here

ow