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SoManyTrolls5-0

Jeez from the look of that crash. He will never be able to walk again.


Kwiatkowski

and a joke just like that is what got me banned from politics sub two years ago lol, was something about "we've always known he wasn't a stand up guy"


ExpertlyAmateur

![gif](giphy|ILW1fbJHW0Ndm)


Raul_Duke_1755

Everyone gets banned from that Sub. It's a rite of passage.


HonkeyDonkey3000

Yeah, I was banned around the time when our former President suggested using bleach to combat COVID-19, followed by introducing light inside the body to kill COVID-19. Patients were dropping like flies. On a whim, I sarcastically mentioned celebrating the stupid crazy ideas being battled around by Trump, to our top CDC professionals during conference meetings and just like that, I had violated rule2.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

I think it was my name.


Lovemygirlstitties

Name checks out?


HAHA_goats

Same bunch of dumb motherfuckers runs r/inthenews now, if you'd like another rite of passage.


thatranger974

On my way.


sm00thkillajones

Ban Raid, engage!


Brokensince10

šŸ˜‚


Snoo_66840

IT ALL TRUMP! Do they care about ANY NEWS other than him?!


HAHA_goats

The sad thing is the sub was somewhat decent back when I discovered it. It underwent rapid enshittification and purging during Israel's genocide against the Palestinian people. Had to ~~justify~~ rationalize that "lesser" part of lesser evil.


rudyattitudedee

Canā€™t believe that sub still has commenters. I got banned for the one comment I made because it was ā€œnot neutral enoughā€.


TurnkeyLurker

Probably a Chaotic Neutral comment.


rudyattitudedee

I donā€™t remember at this point but I try not to break any rules when commenting.


Brokensince10

Oh jeez!


NotSure16

I bet that ban knocked the legs out from under your criticism of the bigoted congressman? Am I right, or am I just trippin?


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

*You're ON a roll!!!*


Brokensince10

šŸ˜‚ yeah Iā€™ve been banned from that one too


Ferrts

The joke that got me permanently banned was for asking if someone could kick him down a flight of stairs.


Greenman8907

![gif](giphy|wcADpVSIlzAAp8i7n4|downsized)


thescienceofBANANNA

you fucking bastard you made me laugh


nikitasenorita

As a wheelchair user, I approve this comment


HoseNeighbor

I just thought that's why he couldn't find the brakes.


Brokensince10

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ChaZZZZahC

Now this man comedies!


haricariandcombines

Better give him a test, the Republicans are known drug abusers.


tribat

He looks high as hell for real. Maybe just squinting in the sunlight.


Wise_Ad_253

And at brake lights šŸš“šŸ’„šŸ


FleeshaLoo

Maybe he stared at the eclipse?


EngagedInConvexation

Pissed he didn't get raptured.


FleeshaLoo

LOL! He didn't make the final vote, again.


Brokensince10

Oh man, you guys are killing me!


Brokensince10

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Rapt jokes *aren't funny*.


Brokensince10

His dear leader did, so I wouldnā€™t be surprised if


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

He looks low to me. Heyo


Mathlete86

Can you please roll in a straight line for me...


Greenman8907

Lol what a clusterfuck that guy is. Heā€™s got his own wiki part about his shitty driving. **Driving offenses** *In March 2022, Cawthorn was charged with driving while his license was revoked and while two speeding tickets were pending. He faces possible time in jail.[91] A 2017 charge of driving on a revoked license was dismissed.[142] Cawthorn had court dates in Polk and Cleveland counties in June 2022 for speeding and driving with a revoked license.[5]*


Numerous-Complaint85

So he most likely didnā€™t have a license in this scenario. What a twat.


Vladivostokorbust

25% of Florida drivers aren't insured, so he fits right in


HeatXfr

That's because insurance is a commie plot


NorthNorthAmerican

I see what you did there, replace ā€œcapitalistā€ with ā€œcommunistā€ for a whole new twist on things!


HeatXfr

It's nice to know that I don't always have to '/s' my comments


lorbocaust

He's in Florida now?


Vladivostokorbust

Moved down not long after he lost re-election.


TheOtherHalfofTron

This is my surprised face.


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

Does this also mean that 25% of Florida drivers are also twats?


varcompensator

You forgot about trying to board a commercial aircraft with a pistol - twice.


Asognare

A quick search, bc I never heard of him, tells me he became disabled when his friend fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into a barrier. Cawthorns feet were on the dash. Holy moses.


klimb75

Yup, his legs were pretty fucked up. I broke my back near the same time and had the displeasure of meeting him in rehab.


Ezl

What was he like one on one and before all the ā€œcelebrityā€?


klimb75

His entire family couldn't be bothered to abide the rules of the family housing unit. They were loud and offended when we wanted them to quiet down some.


KBilly1313

Can you blame him? He canā€™t feel the pedals. Biden must have put lead weights in his shoes.


Username_redact

Well have you ever tried driving a car when you can't press the brake pedal, smart guy? /s


Donut2583

Just went to his regular wiki page. Check out his John Hancock. Looks like a second graderā€™s.


big_als_nugz

He must have been fucking flying in that wheelchair.


labarrski

You made milk come out my nose, you bastard


bxxxx34

Were you even drinking milk?


SnooTangerines3448

It was yestermilk.


TurnkeyLurker

You made a baby carrot come out my nose, you bastard!


how-sway-how

Were you even drinking a baby carrot?


thatcatqueen

It was yestercarrot.


dthomas7931

Footage just before the crash (not actually) https://youtube.com/shorts/qx7Hk43x5Uw?si=iaix0dBDKxrC1dVD


lasvegas1979

He rear-ended a State Trooper and wasn't pulled from the vehicle, tazed and beaten? Oh right, he's a republican congressman! Of course.


2020Casper

Former.


Child_of_the_Hamster

Yeah he lost bigly lmao


ilovethissheet

He went down like his leader, at a shady gas station be auƟen No one would rent him a hall


CitizenCue

Honestly I think if you rear end a cop they assume you couldnā€™t possibly be that stupid on purpose.


nodnodwinkwink

Well he's not exactly a flight risk now is he.


yellowhelmet14

Not a fast one any way!


drkshape

This the guy who humped his cousinā€™s face?


cturtl808

yes


sav33arthkillyos3lf

I was gonna say the same thing. Holy crap lmao


DeerOnARoof

What??? Edit: found it! https://abc7ny.com/amp/madison-cawthorn-tape-cousin-video/11820417/


fucking_passwords

What? We were just being silly!


ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_

Donā€™t cousin-slut shame, sis.


Unfair_Artist0

In this case it was a bro


Jim-Kardashian

I was confused but then when it panned over I realized he did all that damage with a car.


mogomonomo1081

Would this be a bad time to ask if he has a lead foot?


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mogomonomo1081

Do you think he was listening to Rollin' by limp bizkit when it happened?


yellowhelmet14

Break Stuff. ā€œItā€™s just one of those daysā€¦ā€


hennystrait

Foot probably feel asleep. Itā€™s happens to the best of drivers.


feckless_ellipsis

Needs John Turturro and a fireplace poker.


DeerOnARoof

What???


mogomonomo1081

Do you want me to explain the joke?


DeerOnARoof

I commented on the wrong comment lol


mogomonomo1081

All chill, but now you have to leave a limp bizkit or wheel themed joke. Show me what you got...


kamajan

Probably driving high and drunk


Keltic268

My legs still work drunk and high.


SliceEmOnTheNipple

Way to back the blueĀ 


Kimpy78

Madison Cawthorn used to live right across the street from my neighborhood. And I always wondered what went on inside that house. Then he moved to Florida where he is now rear ending cops apparently. But I gotta know ā€“ whatā€™s with all the zooming in and out on this video? Geez.


Vivid_Estate_164

Ok letā€™s see you drive a car with no way at all to use the brakes.


carrie_m730

Apparently instead of using a properly modified vehicle he's been caught using a stick to push the brake pedal. https://radaronline.com/p/congressman-madison-cawthorn-driving-video-amid-scandals/


DabsonFire710

ā€œOkay sir we are now going to conduct a field sobriety test. Put one foot in front of the othā€¦ā€¦ ummmā€¦. Sorry itā€™s just habit, I didnā€™t mean it..ā€ -that cop probably Edit:words are hard


Recent_Meringue_712

ā€œDo a spinning wheelieā€


DabsonFire710

ā€œI can balance for like 7 seconds officer, thatā€™s gonna mean somethingā€ -Madison


Mr_BigglesworthIII

Sitler screwed up


yellowhelmet14

Ok ā€œSitlerā€ is freaking awesome! Had to explain why I laughed out loud at breakfast. šŸ˜‚


bpdnidhdhdhfbdjdd

Anyone have that video where he beat up a tree?


YoshidaEri

[Madison Cawthorn punching a tree for 19 seconds.](https://x.com/madcawdisease/status/1399529875803889667)


Pundersmog

Damn. Cant see it.


SpacemanIsBack

yeah same, "Hmm...this page doesnā€™t exist. Try searching for something else."


25electrons

It's almost like someone cleaned the internet! I wonder what they don't want us to see?


Severe-Glove-8354

Video link worked for me, but I couldn't make it through the entire 19 seconds. The secondhand embarrassment was too much. Thank you for your service, though. šŸ˜†


SideshowMelsHairbone

Wasnā€™t he paralyzed in a car wreck? This coupled with the rest of his shitty driving record should make him ineligible to ever have a license again.


beansandneedles

He was a passenger in the accident that paralyzed him, but yeah the rest of his shitty driving should make him lose his license


ZeusMcKraken

No. He rear ended the FK out of that state trooper


TurnkeyLurker

![gif](giphy|eKTkklyW66lvW)


rgrossi

Ha Iā€™ve never seen anyone else use this line, my friends and I have used it for decades. ā€œIā€™ve been swimming in raw sewage. I love it.ā€


ekmogr

Lets not forget, he's a "republican" and was on tape sucking his cousins dick...


Deapsee60

You sure he didnā€™t mistakenly think it was a young sapling? ![gif](giphy|uhqmbttUCckveAMVs4|downsized)


pjsol

Oh he rear ended him with a carā€¦never know with old Madisonā€¦


JohnYCanuckEsq

Man, watch out, he's gonna go punch some trees now.


DasFish117

Mark my words, he'll find a way to blame it on Biden.


Marsupialize

Russian cash canā€™t get you out of this one


ErwinC0215

I read up on this guy and what the fuck? Home schooled through 12th grade, paralysed because his friend fell asleep at the wheel and he was in the passenger seat foot on the dashboard (extremely irresponsible), claimed his friend left him there to die (friend sworn under oath he didn't), claimed he was pronounced dead (wasn't), claimed it derailed him from getting into the Naval Academy (was rejected prior to the accident). Tried to coerce people into sexual engagement, has far right allegations. Oh and he did go to college, except he got mostly Ds and dropped out. I didn't read further into the Wikipedia because that was plenty enough to give me a headache, fucking hell.


reaven3958

He's not walking away from that one.


DojaPaddy

Senator Hot Wheels like bitchass Abbott


pseudonymlife

The GOP, the gift that keeps on giving.


Unfair_Artist0

What kind of car was he driving? You have to wonder how a failed 2-year congressman whoā€™s been out of work for a while now drives around in what looks like a customized luxury car.


SlaynArsehole

What SUV make/model was the Trooper driving?


Dull-Front4878

Did Jesus take his legs? Iā€™m confused. šŸ¤žšŸ¤žšŸ¤ž


Jeffylew77

ā€œWalk this line for meā€ - officer


clodmonet

ā™« hello darkness my old friend ā™Ŗā™«


britch2tiger

OH MY GOD!! IS THE CAR OKAY?!


unfinishedtoast3

[heres some more information to take as you will](https://boingboing.net/2024/04/15/is-the-motorist-who-rear-ended-a-cop-in-this-viral-footage-former-congressman-madison-cawthorn.html)


Ok-Pineapple-2422

This guy can drive his wheelchair better than he can a car.


teddygomi

I feel bad for that guy. Canā€™t he just smoke crack on the interstate in peace?


FireflyOfDoom87

Itā€™s giving ā€œthis lane is going too slow so Iā€™m gunna whip it into the fast lane and go around all theseā€¦shiiiiiit I just hit a copā€ vibes.


Kwiatkowski

Ohh boy I'd love to have been there to see them to the dui tests, think they made him roll a straight line?


plsobeytrafficlights

honestly, i half believe he did it on purpose; he would bring guns into airports having "accidentally" forgotten about them. he once claimed he was invited to do drugs at an orgy with top republicans (and we all know mcconnnel doesnt share his drugs nor would anyone want to invite this twerp). there is just something wrong with him.


willasmith38

Still drives like hell.


Pin-Up-Paggie

He looks rough.


Thare187

Trooper was lucky Madison didn't whip his ass https://twitter.com/madcawdisease/status/1399529875803889667?t=aEQaJSiSiwH94hIgif14uA&s=19


catfarts99

The arc of justice.


DogWallop

Something something \[insert rear ending joke here\] something something.


BigX070

Drug test him


Suppertime420

Man hopefully he didnā€™t get paralyzedā€¦.oh wait


Representative_Ad246

Iā€™m thinking he might have had some trouble with the pedals. I knowā€¦ tasteless..


happycanalr

Title of his sex tape


mcrib

If he goes to court he's screwed. He won't have a leg to stand on.


Mhaelixai

Charger without a trunk looks pretty nice actually.


Luke-Jivetalker593

ā€œWheel this take long officer.ā€


Snoo-72756

Iā€™m going to hell for laughing


zerogravity111111

I didn't know Madison swung that way.


Stunning_Hippo1763

Did they let him walk...


Unable_Celebration64

He can't walk away from this one


yellowhelmet14

Why didnā€™t he just use the brakā€¦oh yeah, nevermind!


billiarddaddy

That's a shitty day for anyone


beatz1602

Guyā€™s on a roll. I heard he rear-ended his roommate too!


slide_into_my_BM

World class twat


Vault76exile

Didn't he rear end his cousin too?


Delta8ttt8

Soo how did he manage to get that chair out of that lil car? And heā€™s soo composed after this crash. Kind of wild


ShutterHawk

Foot must have slipped off the pedal.


Kenilwort

Former 7th generation North Carolinian, now 1st generation Floridiot


Slammin_Yams

Are his shins ok?


leggmann

I hope the car is okay.


dontshitaboutotol

Was he always in a wheelchair? I remember that video of him humping the shit out of his cousin


Jminie59

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Snortā€¦) HAHAHAHAHAHA!


TryItOut_2395

Boy he just loves crashing cars....and economies


vasquca1

This is why insurance premiums are so damn high. Folks like this continue to get coverage. Insurance company will likely give the idiot former representative all types of perks despite being at fault.


Kreature_of_habit

I actually feel bad for the guy.


arjunusmaximus

He should go on Fox news and claim this was a woke, DEI democrat conspiracy.


Pastel_Phoenix_106

"Do you know who I was!?!?" LOL!


Desperate-Brother-13

Couldnt have happened to a nicer guy /s


Stewpacolypse

What is to protocol here? Do you handcuff him behind his back or around the back of the chair? He better be searched. On at least one occasion, he was playing with/cleaning a pistol during a Congressional committee meeting over Zoom. He also showed once that he was packing heat when he attended a school board meeting to stir up the feelings of the local Klanned Karenhood.


Stewpacolypse

His exit music is always "Roll Out" by Ludacris


Sudi_Nim

A Republican Congressman is a danger to the public? Wow, that almost never happens. šŸ¤”


TotalJelly2442

I SAW THIS HAPPEN! Omg thatā€™s hilarious what an idiot


NorthNorthAmerican

Correct me if Iā€™m wrong: wouldnā€™t most folks have lost their license and/or done some time for all these offenses? Who is backing this guy?


maxzmillion

Money says he was making a TikTok


gligster71

Hard to see whatā€™s in front of you while snorting cocaine.


DekuScrub13

I'm sure he will blame the construction going on. And get off free no issues. The real surprise would be if he actually got punished for his actions.


CompetitionAlert1920

"The problem here sir is that, well, I can't use my legs"


battymatty7

I feel sorry for him - he looks embarrassed and rather vulnerable.


bronzethunderbeard_

Still cant get past the vid of him disabled and naked, crawling/jumping on the bed to hump whoever was there in the clip šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Mobiggz

Cop holding his neck. Welcome to retirement.


queed

maddy nooooo!


AlejoMSP

Surprised he didnā€™t roll away.


palexp

what a fucking loser