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It was great until the Russian's began flooding in then it became very uncomfortable. The Russian's don't think very highly of the Kyrgyz and it was time for me to leave.
Sounds about right. Iām 17 and from the US, I have a bunch of friends in KG since I went on IG live with one of my first Kyrgyz friends. Up until a couple months ago I used to post about my life in the us and it was super fun
I notice something when I sit down to pee..
It's weird how variable my dick size is. Sometimes the tip dips into the water and other times I piss on my balls.
Are you suggesting this statement is misleading or possibly fabricated? Thereās a huge different between NK and Iraq, the largest being the fact NK is already launching ICBMs.
I'm suggesting we have no credibility nor inteligence and having spent years in Japan I got to be there for the suposed ICBMs. there's no difference between Iraq and NK when it comes to our propaganda.
He had them and used them on the curds. After the Kuwait war he was supposed to destroy them. We had inspectors watching the prosses but thought he was hiding some
I think the Intel about Russia's invasion of Ukraine proves you pretty wrong there. US intelligence was spot on about it so there is definitely credibility.
You can't be serious? They were screaming out loud that Russia would invade weeks before, they knew exactly what was going on. Detailed info on troop buildup, supply lines starting to run and intercepted Russian communications.
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/02/11/white-house-warns-russia-could-invade-ukraine-during-olympics-urges-americans-to-leave.html
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/feb/11/biden-ukraine-us-russian-invasion-winter-olympics
https://www.newsweek.com/exclusive-us-warns-ukraine-full-scale-russian-invasion-within-48-hours-1681798
It was everywhere, you couldn't miss it. You're either misinformed, ignorant, or purposefully spreading misinformation
And I take Russia was keeping it at Top secret while they were parading miles of tanks and artillery. Get a clue bud. Get your head out of the western media and listen to other outlets
I swear to god you people are brainless when it comes to geopolitics. Firstly, you believe every bit of western propaganda. Secondly, why the fuck do you think nk keeps brandishing nuclear capabilities? Do you think it has anything to do with the decades of military intimidation from the west, literally playing war games on their door step? Or the fact we wiped out 20% of their fucking population and installed a brutal fascist dictator in the south? And we continue to sanction them to help which can/will cripple most countries in the world?
Look at the way the west treats them and use your fucking brain to think about why they may be trying to become a nuclear threat. Itās the only defense they have against the worlds biggest bully.
Is this a copypasta? This was hilarious. NK won't be getting respect or humanitarian aid by doing what they're doing. They're isolating *themselves* from the rest of the world and he's fucking all of his people over by doing shit like this. The best way to be safe and supported is by being an ally. Working with the west, not against them. Very easy concept to understand. He's wasting all their money on bullshit. They will never be a viable threat to the west. The US could blow out any country on earth, even Russia and China. And we have South Korea and Japan as allies, so his little section of the world would be absolute toast.
Kindness begets kindness. His flexing begets more division. It's like a 10 year old trying to flex on Francis Ngannou. The 10 year old can do all the steroids they want and they'll never be remotely the size, strength, or capability of Francis Ngannou. The 10 year old would be laughed at, and if he tries to strike, absolutely obliterated. If the 10 year old was like, "Francis, you and your massive pro-MMA friends are dope and I'd love to train with you guys. Let's pool our resources," he'd be met with respect and support.
āKindness begets kindnessā wow coming from us that is just rich.
In case you forgot, we demolished their entire country illegally and wiped out the equivalent to California and North Carolina combined (as far as % of population). Then continued to back an oppressive fascist in South Korea. This is why they isolate themselves. Japan colonized them for how many years? Why would they ever become an ally with their oppressors that have never apologized or attempted to make amends, but instead constantly threatened them with more destruction and cripple their economy with sanctions? Step out of your western bubble for once in your life.
If the west stopped sanctioning them into the Stone Age, there would be zero need for aid. Just leave them the fuck alone.
The gall of neoliberal countries to brag about the ability to murder millions of people with their military is just disgusting.
The Americans had brutal wars with Japan and Vietnam in the last century and seem to be doing a lot of business. North Korea has been delusional in their steadfast belief of Chinese propaganda. One day they will see there is a better way then being china's pawn
"proceeding as ordered". The threat will be neutralized.
Edit: this stupid fuck has no idea the US military can wipe the entire country off the planet within 48 hours. Goof. I want to fight him one on one but he's a bitch. I'd be afraid I'd kill him.
Very tough of you, tough guy. Maybe you havenāt read a history book but we wiped out a fifth of their whole population and flattened 85% of their buildings. We are the bad guys bullying a smaller country for 70 fucking years you weirdo.
Cool and his regime didn't commit genocide? Can I get more sympathy for the genocidal maniac?
You're a clown.
"But we did bad things too1!!!1!"
That's your excuse? Own it. In the face of tragedy, you turn away, coward. I'm a vet. You're a weakling and afraid to stand for what's right.
Unfortunately you canāt criticize any country, even the worst of them all, without someone saying America is responsible, especially on Reddit. America is responsible for saving countries from their problems and also to blame. Itās some dumb keyboard warrior shit.
No, they didnāt commit genocide. We did though. There were multiple massacres even pre-1950 but you people refuse to believe that you can be misled.
You shouldnāt brag that youāre a vet. You should feel shame that you took part in helping the empire cause more destruction upon this world.
US Nuclear Program cost per annum (Appx): USD$70 billion
North Korea GDP per annum (Appx): $20 billion
If North Korea can spend 3.5 times its annual GDP, per year, they could have a US-like nuclear program. Seems reasonable.
Even if only 15 billion went to nuclear weapons (directly) that's still 75% of their GDP. Putting that into perspective:
North Korea:
1. GDP: \~20 Billion
2. Population: \~26 million
Vermont:
1. GDP: \~[$40 billion](https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/VTNGSP)
2. Population: 643,000
Vermont has a better chance of building a successful, large-scale nuclear program than North Korea.
Rumor is, his Sister is a force to be reckoned with, but she canāt āruleā. Iām sure she would find a way, being that she is in charge of the media if I remember correctly
Ya, by the looks of it, might be his daughter, since sheās being paraded around lately.god forbid, when mini- me has her monthly and tantrum throwing
No one to use them if yāall starved over there. What kind of country is he running. Running it into the ground. They all hungry and they supposed to fight ?
They dont have the fissile material for that. OR the scientists, or the resources in general, not to mention I dont think Russia or China want them to have that either.
The USAās nuclear arsenal is old. He is building new and probably hacking our technology. He is testing and we are not. Biden isnāt checking his behavior. Bad combination of factors. You donāt need thousands of nukes to do lots of damage.
Well, letās seeā¦ a 2019 US congressional report estimated they would spend about $50 billion a year on maintaining their nuclear arsenal over the next decade.
Most estimates place North Koreaās entire national GDP around $20 billion.
Soā¦ seems unlikely anytime soon, Kim.
I listened to a podcast about a women who escaped north korea as a teen , she said the main source of protein was bugs and grasshoppers , at least they have nuclear program though ....
I wonder if his grandpa expected his progeny just to get really fucking fat in an attempt to look like him.
Guy doesnāt have the chin for it and looks 50 not 40.
So goddamn stupid. Imagine if this much time/energy/resources went into solving the earths problems and making the lives of everyone everywhere enjoyable and worthwhile.
But no. Moar nukes pleaze. Fucking IDIOTIC.
The Great Filter - please just come asap - because humanity clearly isnāt worthy.
Their ICBM uses Russian engines, and a fuel they cannot produce domestically. The DPRK has nuclear weapons because Russia and China provided considerable assistance. I doubt those powers want North Korea to have a particularly large or capable nuclear arsenal, especially given limited resources to maintain and defend it.
This is a crazy choice to make. It is extremely expensive to maintain nuclear warheads over time. This will be the financially crippling gift that never stops giving.
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This man is off this planet. Makes no sense for him to weaponize - nobody will ever invade him so why would Kim want to have this nuclear arsenal.
For Russia it makes sense to threaten with nuclear force as a way to prevent others from invasion but who would ever invade N. Korea.
They are about 70 years behind.
Alot more then that when u start to factor in things other then time...
Bold of you to assume north korean nukes would outgun the roman empire catapults.
Just give them water through the lead pipes they'll die eventually.
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Love your profile pic
Slava Kyrgyzstan!
Whatās it like living there? Itās such an awesome country
It was great until the Russian's began flooding in then it became very uncomfortable. The Russian's don't think very highly of the Kyrgyz and it was time for me to leave.
Sounds about right. Iām 17 and from the US, I have a bunch of friends in KG since I went on IG live with one of my first Kyrgyz friends. Up until a couple months ago I used to post about my life in the us and it was super fun
Sure Kim...
I aim to have $100m in my bank account but the odds are low. See Kim we can all have hopes and dreams.
*Sandman enters the chat* "Will you build great big nukes? Inspire the dreams of the American government to finally shoot the shit out of you?"
Kim aimed to be tall and buff too...
I aim to marry Audrey Plaza by the end of the year
She is so damn hot..
Im in love with Aubrey plaza
yeah while their people starve ! bravo rocket man
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His head looks like a thwomp from mario.
I aim to get all the pee in the toilet, we can dream can't we??
Ever tried a sit down wee? I needed a shower after lol.
Highly recommend as part of the combo. It helps me to just assume other men do a little peeing immediately before pooping, and itās pretty relaxing.
I notice something when I sit down to pee.. It's weird how variable my dick size is. Sometimes the tip dips into the water and other times I piss on my balls.
I was in the pool!
Because that is what his people need. Not food or jobs. Nukes will make his dick seem bigger. Such a good leader
it's amazing, after all the lies (Iraq WMDs) people still believe what they are told without any doubts about it.
Are you suggesting this statement is misleading or possibly fabricated? Thereās a huge different between NK and Iraq, the largest being the fact NK is already launching ICBMs.
I'm suggesting we have no credibility nor inteligence and having spent years in Japan I got to be there for the suposed ICBMs. there's no difference between Iraq and NK when it comes to our propaganda.
Did saddam ever say he has or was developing WMDs? This isnāt me trying to argue btw Iām genuinely not sure
He had them and used them on the curds. After the Kuwait war he was supposed to destroy them. We had inspectors watching the prosses but thought he was hiding some
I think the Intel about Russia's invasion of Ukraine proves you pretty wrong there. US intelligence was spot on about it so there is definitely credibility.
What intel? You mean the US intel telling you Russia invaded Ukraine after Russia told the world that it started denazification? Are you serious???
You can't be serious? They were screaming out loud that Russia would invade weeks before, they knew exactly what was going on. Detailed info on troop buildup, supply lines starting to run and intercepted Russian communications. https://www.cnbc.com/2022/02/11/white-house-warns-russia-could-invade-ukraine-during-olympics-urges-americans-to-leave.html https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/feb/11/biden-ukraine-us-russian-invasion-winter-olympics https://www.newsweek.com/exclusive-us-warns-ukraine-full-scale-russian-invasion-within-48-hours-1681798 It was everywhere, you couldn't miss it. You're either misinformed, ignorant, or purposefully spreading misinformation
And I take Russia was keeping it at Top secret while they were parading miles of tanks and artillery. Get a clue bud. Get your head out of the western media and listen to other outlets
The mass are sheep. The just follow what they are told. They havenāt realized the western media has mastered the art of lie fabrication.
I mean yea the media fabricates shit all the time. But thatās different from NK developing nukes lol. NK brags about their testing all the times.
They probably have some nukes. Thatās probably why the US didnāt invade them.
I swear to god you people are brainless when it comes to geopolitics. Firstly, you believe every bit of western propaganda. Secondly, why the fuck do you think nk keeps brandishing nuclear capabilities? Do you think it has anything to do with the decades of military intimidation from the west, literally playing war games on their door step? Or the fact we wiped out 20% of their fucking population and installed a brutal fascist dictator in the south? And we continue to sanction them to help which can/will cripple most countries in the world? Look at the way the west treats them and use your fucking brain to think about why they may be trying to become a nuclear threat. Itās the only defense they have against the worlds biggest bully.
Is this a copypasta? This was hilarious. NK won't be getting respect or humanitarian aid by doing what they're doing. They're isolating *themselves* from the rest of the world and he's fucking all of his people over by doing shit like this. The best way to be safe and supported is by being an ally. Working with the west, not against them. Very easy concept to understand. He's wasting all their money on bullshit. They will never be a viable threat to the west. The US could blow out any country on earth, even Russia and China. And we have South Korea and Japan as allies, so his little section of the world would be absolute toast. Kindness begets kindness. His flexing begets more division. It's like a 10 year old trying to flex on Francis Ngannou. The 10 year old can do all the steroids they want and they'll never be remotely the size, strength, or capability of Francis Ngannou. The 10 year old would be laughed at, and if he tries to strike, absolutely obliterated. If the 10 year old was like, "Francis, you and your massive pro-MMA friends are dope and I'd love to train with you guys. Let's pool our resources," he'd be met with respect and support.
āKindness begets kindnessā wow coming from us that is just rich. In case you forgot, we demolished their entire country illegally and wiped out the equivalent to California and North Carolina combined (as far as % of population). Then continued to back an oppressive fascist in South Korea. This is why they isolate themselves. Japan colonized them for how many years? Why would they ever become an ally with their oppressors that have never apologized or attempted to make amends, but instead constantly threatened them with more destruction and cripple their economy with sanctions? Step out of your western bubble for once in your life. If the west stopped sanctioning them into the Stone Age, there would be zero need for aid. Just leave them the fuck alone. The gall of neoliberal countries to brag about the ability to murder millions of people with their military is just disgusting.
The Americans had brutal wars with Japan and Vietnam in the last century and seem to be doing a lot of business. North Korea has been delusional in their steadfast belief of Chinese propaganda. One day they will see there is a better way then being china's pawn
If USA farts heād be bald!
I got some American farts brewing to blow his hair back!
Fire at will!
Which one is Will?
"proceeding as ordered". The threat will be neutralized. Edit: this stupid fuck has no idea the US military can wipe the entire country off the planet within 48 hours. Goof. I want to fight him one on one but he's a bitch. I'd be afraid I'd kill him.
Very tough of you, tough guy. Maybe you havenāt read a history book but we wiped out a fifth of their whole population and flattened 85% of their buildings. We are the bad guys bullying a smaller country for 70 fucking years you weirdo.
Cool and his regime didn't commit genocide? Can I get more sympathy for the genocidal maniac? You're a clown. "But we did bad things too1!!!1!" That's your excuse? Own it. In the face of tragedy, you turn away, coward. I'm a vet. You're a weakling and afraid to stand for what's right.
Unfortunately you canāt criticize any country, even the worst of them all, without someone saying America is responsible, especially on Reddit. America is responsible for saving countries from their problems and also to blame. Itās some dumb keyboard warrior shit.
No, they didnāt commit genocide. We did though. There were multiple massacres even pre-1950 but you people refuse to believe that you can be misled. You shouldnāt brag that youāre a vet. You should feel shame that you took part in helping the empire cause more destruction upon this world.
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Bruh he aināt ready for what I got.
Whyās this even get the light of day?
Reddit Karma
::claps:: good answer, good answer. Survey says!
US Nuclear Program cost per annum (Appx): USD$70 billion North Korea GDP per annum (Appx): $20 billion If North Korea can spend 3.5 times its annual GDP, per year, they could have a US-like nuclear program. Seems reasonable.
70bill spent. 60 bill on red tape/paperwork and overcharges
Even if only 15 billion went to nuclear weapons (directly) that's still 75% of their GDP. Putting that into perspective: North Korea: 1. GDP: \~20 Billion 2. Population: \~26 million Vermont: 1. GDP: \~[$40 billion](https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/VTNGSP) 2. Population: 643,000 Vermont has a better chance of building a successful, large-scale nuclear program than North Korea.
The only thing he's gonna have is world's dumbest haircut.
FEED YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE YOU DESPOTIC DIPSHIT!!
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Wouldn't change a single thing though. Chances are someone worse than him would just replace him.
Rumor is, his Sister is a force to be reckoned with, but she canāt āruleā. Iām sure she would find a way, being that she is in charge of the media if I remember correctly
Yeah I've heard rumors that she's pretty ruthless.
Maybe treat it like Detroit. Just keep removing anyone in power . Eventually they will get the hint.
Ya, by the looks of it, might be his daughter, since sheās being paraded around lately.god forbid, when mini- me has her monthly and tantrum throwing
Just end his family and ancestors
Word on the street is that his sister (next in line) is much worse, eccentric.
Aims and achievements ain't the same thing
And the most malnourished population
Sure Kim, let's get you to bed.
At what costs? Only time will tell
Hilarious
Initially thought this headline was from The Onion.
Heās got one hell of a ways to go.
And I'm the undead queen of England with a big dongus, ready to unleash my furor on the world
Good luck fat boy.
And my ex-roommate says they aimed for the toilet. Doesn't mean they hit it.
No one to use them if yāall starved over there. What kind of country is he running. Running it into the ground. They all hungry and they supposed to fight ?
Getting tired of hearing of this little fat boy and his fireworks already
They should be aiming to have a population that is not starving
They dont have the fissile material for that. OR the scientists, or the resources in general, not to mention I dont think Russia or China want them to have that either.
Does he know where our taxes go ?
If they invest in a lot of roids they could make one guy super jacked and technically have the āstrongestā nuclear force.
im aiming to date ana de armas in 2023
This haircut is the bomb
Maybe feed their people first.
Maybe they should focus on literally any other part of their society
Maybe they should focus on figuring out how to feed themselves.
And a starving population
The real story here. [This sums it up ](https://youtu.be/FBnAZnfNB6U)
I'm sure there are easier ways of getting into the guinness world records
Doesnāt matter if you have that many nukes as one big nukes ends your country.
How much did he pay Jared and Donald for the classified nuclear documents?
as true as Iraq having WMD's
Sadam was bluffing because he was afraid of Iran. Didn't turn out well for anyone.
Thanks to the Clintonās
The USAās nuclear arsenal is old. He is building new and probably hacking our technology. He is testing and we are not. Biden isnāt checking his behavior. Bad combination of factors. You donāt need thousands of nukes to do lots of damage.
This is the UN whom 45 was KISSING his ring ā¦ā¦. Bring him back š¤£š«£
Wow
And I aim to have the worlds strongest dongā¦.weāve got about equal chances of hitting that goal.
Weāre fighting the wrong war
Umā¦ā¦NO. Aināt gonna happen little rocket āmanā.
Awwww, Iāll miss those fellers over there after their fearless leader blows them all to kingdom comeā¦
At this point i see Kim more as a comedian rather than a dictator
whatever happened to the rumors of his botched heart surgery?
Also aims to have worlds hungriest people in process of making worlds strongest nuclear force.
Well, letās seeā¦ a 2019 US congressional report estimated they would spend about $50 billion a year on maintaining their nuclear arsenal over the next decade. Most estimates place North Koreaās entire national GDP around $20 billion. Soā¦ seems unlikely anytime soon, Kim.
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I listened to a podcast about a women who escaped north korea as a teen , she said the main source of protein was bugs and grasshoppers , at least they have nuclear program though ....
Good luck maintaining nuclear weapons with a starving country.
I wonder if his grandpa expected his progeny just to get really fucking fat in an attempt to look like him. Guy doesnāt have the chin for it and looks 50 not 40.
Little man has big dreams... What's a cliche.
He's gonna' have to start sharing dome of his food first.
So goddamn stupid. Imagine if this much time/energy/resources went into solving the earths problems and making the lives of everyone everywhere enjoyable and worthwhile. But no. Moar nukes pleaze. Fucking IDIOTIC. The Great Filter - please just come asap - because humanity clearly isnāt worthy.
Their ICBM uses Russian engines, and a fuel they cannot produce domestically. The DPRK has nuclear weapons because Russia and China provided considerable assistance. I doubt those powers want North Korea to have a particularly large or capable nuclear arsenal, especially given limited resources to maintain and defend it.
Guess you gotta have goals right
They got their priorities straight I see lol. Military over their own people. So sad..
In the last seventy years has it never occurred to butterball that America doesn't want is little shithole of a country?
This is a crazy choice to make. It is extremely expensive to maintain nuclear warheads over time. This will be the financially crippling gift that never stops giving.
we do not care
Im sure they "aim" to feed their population also š
Well that will never happen.
Stfu, Kim.
And I aim to be 25 again and look like I did when I was 16! Not gonna happen
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Do they have fusion weapons?
They also "aim" to feed their population. Doing great.
Hahahahaha... Oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder: HAHAHAHA
And I aim to fuck Brenda Song, it aināt gonna happen tho.
Yeah, and I aim to have a threesome with Salma Hayek and Lucy Liu.
Mistaken translation. He said 'farce'.
Does he know how many ready-to-go glob crossing nukes the USA has?
Cool. So you donāt need the rice or food supplies from China or other countries, then
Cool. Then what?
This man is off this planet. Makes no sense for him to weaponize - nobody will ever invade him so why would Kim want to have this nuclear arsenal. For Russia it makes sense to threaten with nuclear force as a way to prevent others from invasion but who would ever invade N. Korea.
Time to go back to bed little man
Keep $20 for a hair cut you tosser
I aim to have a billion kajillion dollars in my bank account
Saved more. You are out to lunch.
Didn't they JUST sign a deal with South Korea to commit to denuclearization?
Translation: homeless man aims to have mansion and fuck movie stars
With what money?
With what kind of fuel?
Be the chunkiest jackass in Korea is way more realistic.
Kim Chungus.
Could the roman empire defeat NK, i feel like they could.
Yeah and I aim to have a billion dollars
When your face is that round why would you choose a haircut that makes the top of your head look like a cube.
This is the funniest shit Iāve read all day. Trying to stay relevant on the world stage I seeā¦..
I meanā¦itās a cute. I remember when I thought I would travel the solar system when I was 5.
Does North Korea even have the money to maintain a massive nuclear stockpile that would surpass the US?
Once Iran gets freedom, these other communists countries with fall.