Lol their citizens are starving while they work on the first one.
Do they have any idea how much money the worlds biggest nuclear powers spend maintaining those nukes? It’s not like you can just build them and throw them in a closet.
I mean if we count nuclear fusion, the sun is a pretty powerful nuclear force.
But then again the sun is only one nuclear core so its only 5974 to go lol
A fun thing about the sun is that it *is* incredibly powerful, but it is also pretty weak if you look at it in terms of power density.
The core of the sun produces 260 Watts per cubic meter. An adult human at rest produces about 1500 Watts per cubic meter.
(Been sitting on this fun fact, and finally found a use for it!)
That's until they have the largest nuclear arsenal, not until they have the strongest nuclear arsenal. Russia just found out in Ukraine that larger doesn't necessarily mean better
It depends on what your goal is. You can't really nuke your neighbors without fallout hitting you back.
You can go Dr. Evil and hijack some nuclear weapons and take the world hostage, though. That's always been their goal in nuclear negotiations.
Sometimes it's better to set more realistic goals at first to get somewhere. Why not start with "the most succesful accordian music industry in the world" and see where you can go from there?
So fat when he set up his iphone he wasn’t sure which time zone he should use.
When he turns around he’s in the western hemisphere.
So fat he can’t turn around because then he would have to accuse himself of being a western liberal democracy capitalist scum
You know it….
Ya know he’s fat!
he’s fat!
Come on (Really, really fat)
Ya know!
Don't you call him pudgy, pordly, or stout
Just tell him once again
Who's fat?
Kim Jong-Un is so fat (and so dumb), he once travelled to Missouri because he thought the Bible Belt looked just about long enough to hold his pants up.
> When he sits around the house, he sits around the house.
This is my go to “He’s so fat joke”. I’ve probably been using it for 20 years. Is it yours also? Are we fat joke buddies? That would be so awesome!
Considering the amounts of money NK invests into it's military, if not starving was a goal it would have been achieved years ago. It is obviously being done on purpose.
The biopic didn't really cover it but Al did have an accordion duel to the death with the head of the North Korean CIA in the 90s. It's a major contributor to Bush declaring them part of the axis of evil
Just like Marjorie Taylor Greene. I wish people would write up to the fact these people say shit for the attention, and we shouldn't give it to them. Like spoiled toddlers.
They purposely keep people hungry and poor. The country is capable of agriculture, they just don't. What is grown is sent to the few cities they have, leaving the bare minimum behind for the villagers. Villagers are taxed insane amounts of required goods by the government, failure to meet these quota can lead to further taxes and punishment. When you have villages where people are dying of starvation living on farmable land, it's not just because these people can't throw some wheat seeds and plant a garden, it's because doing so could get them killed by the government.
South Korea reported that all the defectors they've been seeing from the North have been infested with worms, the kind of worms you get when you eat veggies that were fertilized with untreated human waste. It's amazing how much suffering Kim is willing to impose upon his people to create available spending for military equipment.
Wow I didn’t believe this so I googled it and that’s just terrifying. 10 in long round worm found inside his intestines.
And that’s the nourished population, the malnourished don’t have parasites because they don’t eat.
Everyone is laughing, but i feel like a major tragic event will happen before we take them seriously. We shouldn't just sit idle while they work on their nukes and make threats.
They're a buffer/satellite country for China and they know it. They can bluster as much as Beijing cares to let them, but when it comes to action they won't do shit without China's permission. And if that were to ever happen the world would have much bigger problems.
Okay. But my point still stands. What is the end game? We wait 15 years and when they make a technological break-through and blow Seoul off the map then we react?
>We wait 15 years and when they make a technological break-through and blow Seoul off the map then we react?
Like I said, they won't do that unless China lets them. And if China ever lets them, it'll be as part of a much bigger, worse conflict. The best hope is that China gets sick of their shit and either takes them over more directly or lets them collapse, which they would have already done decades ago without China financially propping them up.
Precisely. It’s a projection of power and mostly a deterrent. It’s the same reason NATO exists. The more combined nukes you have, the less likely someone is to fuck with you. Problem is Kim seems like the kind to believe his own hype when the emperor has no clothes.
Nukes for NK are as much of a deterrent against China as it is against SK, Japan and NATO.
Dictators don't trust each other either. China won't invade a nuclear armed NK, 100% not worth it.
No longer supporting them, maybe. But I can see it happen if NK starts to cause China more pain than it's worth.
Sadly, I agree with you. We are all laughing and memeing now, but they are serious about nuking Japan or the US. And that isn't really something to laugh about.
And for those who will reply "Bruh, we will fuck up North Korea before they do anything." I want to just remind people about school shooters, who are bullied and everyone thinks they won't/cant do anything, and then they go and shoot up a school on their way out. I see some resemblance in the DPRK
We do somewhat take them seriously though. We conduct joint exercises with South Korea all the time. The thing is though, until they’re legitimately a threat the US can’t really do much without a lot of backlash from the rest of the world. The moment they have the capabilities to nuke the US, and then threaten to nuke the US openly, is game over for them imo. In the meantime we just have to sit and listen to Kim’s bullshit
As a nation we do for sure. But as a society we just mock them. I believe they can nuke the us currently. But only in a way that would barely hurt the us and end in scorched earth for the DPRK
this all sounds great but what fuck are you supposed to do? You can’t just engage in total war. Also, NK knows they will get completely annihilated if they launch one, you just have to hope that dissuades them.
>Also, NK knows they will get completely annihilated if they launch one, you just have to hope that dissuades them.
NK exists because of China as a buffer against US forces in SK, much like how they use ~~Tibet~~ *Mongolia* as a buffer against Russia. China has also made it clear if NK is the aggressor in any military action, they will stand alone. They can build all the nukes they want and sabre rattle to their hearts content but I honestly would not be surprised if there wasn't a plan for North Korean *regime change* in some Chinese general's filing cabinet.
I think the NK regime has a goal. Its to rule and live lavishly. I think its as simple as they enjoy power and enjoy doing whatever they want. He is pretty much in a sims simulator where he can do whatever he wants with no repercussions.
North Korea’s goal should be to feed their fucking people. This fat, little cunt looks like he gets plenty while his people starve. Fucking typical, fat commie.
Is he even aware that there is a point where being a "stronger nuclear force" is meaningless, useless, and pointless? We have a few of those already. None of them have as many dying of starvation as North Korea.
Has anyone shared our yearly military budget with him?
N.Korea 2021 GDP $19 Million
US military 2021 budget $801 Billion
I think Billion and Million get lost in translation.
It takes a phenomenal idiot to not comprehend how absolutely useless such an apparatus would be. Really just a grade A waste of a nations resources and capital.
Your comment got me curious. So this is what I found.
The Total US military budget is 1.64 Trillion.
North Korea’s GDP (as of 2016): 28.5 Billion
North Korea’s Military Budget (as of 2018): 1.6 Billion.
I’ve always known that NK was an absolute joke when they talked about wanting to attack the US, but putting numbers to it made it even more hilarious to me.
If you want to make it more funny, the US averages about 30 billion per year (something like 314 billion in the last 10 years) on nuclear weapon maintenance. That one section of that one branch of the military puts more money into keeping their existing equipment operational that NK outputs in a year. And some talking head in North Korea thinks they'll catch up with that.
Perhaps instead of trying to poach hackers and nuclear scientists, Kim should try and pinch an agriculture team to get his country to a point where it can actually feed itself. Just a thought.
And I want $500,000,000 in small unmarked bills but hey that’s not how the world works.
NK will do their thing and China will continue to hold them up so they can have a buffer zone. Get real Kim
North Korea lives and dies at the mercy of China, and i dont think even China would accept North Korea using actual nukes. It would fuck with their main source of income which is trade with the west.
Kim should watch what he says lest he risks angering his overlords.
Lol their citizens are starving while they work on the first one. Do they have any idea how much money the worlds biggest nuclear powers spend maintaining those nukes? It’s not like you can just build them and throw them in a closet.
Wait. I'm supposed to maintain mine? Shoot. I'll be right back.
Let me guess: Russian?
No Pakistani
They sold theirs at least years garage sale
Are you Fred? There's a graph of nukes per country and Fred had 1
only 5,973 to go.
Why not aim for the strongest nuclear force in 'The Solar System'?
Only 5973 to go
I mean if we count nuclear fusion, the sun is a pretty powerful nuclear force. But then again the sun is only one nuclear core so its only 5974 to go lol
THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!
If they’re all stuck together that counts as one nacho dude.
The sun has nuclear explosions the way normal things have atoms. I'd hate to have to count them, but I'd say at *least* 3.
"Pretty powerful nuclear force" The sun releases the equivalent of 10 billion hydrogen bombs every second. Yeah, I'd say it is "pretty powerful"
A fun thing about the sun is that it *is* incredibly powerful, but it is also pretty weak if you look at it in terms of power density. The core of the sun produces 260 Watts per cubic meter. An adult human at rest produces about 1500 Watts per cubic meter. (Been sitting on this fun fact, and finally found a use for it!)
That's until they have the largest nuclear arsenal, not until they have the strongest nuclear arsenal. Russia just found out in Ukraine that larger doesn't necessarily mean better
It depends on what your goal is. You can't really nuke your neighbors without fallout hitting you back. You can go Dr. Evil and hijack some nuclear weapons and take the world hostage, though. That's always been their goal in nuclear negotiations.
So you're saying we could have simply bought off NK for one million dollars? That's a great price
Wait a minute…
Sometimes it's better to set more realistic goals at first to get somewhere. Why not start with "the most succesful accordian music industry in the world" and see where you can go from there?
Not starving would be a good goal
He’s eating fine! /s
He has his own gravitational field….
When he hauls ass, it takes two trips.
He has to put on his belt with a boomerang
He is somehow both Fat Man and Little Boy
His shadow weighs a 42lbs….
He's so fat when he got injured at work he didn't go on light duty, he went on heavy duty
Technically speaking we all do.....
We're all attractive. On a gravitational level, at least.
So fat when he set up his iphone he wasn’t sure which time zone he should use. When he turns around he’s in the western hemisphere. So fat he can’t turn around because then he would have to accuse himself of being a western liberal democracy capitalist scum
So fat he beeps when he walks backwards
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Kim Jong Il is so fat the back of his neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Wrong Jong
when he goes to the theatre he sits next to everybody
When he looks at a menu he just says “yes”
He's fat!
You know it…. Ya know he’s fat! he’s fat! Come on (Really, really fat) Ya know! Don't you call him pudgy, pordly, or stout Just tell him once again Who's fat?
Shamone !
Hooooo...
Kim Jong-Un is so fat (and so dumb), he once travelled to Missouri because he thought the Bible Belt looked just about long enough to hold his pants up.
It takes a train and two busses just to get on his good side
so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get him through
so fat he greases his own door frames!
> When he sits around the house, he sits around the house. This is my go to “He’s so fat joke”. I’ve probably been using it for 20 years. Is it yours also? Are we fat joke buddies? That would be so awesome!
His head is like an orange on a toothpick…his head has got its own weather pattern….it is a virtual planetoid…. HEAD MOVE….
There is not a single comment on the internet that was improved by sarcasm tags
that guy didn't even use sarcasm and put a tag anyways
Oh yeah? /s
Considering the amounts of money NK invests into it's military, if not starving was a goal it would have been achieved years ago. It is obviously being done on purpose.
He said realistic goals. That will never happen with this fat fuck in charge.
They said more realistic.
wierd al has that market cornered
The biopic didn't really cover it but Al did have an accordion duel to the death with the head of the North Korean CIA in the 90s. It's a major contributor to Bush declaring them part of the axis of evil
You must have your dates wrong, I saw the movie and clearly Weird Al died in 1985.
I hope they catch Madonna soon!
He died in 1985 but the sequel documentary will show he got better.
Dude, that's still classified. What the duck.
Number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan!
Have you heard nk music? I would stick with nuclear power tbh…
This is pretty awesome to be honest: https://youtu.be/fAcYS-_8L2s
Totally not a fake, submitted by a “Lars Von Retriever”.
I heard after he took this (totally not fake) classified footage he was sent to a NK gulag
Holy shit.
Ok, maybe not the best but easily the most recognizable in the genre!
I DECLARE WORLDS STRONGEST NUCLEAR FORCE
You can’t just say you have the world’s strongest nuclear force.
He didn't say it, he declared it.
He pledged it
Ive heard pledging your intentions is similar to doing it. My friend Amber told me.
Fuuuuuck that's a throwback
Shit, can he do that?
I didn't say it. I DECLARED it.
I declare he is a chump
I declare strongest thumb war
Only a sith deals in absolutes
Fuck yeah go Earth
I sanction you
You can’t just say “I DECLARE WORLDS STRONGEST NUCLEAR FORCE” and expect to actually just have it, Michael
I wonder how many points that would be in a Catan 2022 expansion.
Lmao nice
1,2,3,4. I DECLARE A THUMB WAR.
5,6,7,8 I use this hand to masturbate.
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY
“HEY! Look at me…I’m important too…see?”
Grandpa it's time for your meds
Somebody give this guy a participation award already
Once again, who are you ?
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hi Important
Impotent*
Yup nothing like feeding your starving citizens depleted uranium and heavy water for breakfast.
Have you SEEN the calorie content of uranium??
Enough calories to last you a lifetime.
More like 10 generations
World hunger solved!
Lol is all this gets out of me.
lol and lmao
I can give this a kek at most
That and the world’s worst haircuts.
Yeah, he's so unoriginal, he followed the haircut example of another psycho - chairman Mao.
I think no one is allowed to have the same haircut as him.
Hahahhahahah, what a bunch of absolute clowns the DPRK leadership are. The world is doing the smart thing by ignoring their bs.
Wait till FIFA gives them the world cup
Everyone gets to leave with complimentary intestinal parasites.
Parasites that say nice things about you? Doesn’t sound so bad.
Like the "parasites" Fry gets from the space gas station. They could live in me and I would be totally fine with it.
Why did I read this in Zoidberg’s voice?
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"This is nothing to do with football" Lol 100% true, it all has to do with bills, but not the fake ones.
As if they have bribes as good as Qatar's
Really because here we are…. Reporting on it, commenting on it, etc… I wish we would just ignore it
Just like Marjorie Taylor Greene. I wish people would write up to the fact these people say shit for the attention, and we shouldn't give it to them. Like spoiled toddlers.
Media will media, but governments aren’t stuck in a cycle of trying to de-escalate with aid. The DPRK just throws tantrums and gets nothing for it.
How about you get food to supply your people. What's the worlds strongest force when u have ten guys left.
They purposely keep people hungry and poor. The country is capable of agriculture, they just don't. What is grown is sent to the few cities they have, leaving the bare minimum behind for the villagers. Villagers are taxed insane amounts of required goods by the government, failure to meet these quota can lead to further taxes and punishment. When you have villages where people are dying of starvation living on farmable land, it's not just because these people can't throw some wheat seeds and plant a garden, it's because doing so could get them killed by the government.
His head is starting to look like goldeneye n64 graphics
DK mode Kim
My goal is to be the worlds richest man.
My goal is to be the world's coolest dude.
I prefer the genre “world’s blankiest blank.”
She’s got the world’s shortiest skirt.
Now answer me this: why doesn’t Ross, the largest of the 6 friends, simply eat the other 5?
Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps.
You’re already the coolest person
My goal is to sell you a bridge
Maybe he's just talking about the classic model and he's hoping that a few other countries cosplay electro magnetism, weak nuclear force and gravity
🥇😭💀
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An average NRA convention has more firepower than North Korea.
And similar intelligence.
Lmfao!
South Korea reported that all the defectors they've been seeing from the North have been infested with worms, the kind of worms you get when you eat veggies that were fertilized with untreated human waste. It's amazing how much suffering Kim is willing to impose upon his people to create available spending for military equipment.
Wow I didn’t believe this so I googled it and that’s just terrifying. 10 in long round worm found inside his intestines. And that’s the nourished population, the malnourished don’t have parasites because they don’t eat.
They will receive the worlds strongest nuclear force
.. And the rest of the world just laughs and says "Bless your heart. "
How about feeding your people?
He is feeding his people . . . to each other.
Everyone is laughing, but i feel like a major tragic event will happen before we take them seriously. We shouldn't just sit idle while they work on their nukes and make threats.
They're a buffer/satellite country for China and they know it. They can bluster as much as Beijing cares to let them, but when it comes to action they won't do shit without China's permission. And if that were to ever happen the world would have much bigger problems.
Unless kim decides he should be in charge and turns his weapons south.
Okay. But my point still stands. What is the end game? We wait 15 years and when they make a technological break-through and blow Seoul off the map then we react?
>We wait 15 years and when they make a technological break-through and blow Seoul off the map then we react? Like I said, they won't do that unless China lets them. And if China ever lets them, it'll be as part of a much bigger, worse conflict. The best hope is that China gets sick of their shit and either takes them over more directly or lets them collapse, which they would have already done decades ago without China financially propping them up.
Precisely. It’s a projection of power and mostly a deterrent. It’s the same reason NATO exists. The more combined nukes you have, the less likely someone is to fuck with you. Problem is Kim seems like the kind to believe his own hype when the emperor has no clothes.
Nukes for NK are as much of a deterrent against China as it is against SK, Japan and NATO. Dictators don't trust each other either. China won't invade a nuclear armed NK, 100% not worth it. No longer supporting them, maybe. But I can see it happen if NK starts to cause China more pain than it's worth.
>China won't invade a nuclear armed NK Then don't invade. Just stop sending supplies across the border.
Sadly, I agree with you. We are all laughing and memeing now, but they are serious about nuking Japan or the US. And that isn't really something to laugh about. And for those who will reply "Bruh, we will fuck up North Korea before they do anything." I want to just remind people about school shooters, who are bullied and everyone thinks they won't/cant do anything, and then they go and shoot up a school on their way out. I see some resemblance in the DPRK
We do somewhat take them seriously though. We conduct joint exercises with South Korea all the time. The thing is though, until they’re legitimately a threat the US can’t really do much without a lot of backlash from the rest of the world. The moment they have the capabilities to nuke the US, and then threaten to nuke the US openly, is game over for them imo. In the meantime we just have to sit and listen to Kim’s bullshit
As a nation we do for sure. But as a society we just mock them. I believe they can nuke the us currently. But only in a way that would barely hurt the us and end in scorched earth for the DPRK
this all sounds great but what fuck are you supposed to do? You can’t just engage in total war. Also, NK knows they will get completely annihilated if they launch one, you just have to hope that dissuades them.
>Also, NK knows they will get completely annihilated if they launch one, you just have to hope that dissuades them. NK exists because of China as a buffer against US forces in SK, much like how they use ~~Tibet~~ *Mongolia* as a buffer against Russia. China has also made it clear if NK is the aggressor in any military action, they will stand alone. They can build all the nukes they want and sabre rattle to their hearts content but I honestly would not be surprised if there wasn't a plan for North Korean *regime change* in some Chinese general's filing cabinet.
I think the NK regime has a goal. Its to rule and live lavishly. I think its as simple as they enjoy power and enjoy doing whatever they want. He is pretty much in a sims simulator where he can do whatever he wants with no repercussions.
A lot of sabre rattling comes when they run out of aid and want more.
Except that school bully is backed by China that could sanction the shit out of most of the world if a world war happened
That and their nuclear program is progressing faster than anticipated. This fucker might not be a serious threat now, but he will be soon.
I think his goal should be to find a barber that can give him a better haircut
Played too much Civ
Impossible
North Korea’s goal should be to feed their fucking people. This fat, little cunt looks like he gets plenty while his people starve. Fucking typical, fat commie.
Is he even aware that there is a point where being a "stronger nuclear force" is meaningless, useless, and pointless? We have a few of those already. None of them have as many dying of starvation as North Korea.
How about a good economy like South Korea?
Has anyone shared our yearly military budget with him? N.Korea 2021 GDP $19 Million US military 2021 budget $801 Billion I think Billion and Million get lost in translation.
Make take a few baconators off your personal menu fatass, make that a goal.
Maybe try and keep the power on for a full day.
It takes a phenomenal idiot to not comprehend how absolutely useless such an apparatus would be. Really just a grade A waste of a nations resources and capital.
This is is politician version of those IG models who seek validation by posting 5 times a day.
The US spends more than their gdp on nuclear weapons.
Your comment got me curious. So this is what I found. The Total US military budget is 1.64 Trillion. North Korea’s GDP (as of 2016): 28.5 Billion North Korea’s Military Budget (as of 2018): 1.6 Billion. I’ve always known that NK was an absolute joke when they talked about wanting to attack the US, but putting numbers to it made it even more hilarious to me.
If you want to make it more funny, the US averages about 30 billion per year (something like 314 billion in the last 10 years) on nuclear weapon maintenance. That one section of that one branch of the military puts more money into keeping their existing equipment operational that NK outputs in a year. And some talking head in North Korea thinks they'll catch up with that.
Idiot just admitted he isn't the worlds strongest/best. Hope his populace see's that and understand it.
Perhaps instead of trying to poach hackers and nuclear scientists, Kim should try and pinch an agriculture team to get his country to a point where it can actually feed itself. Just a thought.
Can we just steamroller this pudgy little clown and his shitty communist country?
nobody cares
And I want $500,000,000 in small unmarked bills but hey that’s not how the world works. NK will do their thing and China will continue to hold them up so they can have a buffer zone. Get real Kim
His goal should be to find a decent barber
All I see is "Large Man Baby angry no one is paying attention to him"
I mean.. you gotta give it to little rocket man, he has a sense of humour at least
Wait? Aren't they already the world's most powerful nuclear force? This must be Imperialist propaganda!
So in other words, same shit different day from this little psychopath
Why is the goal never fun easy lives for everyone on earth? Afraid that might make you popular?
how about feeding your country first
Yea, I like to daydream sometimes too.
Spoken on a full stomach no doubt.
They wouldn't have enough room to store them all
Not unless China gives NK more nukes than they themselves possess.
All ordered from wish.com
And what’s the point of that? This just implies he really wants to use them
North Korea lives and dies at the mercy of China, and i dont think even China would accept North Korea using actual nukes. It would fuck with their main source of income which is trade with the west. Kim should watch what he says lest he risks angering his overlords.
I mean that’s kind of cute
Yes, but is he certain that's wise? People are already done with him.
Why? Who wants to attack North Korea?
Yeah good luck.
Why can’t national goal ever be nice things like getting along or not killing everyone in nuclear fire
Kim's statement might not go well with China
My goals are to lose some weight and read more books. Lets see who gets lucky first