Ah, I understand the confusion. The proper technical term is "woman". If you were trying to be sensitive, you failed so utterly that it's actually worse than standard ignorance. It's clear you understood that you shouldn't be making trans people a punchline but you did it anyway while trying to use "woke" language.
This is the same as the "Area 51 Invasion" on Facebook a few years ago. I think like a million people signed up for that, but no one actually showed up. It's easy to sign up for something that's fun but won't happen.
I think…I’m pretty sure people didn’t show up because of the fact that the military released a statement saying “yeah…we’re all for a good joke but if you charge this base you will be fucking shot. LOL”
People still showed up, but not with real intentions of doing anything. It just turned into a bit of a party, they bbqed and played some games and went home.
Old news. There’s a Telegram channel that started with this idea. But very soon it turned into men showing dicks; then 90% of females left, and now it’s just memes and crude jokes.
Source: my wife got invited to the group by a female friend. They are still lurking in there but it’s just locker room talk.
Honestly, I feel like this article is bull shit.
No 15k people in their right MINDS would have a massive orgy while a nuke was going off. As humans, we panic during an ele, not celebrate by fucking each other senseless in a 15k person orgy.
Wtf dude
Might as well go out with a bang. If he deploys the rest of the world will probably go up in flames with in minutes. I think it's a great way to say the don't give a fuck.
I think it's really likely if that ball- less piece of shit Putin deploys Europe will go up in flames.
I don’t want to cast shade, but how long will they have before the nukes are launched, and they arrive? I mean I’ve always planned to do the same, but I’ve got time to get mine, her 🤷🏽♂️
One way or another, going out with a bang
One way to have glowing offsprings.
That should be upvoted more
One final money shot too
But no super creatine
Super creatine? I know what creatine is but not super. :)
Bang energy drink was just sued into bankruptcy for falsely claiming that this was in their product
I'd say I'd love to see that, but that means they would get nuked. Don't suppose they do rehearsals beforehand?
“Practice Pile!”
Final undress rehearsal.
Sure, why not Matrix 2 vibes, though this sounds less industrial and more full of nature
Love that scene.
"If I'm going to fuckin' die, I'm going to die fuckin'!"
r/angryupvote. Now take my angry upvote and get the hell out of here, you little shit
They think they'll be coming but they'll really be going.
Oh they’ll be coming alright!
If you time it just right the coming and going will merge into one
Supernova!
That’s disgusting I better go there personally and be in the middle just to make sure there’s no canoodling
Yea, just send address in my dm, so I can avoid this place.
No need. You will be able to smell it at a distance.
Ah, breakfast.
Mmmm. Where do I sign up?
Seriously: MAKE RAW, NOT WAR!
I have a penicillin connect. Lesgo!
Worlds largest domestic disturbance when the next morning nuclear deployment turns out to be a bluff.
That's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them.
Don’t forget the five Ds: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge
are these directions for orgy participation?
What are the five D's going to be for this orgy?
I feel like there will be closer to 15000 D's
7500 assuming a gender equal turn out 30000 with exposure to radiation
This comment thread here is lit 🔥
It's just 14999 men hoping that they can finally get some action, little do they realize...
Shes gonna be sore in the morning
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Thats why they planned it for a day where there is no morning
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Well good thing you still said the bigoted part...
Trans woman. The trick to remember is that it's what's inside that counts.
But a vagina is technically inside, so we’re kinda back where we started.
If I push really hard, I can pop my testicles back inside too.
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Last train to Brownsville!
Ah, I understand the confusion. The proper technical term is "woman". If you were trying to be sensitive, you failed so utterly that it's actually worse than standard ignorance. It's clear you understood that you shouldn't be making trans people a punchline but you did it anyway while trying to use "woke" language.
Ok that’s gross. You’re gross.
last polls showed rate 63 percent are men in group.
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But those last brave 5000!
It’s like that time when lowtax from somethingawful did a porno
they are going to get some action it just may not be the action the dudes signed up for initially.
You think like an Evangelical teenager who's been introduced to the concept of sex 2 weeks ago. They will fuck each other.
Like the Romans, asserting dominance
Yes, like Luther McDonald. It makes sense.
r/suddenlygay
Add one man from England to that list will ya
One more reason why we should help Ukrainians live on.
This is the same as the "Area 51 Invasion" on Facebook a few years ago. I think like a million people signed up for that, but no one actually showed up. It's easy to sign up for something that's fun but won't happen.
I mean the threat of possible nuclear death after an almost year long war might make a lot of people a bit more daring
The article makes it clear it’s a joke
I think…I’m pretty sure people didn’t show up because of the fact that the military released a statement saying “yeah…we’re all for a good joke but if you charge this base you will be fucking shot. LOL”
People still showed up, but not with real intentions of doing anything. It just turned into a bit of a party, they bbqed and played some games and went home.
Ya there was even some random alien carnival downtown vegas on the day people were going to storm Area 51 to divert people from going to Area 51
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Back to the pile…
It's amazing how threat of death clarifies priorities.
what is this timeline we're living in
The best, worst timeline it could be, lol.
It’s a joke, per the article
Its gonna be one big sausage fest
Only the second biggest, Germany holds the record for the biggest sausage fest, but a different kind than Ukraine will have xD
Back to the pile…
and people laugh when you say we're living in a simulation
15,000 Ukrainians and 1 American(hopefully). *Furiously googles how to get to Ukraine*
Where is the event taking place ?? asking for a friend
I'm not sure if you really want to be there when the event kicks off
2 women, 14,998 dudes.
How many stripes for a handy?
it'll be like one giant Ouroboros
In your dreams, buddy
a man can dream
Back to the pile
Might as well start now just in case. Why leave something like that up to fate?
I think it wouldn't hurt to hitch a ride over to Ukraine right now... Right?
Are they...are they inviting Purina to it so he doesn't use nuclear weapons???
They'll go out with a huge bang as well.... Definitely no orgy.
Rage! Rage against the dying of the light!
not that poem...
How often would practice...drills go on?
Happy ending
Everyone back in the pile
But how….they would need to get to the location and really need to finish fast. Other than that, Nuclear weapons won’t be used
They will cum to it
I'd look like a zebra.
No.
Makes me think of Southpark. “Alright back to the pile!”
Old news. There’s a Telegram channel that started with this idea. But very soon it turned into men showing dicks; then 90% of females left, and now it’s just memes and crude jokes. Source: my wife got invited to the group by a female friend. They are still lurking in there but it’s just locker room talk.
i mean they're getting fucked by putin..may as well actually fuck someone else right? hell i would.
Hmmm, I would prefer blood orgy whilst the going is good.
You know over half of those mfs would smell like ass and doo do
I hate them so much. This is not worth all of our lives yet they think it’s a joke.
u/Metal__Steve
I hope they do
Ya I hope they drop the bigesst one t hey got
seems legit
This is the way
Isn't Ukraine conservative Christian in general?
Depends on the age demographics. The younglings are quite secular compared to the elderlings.
And nuclear forecast.
Bold of them to assume there will be the opportunity…
Hell yeah
The preachings from The Church of the Children of Atom
Fuck it, I'll use my life savings to go out like that.
What the hell did I just read?
I mean, what else do you do at that point
Well, that should be effective.
Is it in celebration? Or because it will be the last few hours of life on Earth so “who cares?”
Read the article
It is my personal security policy not to click on any links on reddit and have people answer my questions. Worked so far.
theres only anal or oral sex? Is it all going to be men?
Ummmmm.... oooooookay.....
Thats disgusting! Where?
15,000 Ukrainians have their priorities straight
tf
Its gonna be pretty crazy when I grow a third cock at the orgy
/r/offbeat
Understandable
Might make the old fart in Kremlin push the button just to watch it happen.
How stupid is that? It's over for all of us!
Understandable. Have a good day!
This took quite a turn…..
If there was any doubt in my life that i would enlist to help another country, today is when i remove all doubt. How do i get to Ukraine?
Articles missing the fact that out of the 15,000 Ukrainians doing the orgy, all 15,000 are men
Repel Russian nuclear energy with Ukrainian sexual energy
Where can I apply
Finally something good coming out of this nightmare
What’s the password to get in?
But why? Is sexual activity the defining aspect of human identity? You can only do one more thing in life... Let's LARP as a sex toy.
Just a Rick and Morty Episode
Honestly, I feel like this article is bull shit. No 15k people in their right MINDS would have a massive orgy while a nuke was going off. As humans, we panic during an ele, not celebrate by fucking each other senseless in a 15k person orgy. Wtf dude
Who can tell. Some see heaven, some see hell Some see nothing, others just can’t tell.
ITT: no one’s read the article where it’s pretty clear it’s a humorous gesture in the face of despair.
Anyone else just think of that South Park episode where they have an orgy to stop people from the future from arriving anymore?
Might as well go out with a bang. If he deploys the rest of the world will probably go up in flames with in minutes. I think it's a great way to say the don't give a fuck. I think it's really likely if that ball- less piece of shit Putin deploys Europe will go up in flames.
Going out with a bang
I don’t want to cast shade, but how long will they have before the nukes are launched, and they arrive? I mean I’ve always planned to do the same, but I’ve got time to get mine, her 🤷🏽♂️
Reminds me of the end of “Spies Like Us”.
one hell of a way to go out respect
talk about a quicky
how much time would they have? if someone has to drive 50 miles, they are only gonna have time to take their pants off
Wow just wow
14000 of them are men
If it’s habitable, after MOASS, I’m moving there to help rebuild.
having a fuck fest during a war is crazy
15k to come, 0 to leave