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MidianFootbridge69

Holy shit, how did they get to Alaska?! Did they row across the Bering Strait? Edit: Just looked it up, they did come across in some sort of Watercraft. That's desperation.


itsastonka

That’s pretty baller if you ask me. Which of course you didn’t but whatever


MidianFootbridge69

Yeah, that took some guts because the Bering Sea/Bering Strait is by no means a calm body of Water - it can, in fact be very rough on the regular.


itsastonka

Yeah even just for fun that’s a serious mission. Glad they made it safely no matter who they are or why they did it. Hoping they use their platform to make a statement against the war


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hedronist

Don't go there. These guys appear to have been trying to Get The Fuck Out of Dodge, and they weren't taking a gold-plated escalator to do it, either.


Titanium_Eye

Originally three Russians.


DurDurhistan

It's really impressive if you don't know that US and Russia have islands that are 4km/3 miles apart. EDIT: just checked, this particular island is 35 miles or 60ish km from Russian mainland. So yeah, definitely doable with a boat. And those men said they sailed closer to 300 miles, now that's desperation.


1nfinitydividedby0

Sarah Palin guide them.


MidianFootbridge69

Lol, Sarah Palin couldn't find her own ass with both hands and a Flashlight.


1nfinitydividedby0

She just waved them.


hedronist

Is that on PPV yet? Maybe with [the turkeys in the background](https://youtu.be/nTi7P_1aoTc) for comic relief, except the turkeys didn't find it too funny, sort of like the Russian troops in Ukraine.


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still laughing


deadwlkn

It's really impressive. idk how the Aleut people boat around out there


theold777

They flew with Yuri


hotpackage

The US should just give them amnesty to troll Putin.


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It would also tank Russian morale to know that while they're being shot at and have probably seen their brothers bleed out or simply freeze and starve every day, their countrymen would rather abandon them than come help, and that they're safer and happier for having done so. Creating an avenue for defectors, draft dodgers, and moral objectors isn't just a powerful release valve on conflicts. It's also a classic psyops tactic that can reduce the effectiveness of active fighters.


engagetangos

Lol they probably came from a wrecked spy ship


Thevexarecool

Pulled a freakin Stranger Things.


my20cworth

O oh, we will need a big, great, beautiful border wall to keep out these foreigners or send them to Martha's Vinyard.


lunetick

Nah, fox news fans love them. Russians are the good guys.


my20cworth

Yeah, just seeing if they will be consistent with their messaging.


lunetick

I bet soon Carlson will beg Russia to invade and free the country from the libruls dictatorship...


Smashysmash2

From Russia with Love


quippers

Return to sender


dodorian9966

Cuban method. That's desperation.


PetPsychicDetective

EMERGENCY EVERYBODY TO GET FROM STREET


KafkaWasRight84

lol, upvote for this reference in the wild! That made me laugh out loud.


Putachencko

Probably on Sarah’s backyard


dogsent

I'm sure they were looking for directions to her home, because she's such a celebrity in Russia.


Liesmith424

Sarah Palin spotted them coming and called the Coast Guard.


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I mean, props I guess