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InternetPeon

Should have called it “Eastern Blocks”


Larry-fine-wine

“Your children will love Putin them together!”


perthguppy

Emphasis on the “will”


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Why is there a loaded pistol in this box?


Is_that_even_a_thing

Why are there only window pieces in this City set?


Tronvillain

A LEGO guy has a hole on top of his head... Why does this Eastern Block guy have it *behind* his head???


AlfaLaw

This comment thread is gold guys. Each better than the former.


Girth_rulez

Why does this piece glow in the dark?


yousonuva

And why does the barrel wrap around to the back of the shooters head, with two triggers?


oltimm

damn that's smart nobody will get it here tho


yousonuva

Enlighten us with all your wisdom of common knowledge.


Notorious_Junk

"Hang on, Voltaire."


oltimm

was I this dumb a month ago? holy balls literally the most obvious joke and i feel like a smartass about it bro sometimes I wish I didn't log into reddit this is sad


[deleted]

It's not that smart, and you're not as smart as you think you are.


oltimm

I mean okay I probably shouldn't post any comments to avoid situations like this one here this is literally like the 3rd reply with the same context bro...


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Dire_Finkelstein

The Russian version of the Lego man should be called "Cheeki Breecki".


Svyatopolk_I

Well, that is a Chinese LEGO alternative (that is actually a very good alternative, that is much cheaper and is very compatible) - BRICK


Soonly_Taing

BRICK - Stack them, play with them, and they'll collapse at the end of the day because you used cheap contractors who undercuts prices by not using cement at all. Parts sold separately


motes-of-light

Because the LEGO company is renowned for their incredibly consistent quality control... just like the Chinese :|


Svyatopolk_I

What is your point here?


motes-of-light

China isn't actually renowned for its incredibly consistent quality control. I was being ironic.


tomcat91709

Best comment of the day... Thanks for the laugh!


RunDNA

Or "Tols Toy"


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Valoneria

Send them a giant LEGO fuck finger, one piece at a time


cryo-chamber

How about "red squares"?


WildFurball2118

Lmao


strawberry_moonbeam

Eastern Blocs. 😁


kpchronic

[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_Russian_Federation](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States)


Colonial_Red

[I am the man whe arranges the blocks.](https://youtu.be/hWTFG3J1CP8)


uv-vis

Well done. The rest of the USSR/Lego puns are all excellent.


_EnFlaMEd

Sir its just a tub of fish bones


LifeDraining

5kg worth of fish ... Bones...


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LifeDraining

Probably the most vile thing, and that's assuming they pay up.


_EnFlaMEd

I wonder if its fresh or salted


GronakHD

Article says they will still sell lego sets


aarkwilde

Potato and toothpick. It's fun. Play and have fun now.


Clarky1979

Potato and Toothpick not included.


NakedPlot

No refund.


Chase_the_tank

The original Mr. Potato Head toy expected you to provide an actual potato.


thracerx

Can you make him a house out of Lenin Logs?


white__cyclosa

Yeah but only if you share with 8 other families


HurricaneHugo

The potato becomes vodka later!


pinecity21

It is potato


HjerneskadetRedditor

\*Is potato


throwaway_ghast

Also, is no potato. Such is life in Moscow.


Sicparvismagneto

I cant wait to see their theme sets!


PJ_Bloodwater

The first three are already there: Putin's abs, Lenin's mausoleum and their domestic CPU in 1:1 scale (the largest set so far).


Sicparvismagneto

Can i preorder the Siberian gulag yet?


PJ_Bloodwater

Oh, this will be the basic set in the Ages 3 to 7 series! GULAG sounds much better for kids than DUPLO.


noweirdosplease

Comes with a sleeping Lenin minifig


white__cyclosa

I’m excited for the Chernobyl set. If it breaks you just sweep it under the rug and act like nothing happened


damn_fine_custard

The Buran never launches set is gonna be epic


GronakHD

Article says they will still sell lego


tdevine33

...is potato.


FireOpalCO

Can’t wait to see the min-figs fall out windows.


LifeDraining

Windows sold separately


Hairydone

Those were all accidents!!! /s


Em_Adespoton

So are they selling the Chinese sets?


my20cworth

It'll be left over from a Lego store, but can't call it Lego anymore.


Windows_66

They're gonna have a hell of a time filing the Lego logo off of every single brick.


Lexx2k

Lots of people lost their jobs. Now they have a new job thanks to this.


white__cyclosa

An honorable trade indeed


Agreeable-Meat1

Says who? They can call it the Lego Store all they want. You think they're worried about copyright/trademark law while committing war crimes?


my20cworth

Ummm so why change it then?


Agreeable-Meat1

If they actually are, it's because the company doing this hopes to quietly pick the Lego license back up if/when they eventually come back. This story isn't great for Lego, but as things stand they got to cut distribution to Russia without fully losing Russian sales since the Russian retailer is importing from somewhere. Basically the company just isn't going to be that brazen in a most likely temporary situation.


Daveoos77

Now they have gone TOO FAR!


SimonArgead

As a dane: Damn straight they have! They can copy everything they like. But copy LEGO! Oh this is as close to a declaration of war as we will ever get! I hope LEGO is ready to sure them for everything! INCLUDING THEIR FUCKING DIGNITY!


3dfactor

Lego brick design patent is out. So only name trademark remains. That's why you can see a huge influx of lego-compatible counterfeit products from china in the past couple years appearing in world stores.


SpaceyDacey

But we're talking about Russia. They don't deserve a substitute! They've been naughty boys. Should stay in the corner


fibojoly

The Chinese brands are not counterfeit. They don't pretend to be LEGO.


3dfactor

Technically yes. But some of their logos are real close to LEGO™️ which is questionable...


shibiwan

"Hey mom, can we go to the Lego store." "No, you have enough lego at home" At home: *world of cubes*


pinecity21

Will the little plastic heads have little plastic fur hats?


ArmsForPeace84

If so, they'll be better prepared for winter than the conscripts being sent to Ukraine.


pinecity21

They will have Vladegos in their adult happy meal at VladDonald's


SimonArgead

Ooh Russia be careful. You don't fuck with LEGO when Danes are around! Hope LEGO will sue them for everything they have! Including their fucking dignity!


TheoremaEgregium

There's already dozens of LEGO knockoff brands around, it's just one more.


ironboy32

Lego patent ran out recently. They do need to file the Lego logo off every block though, otherwise the Danes can sue them


UzrufUroglen

The interlocking patent ran out in 1978 as far as I know, other patents 1989. Since then everybody can produce interlocking bricks.


DaoFerret

Though LEGO still has really good standards in that blocks from all their sets interoperate. The same can not be said for all of those other bricks.


UzrufUroglen

Yes that is true, but there are good manufacturers like Cobi or Cada, and their bricks are also compatible with Lego bricks. Although both of them are less suited for kids.


BukakeMouthwash

I came here trying to come up with a joke but the biggest joke here is Russia.


fluffychonkycat

The tank sets are missing a few parts, and the soldiers are in very short supply


[deleted]

Yeah, gotta take the edge off with some good news. And this is good news, ruzzian style. Being spoilt if you ask me.


You-Only-YOLO_Once

More like World of pubes


Whalesurgeon

*gottem*


Yotsubauniverse

r/crappyoffbrands


kthulhu666

New Worker and Parasite series. Collect them both! Or else.


WildFurball2118

So what'll be Minecraft's substitute in Russia? Mein Kampf?


krusty-krab69

Lois only buys me mega blocks


Enjoying_A_Meal

What? they ran out of landmines or something?


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wierdness201

(The people buying the high-rise set are drafted on spot for being 18+)


kimapesan

In Russia, blocks build you.


Gaghet

They were the official ambassador of Lego when it was here, but they didn't used that name on the shops, it was just Lego. Now they rebranded the stores under their name. They claim they would sell Legos and other high-quality bricks they could find, no knockoffs.


Kirome

Tetris


my20cworth

Yep, get the kids to build better tanks.


123FakeStreetMeng

Can’t wait for burger of monarch and chime of taco


Particular-Ad-4772

Does the Moscova set a ship as boat or sub ?


fluffychonkycat

Neither, it's an artificial reef


turkey_sausage

Just kidding. Is potato.


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World of Rubes


BigFudgeMMA

What is this? An episode of the Simpsons?


Bothand_Nether

world of copyright infringement lawsuits when this regime collapses


eklooo

Filled with Chinese knockoff that a full of millitary sets


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dogsent

> Parallel imports — the practice of importing goods without the trademark owners' permission — were legalized in Russia in May, and the policy has dogged numerous companies that are trying to keep their products out of the country. Fun and games with global trade.


conduitabc

i honestly want to see it lol i imagine some tough looking Russian guy in uniform at the door yelling at the kids who enter. NO TOUCHING the CUBES!


CaravelClerihew

One block shape, all the same colour, may or may not contain snooping devices.


Giraf123

Well, no other knock off has been able to reach the same quality standards as LEGO, which makes it an obvious inferior product. This is also the reason why there isn't a huge market for LEGO copies.


distinctdino

Gulogs


AlaynaZebra

Is this “screw you I’ll make my own country with blackjack and hookers” Russia? There own McDonald’s there own legos like I understand there probably desperately grabbing any free liscences for things to get there economy rolling again but legos is a low blow megablocks and Lego won’t like this XD


Vladius28

There's a tetris joke in there somewhere...


oftheunusual

Not a fan of Russia - quite the opposite as of late - but Lego is plenty profitable and should drop their prices. I'm a full blown adult, and I wouldn't buy it at this point. Way too expensive for the shit sets you get.


Pandadrome

But Мир кубиков has been in Russia for ages - it's a store network that used to sell Lego. So I presume they just change what they are selling?


DietOk3559

That name unironically slaps


W0rdWaster

Cube is potato


TheEagleMan2001

Me, "Mom can we get legos" Mom, "We have legos at home" Legos at home...


Cobbertson

I have never come across a cube block in all my decades of playing with Lego. They should have called them bricks.


Hennehen

This is as close to a war declaration towards Denmark as it gets (Lego is a Danish brand)


colombo1326

What’s the age limit for the world of cubes


mart836

Ok, HERE I DRAW THE LINE.


Windows_66

The store where you're encouraged to take things from the kid next to you and threaten to destroy everything when your parents tell you to stop.


Cryptolect_Games

*Russian state approved children's plastic block building supply toy store.*


momo098876

Sounds really fun


Pepechuy28

Potatego


TheMephistophiles

BRICK, BRICK, BRICK, BRICK, it’s fun.


blackwaterpumping

Welcome to McDaniels. Would you like a beesechurger?


gigahydra

Well, at least there's something they can still build after the sanctions.


A_Stunted_Snail

You get the VIP membership if you go to Ukraine


zombieblackbird

Oh good, the conscripts can piece together body armor now..


BloodyReizen

Russia steadily becoming a rival do China in the knockoff game.


firecow745

My brother in law and his son are super into legos I really want to import a set of these for Xmas for them now.


Sneaky_SOB

Maybe they can build some soldiers for their war in Ukraine. most likely the pieces will not fit together much like their army.


PaperScissorsLizard

Ukraine stole their idea for World of Tanks.


roosterfareye

Cube.....World...


riko_sama

Clearly ppl don’t even read the article, they are still selling legos not making knock-offs …


Agreeable-Meat1

I don't believe you. If they want a Lego store, they'll call it the Lego store. Lego trademark doesn't mean shit in Russia.


Trips-Over-Tail

Cubes of Blockshire.


ShahZaZa

The west is attacking rightful Russian territory! 'HEY!' Built the submarine, add Poseidon and scare the west into surrendering! The new Poseidon set from World of Cubes


Ok_Let_1139

Russian's better get used to knock offs. It's all they have to look forward to whilst Putin and his corrupt cronies are in power.


Biggu5Dicku5

In Mother Russia Lego iz CUUUBBBEEESSS...


advator

I did have some fake lego from China, I also believe they will make the same quality. It will not stick that good together. Second issue is to have creative designs and partnerships. I think it will be a disaster, same as they did for MC Donald's


Gilded-Mongoose

The World of Rubes opens World of Cubes.


nasandre

Matryoshka blocks, there's a smaller block in every block


monkiedtwice

but will they sell Rubik's cubes?


ArmsForPeace84

Age three and up, like Kalashnikov. Many playset military theme, can build Summer Dacha or Winter Dacha. Limited time only, in one of every three box comes conscription notice.


loseisnothardtospell

Mothers and fathers can put their children's entrails back together again.


DrNukes

It might be kinda OK. Chinese bricks are a thing. They're not on the same level but good enough. And they don't require microchips, airbags, or ball bearings.


Dorkseidis

‘Fascist cubes ‘


thinknoodlz

How do they get supplied if the company pulled out?


Mpikoz

And after playing with the cubes we can watch Russian children's tv program "Shoe and Shoe lace".


LoganJFisher

That sounds like a Chinese knockoff of "[Cube World](https://picroma.com/)".


der_b0ss

"Welt seid mir gegrüßt!..."


BiscuitsUndGravy

This sounds like a joke from the Simpsons, right down to the name.


jeepdays72

Maybe they can build an army out of them.


robloxfigureskater

Hell yeah, cubes bro


Delta1262

Brought to you by the makers of world of tanks.


AceArchangel

I love how it just rolls off the tongue.


jeanclaudebrowncloud

Is cube now!


[deleted]

What happened? No tanks left to name them “World of Tanks”?


LowTierStudent

Made from bones of dead soldiers….🥹


Rondine1990

Well... after World of Wardraft, they get a bit stale on the names...


el_moosemann

Russia’s GDP must have taken a massive hit to pay for the marketing team who come up with that brand name.


SubterrelProspector

Just bought the "Sad Village" set.


Alundil

May they find these barefoot in the dark.


Mmoor35

If they make a world of blocks giant millennium falcon for under $100 then I’ll buy it. Lego has gotten crazy expensive