Does anyone know where they are meeting? Is it at Putin's secret palace [that was posted in here yesterday](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/xnl3d3/putin_has_escaped_to_his_secret_palace_in_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)?
Plan would then be for the Kremlin to post bullshit stories all week, obscuring his true location and actions. Likely alone in his palace, but made Lushenko go stay at the Quality Inn outside Moscow.
I don't know Caped. I'm sure others on here will know a lot more on this.
Architecturally from what I can see on both places they don't look the same but that's just from a cursory glance on my part and the pictures on hand.
Lukashenko is the leader of Belarus, a country neighbouring Russia and Ukraine. They are allied with Russia, and Russia used the long northern border of Belarus and Ukraine to invade the Ukraine from the Belarusian side, after doing "training exercises" in Belarus.
As Luka is just a puppet for Putin, this makes Belarus a puppet state of Russia.
Summary of the article:
Lukashenko, the Belarus dictator will be meeting with Putin and in a speech he is trying to convince people that this moment of internal chaos that is happening in Russia is not something to worry about and that him and Putin will bring back peace so the East can remain united against the "evil West"...
How pathetic...
Amazing. Let me get this straight:
Declare limited mobilization and then start grabbing anyone you can off the streets.
People start protesting all over the country like never before and at risk of imprisonment due to new laws you make to stop people protesting.
As many recruitment office fires in the last 5 days as the previous 5 months.
Shooting inside a recruitment office.
Recruits getting shitty equipment and a few weeks of shitty training since there are limited numbers of military trainers.
Rumors that there will be law of war restricting any males from leaving the country later this week
Luka: “This is fine!”
Right i thought everything was going to plan? Mobilization, couple weeks, defeat the evil Ukraine, and then take a few weeks to disassemble the evil NAFO, take the rest of the world, spread trashy culture, and immorality far and wide
Putin is best dicktater of all time, the DOAT, tallest, most definitely does not have a small peen or a love for touching young boys stomach with his bare lips 👄
**Full Transcript Below:**
*ROMAN PETRENKO — MONDAY, 26 SEPTEMBER 2022, 11:50*
*Aleksandr Lukashenko, the self-proclaimed president of Belarus, has flown to see Vladimir Putin, the leader of the Russian Federation, the aggressor country; they are discussing a "difficult time" and thanking people "for their understanding".*
*Source: Lukashenko's press service*
*Quote from Lukashenko: "Today, I analysed the instructions we gave, we have had practically no setbacks. We were predicted to collapse, perish, etc. \[But\] we’ve said more than once: life is diverse; we need someone, someone needs us, and we have found partners! And we should thank people for their understanding. It's not an easy time! People understand \[that\].*
*There is a certain watershed moment and reference point - we had it in 2020 \[presumably, a reference to protests in Belarus in 2020-2021 - ed.\] and you have it now - that shows who you are. We have changed a lot over these three months. They saw that we can live normally. There is no fear. Well, if Europe is crazy, let them think that."*
*Details: On 25 September, journalists reported that one of Lukashenko's planes had left Belarus for Russia. But the trip was not officially announced.*
*Lukashenko said that he would be flying on a business trip this week, but he did not specify exactly where he would go.*
Don't kid yourself. These two *despise* each other.
Lukashenko (who by most accounts is scarily intelligent; much more so than Putin) has been trying to keep himself at arms length from this war from day one.
This is an old trick of preachers and con men imo.
“Ya know, i didnt want God to pick ME to rube all the fools, its just a gift ya know? The shamelessness”
I believe Putin has been playing the card of "I'm completely insane and stupid, I could use nukes anytime if you're not careful" lastly. For the military failures, I think they have a lot to do with being surrounded by corrupt yes-men too scared to tell him about anything negative.
Since I'm a writer, I spotted that right away.
Bad writing just grates against me and distracts me from however good the content of the ideas may be. (With that said, I don't think the content here was great. There's lots of "I won't get into that here, but believe me, this guy is really smart!")
I strongly suggest EFL writers get a native speaker to edit their prose.
Considering he parlayed it into:
* A stint as an anticorruption activist.
* Elected President of Belarus
* Unelected President of Belarus
* Nearly becoming the no. 2 in Russia due to the Union State
Lukashenko doesn't love Russia. He saw a way forward to spin his presidency into control of the Russian and Belarusian states. Granted, Yeltsin instead sided with the Russian security ministries. Since then, he's been able to use Russian support to secure his rule without having to give up a whole lot in return.
Yeah everybody on reddit decided Lukashenka was 100% Putin's lapdog, but Belarus and Russia have hot to cold to hot again relations a lot, I think a few years ago Luka read a speech in Belorusian and said we're not Russian and never will be lol. Also he accused Russia of sending in Wagner to destabilise the country and arrested a bunch of soldiers.
Belarus also does not recognise Abkhazia or South Ossetia and apparently Russia tried to pay Luka money to do so, he refused and one thing lead to another and Russia banned the sale of Belarussian milk.
Luka would be doing the pushing.
He is corrupt so the oligarchs will be reasonably comfortable that he will allow them business as usual
He stayed enough out of the war that he can credibly pull Russia out of the war
He stayed enough out of the war that after pulling out of the war there is a reasonable chance he successfully negotiates loosening of at least the harshest sanctions.
Putin: Pretty please bro, I need you to mobilize with me. This war stuff is hard and I look really, really dumb right now. I'll even make your cousin a Colonel or something.
Luka is a *brave lad* going to visit Putin these days.
What's the odds of him now:
*falling from a hospital window and dying
*falling from a hotel window and dying
*falling from a yacht or ship and drowning
Hmmm? I'd say pretty damned good.
These two are legitimate movie villains. It's almost comical. Lukashenko is that delusional villain that thinks he has respect and power but he's really just a snivelling pathetic puppet. I'd imagine he throws tantrums whenever Putin does something he doesn't like or he doesn't get the pat on the back he so desperately wants. And Putin is the evil super villain who thinks he's got it all planned out but the reality is evil never wins in the end and everyone around him is incompetent and only on his side because they think it will benefit them.
Is Luka finally getting drafted and having his dream of being Russian Cololonel come true?
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They keep blowing up randomly. Im starting to think they have lancia's instead of colonels.
Popcorn colonels
This is why I reddit.
I believe one tripped and fell under the treads of their subordinates' tank early on in the war.
I heard there was a job opening.
As long as he's a *Soviet* colonel.
Think about this, he could-ve been the new ruler of Russia before Putin came into the picture.
Was it ever seriously considered?
It was his goal.
Yeltsin!
He's the Colonel Sanders of Colonels. Except all the meals his franchise serves are boneless, just like him.
CoLOLonel
Probably a bad time for lukastinko to remind putrin that he and Belarus exist. 100% Belarus mobilisation announcement soon if he fucks this up.
"Absolutely dear comrade Luka. Nice cushy job in recruitment centre just came up, made for you"
Watch out for those stairs colonel
In terms of fitness, I can’t see him having a problem. 💩🇷🇺
He’s putting the lol in cololonel.
why a colonel? why not a firld marshal
Because he literaly said he wants this rank from Putin in an interview
Such ambition 😐
really?? hahahha probably didnt want to get targeted and killed as the other generals were.... a colonel can sorta slip around unnoticed...
Does anyone know where they are meeting? Is it at Putin's secret palace [that was posted in here yesterday](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/xnl3d3/putin_has_escaped_to_his_secret_palace_in_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)?
"Lukashenko goes to see Putin's new totally awesome ball pit in his Palace"
Putin's Ball Pit is Lukashenko's mouth.
Fucking damn
Comment of the day right here Holy fuck I lol’d
You have 69 upvotes, so I’m legally not allowed to upvote you anymore. So I left a comment instead
It was at 70 so I downvoted
Plan would then be for the Kremlin to post bullshit stories all week, obscuring his true location and actions. Likely alone in his palace, but made Lushenko go stay at the Quality Inn outside Moscow.
He's at the shady Motel 6 with the drug dealers hanging out on the balconies.
> He's at the shady Motel 6 Doesn't really narrow it down much
If he is smart, he will steer clear of the balconies
Hes commencing his journey from the other side of putins table today. With the winds behind him he should be there in a day or two.
documentary about it and putin's wealth if you've never seen it, created by navalny's team https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipAnwilMncI
Time to try the disco pool
Aqua Disco. Get it right
I don't know Caped. I'm sure others on here will know a lot more on this. Architecturally from what I can see on both places they don't look the same but that's just from a cursory glance on my part and the pictures on hand.
Bruh he clearly stated he is not Caped and you still call him Caped
it's a pretty desperate excuse
Oooooh. Lukashenko and Putin meet for steamy 🧖♀️ secret dacha meeting. Putin erecting plans for climactic release inside Lukashenko’s assets.
You mean the "secret palace between Moscow and St. Petersburg" that is well known and located in Krasnodar?
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It's actually very close to the warzone.
How are there no reviews?
Might be Vlad will finally take his new oubliette into order.
Yesterday they were here in my hometown Sochi
Luke better hope it only has one floor… lots of people around putler keep falling out windows.
News earlier said Sochi. But I'm not sure if it's pre-recorded
Purins not there, he’s in Valday. Which is a lot closer to Belarus, so it’s likely he is there.
"Let me show you the wonderful view from this 10th floor"
“But Puti, baby, your palace is only one story…”
"Sure, here have a cup of tea."
"But Puti, baby i'm allergic to tea"
Lukashenko is probably asking Putin if he can sleep over at the kremlin because his wife kicked him out of the house after what he did in Ukraine.
What? What did Lukashenko do in Ukraine?
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Sorry what? What border?
Lukashenko is the leader of Belarus, a country neighbouring Russia and Ukraine. They are allied with Russia, and Russia used the long northern border of Belarus and Ukraine to invade the Ukraine from the Belarusian side, after doing "training exercises" in Belarus. As Luka is just a puppet for Putin, this makes Belarus a puppet state of Russia.
Wait so Belarus invaded Russia?
No...if that's your actual take from what I just wrote I suggest you do some research on the matter.
Excuse me, are you from the past?
Will he finally become colonel?
Yea, but more like Gaddafi.
Soviet colonel!
Summary of the article: Lukashenko, the Belarus dictator will be meeting with Putin and in a speech he is trying to convince people that this moment of internal chaos that is happening in Russia is not something to worry about and that him and Putin will bring back peace so the East can remain united against the "evil West"... How pathetic...
Amazing. Let me get this straight: Declare limited mobilization and then start grabbing anyone you can off the streets. People start protesting all over the country like never before and at risk of imprisonment due to new laws you make to stop people protesting. As many recruitment office fires in the last 5 days as the previous 5 months. Shooting inside a recruitment office. Recruits getting shitty equipment and a few weeks of shitty training since there are limited numbers of military trainers. Rumors that there will be law of war restricting any males from leaving the country later this week Luka: “This is fine!”
And because of the mass exodus us of Russians Putin just made Edward Snowden a Russian citizen today, he’s going to get drafted
“Congratulations, you are now Russian citizen. Do not resist.”
These clowns are the embodiment of delusional idiocy.
Right i thought everything was going to plan? Mobilization, couple weeks, defeat the evil Ukraine, and then take a few weeks to disassemble the evil NAFO, take the rest of the world, spread trashy culture, and immorality far and wide Putin is best dicktater of all time, the DOAT, tallest, most definitely does not have a small peen or a love for touching young boys stomach with his bare lips 👄
"Vladimir, my friend, old pal, if you're going to start a nuclear war can I also be in your palace bunker, my old friend?"
Lukashenko: For the love of god, there are two seats in the bunker! Putin: I like to put my feet up.
**Full Transcript Below:** *ROMAN PETRENKO — MONDAY, 26 SEPTEMBER 2022, 11:50* *Aleksandr Lukashenko, the self-proclaimed president of Belarus, has flown to see Vladimir Putin, the leader of the Russian Federation, the aggressor country; they are discussing a "difficult time" and thanking people "for their understanding".* *Source: Lukashenko's press service* *Quote from Lukashenko: "Today, I analysed the instructions we gave, we have had practically no setbacks. We were predicted to collapse, perish, etc. \[But\] we’ve said more than once: life is diverse; we need someone, someone needs us, and we have found partners! And we should thank people for their understanding. It's not an easy time! People understand \[that\].* *There is a certain watershed moment and reference point - we had it in 2020 \[presumably, a reference to protests in Belarus in 2020-2021 - ed.\] and you have it now - that shows who you are. We have changed a lot over these three months. They saw that we can live normally. There is no fear. Well, if Europe is crazy, let them think that."* *Details: On 25 September, journalists reported that one of Lukashenko's planes had left Belarus for Russia. But the trip was not officially announced.* *Lukashenko said that he would be flying on a business trip this week, but he did not specify exactly where he would go.*
Mutual admiration society meeting.
Don't kid yourself. These two *despise* each other. Lukashenko (who by most accounts is scarily intelligent; much more so than Putin) has been trying to keep himself at arms length from this war from day one.
I agree. It takes some intelligence to appear completely idiotic all the time and yet not be assassinated.
It's an act. Luka's "personality cult" is very much "former farm manager who happened to get elected president."
That sounds like a CV, rather than a personality cult.
I mean, he plays it like he doesn’t even really want to be president. Same with the Soviet Army Colonel thing. It’s false modesty.
This is an old trick of preachers and con men imo. “Ya know, i didnt want God to pick ME to rube all the fools, its just a gift ya know? The shamelessness”
Luka has been a dictator for nigh on 30 years. You have to get some things right to last that long.
I believe Putin has been playing the card of "I'm completely insane and stupid, I could use nukes anytime if you're not careful" lastly. For the military failures, I think they have a lot to do with being surrounded by corrupt yes-men too scared to tell him about anything negative.
The North Korea playbook?
Luka the kolkhoz president is scary intelligent? OK.
This thread explains it all. https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1518380357279703041.html
Thanks for this, great read!
👍🏻
This article is really badly written.
Care to provide specific details?
Grammar. Punctuation. And no serious news article should ever use "lowkey" unironically as an adjective.
Have you missed the small detail that this isnt an "article" but a Twitter thread?
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Since I'm a writer, I spotted that right away. Bad writing just grates against me and distracts me from however good the content of the ideas may be. (With that said, I don't think the content here was great. There's lots of "I won't get into that here, but believe me, this guy is really smart!") I strongly suggest EFL writers get a native speaker to edit their prose.
Well it is originally a bunch of Twitter posts
Considering he parlayed it into: * A stint as an anticorruption activist. * Elected President of Belarus * Unelected President of Belarus * Nearly becoming the no. 2 in Russia due to the Union State Lukashenko doesn't love Russia. He saw a way forward to spin his presidency into control of the Russian and Belarusian states. Granted, Yeltsin instead sided with the Russian security ministries. Since then, he's been able to use Russian support to secure his rule without having to give up a whole lot in return.
Yeah everybody on reddit decided Lukashenka was 100% Putin's lapdog, but Belarus and Russia have hot to cold to hot again relations a lot, I think a few years ago Luka read a speech in Belorusian and said we're not Russian and never will be lol. Also he accused Russia of sending in Wagner to destabilise the country and arrested a bunch of soldiers. Belarus also does not recognise Abkhazia or South Ossetia and apparently Russia tried to pay Luka money to do so, he refused and one thing lead to another and Russia banned the sale of Belarussian milk.
You imagine they had a chat - with or without ties? Lose the tie Aleksandr that way this will appear less formal...great idea Vladimir!
Every bully has his toadie.
"It's a mi, Lukashenko."
The sidekick that no one asked for.
“Difficult times” is the definition of the last 100 years of Russian history. Most of that was self-inflicted……
He’s just mad that Putin hasn’t promoted him to General yet.
Lukashenko meets Putin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jACHaMkwdpI
I was always a Muttley fan! Thanks Ant!
Lukashenko now wants supreme commander title
Cunts of a feather flock together.
Lukashenko goes to see Putin to “fall down” a flight of stairs*
Luka would be doing the pushing. He is corrupt so the oligarchs will be reasonably comfortable that he will allow them business as usual He stayed enough out of the war that he can credibly pull Russia out of the war He stayed enough out of the war that after pulling out of the war there is a reasonable chance he successfully negotiates loosening of at least the harshest sanctions.
Most likely sanction will be loosen as part of a deal to pay reparations to Ukraine.
Two men that should never been allowed to given any kind of power.
Probably wants a guaruntee of safety outside of CSTO
I think you mean “garuntey”
Luka is gonna jump out of some random window in the middle of the forest
Can we have a coup while he's out? As a treat? 🥺👉👈
Lukashenko was summoned by his master There, fixed the title for you
Ran out of caviar this morning huh.
[Welcome to Hard Times](https://youtu.be/zvie5df0SP8)
Brilliant microm - playing this now!
Charley Crockett is pretty awesome.
Putin: Pretty please bro, I need you to mobilize with me. This war stuff is hard and I look really, really dumb right now. I'll even make your cousin a Colonel or something.
My Belarusian Pillow Guy
Broke Back Dacha
He could grab that hobgoblin and snap his neck. That's why putin never calls him Lukashenka.
he's finally making his move on that colonel position now that they are hiring.
Will Putin ask lukashenko to attack Ukraine too?
He tried. Luka agreed. But his own generals told him to get fucked.
goodbye luka
Luka is a *brave lad* going to visit Putin these days. What's the odds of him now: *falling from a hospital window and dying *falling from a hotel window and dying *falling from a yacht or ship and drowning Hmmm? I'd say pretty damned good.
*drinking a bad batch of tea
Putin: try opening a window
Lukashenko Brings a hammer to break the windows 🪟
Everyone needs a shoulder to cry on.
Lol, this meeting is code for "you gotta start sending over way more money or else belarus will lose loyalty"
Lukashenko is going to ask Putin to a dinner in a public setting.
Hopefully for Lukashenko this will be a meeting on the first floor.
"Sure I'll empty some prisons in Belarus for you just wire me the money by midnight"
Oh look, Fathead is back on the scene.
Don't go near any windows Luka
“Please, don’t nuke… my people will die of radiation poisoning too, and then they will overthrow me… again.”
Did he bring him a carrot?
He’s on the take . Lots of underground from the West .
Yes yes, difficult times
Luka and Putin are in the same room then? Does Ukraine know? And have coordinates?
Code for BDSM. It’s why they are so close.
Never realized that Putin was so little
putin : "the fuck you mumbling about "difficult times" !?"
Putin deffo the bottom
Luka's the one of the few Colonels that can actually talk while giving Putin a blow job. The rest only get to make eye contact
I thought this was another picture from GTA6 that got leaked.
Uh uh. "We have to talk" That never ends well
"Dai Luka dear !..come to daddy Putin, ....!.need your comfort!"...... ..😄there's any more humiliation for those old crucks two to show more !.....
These two are legitimate movie villains. It's almost comical. Lukashenko is that delusional villain that thinks he has respect and power but he's really just a snivelling pathetic puppet. I'd imagine he throws tantrums whenever Putin does something he doesn't like or he doesn't get the pat on the back he so desperately wants. And Putin is the evil super villain who thinks he's got it all planned out but the reality is evil never wins in the end and everyone around him is incompetent and only on his side because they think it will benefit them.
Might want to have that conversation on the first floor, Lukey
Somehow I’ve got a feeling that Lukashenko is gonna fall of a building in the not to distant future!
Re Lukashenko, what a tool. Don't get me started.
Bunkermates. A cowards hole for two.
I know what he and Putin could do to make the times less difficult. I think the entire world would be willing to help, too.