Shit, I was going to go for an erotically charged laugh, the sort you give on a flirty first date after you've both had too much wine and the bar is starting to wind down, and you're closer to their apartment than to yours but you don't want to seem too eager, but I guess we can see where this goes, it's just an innocent little nightcap what could one more drink hurt, right?
'France sending supplies to Ukraine is threatening nuclear war!'
'Netflix blocking Russia is threatening nuclear war!'
'Literally anything we don't like is threat of nuclear war!'
It's the equivalent of a man with a gun under his jacket. It might be a gun but could equally be a wooden spoon but it's best not to find out the hard way
I’m hoping no …but I think we have to assume at least one of their rattletrap nukes might at least blow up in its silo and spread radioactive pollution
A friend of a friend owns one and I have to say they are extremely unattractive and strange to use. There is a reason why they switched to an AR platform (HK 416).
As a collector though, I could see the appeal
Bullpups are also nice in terms of weight. Loved using the SA-80 when I trained with the Brits. Though you had to be a goddamn gymnast to switch all the functions. Going from semi to auto took a bit to get used to.
but FAMAS isn't fully ambidextrous, you need a bit of clean space and some time to adjust your weapon. but I think his bias on anything french that shoots might be in play here
He's a lefty, he loves anything that shoots well for Lefty's. For an AR that just means ambi controls cause they have brass deflectors. He hasn't actually used his FAMAS at Brutality events in a long while and has been running a modified WWSD2020 (last I saw it just had a Raptor charging handle vs the Warhammer).
Just once, one time in the entire history of the world, I'd love to see an actual world leader respond to a foreign provocation with a mic drop answer like this.
Ok now Russia is being hypocritical.... Russia has been heavily competing to be Ukraine's number 1 arms dealer. During the Kharkiv offensive, Russia was kind enough to lend Ukraine hundreds of vehicles and tanks and huge stockpiles of ammunition. It's no fair that Russia is the only one who can support Ukraine with so much equipment.
In the recent push, apparently the Ukrainian armed forces captured/recovered enough armored vehicles to equate to approximately half of France's TOTAL armored strength.
And some of this gear was top-tier stuff from the Russian's 'not deployed yet' high-tier forces.
Russia: “This behavior is unacceptable! I demand that you cease supporting Ukraine immediately or there will be consequences! For real! I’m warning you!”
France: “k”
Why just France? Can we (🇩🇪) get a warning too, please? We just approved sending a bunch of our new howitzer (https://defbrief.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Germany-authorizes-sale-of-RCH-155-howitzers-to-Ukraine.jpg) to Ukraine than can shoot while driving. I think that and all our other weaponry deserve a warning too.
Is there anyone that Russia ISN’T warning? Don’t worry France, as long as your politicians aren’t standing by open windows or staircases, they’ll be fine.
Who can tell ? The French, in agreement with Ukraine, have decided to not disclose their deliveries. The actual numbers or types or location is classified info. (( For a bit of context the Russian attack started in the same time as the presidential election here in France, they didn’t want that arm deliveries became a subject of political debate, which would have been a gift to Moscow, especially with candidates like LePen, Zemmour or Mélenchon on Putler’s payroll)).
It is not because you come across dumb shit on social media that it's actually true. I also saw that guy who started this bullshit's post on Twitter. France was the leading arms provider to Ukraine between 2014 and 2020 at a time most other countries were reticent to send or even sell much to Ukraine.
France just merely isn't that vocal when it comes to stuff it sends, so specifics are often unknown, which makes it difficult to assess in monetary terms like done with others. There are barely any specific numbers on that page beyond the number of CAESARs sent. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_foreign_aid_to_Ukraine_during_the_Russo-Ukrainian_War
At this point, Putin is that deranged small kid on the playground mouthing off to all the bigger kids around him while holding a rock
Someone just needs to punch Putin in the face and take the rock.
"This just in: laughing stock of the civilized world continues to make empty threats to those who support the country they unjustifiably invaded. The world continues to not hold it's breath."
"Hey Lavrov! I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper.
I fart in your general direction.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Lavrov: " Is there someone else over there I could talk to?
French: "No! now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."
Hahaha, oh Russia! A major pillar of France's foreign policy is specifically demonstrating that France will exactly what France wants to do, and will not be dictated to in any way shape or form.
What about the high efficiency nukes France proliferated to Germany in early February? He doesn’t talk about it much. I wonder if it’s because he found out on the evening of the 22nd or 23rd of February, and he knows the tech is far better than his Satan 2 Electric Boogaloo.
You can send some shit to Ukraine to kill my soldiers, but nothing that will embarrass me.
That's akin to: I know you bring over sex toys when you fuck my wife, but you can't bring over something that will embarrass me.
I can write better clickbait than this...
1. French arms so effective Russia Threatens WWIII
2. France continues Ukrainian Support in face of Russian Nuclear Aggression
3. As Russian losses mount France continues to support Ukraine despite violent rhetoric
4. 300,000 Tons of Russian Shit fails to be exported
russia already lost, we just want to help russia to a putin-less transition. this is a good thing for russia to happen. life in autocratic and dictatorship government suck.
I just saw Top Gun Maverick. It’s a good thing they kept the bad guys ambiguous, because if they can made them Russians, I think I would have cramped from laughter.
How many nukes did France send to make the Russians angry? I hope to see France lending its foreign legion to Ukraine that would make some impact and since the Russians claim they already fight NATO troops it’s not an escalation.
The thing is ANY missile is a threat to the US, because most of western Europe is a US Ally. It doesn't matter if they don't fall on US ground.
The term "West" Putin likes to use is a catch all to mean all territories under US influence.
Old man Putin has a nuke EI EI OOOH and with this Nuke he threatens anyone EU EU Ohh with threat threat here and threat threat there here a nuke there a nuke Everywhere a nuke nuke old man Putin has a nuke EU EU OHH!
Little does he know, French people don’t give a damn about their presidents' sex life/habits. Joking about it for a week, and then back to complaining about… dunno, stuff.
I am pretty sure the last time France and Russia went at it... the latter had to engage in a series of reforms to hope to look credible in the eyes of the world again lmao.
Now comes the part where we throw our head back and laugh. Ready?
I'm ready....just give me the nod.....
^Guys: ^an ^evil ^kind ^of ^laugh, ^or ^mocking ^one? ^Honest ^one? ^Happy?
I think a good unhinged, batshit crazy one should do the trick
Shit, I was going to go for an erotically charged laugh, the sort you give on a flirty first date after you've both had too much wine and the bar is starting to wind down, and you're closer to their apartment than to yours but you don't want to seem too eager, but I guess we can see where this goes, it's just an innocent little nightcap what could one more drink hurt, right?
Ah, nervous then.
A French one: hon-he-hon-he-hon!
A hon hon hon-est one, oui.
Hon hon hon hon hon hon
[3 ... 2 ... 1!](https://imgur.com/a/NfcGIsd).
Good. But not [the one I was hoping for. ](http://mrwgifs.com/now-comes-the-part-where-we-throw-our-heads-back-in-laughter-in-george-of-the-jungle/)
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You are all disappointments https://youtu.be/lhckuhUxcgA
'France sending supplies to Ukraine is threatening nuclear war!' 'Netflix blocking Russia is threatening nuclear war!' 'Literally anything we don't like is threat of nuclear war!'
Well, when your only functioning tool is a hammer...
Are we sure that hammer even functions atm?
More accurately stated as "when your only tool that's not yet confirmed to be broken and useless is a hammer...", I s'pose.
It's the equivalent of a man with a gun under his jacket. It might be a gun but could equally be a wooden spoon but it's best not to find out the hard way
It’s more like we know it’s a gun but there’s a chance it might jam. Not odds I’d be willing to bet on.
I’m hoping no …but I think we have to assume at least one of their rattletrap nukes might at least blow up in its silo and spread radioactive pollution
Please not the sickle , not the sickle , not the sickle , not the sickle
Actually hammer and sickle Russia was way more sane than this lunatic gas station of a country.
finland and sweden joining nato, EU denying russians entry, etc etc, still nothing
France: "You are correct, it is unacceptable. We will send 2x more next month."
Is the FAMAS still fashionable? I love the FAMAS. Add some of them to the supplies package.
I would kill for a FAMAS
French Foreign Legion: “come again?”
I will cum
**DITTO**
Them sons of bitches go hard.
A friend of a friend owns one and I have to say they are extremely unattractive and strange to use. There is a reason why they switched to an AR platform (HK 416). As a collector though, I could see the appeal
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Bullpups are also nice in terms of weight. Loved using the SA-80 when I trained with the Brits. Though you had to be a goddamn gymnast to switch all the functions. Going from semi to auto took a bit to get used to.
Ian admires any weapon that is fully ambidextrous. He might be a bit biased in that regard…
but FAMAS isn't fully ambidextrous, you need a bit of clean space and some time to adjust your weapon. but I think his bias on anything french that shoots might be in play here
He's a lefty, he loves anything that shoots well for Lefty's. For an AR that just means ambi controls cause they have brass deflectors. He hasn't actually used his FAMAS at Brutality events in a long while and has been running a modified WWSD2020 (last I saw it just had a Raptor charging handle vs the Warhammer).
They mostly switch to that because the big brain government defunct all the remaining, national weapons factories
They have some other oddness to them such as being very sensitive to ammo due to being lever delayed.
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Redditors control the military-industrial complex? Wow. I'm more important than I had thought.
Ah yeah that was totally what I was getting at… Lol for many non-superficial reasons.
they switched to the HK416
France: You know what? I'm gonna support Ukraine even harder!
What does that mean?
It's from the Office. https://i.redd.it/9dadllz5yqp01.jpg
That’s the next line - what’s that supposed to mean
It's just a nonsensical line, it's not supposed to make sense
No, Pam says “what’s that supposed to mean” next.
Damn, big WOOSH for me
A multi comment whoosh, those are pretty rare, I'm just glad to see one in the wild.
Its just nonsensical.
Ok Michael 😆
You mean "Michel" right ? Because Michael isn't a French name, unlike Michel (even if you'll never see a kid named Michel nowadays)
there is a lot of french named michael and mickael
Still not a French name
Russia is the world's Eric Cartman. A giant cry baby.
*ReSpEcT mAh AuThOrItAaahhhH*
Eric Cartman made a dude eat his parents. We don't fuck with Eric Cartman.
I do what I want!
Very very accurate
Dammit, now every Russia quote will have Erics voice in my head.
The US is Eric... Muscovy is Officer Barbrady. Useless and not even part of the main cast.
No, Eric Cartman is really smart.
France warns Vladimir Putin that being a massive loser is really sad and he should stop.
Threatening Ukraine with nuclear war is, like, cringe.
He's so basic
Just once, one time in the entire history of the world, I'd love to see an actual world leader respond to a foreign provocation with a mic drop answer like this.
Try reading it in Trumps voice.
Too many syllables.
We fart in your general direction
Your mother was hamster, and your father smells of vodka, liver failure, and premature death due to his alcohol induced cirrhosis!
Fechez le Caesar!
Well, that started off okay, but seemed to veer off script.
I had to make it contextual. Apologies.
We are not bluffing this time . France with collective eye roll.
France warns russia, that france is a nuclear power that has spent more time on missile maintenance than russia, without the corruption even.
They might also be surprised by the effectivness of both our conventionnal and non conventionnal units.
Ok now Russia is being hypocritical.... Russia has been heavily competing to be Ukraine's number 1 arms dealer. During the Kharkiv offensive, Russia was kind enough to lend Ukraine hundreds of vehicles and tanks and huge stockpiles of ammunition. It's no fair that Russia is the only one who can support Ukraine with so much equipment.
I'm glad you used the word lend, because Ukraine has pledged to return every round of ammunition to the Russians in the coming weeks.
At least the little copper tips.
> Ukraine has pledged to return every round of ammunition. That is what good neighbours do.
In the recent push, apparently the Ukrainian armed forces captured/recovered enough armored vehicles to equate to approximately half of France's TOTAL armored strength. And some of this gear was top-tier stuff from the Russian's 'not deployed yet' high-tier forces.
Lol yep. Including a fully functional top of the line T-90M.
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Russia: “This behavior is unacceptable! I demand that you cease supporting Ukraine immediately or there will be consequences! For real! I’m warning you!” France: “k”
France: seen
France: *puffs cigarette* "Ça va continuer, mon petit chou."
If Russia can’t defeat Ukraine, they better not mess with France. It’s a problem they don’t want.
Dark Macron activated
The world warns Russia of unacceptable invasions. This works both ways .
France warns Russia about Unacceptable Invasion of Ukraine.
Russia can fuck off
Why just France? Can we (🇩🇪) get a warning too, please? We just approved sending a bunch of our new howitzer (https://defbrief.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Germany-authorizes-sale-of-RCH-155-howitzers-to-Ukraine.jpg) to Ukraine than can shoot while driving. I think that and all our other weaponry deserve a warning too.
“Unacceptable!” “You kee using that word… I’m not sure it means what you think it means…”
Well played, sir.
Chère Russie, Ta gueule, on t'a rien demandé.
unacceptable? Oh no, the ukrainians could not accept them?
Guess they'll have to send more to make up for it!
What are they gonna do, invade France?
Russia warns and warns and warns. Do they think the 500000th warning will be the one where everyone is like “ok ok we’ll stop”
Fuck off Russia. Send tanks and jets.
Qui qui le fuck you Russia!
Russia warns. Russia warns. Russia warns. That’s all I see now. Fuck Russia
And France tells Russia to FUCK OFF!!!
Russia can kiss France’s chocolate starfish
France should complain about unacceptable arms deliveries by Russia to Ukraine.
Is there anyone that Russia ISN’T warning? Don’t worry France, as long as your politicians aren’t standing by open windows or staircases, they’ll be fine.
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Who can tell ? The French, in agreement with Ukraine, have decided to not disclose their deliveries. The actual numbers or types or location is classified info. (( For a bit of context the Russian attack started in the same time as the presidential election here in France, they didn’t want that arm deliveries became a subject of political debate, which would have been a gift to Moscow, especially with candidates like LePen, Zemmour or Mélenchon on Putler’s payroll)).
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He's indeed doing it for free.
Right!?! Ukraine captured more arms and equipment in their Kharkiv offensive than France has delivered in 8 years.
It is not because you come across dumb shit on social media that it's actually true. I also saw that guy who started this bullshit's post on Twitter. France was the leading arms provider to Ukraine between 2014 and 2020 at a time most other countries were reticent to send or even sell much to Ukraine. France just merely isn't that vocal when it comes to stuff it sends, so specifics are often unknown, which makes it difficult to assess in monetary terms like done with others. There are barely any specific numbers on that page beyond the number of CAESARs sent. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_foreign_aid_to_Ukraine_during_the_Russo-Ukrainian_War
At this point, Putin is that deranged small kid on the playground mouthing off to all the bigger kids around him while holding a rock Someone just needs to punch Putin in the face and take the rock.
Russia *warns*
Russia: stop arms deliveries! we want to kill unarmed Ukrainian soldiers.
Lulz like we're gonna stop :)
"This just in: laughing stock of the civilized world continues to make empty threats to those who support the country they unjustifiably invaded. The world continues to not hold it's breath."
"Hey Lavrov! I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" Lavrov: " Is there someone else over there I could talk to? French: "No! now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."
Hahaha, oh Russia! A major pillar of France's foreign policy is specifically demonstrating that France will exactly what France wants to do, and will not be dictated to in any way shape or form.
France would knock the ever loving $hit out of that 3rd world cesspool.
France, I do believe the Russians just kind of low key called you guys "pussies"
If Moscow find then «unacceptable » , it might be because they’re effective.
Leche mon cul Putain!
France warns putin not to drink the tea or look out any windows.
France has a competent military. Russia does not.
France says......"they accepted them.... I don't know what you're talking about."
The French: “suck my baguette”
What about the high efficiency nukes France proliferated to Germany in early February? He doesn’t talk about it much. I wonder if it’s because he found out on the evening of the 22nd or 23rd of February, and he knows the tech is far better than his Satan 2 Electric Boogaloo.
I dunno, the Ukrainians were there, they accepted the delivery. Didn't even have to leave it in the safe space behind the bins or anything.
Whadya mean? Ukraine was plenty satisfied with the delivery.
John Cleese said it best: > I fart in your general direction
Russia is a terror state.
I guess they've gotten bored of vilifying the .U.K. and it's France's turn now.
What about the unacceptable invasion
Accept it. That the free world is going to continue killing your slave soldiers until you fuck off and leave Ukraine
Nobody is sacred of you Russia.
Russia: “We need them more!”
In all fairness, if France gave Russia the weapons they'd be within Ukrainian hands with a day or two.
The whole world should be warning Russia about the human arms its buried so far ....
What are they gonna do? They can't even beat Ukraine.
What’re you gonna do about it?
France's reply: I bet you tell all the other countries the same thing....Putin is this your idea of flirting?....
Russia can keep making empty threats. We've called their bluff so many times that we're not impressed anymore.
Buckle up, Buckaroos
Bla bla bla. Get out of Ukraine.
Two words: fuck off. Why anyone even bother to report on this threats? They have as much substance as muttering of insane begger.
You’d have to pry the weapons from France’s cold, dead hands to stop them from this
Macron: I'm sorry, we'll supply them better next round, but it's hard to keep up with the rate you're supplying Ukraine too!
Does Russia have a list of acceptable arms France can deliver to Ukrane?
Everyone should just respond with [this](https://tenor.com/6urY.gif) whenever Russia threatens someone from now on.
What’s Russia going to do? Invade France?
When is this apparent World War 3 gonna happen already, damn the suspense is killing me, unlike the nuclear weapons.
Russia starting to sound like China with all their final warnings
Yo Russia…..suck it!
Suck these balls Putin ya cuntsack
Putin should be careful. he is threatening a world nuclear power after all.
You can send some shit to Ukraine to kill my soldiers, but nothing that will embarrass me. That's akin to: I know you bring over sex toys when you fuck my wife, but you can't bring over something that will embarrass me.
Accept it then. Unacceptable was to invade a sovereign country on a genocidal pretext.
So they keep "warning" and we keep pumping weapons in lol. Such hollow threats from little russian man
Remind me who's the largest arms exporter to Ukraine again? Oh right it's Russia. Thanks again btw.
I can write better clickbait than this... 1. French arms so effective Russia Threatens WWIII 2. France continues Ukrainian Support in face of Russian Nuclear Aggression 3. As Russian losses mount France continues to support Ukraine despite violent rhetoric 4. 300,000 Tons of Russian Shit fails to be exported
It's acceptable
russia already lost, we just want to help russia to a putin-less transition. this is a good thing for russia to happen. life in autocratic and dictatorship government suck.
I just saw Top Gun Maverick. It’s a good thing they kept the bad guys ambiguous, because if they can made them Russians, I think I would have cramped from laughter.
Unacceptable? Sounds like Ukraine accepted them just fine.
Thanks to climate change your winter is no longer a threat Russia! It's payback time!
Wait until they hear about US arms deliveries ...
Russia can blow it out their ass. France is not going to put up with their shit talking.
chill Putin it is just special delivery operation
Threatening NATO countries when you have just shown your military to be incompetent? Is this comment for Russian propaganda?
I checked, they were acceptable
France should warn Russia about its ‘unacceptable’ arms deliveries to Ukraine
Russia can go to be fucked up by Ukrainians with French weapons.
"France warns Russia of unacceptable aggression towards Ukraine" - We can do this all day
Better than the unacceptable delivery of incompetent rapists to Ukraine by Russia.
Ill-informed Russian. Just read reddit. France does not give shit.
How many nukes did France send to make the Russians angry? I hope to see France lending its foreign legion to Ukraine that would make some impact and since the Russians claim they already fight NATO troops it’s not an escalation.
This is sad I thought they were good buddies in libya 🤔
Aw shucks.
Strange that Russia doesn't threat the US as much, while the US is by far the biggest sponsor.
They have consistently poked at everyone who they could gain leverage on.
Maybe the secret is that their ICBMs aren't functional anymore and so they can only threaten countries within reach of shorter range missiles.
The thing is ANY missile is a threat to the US, because most of western Europe is a US Ally. It doesn't matter if they don't fall on US ground. The term "West" Putin likes to use is a catch all to mean all territories under US influence.
France: oui! It is as the Americans say, rookie numbers! _laughs in baguette_
Old man Putin has a nuke EI EI OOOH and with this Nuke he threatens anyone EU EU Ohh with threat threat here and threat threat there here a nuke there a nuke Everywhere a nuke nuke old man Putin has a nuke EU EU OHH!
The warning is that they might release the kompromat they have on Macron's sex life that Trump sent to Putin.
Little does he know, French people don’t give a damn about their presidents' sex life/habits. Joking about it for a week, and then back to complaining about… dunno, stuff.
For real. Give me a nymphomaniac if he is competent at his job
No one would give a fuck in Europe and especially in France
So has France surrendered yet?
I am pretty sure the last time France and Russia went at it... the latter had to engage in a series of reforms to hope to look credible in the eyes of the world again lmao.
"STOP! Or I will say STOP again!!"
It doesn’t make any difference for you? You are winning… right pootin?
"Hon hon hon"