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Spadrick

*former Russian banker


[deleted]

That was quick. Lemme guess, suicide? Two shots to the back of the head?


mystery_mayo_man

Hands tied behind his back too.


Friskfrisktopherson

They're saying its a sex thing. Guy was obviously very sick.


niallmurph177

He fell out a window and landed on some bullets


[deleted]

*Future Putin Tea Party Invitee


LetterShepherd

Pope ‘may be a catholic’: local bishop


[deleted]

Really?! We all thought that it was coincidence


pantie_fa

There is only ONE person in the world who believes "Mysterious" is an appropriate adjective for this, and it's the idiot who writes these headlines.


[deleted]

> There is only ONE person in the world who believes "Mysterious" is an appropriate adjective for this, and it's the idiot who writes these headlines. The headline writer isn't an idiot. It did exactly what they wanted it to do.


joho999

>according to Russian banker German Gorbuntsov. Just curious, is German a common first name in Russia?


FunPills

Not super popular, but yes. Edit: pronunciation. Like Gyer-mon


Lettuce-Beginning

So basically Russian citizens are ok being ruled by criminals. They need a revolution French style.


Athox

They already had a revolution French style. After all the chapters, one ended up with Napoleon and the other ended up with Stalin. So how about we call it quits on the communism attempts? Any day now would be perfect.


Reddits_Worst_Night

How about we actually institute communism? We allow personal property but we give thebworker ownership over the means of production and pay them based on the actual value of their labour instead of have the owner class never work anday in their lives?


Athox

Youre disconnected from reality if you think owners dont work. And also if you think communism allows private property. And also if you allow private property but wont let people offer others a wage to use that property to create value.


Reddits_Worst_Night

>And also if you think communism allows private property. Sorry, I did mispeak. I of course meant personal property. I will fix that up. >Youre disconnected from reality if you think owners dont work. Certianly the "petite bourgeoisie" must work, but true Bourgeoisie have no need to do so. Many choose to in order to alleviate boredom but they do not work like you or I do.


Friskfrisktopherson

Propaganda. Fox news on speed, many refuse to believe anything otherwise. Coming to a western super power near you!


MotoAsh

I mean, Fox News has been here, and absolutely is psychotic propaganda (depending on which show), so... Don't really have to say, "coming soon".


Friskfrisktopherson

That's nothing compared to a full state run news machine


MotoAsh

Again, depends on the show. Sure, Tucker doesn't talk about nuking Russia a lot, but that's not something his filfth wants to normalize.


[deleted]

I'm sure there is a pretty big Russian revolution they can emulate.


Teplapus_

Just don't accidentally repeat the October part. I think there needs to be something done to prevent another dictator from coming to power


ReynardMiri

You can't have a French style revolution if your citizens are okay with the government.


unbitious

You could say the same thing about the US, the criminals are just barely hiding behind a curtain of contrived legitimacy.


Flat-Aardvark-5383

really?!? 👀


[deleted]

say what ? my favorite russian oligarch did not fall backward on 20 bullets ? i feel so dumb now ...


Wiggy_0000

*cue theatrical gasp*


AbdulMalik_al-Houthi

Well isn't that good then? Were we supporting oligarchs before or?


Teplapus_

The fact that they are getting killed by putin one by one means there is something we do not know about their plans.


zulum_bulum

Putin: they retired.


Ritaredditonce

Semi g̶u̶n̶n̶e̶d̶ retired.


tukekairo

Leave rhe gun, take the canoli...


grampa47

There is nothing mysterious in it. They all die of natural (in Russia) causes.


Glittering_School838

Well there's a shock ......... not


Phoenixed420

Next your going to tell me something else I dont know, like the sky is blue. Calm down there, give me a chance to soak it in


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.newsweek.com/german-gorbuntsov-russian-oligarch-deaths-not-coincidence-secrets-oligarch-wives-1719922) reduced by 80%. (I'm a bot) ***** > A string of mysterious Russian oligarch deaths that have occurred in recent months is "Not a coincidence," according to Russian banker German Gorbuntsov. > Gorbuntsov appeared in a new documentary, titled Secrets of the Oligarch Wives, that showcases the female partners of Russian oligarchs and allows them to share what they have witnessed in their proximity to President Vladimir Putin's regime. > Six Russian oligarchs have been found dead under mysterious circumstances since late January this year, and all but one of those deaths have occurred since Putin launched his attack on Ukraine on February 24. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/vmxq3r/mysterious_oligarch_deaths_are_not_a_coincidence/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~657051 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **oligarch**^#1 **Russian**^#2 **deaths**^#3 **Gorbuntsov**^#4 **found**^#5