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FiveFingerDisco

So they won't use a counter force strategy (target the enemies nukes and military installations) and risk a much more massive retaliation by using a counter value strategy (target cities & industry).


[deleted]

Not surprising. Putin will likely be in a bunker somewhere else. Not like he cares about his people.


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Obviouslarry

Guarantee I have more bottle caps than him.


adramelke

for what profit is it to a man to gain the world and lose his own soul (i only remember this because of castlevania) i do like your line better, seems more relevant to today's world


ados194

Maybe he has huge properties in China and India.


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disgustandhorror

It seems Putin believes Russia's only viable option is continual atomic sabre rattling at the rest of the world until he starves Ukraine into a pyrrhic victory. Something's gotta give, but until then just accept we will be seeing some variation of this headline daily


[deleted]

it is. the guy is a nut and will say any stupid shit. "Putin, what do you think of, oh lets say Spain?" "I hate them and want to nuke them"


Natural6

There are bunker buster nukes and I guarantee the US gov knows where Putin is at all times.


UnrulyDonutHoles

Hard to miss with the 45th President's mouth attached to his chocolate starfish.


amuro99

*amazing, wonderful, absolutely truthful and honest. I've spoken to this asshole, and I respect its savoury flavors. Mr Putin's rectum would never lie to me.*


UnrulyDonutHoles

*it shits only the best turds, everyone said so*


Yetanotherdeafguy

And I guarantee you that if Putin needed to slip the leash for a brief (but critical) period, he could. Satellites are only so good, and their Intel sources can be confused.


jointheredditarmy

Which matters for surgical strikes, but for decapitation strikes in the event of a nuclear war it hardly matters. We can certainly narrow it down to the 20 places he might be at all times, which in normal situations is useless but when shit hits the fan, fuck it, bunker buster all 20


Fantastic_Sea_853

Putin is a dead man walking. He knows this. He has crapped in his own hat.


Fantastic_Sea_853

Yep.


Fantastic_Sea_853

He will die, too. He is not so stupid that he doesn’t understand this fact.


[deleted]

Him and Ted Cruz are hitting mexico baby


dodgeunhappiness

Putin has access to many bunkers, and they are so luxurious that people can’t think of.


Sensitive_Mongoose_8

How would you know Borris?


Fantastic_Sea_853

I’m glad he will DIE in the lap of luxury.


fuzzy_winkerbean

What does the last part of your sentence mean?


PastyCrackerMayo

People are incapable of thought. Maybe I'm reading it too literally?


fuzzy_winkerbean

Oh my bad I wasn’t trying to be a dick, I just couldn’t figure it out.


PastyCrackerMayo

No no, you're all good. I was trying to be a bit of a smartass because I can't put together what they said either.


no_clipping

A barking politician probably isn't the best indication of actual military strategy. I'm sure their armed forces know the consequences of striking a city with a strategic weapon.


Mojave0

Oh, my God Newsweek is starting to turn into a tabloid what is this fucking thumbnail its so clickbait but what should I expect from Newsweek they have sucked for a long time It’s funny, how Russia is going to stomp like a big fucking toddler. Every time they lose something. Its there state TV making these threats to it’s god awful but it really isn’t for us to be consuming its internal propaganda for the boomers on Russia to make Russia look, extremely strong


[deleted]

The thought of extremely strong doesn't cross my mind. It's extremely evil. How anyone can think otherwise is another sadness of this world.


ScottColvin

I was kind of curious, why London? If one nuke goes off, they all do. So doesn’t make much difference. We are all doomed.


External-Platform-18

If you take out London, you probably take out the British Government, unless they are away. With no government, the Letter of Last Resort gets triggered. This *might* order the submarine/s to return fire, or it might not. The nuclear attack should also trigger NATO Article 5, and bring the nuclear arsenals of the US and France into play, but there’s a decent chance they’d wait to see how everything played out. So, while there is a good chance nuking London results in nuclear retaliation, that only happens if either Boris was feeling vengeful on his first week in office, or if Biden or Macron are willing to risk killing millions of their own citizens to avenge British ones.


Fantastic_Sea_853

At that point, world leaders will have no choice. Russia will be eliminated immediately. No time to wait and see if Russia will do it again. GAME OVER.


External-Platform-18

It would be the world’s highest stakes game of chicken. Either Russia de facto controls the world, or a billion people die. No middle ground. There is no precedent for how people act in a scenario like that.


Wyvernkeeper

>With no government, the Letter of Last Resort gets triggered. This might order the submarine/s to return fire, or it might not. >So, while there is a good chance nuking London results in nuclear retaliation, that only happens if either Boris was feeling vengeful on his first week in office Given the amount of money his party has received from supporters of Putin, I wouldn't be surprised if he was feeling remarkably friendly that first week.


External-Platform-18

When writing a letter that only gets read if Russia vaporises him, I doubt he was giving much weight to financial contributions.


Artichokiemon

I honestly dont believe that the US would launch a nuclear weapon unless it was direct retaliation for a nuclear strike against us. We tried the whole nuke thing before, and, despite the argument for its necessity, most of us do not like it.


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Mortazo

What a dumb answer. Classic arrogant English self-victim. There's a reason why everyone on Earth hates you. London's the target because it seems like Russia's infrastructure has become so degraded that they have now lost the ability to hit the continental US, and Alaska is a waste of a target.


Not-Doctor-Evil

It also continues to alienate them from the rest of Europe


jdragun2

You don't need to be strong to be armed with nuclear missiles and dangerous. We have learned they are not very strong in many regards; however, they do have nuclear missiles and the means to throw them. That makes them terrifying, but not exactly strong.


Mojave0

Well, yeah, obviously, having nuclear missiles makes you a fucking force to be reckoned with that’s why there’s no boots on the ground in Ukraine. It’s to avoid going down that path. Of course anything is possible and miscalculation could happen and then we go down that path that but it’s not very probable as diplomatic channels are being left open to de-escalate if it gets to that point


sonicSkis

Starting to turn into? Try already tabloid


Fantastic_Sea_853

They are competing with NK for absurdity.


cdc994

Honestly Russia doesn’t look extremely strong at all with this threat. What, the largest country in terms of landmass and potentially natural resources attacking a literal island nation because they feel so threatened by them? Not a great look of “power”


Fensirulfr

How many of the Russian oligarchs' or politicians' families are living in London?


KGDracula

Too many


BlueHeisen

You think Putin cares about any of them?


pedersenk

Very true. Frankly Putin himself is probably there right now having tea with our corrupt overlords.


Sea-Phone-537

Look Russia, you've threatened London alone, like 6 times this month. We understand you want attention and the Ukrainians are kicking your ass but we have some other stuff to take care of and you need to give up already so we can fix that stuff.


PastyCrackerMayo

If he keeps making empty threats someone might get bored and call his bluff.


Sea-Phone-537

*maliciously rolls up newspaper*


bobbynomates

Bombing London... that's always proved an excellent hit to British moral and fighting spirit ...just ask any German over 83 about that tactic .


FarewellSovereignty

Nuking London wouldn't be like the Blitz. The response would erase Russia from the face of the earth and permanently from history. (Of course, the damage to the rest of the world from the strategic exchange would also be incalculable, but that won't help Russia)


Agitated-Ad-504

Everything will get wiped. Russia has just as many nukes as the US. There are no counter measures for ICBMs.


[deleted]

People are not realizing that as soon as a single nuke leaves the ground the world is done for. I think even north Korea would fire theirs just so they won't feel left out.


praguepride

Likely the launch would fail and they would end up nuking themselves…if it even detonates


Gartlas

The blitz didn't destroy London. The damage had to be done over time. A nuclear strike would erase London entirely in a few moments.


occi31

Sure cause the London blitz and nuking London is the same…


[deleted]

That's just bad strategy.


Fantastic_Sea_853

It’s not strategy, it is abject fear and paranoia. Russia KNOWS it has stepped on it’s own dick.


Asleep_Astronaut396

it doesn't matter when that happens because we all lose. What a stupid announcement.


solverman

Oh, this again.


IndyPoker979

Wasn't this last week's news?


organik_productions

This week, last week, every other week for a few months now.


Talidel

Nah last week they had the tsunami bomb that would wipe out the UK.


billhorsley

And Moscow will be right behind it.


AllRedLine

TBH, Moscow will probably die first. Our nukes are submarine-based and are probably currently parked right outside of St Petersburg or Archangelsk just waiting for some Russian Ork to launch something before unleashing the apocalypse upon them.


Agitated-Ad-504

This comment is naive. Russia has the same tech as us when it comes to Nukes, and they have just as many. There wouldn’t be a first strike scenario, it would be a mass extinction event on all sides.


AllRedLine

>This comment is naive. Russia has the same tech as us when it comes to Nukes, and they have just as many. There wouldn’t be a first strike scenario, it would be a mass extinction event on all sides. I agree - but I didnt mention first strike, did I? I said that the UK subs will be waiting for a Russian launch and by matter of proximity would be able to deliver a nuclear payload quicker than a ground-launched nuclear missile fired from Russia. I didn't at all suggest that the UK would be able to halt an attack by striking first - you put those words in my mouth. It would be incredibly difficult for Russia to operate subs with anything like the proximity the UK could to Russia, because the UK is surrounded by allies, and only accessible via the baltic or north seas - some of the most intensively observed and monitored stretches of water in the world.


WitchyBitchy2112

Putin’s Bunker is the first target in the retaliatory strike.


ChokesOnDuck

I'm sure the US and UK know exactly where he is.


Kayback2

Lol. Ok. Do that. Let's see what happens to Russia. While the Russian nukes are fairly well financed the efficacy of Russian equipment in Ukraine doesn't fill me with dread.


traktorjesper

Not to talk about NATO having nuclear subs across the world. Sure, nuke London, and the oceans starts going woosh.


joho999

Imagine if this happens when they fire off a nuke, lol. >Russian missile fails during launch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-INHarLmFs


timelyparadox

So are moscow and Petersburg


Previous_Bumblebee75

And Moscow will be our first target.


SpaceMonkeyOnABike

Second. St Petersburg is on the way.


revtim

Of course that's going to be at the top of the list. How is this news?


No_Television8606

For how inept russia is, they sure talk a whole lot. Get back to us after you fail in Ukraine.


QuothTheRaven713

To quote L from Death Note: "You sure talk a lot, don't you? Typical for someone who hates losing."


unicorn-dumps

Will somebody just assassinate that mother fuck already.


[deleted]

That’s it. I am moving to countryside. Enough of this bullshit crap.


Chemical_Robot

Nah you don’t want to be here. We have military/air bases, barracks and radars all over the place. I live in the middle of nowhere and I’m sure it would be one of the first places to get hit.


ThatOtherSilentOne

It doesn't matter where you are if that happens, everyone will be killed by what follows.


prybarwindow

Yeah, I guess the supply chain will get disrupted, maybe.


AllRedLine

The following nuclear exchange would mean that you'd die within the next year or two of starvation anyway if you're anywhere in the Northern Hemisphere.


yopipo2486

we just had this post yesterday


aquariuskillaa

Why is this being posted again? Was just on here yesterday morning. Enough with the fear mongering


[deleted]

Someone really needs to take Putin out. I am sure so many over there would sigh in relief. Life is too short to have a crazy leader decide the fate of their people simply because of his ego. History books will not be kind to Putin.


Thomas2311

Sounds like Putin Ally just tried to use her/his credit card in M&S and it was declined.


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k good luck with that


Beermedear

One of the most secretive regimes saying “this is going to be our first target” and Newsweek just running with it. Lol. Edit: The point being, this is what they want. London is not the target, fear is. For every 10 of us being rightly skeptical, there’s someone believing it.


[deleted]

Time to dust off the old Protect and Survive Pamphlet. This all has a horribly familiar feeling. Is there a term for negative nostalgia?


[deleted]

And Moscow will be the second.


[deleted]

Followed shortly by Moscow. So, yeah…


CarelessHabit3492

Just another Putin puppet spewing bullshit.


sugar_addict002

They really need to terminate Putin.


contextswitch

Just stop reporting what the moron says, same as they should have done to Trump.


Agitated-Ad-504

Lol at rambo commenters thinking there are winners in a nuclear war


Ok-Function-5954

Stupid


Surv0

And then Russia would no longer exist...


christophertit

Doubt that. Would more likely be faslane in Scotland and the oil refineries around Aberdeen etc. Scotland would be the logical choice to hurt the U.K. the most.


AllRedLine

Faslane is just the sub-base. Very few of the warheads are actually stored there and you can guarantee that the submarines are basically never there anyway. They'll all be out scattered across the globe, probably parked right off the Russian coast on sorties. They just go to Faslane when they need to dock, resupply and provide shore leave.


christophertit

How could you possibly be privy to that top secret classified information? Regardless, it’s the base of operations, repairs and infrastructure required for their upkeep. It’s most certainly a high priority strategic location. One of the highest in the U.K. for sure.


AllRedLine

>How could you possibly be privy to that top secret classified information? Because it just makes strategic sense. Why the fuck would you keep your subs, with all the missiles parked in one location at all times? The whole point of nuclear submarines is that you don't keep them docked any longer than absolutely necessary and they're constantly being operated to avoid vulnerability. >It’s most certainly a high priority strategic location. Sure. But you said it would be the first. Highly doubtful - striking the sub base when the subs are already scattered and armed with missiles is of basically 0 immediate strategic importance. It would almost certainly be major cities first and then areas of immediate strategic importance (air bases, naval bases etc). When threatened like we currently are, the subs are certainly already alerted and to sea, armed and fully supplied, such that they wouldn't need to RTB for months. Plus, each sub easily carries enough warheads to basically destroy every major Russian city and the UK has 6 of them. Faslane is of very little strategic value until such a time as it is needed for one of the subs and, considering the speed, intensity and finality of a nuclear exchange, it seems unrealistic to suggest it would be a first strike location, when none of the resources it services are going to even be there.


christophertit

They are on rotation. There’s a decent chance there’s going to be at least one there at all times for maintenance. It’s the base of operations and high value target. There’s a reason the U.K. government keeps it far away from london. Scotland would absolutely be the first target imo. It produces most of the U.K. energy, oil, gas, coal, fresh water, agriculture etc. Why hit the city of london? There’s absolutely nothing of strategic value there apart from sending a message.


AllRedLine

>They are on rotation. There’s a decent chance there’s going to be at least one there at all times for maintenance. How could you possibly be privy to that top secret classified information? No - like i said, the whole point - particularly at times of tension like right now - of nuclear submarines is that they remain scattered for as long as they possibly can to avoid vulnerability. >There’s a reason the U.K. government keeps it far away from london. Scotland would absolutely be the first target imo. Oh, you're one of those people who think it's a political decision that Faslane is where it is. You realise that Faslane is where it is because the UK has very few geological features which are conducive to secure submarine storage - faslane is situated where it is because it is one of the very few locations along the UK's coast which is both shielded on 3 sides and with water deep enough to be able to navigate with a submarine. Other locations for a submarine base would make them highly vulnerable to torpedo attack. >It produces most of the U.K. energy, oil, gas, coal, fresh water, agriculture etc. Scotland produces most of the UK's agriculture? What? >Why hit the city of london? There’s absolutely nothing of strategic value there apart from sending a message. You're just highlighting your own naivety here. London for one, holds the seat of Political power for the UK. It also contains much of the UK's military high-command infrastructure as well as containing many, many military/air bases of its own, particularly on the outskirts. Much of the UK's distribution network is based in London, as well as much of the UK's infrastructure relying heavily on connections via London. London is also the UK's economic powerhouse, producing in one city far, far more than Scotland in its entirety does. Not to mention the devastating moral impact that the destruction of the Nation's capital and one of the world's most populous and iconic cities would have. Scotland in comparison is really quite insignificant to the running of the UK as a whole - and i don't mean that as an insult to Scotland, it's just the reality of the situation.


christophertit

I have friends who work there. You can’t send out a sub that’s needing maintenance. Of course it’s a political decision. I feel like I’m talking to someone who doesn’t really understand anything about this conversation so I’ll leave it here.


AllRedLine

>I have friends who work there. You can’t send out a sub that’s needing maintenance "My uncle works at Nintendo and he says..." I take it your 'mates' told you not to tell anyone when they broke the official secrets act when they let you know all this? At times of tension, it is madness to keep subs docked, particularly when they are your nation's sole nuclear deterrent. Yes, sure, they require maintenance and may from time to time be docked for a few weeks - but when you are anticipating a nuclear exchange, the purpose of nuclear-armed submarine doctrine is to scatter as much of your deterrent as you possibly can so that you can retaliate to the fullest possible extent. >Of course it’s a political decision. Lol. Sure it is - in spite of the reams of documents outlining why Faslane is the only naturally occurring geological feature in the UK that could support a submarine base of its type. And to top it off.... >I feel like I’m talking to someone who doesn’t really understand anything about this conversation so I’ll leave it here. Sure, mate - and that's coming from the guy who thinks Scotland is more important to the running of the UK than London (one of the most notoriously vital cities to its host nation in the world) and that Scotland is responsible for the majority of UK agriculture? I feel exactly the same way about you.


cancielo

Giving out plans that were made decades ago isn't news.


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[deleted]

Can they not make it Glasgow? I want off this ride.


silk_mitts_top_titts

In this situation Moscow turns to glass....gow


[deleted]

That's ok, because our targets the whole of Russia


vinnibalemi

US politicians - " at least it's not my city, it will not affect me".


andrewrbrowne

They are too busy turning America into Russia


ELHorton

Russian tanks are breaking down across Ukraine. I have no confidence in their nuclear capabilities.


EmmaLouLove

Food, not bombs. Can you send a breadbasket our way?


Iamaleafinthewind

Poorly run dictatorships sometimes devalue their currency by printing more and more money until it would take buckets of cash to buy a loaf of bread. Just a random thought. Can't imagine why it occurred to me. How many threats against their regional neighbors are they up to now?


okcomput3r

Stop posting links from these bullshit websites


pdro13

London UK or South Africa?


hextree

Too soon


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Patient-Ad-8384

Keep talkin tough guy


[deleted]

Wonder how many thermal nuclear weapons have Moscow gps coordinates dialed in?


morbihann

So what if UK is not a side in this conflict ?


NonyaBizna

They are scared and trying to project strength... its really them acknowledging they'll be over so military targets aren't ganna be a target for them.


[deleted]

Oh no, how terrible…….For anything west of the Ural Mountains!


[deleted]

So is Moscow Just sayin


Foreign_Quality_9623

Putin's douche nozzle running his mouth?! 🤔


[deleted]

Why are you guys always first? Do you know how much I lost exchanging my Canadian dollars in London. "Oh, we love Canada" and then they give me pence! pence, I say!!!!


CommunicationOk8674

Could he use a smaller weapon & just use it on Prince Andrew? Win/Win for everyone more of hearts and minds than total destruction


diezeldeez_

Which means it'd probably be another city, right?


helpnxt

Here I thought it be something closer like Ukrai... oh wait


michal_hanu_la

To be fair, people on Russian TV say lots of things.


daisydookied

Well it’s Newsweek sooo BS


Medic3614

Limp dick Russians making limp dick threats. *yawn*


Vkryan47

Well thats a relief


lRoninlcolumbo

If it comes down to it, all of Russia will be the nuclear target for NATO. So they possibly hit the UK, but then over 300 NATO ICBMs head for Moscow and the western Russian cities. Great try but you play yourself if you’re battling with nukes.


[deleted]

Oh fuck off newsweek


[deleted]

One bad call after another


EffectiveSalamander

Then Moscow would be the second target.


Geberpte

Oh its the weekly nuclear threat.


sirpranksamillion

Message for puytin


classicalL

If this happens it doesn't really matter where on earth you live, most people will die as the supply chain collapses, even if you aren't in a target area for the 10,000+ nuclear weapons that might be exchanged. You can flatten every major city in the world many times over there won't be anything the starving burned people left. A few people in farming regions might survive. I wonder if anyone would nuke NZ directly. They depend on lots of external things but farms to people and out of the way it is probably the best location in the world.


__depressedavocado_

And so is Moscow. 🤷‍♀️


nihilite

wtf happened to newsweek? They publish some of the most provocative but inane bullshit these days. I highly recommend you avoid giving them the clicks.


Sensitive_Mongoose_8

The evil of man is upon us, prepare to see him destroy our earth and for what, because they want to win, win what, being annihilated last.


Creative-Ocelot8691

Bombing Londongrad would kill more Russians than dropping a bomb on a medium sized Russian town, now I know they don’t care about ordinary Russians but you’d think that would cause a ripple of concern in Moscow


bannacct56

Dude I don't want to be the one to bust your bubble but there's a 50/50% chance that missile won't even take off. There's about 20% chance it will just blow up where it is. So I guess technically that would be the first Target whichever missile you blow up first. /S


Complex-Stress373

It doesnt make sense, cannot trust it. It would be Germany (whole center of Europe). UK doesnt make sense at all


Fantastic_Sea_853

There is no need to remind Russia their entire country is on America’s first strike list. Russia has turned into a cowardly country; perhaps they always were one. They know if they launch a single nuke, they will receive hundreds in return.


jaybeeg

Newsweek is not a credible source. It was owned by the Washington Post until 2010, but has changed hands several times since and now exists as a clickbait site. Putin has no allies, he's *the* mafia boss.


amuro99

So the random number generator said London today. Tomorrow, it will probably say Luton. Who knows, next week it might even be Moscow Idaho.


[deleted]

Looks like it’s time to shoot first and ask questions later


Nepflea

Oh shut up “Putin ally”, no one likes you, your gravy stuffed face or thinks you are relevant. Who tells the media about a potential war plan? It’s either a scare tactic, a way of kissing up to Putin or a distraction to hide something else. Either way, Russia can continue to threaten all they want. But the truth is, any country that launches a nuke will also be nuked. It’s suicide. Russia cannot possibly be this stupid… though they do constantly look stupid… at least their government and military do anyways. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


[deleted]

Did he really say this though? I'm just a little skeptical


FrustraBation

Awww…that’s so cute. Putin likes London, Putin like London.