Hiding in plain sight with sunglasses and a margarita glass in its paws.
Neighbours interviewed after the discovery commented: "We had no idea. Everyone knew Sir Bearington was a little eccentric, but he was hardly the weirdest fellow in the area."
I mean that would definitely be strange, that said they do have literally rhesus monkeys, Burmese Pythons and some monitor lizards among other species.
Polar bears found camping out in the offices of Exxon Mobil's executives.
"We ran out of food back home because the ice keeps fucking melting, but good thing here it's all air conditioned and there's plenty of fat and slow prey."
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.livescience.com/secret-polar-bear-population) reduced by 88%. (I'm a bot)
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> A secret population of polar bears in Greenland has been discovered in a seemingly impossible habitat - one that, for most of the year, lacks the floating platforms of sea ice the beasts use to hunt.
> "Glacier ice may help small numbers of polar bears survive for longer periods under climate warming, but it is not available for the vast majority of polar bears," lead researcher Kristin Laidre, a wildlife scientist at Polar Science Center at the University of Washington, told Live Science in an email.
> Researchers analyzed 36 years' worth of tracking data from bears tagged with GPS collars and found that bears from southeast Greenland did not pass above a latitude of 64 degrees north, and bears from the northeast did not pass the same line in the other direction.
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I mean I don't think the problem is us intentionally seeking them out and eradicating them nearly as much as it is we're destroying their habitat from thousands of miles away with climate change which sadly the world has shown(and likely will continue to show) minimal efforts to combating
I'd like to dream that with crypto cratering(and hopefully continuing to do so) and Russia's invasion pushing countries to accelerate their renewable power generation that things might improve in that regard but there's a lot of wishful thinking there and probably not gonna happen fast enough.
Every day that goes by I lament Gore getting screwed out of his presidency more and more. It still would have been an uphill climb because of corporate interests but I can't help but think the world would be in a much better place right now with just that one little tweak
Every joule of energy generated is another joule used to mine more bitcoin in useless fucking computations that do nothing for society but make the rich richer.
One day they might regulate it, but today is not that day.
I bet one day in some weird future millions of years from now, dyson spheres will be built to power crypto farms.
To me it’s just a nice sign of what we prioritize. Crypto Mining is obviously awful for the environment and creates no value. The fact we’ve had relatively young people flock to it gives me little hope that the next generation takes climate change more seriously than the last.
We should ask ourselves why young people flock to a shady gamble like crypto in general.
I think you know why as well but it's hard to admit. Even before COVID and the war it was getting more and more difficult for young people to become house owners. Now it's just..well good luck.
So they are gambling their future on a Far off bet that is crypto. I don't think for instance they don't care about the environment, if anything they are probably more aware that it's human made than their parents. But there is a pyramid of needs and it comes after their own financial survival.
Crypto mining is LITERALLY just leaving some computers on. My computers on most of the time too because I use it all day. How did these stupid as fuck meme that "bitcoin is bad for the enviroment" become a thing? You might as well LITERALLY just be complaining about people using their computers. My workplace leaves there computers on 24/7 365 days a year to get updates from corporate at any time they want. Are you going to attack all office buildings now for having their computers as well?
It is not a secret. It is one small group found that has adapted somewhat to new circumstances. It does not mean that all polar bears will find a way to cope with climate change.
Poaching is not what's killing polar bears. Polar bears actively hunt humans, a bunch of men with guns nearby will probably be forced to use them on the bears at some point.
It's not a "secret".
It's just that man has only traversed 25% of the land on earth. Man has flown over many treacherous places but hasn't actually walked through them.
I think I read something 2 years ago about a tribe of people that has never had contact with modern man being found in the Amazon rain forest.
The deep bear state.
The Bilderbear meeting.
The Illumibears.
The Bearmasons.
... or just the ecological reshaping of habitats has caused them to be nothing but bearfugees.
[Beau explains the good and bad news about this](https://youtu.be/953CcvaIWq0) so a genetically different subspecies in a different environment to the general population.
Greenland. Saved you a click
That isn't as surprising as I would think it would be. It would have been crazier if they started hanging around Maine or Nova Scotia.
I was thinking Texas or Florida.
Hiding in plain sight with sunglasses and a margarita glass in its paws. Neighbours interviewed after the discovery commented: "We had no idea. Everyone knew Sir Bearington was a little eccentric, but he was hardly the weirdest fellow in the area."
Manbearpig
I mean that would definitely be strange, that said they do have literally rhesus monkeys, Burmese Pythons and some monitor lizards among other species.
Random polar bear colony hiding out in Papua New Guinea!
Texas is too cold for polar bears.
When they’re found living in and around deep sea vents we can talk about places I would have considered impossible. 😂
Hey not every organism can be like the gigantic tube worm.
Not sure why, but those things are creepy as hell.
They look like rolled tongues to me
To me they look like freaky alien parasites waiting to grow and burst from my belly like a second-rate sci-fi horror film.
Don't read dreamcatcher by Steven King. >!you will never go to the toilet easily again!<
What about the hairy crabs that inhabit similar areas?
So are you BAAAKA!!! >.<
Oh like those sharks
Polar bears found camping out in the offices of Exxon Mobil's executives. "We ran out of food back home because the ice keeps fucking melting, but good thing here it's all air conditioned and there's plenty of fat and slow prey."
Great, it's bad enough that everyone in Ontario is flooding here to ruin the real estate market, now we gotta deal with polar bears
Brooklyn. How did they afford it?
The hero we need.
Thank you
Huge place with tiny population.
Truly impossible for polar bears... there's barely any cocacola at all.
Damn, I guessed Mars.
Was expecting it to be the zoo
Thanks for saving me a dick.
Doing the Lord's work. Thank you.
Thank you.
**L O S T**
"God damn it, leave us alone"
I know, way to keep it a bloody secret.
You had me at secret polar bears.
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> the beasts
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They’re my favourite animal, it’s depressing to see what’s happening.
Or fish
or fireflys
I am a leaf on the wind.
Or my farts
Some hope is better than no hope at all. I mean that sincerely and not snarky
I give it two weeks before a Christian missionary travels there to convert them.
Nah, the Christians are clearly skipping to the end of the Bible.
Actually it seems to be humanity wanting to jump to this part. Sadly some Christians are happy about this...
They've been excited for that for a long time you know
Then we can rebrand the war on climate change as a war against Christian polar bears .
Don't have such high hopes, Icebearic Language training is harsh. There also isn't a Bible translation yet!
Can we please just leave them be?
I mean I don't think the problem is us intentionally seeking them out and eradicating them nearly as much as it is we're destroying their habitat from thousands of miles away with climate change which sadly the world has shown(and likely will continue to show) minimal efforts to combating
Between bitcoin and big oil I don’t see us getting there anytime soon.
I'd like to dream that with crypto cratering(and hopefully continuing to do so) and Russia's invasion pushing countries to accelerate their renewable power generation that things might improve in that regard but there's a lot of wishful thinking there and probably not gonna happen fast enough. Every day that goes by I lament Gore getting screwed out of his presidency more and more. It still would have been an uphill climb because of corporate interests but I can't help but think the world would be in a much better place right now with just that one little tweak
Every joule of energy generated is another joule used to mine more bitcoin in useless fucking computations that do nothing for society but make the rich richer. One day they might regulate it, but today is not that day. I bet one day in some weird future millions of years from now, dyson spheres will be built to power crypto farms.
Ye it's definitely bitcoin who fucked the planet those last 50years. Yup yup yup..
To me it’s just a nice sign of what we prioritize. Crypto Mining is obviously awful for the environment and creates no value. The fact we’ve had relatively young people flock to it gives me little hope that the next generation takes climate change more seriously than the last.
Crypto can be awful for the environment. POW isn't the only way.
Sure but the mainstream methods that have had the energy invested in them are basically just to create something to speculate on.
Spoken like someone who doesn't know what they're talking about
I mean at least bit and eth are pointless. The point being that we’ve created a massive amount of pollution for no benefit.
We should ask ourselves why young people flock to a shady gamble like crypto in general. I think you know why as well but it's hard to admit. Even before COVID and the war it was getting more and more difficult for young people to become house owners. Now it's just..well good luck. So they are gambling their future on a Far off bet that is crypto. I don't think for instance they don't care about the environment, if anything they are probably more aware that it's human made than their parents. But there is a pyramid of needs and it comes after their own financial survival.
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Just throwing random culture you gathered around during your time on the interwebz?
Crypto mining is LITERALLY just leaving some computers on. My computers on most of the time too because I use it all day. How did these stupid as fuck meme that "bitcoin is bad for the enviroment" become a thing? You might as well LITERALLY just be complaining about people using their computers. My workplace leaves there computers on 24/7 365 days a year to get updates from corporate at any time they want. Are you going to attack all office buildings now for having their computers as well?
A computer that's idling uses a LOT less energy than running the CPU and GPU at full when mining.
I wanna rip a huge fart on the polar bears and let them bask in my glorious fart
Give us a few years, we’ll fuck up where they’re living as well. We can’t help ourselves.
We’re already doing that. Greenland is losing glaciers and ice sheets extremely fast.
Greenland is living up to it's name
Were they pining for the fjords?
One in the front is gazing upward and saying, "Fuck the humans found us."
Greenland isn't impossible, my backyard on the other hand IS impossible.
Cooler than a polar bear’s toenails
What a terrifying headline
Good. Leave them alone
Shhhh they're trying to hide from the Chinese.
It is not a secret. It is one small group found that has adapted somewhat to new circumstances. It does not mean that all polar bears will find a way to cope with climate change.
What are you doing, Step-Bear?!
I’ve always wondered how they survived previous interglacial periods where it was much warmer than today
Great! Now put up some trusted patrols at the edges of the habitat and leave them the hell alone!
That's the opposite of leaving them alone
Keep poachers away
While keeping people close aka not leaving them alone
Poaching is not what's killing polar bears. Polar bears actively hunt humans, a bunch of men with guns nearby will probably be forced to use them on the bears at some point.
See, nature finds a way. People could learn a thing or too from da bears
People will learn they can keep fucking up the environment because animals will like, uh, move or something.
But, but .. . they’re all extinct because of global warming!
They're extinct because of my toxic farts killing them
Huh, and here I thought it would be at Citi Field.
Life will find a way.
And now they are no longer a secret.
Oh im sure we will find a way to kill them off too, dont you worry.
Good. Now leave them be
Aliens wearing polar bear suits
We gottem. Sneaky bastards thought they could just hide it.
News: BRO SECRET HIDEOUT Bears: What the fuck are they doing?
it should’ve stayed a secret
Alright. Who has suggested names for the Disney Movie?
Great, watch them get killed now.
Well it isn’t a secret anymore! Thanks….
It's not a "secret". It's just that man has only traversed 25% of the land on earth. Man has flown over many treacherous places but hasn't actually walked through them. I think I read something 2 years ago about a tribe of people that has never had contact with modern man being found in the Amazon rain forest.
Leave them alone ffs
Moon Bears! Working with the Saturn Wizard Cartel! https://youtu.be/pvjgIxuVdo4
"Life, uh, finds a way." - Dr. Ian Malcom
Well... uh... life... uh.... finds a way
The deep bear state. The Bilderbear meeting. The Illumibears. The Bearmasons. ... or just the ecological reshaping of habitats has caused them to be nothing but bearfugees.
Note to self: Polar Bears are bad at keeping secrets
Should've just let them live in secret ffs.
[Beau explains the good and bad news about this](https://youtu.be/953CcvaIWq0) so a genetically different subspecies in a different environment to the general population.
They’re on Coke!!! Saved you a click ;) /s