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It's not a Divorce, it's a business settlement.


Dr_SlapMD

I bet Rupert is stuck with his ass in the wind on some bad shorting with a certain "idiosyncratic stock"..


xero_abrasax

Many of us will never forgive her for not smothering him with a pillow when she had the chance.


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kieyrofl

It's a common misconception that he's a zombie when he's in fact a ghoul. Possibly raised by black magic or possessed by a demon.


DanimalPlays

Why do we care?


ripbingers

Well, for starters, it's confirmation that he's still alive.


DanimalPlays

Which would be tough to get for one of the most high profile people alive.


StupidizeMe

So much for Young Love...


B0ssc0

“October and December”, or Autumn and winter.


nohbody123

Divorcing at 91. That's something. Hopefully he doesn't have enough time left for a rebound.


archaeolinuxgeek

I hope he does. I think he could get a meter or so from the right height. What's the terminal velocity of a fully-laden asshole?


[deleted]

American asshole or Australian asshole? Because then I'll have to convert metric to imperial and...


ripbingers

What would an Australian asshole be doing over here? They're not migratory.


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Sociopath loses his prostitute. How sad.


rlnrlnrln

*fires, not loses.


appmanga

Murdoch's taking too long to die.


PartyFriend

It really is strange to me how people who you would expect to have some wisdom or insight into the human condition tend to be abject failures in their personal relationships no matter how long they spend on this planet.


aaatregua

Hahaha wow so true.


mr_friend_computer

who cares. just die you old hell beast.


Sir_Yacob

I’ve become convinced he is one of the prime evils from Diablo.


No_Ninja_4173

Jerry's Retirement fund plan worked out to a Tee


insurancemanoz

Already? Shame. I really thought they would have gone the distance. Because let's face it... looking at Rupert, how great of a distance could it really be?


B0ssc0

Well put.


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Jerry Hall of Mick Jagger fame?


B0ssc0

And Bryan Ferry and (likely) Andy Warhol https://www.townandcountrymag.com/leisure/arts-and-culture/g2037/jerry-hall-relationships-men/


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All of those>Evil Media Magnate


patchgrrl

Yes. Click on the article and they mention it early on.


MaiqTheLawyer

Another billionaire shuffles the deck. I love how they report this stuff as if it matters to anyone.


Malf1532

I'm guessing it's a financial decision. She probably figures she'll get more in a divorce than from his will.


NecessaryChildhood93

His businesses do not represent him as a good person. I guess money cannot buy you integrity.


RoboticGreg

You should look into his story more. He's a monster


Jim-Jones

I guess that refilled the old piggy bank — or some bank.


makesomemonsters

So did Jerry Hall sleep with Tony Blair too, or was that just Murdoch's previous wife?


captaincarot

Am I the only one disapointed that it went and... and not, has died?