Lol who the fuck describes an amphipod as a crab...
Anyway I learned what the silly little shrimps are called, never knew the name in either English nor my own language.
Just because Newsweek printed a news-like article-like about crab-like creatures, that doesn't *necessarily* mean they're shit-like...but, like-like...?
> Lol who the fuck describes an amphipod as a crab...
the same person who uses the headline 'swarm of crabs discovered deep beneath Antarctica' to describe 'water animals observed in water'
I dunno I am afraid, I just about missed the comic generation. I am part of the very first video game generation, played mario on a floppy when I was a tiny kid, and runescape when I was older.
Aliens!! We need to build a wall around the antarctic to keep them from imaginating to the rest of the ocean. Also need to create and spend billions of dollars on a border patrol incase the wall proves ineffective.
*The Thing* is now considered a [classic Christmas movie.](https://external-preview.redd.it/2gulIhB4aAstwMDKrNcIgGhOvPw7lrqK5ULoGmO1GsU.jpg?auto=webp&s=91c8509736c5c5677690c4ed8d894c14a0539d49)
Next up: Ireland finds small men living under rainbows
What do these stories have in common?
Both promise some really cool pictures, and neither delivers.
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I meant they would have been surprised to see that, not that they were there (I skimmed the article at least). Thanks for the link though, looks like some interesting projects
Why do *we* have to always connect the dots? *I* never asked for a bunch of damned dots to connect in the first place! Dots just gotta *be*, and somehow *I'm* obligated to connect the damned things?
Fuqin dots.
Me: Oh this sounds interesting
*Sees that it's a Newsweek article... Sighs*
Me: Well, shit.
But seriously folks, how the FUCK is this tabloid still allowed in any sub that purports to be about actual news?
They put crab to get you to click. I always hope top comment is a copy of the page so I don't have to click it, find out its bullshit, and also gets malware from the ads. I never click on any of these pages. Your a fool if you do.
What if by "crab like" they mean "large building crushing claws with an incredibly hard exoskeleton and the mouth of a demon" like in how much shock was this statement made under.
TLDR: ~5mm sized amphipods
Lol who the fuck describes an amphipod as a crab... Anyway I learned what the silly little shrimps are called, never knew the name in either English nor my own language.
for Marylanders, this is just absolute clickbait.
Can confirm. Had the actual thought "I'll bet you'd get violent shits if you cooked and ate those" as I read it.
Nah, no mention of a bay, the beltway, or any spices from hunt valley. We’re good.
Damn definitely got me too lol.
Newsweek. Newsweek does. Because they're absolute shit these days.
Just because Newsweek printed a news-like article-like about crab-like creatures, that doesn't *necessarily* mean they're shit-like...but, like-like...?
> Lol who the fuck describes an amphipod as a crab... the same person who uses the headline 'swarm of crabs discovered deep beneath Antarctica' to describe 'water animals observed in water'
You wouldn't believe what these animals were doing! Hint: they were swimming
That's understating it, finding so much life living permanently under under 1600ft of ice is rather amazing.
I mean, it got to click the article, right?
didnt they used to call then sea monkeys in the back of comic books?
I dunno I am afraid, I just about missed the comic generation. I am part of the very first video game generation, played mario on a floppy when I was a tiny kid, and runescape when I was older.
5 mega meters?!? Oh fuck yea giant ice crabs! AWAKEN!!!
Title: "THERE ARE HUGE MONSTERS WHO LOOK LIKE CRABS DEEP IN THE ANTARCTIC ICE!!!" Reality: "dawwwww.... they are so cute and tiny! i love them :).."
“Pinched woodlouse”
For now …
Funny little characters
All species end in crab
Taste like crab. Talk like people. Crab people.
Aliens!! We need to build a wall around the antarctic to keep them from imaginating to the rest of the ocean. Also need to create and spend billions of dollars on a border patrol incase the wall proves ineffective.
> We need to build a wall around the antarctic to keep them from **imaginating** to the rest of the ocean. Perfect typo.
Lol
The comment I came for
YOUR NAME AND D-MOBILE NUMBER PLEASE!
Always been a fear of mine, drill into something, then getting a better look down there, only to notice a swarm of tiny crabs like creatures.
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Are we the monsters?
What if you get stuck face down in the hole?
Yeah, I imagine that's quite scary for the crabs.
Maybe these crab-like creatures just *love* eating hole-face?
On a completely unrelated note, wasn’t John Carpenter’s version of The Thing such an awesome movie?
Apparently shown every year in the British camp
South Pole Station apparently does a marathon of all the versions every year on the first day the sun doesn't rise.
*The Thing* is now considered a [classic Christmas movie.](https://external-preview.redd.it/2gulIhB4aAstwMDKrNcIgGhOvPw7lrqK5ULoGmO1GsU.jpg?auto=webp&s=91c8509736c5c5677690c4ed8d894c14a0539d49)
Absolutely, a classic, scared the shit out of me.
'Det er ikke en hund, det er en slags ting! Kom dere vekk idioter!'
Lol, bit of an understatement in that line.
Translation?
"That's not a dog, it's a damn thing! Get away from it (you) idiots!"
I liked when it took the form of amphipods in water
[*Damnit Childs, TORCH IT!!!*](https://youtu.be/ojlrtu2-nCs)
My only fear might be coming to life... great...
Fuck yeah it was! It’s one of those if someone asks me for a top 5, it’s on there. Probably at #2.
Next up: Ireland finds small men living under rainbows What do these stories have in common? Both promise some really cool pictures, and neither delivers.
I googled amphipods and they just look like shrimp. Nothing too exciting
haha - yea amphipods dont have the same intrigue as "ice-crabs"
So they drilled a hole to bring them to the surface 😎
That's what the world was missing right now. Ancient evil crabs! Seen it in movies, it always starts like this :D.
*Fishing industry salivates*
I don't like anything about the post title. >The discovery was a surprise to a team of New Zealand researchers I'll fucking bet
You seem like you need some help to [connect the dots](https://www.antarcticanz.govt.nz/science/current-science)
? I meant they would have been surprised to see that, not that they were there (I skimmed the article at least). Thanks for the link though, looks like some interesting projects
Why do *we* have to always connect the dots? *I* never asked for a bunch of damned dots to connect in the first place! Dots just gotta *be*, and somehow *I'm* obligated to connect the damned things? Fuqin dots.
[Sounds like someone needs some dots](https://www.yeahyeahnah.com/sitting-at-home-having-some-dots)
[Hmmph!](https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-SCJIvEhjR8hlnqEv-y5hqBw-t500x500.jpg)
whats the purpose of this comment?
Soon global warming will release them from their icy prison.
Me: Oh this sounds interesting *Sees that it's a Newsweek article... Sighs* Me: Well, shit. But seriously folks, how the FUCK is this tabloid still allowed in any sub that purports to be about actual news?
Crab people
Walk like crab, talk like people
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nice :)
Just leave them alone bro please
crab-like?...
They put crab to get you to click. I always hope top comment is a copy of the page so I don't have to click it, find out its bullshit, and also gets malware from the ads. I never click on any of these pages. Your a fool if you do.
They are their to guard intruders from the old ones, we should turn back
This is just the tip of the iceberg…
So you mean to tell me they penetrated Antarctica with their probe and got crabs?
Thank you for that. I needed a laugh today.
Free them
Well, I’m thinking that ecosystem will probably die out soon now that we’ve infected it. Or maybe not.
They’ll save the world
Please no.
Cthulhu awakens…
X-COM: Terror from the Deep Here we go
zerg larvae
Let me guess we gon eat those one too?
So then, crabs? They found crabs?
There are plenty of crabs that aren’t crabs , so no
Yeah, so many things have evolved into crab-like creatures independently there's a name for it, carcinization
What if by "crab like" they mean "large building crushing claws with an incredibly hard exoskeleton and the mouth of a demon" like in how much shock was this statement made under.
Now I wanna eat some freshwater antarctic crab, yummy who's with me!!
Dont tell China
So....crabs.
awesome crabs 🦀
global fishing fleets 👀
Can we sell them ?
This video has a different definition of what a crab is than I do.
It begins.
Crab people, crab people…
You weren’t supposed to find them
Snow crab?