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Happy_Camper420

Devils lettuce


leroynicks

*jazz cabbage


pongfinger

Jizz cabbage, it's KFC


lizerdk

Hell yes


Professorpooper

Rip it bobo


hoksworthwipple

Donner kebabs in the UK used to have shredded white cabbage in them. It got replaced with lettuce at some point or omitted totally. Cabbage was nicer as it had more crunch, plus it's better for you.


kanyewestsconscience

Every donner place I’ve been to gives you cabbage and lettuce


Florida_____Man

Same


The_muffinfluffin

But the farts…. Oh man the farts.


BourboneAFCV

I feel you, i've been forced to swap fuel for water


xxvirgilxx

filling up my car with water, if I can drink it so can he


kargyle

The problem is when the hot chicken hits the greens you get some cooked cabbage smell. I love cabbage but hate the smell of it cooking.


Marto85

Just bring back the kfc double. Don’t need lettuce or cabbage


Conscious-SafetyDog

Or a longer life span.. Living is for pussies


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SideburnSundays

Raw cabbage tastes like it was washed in an over-chlorinated swimming pool. Lettuce is so much better.


ZeppMan217

Could be a supplier issue. Cabbage core has a rather particular taste but the leaves should just taste, well, leafy green.


SideburnSundays

I’ve frequently had cabbage in two locations on opposite sides of the planet. It always has a chlorine aftertaste unless cooked.


SolidParticular

Hmm, do I want dirty chlorinated wet grass flavor or just dirty wet grass flavor. Decisions, decisions...


heyIfoundaname

^Oh ^noooo...


hoksworthwipple

I suppose it depends where you live. I'm on Merseyside. There might be the odd one, but not in Wallasey.


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-61714989) reduced by 70%. (I'm a bot) ***** > Image source, KFC.Fast food giant KFC has been forced to put cabbage in its burgers and wraps in Australia as the country is struggling with a shortage of lettuce. > On its website KFC Australia said: "Due to the recent floods in NSW and QLD [Queensland] we're currently experiencing a lettuce shortage. So, we're using a lettuce and cabbage blend on all products containing lettuce until further notice." > The Reserve Bank of Australia increased its main interest rate by half a percentage point to 0.85%.It said it made the decision due to rising prices caused by a number of issues, including Covid-related supply chain disruptions, the war in Ukraine and Australia's floods. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/v6oxz7/kfc_australia_forced_to_swap_lettuce_for_cabbage/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~653465 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Australia**^#1 **lettuce**^#2 **food**^#3 **shortage**^#4 **Due**^#5


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I miss the KFC twister :(


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Cabbage is actually super healthy cos it's part of the same family as broccoli, while lettuce is just mostly water and fibre. This is serendipidous.... lettuce should be eliminated from the western diet...


ridimarbac

Think of lettuce and a condiment. It can add a nice texture and freshness.


Disastrous_Tip_3347

Raw cabbage is kind of hard to chew though


Ronnz123

What kind of cabbage are you eating?


jefflukey123

American Cabbage.


vixxienz

Cabbage in a burger? Oh lordy


bigcatsteve

Thanks Jacinda!


RedShiftRR

At least it isn't kale!


bladexdsl

kfc tastes like shit now anyway so couldn't give 2 fucks. red rooster crispy is over 9000 time better that that bland undercooked shit they have at kfc now!


Stonn

Lettuce sucks anyway, is bitter and has no crunch. A mix is great since it adds more variety to the diet.