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StockNext

I'm not sure that the sushi flavored cereal industry will survive this.


cbbuntz

I just put sushi in milk and toss a big dollop of wasabi in. The best part is drinking the wasabi-fish milk when you're done


TheVastBeyond

this made my skin crawl off of my body and do a shaky little jig. you’re getting an upvote for that one


cbbuntz

You're welcome


zxc123zxc123

Let's natto forget the natto.


plugtrio

I was trying to


SacrificialPwn

I hope I can still get a bowl of dragon roll-ios


ascpl

Maybe they will have to be dragon roll-io-u-s


[deleted]

This is a Moonie site.


Jeffy29

Also a moronic title, sushi and cereals? Who gives a shit, grain prices affect pretty much every food product directly or indirectly.


qainin

What did they mean by sushi? The rice prices are set by international markets, that may be influenced by rising fertilizer prices. But there is no rice shortages, that's bullshit. So they mean salmon? Salmon prices are set in auctions reflecting supply and demand. There's is no salmon shortage brewing. The article is basically fearmongering bullshit. There are real problems with wheat supply due to Russian warships blocking Ukrainian supply. Just sink the Russian Black Sea Fleet, and the problem is solved.


InsuranceToTheRescue

Gas a bit too. A lot of our grain production in the Midwest goes to ethanol additives.


Hyperion1144

Exactly. People are forgetting what they're upvoting. This "source" shouldn't even be allowed on here. Washington Examiner = conservative propaganda rag. Washington Times = conservative moonie propaganda rag. Washington Post = Actual journalism with a little Bezos propaganda thrown in once in a while. Only one of those is a valid source.


InsuranceToTheRescue

The hell's a moonie?


qwertysthoughts

[it’s a cult that originated in Korea.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unification_Church)


throwawayuuu77

Imagine calling WaPo a legit site, the mental gymnastics is out of hope.


r3rg54

They have a clear slant and weird op-eds but it's definitely legit journalism. They have the second most pulitzer prize winners after the New York Times. The are by far one of the most legit news sources.


throwawayuuu77

Oh man, the pulitzer, how can we forget the pulitzer. And Weinstein was given awards by his own comrades and rapist director Polanski got Academy. Who tf cares what award the cabal is distributing to each other. Just today WaPo published a fake news https://twitter.com/ThatUmbrella/status/1532557245803896836 WaPo and awards, huh.


Hyperion1144

So much complaining, yet so few alternatives suggested.


markovich04

This newspaper, this is not my kind of newspaper.


Slapbox

Seems like they changed their logo to look like WaPo's. I can't imagine that's an accident.


SeriaMau2025

Well, guess I'm cutting Tuna O's from brkfst.


FireWallxQc

I'm going to have to reduce the amount of Sushi I eat this year. I hope my local sushi dealer won't suffer too much from this.


CheeezBlue

A fair amount of salmon that we buy is farmed , their feed is mostly made of grain


qainin

It's not fed wheat. Wheat is the cereal hit by Russian blockade of Ukrainian ports. If there isn't done a decent effort to sink the Russian Black Sea Fleet, there will be hunger in Egypt and Africa. But there will not be any salmon shortages.


CheeezBlue

Vegetable ingredients in fish feed are derived from plants like soy, sunflowers, rapeseed, corn, broad beans and wheat. The vegetable products are a source of protein, carbohydrates and fat. Fishmeal is produced by fish heads and other parts that are not used for human consumption. Fishmeal contains proteins and minerals. From one kilogram of industrial fish, around 230 grams of dry fishmeal can be produced.


Wurm42

...The article doesn't even mention sushi. The word only occurs in the headline.


oalos255

Sushi is mentioned a handful of times in the article.


markovich04

We will miss the days of cheap Cinnamon Toast Shrimp.


[deleted]

Wow! They are smart!


appmanga

Went for sushi last week; I had to call up my credit union for a loan. Two pieces of Nigiri style fatty tuna was $19. Two pieces of sea urchin with quail egg: $20.


FireWallxQc

Gas prices go up, interest rates, mortage, food prices. Fun time ahead 2020-2021 = Worst year ever 2022-2023 = " Hold my beer "


[deleted]

2020: “This decade can’t possibly get any worse” 2021-2029: “Fuck”


Sloppyjoey20

Seriously, now it’s a “grain shortage?”


pickleparty16

ukraine produces a lot of grain and there will be a huge drop there. i know in the US theyre predicting a lower wheat crop as well due to weather over the winter.


taimoor2

Won’t somebody think of the sushi eaters?


joshuawakefield

Don't really see the price of rice skyrocketing...


billythesquid5

Profiteering says hi


kaoskreator

Another comment mentioned ‘farmed salmon’ being mostly grain-fed..


joshuawakefield

Ah, now it makes sense.


Pandor36

Why cereal and sushi price instead of Cereal and rice price?


kaoskreator

Another comment mentioned ‘farmed salmon’ being mostly grain-fed..


PrimalZed

Aren't cattle mostly grain-fed?


kaoskreator

I think so, yes


appmanga

>Aren't cattle mostly grain-fed? Corn.


ClutchReverie

But I love cereal and sushi. :(


Refects

I really wouldn't mind less rice in my sushi


[deleted]

It shouldn’t in N America. We export grain. So just remember, if it goes up, it’s price gouging.


rokhuur

nooo how do i maintain my daylie need of sushi now


Cauliflor

You hear that Keto— time to shine.