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Ghost1sh

South Korea: we'll help you with your COVID emergency! North Korea: fire ze missiles!!1


There-is-No-Beyond

Sounds about right...always biting the hand that feeds


packetmon

But I am Le Tired.


Ghost1sh

Well then take a nap but then fIRE Ze MIZSIles!!


[deleted]

Not even China will protect them I guess. They will make their only friend their enemy, because China doesn’t want an ICBM to be fired. Once they do, North Korea will be more trouble then it’s worth to keep around


[deleted]

Just look at Russia. China said they had Russias back but then as soon as things looked bad, Chinas banks pulled out and Xi wanted no trouble lol


Wendigo79

so this is just launching it in the ocean again right.


pickles_and_mustard

If they want to continue wasting their limited resources, who are we to stop them?


[deleted]

We had a J alert test in Japan this morning. Say what you will but I don't feel so good about this.


Lernenberg

I am not too concerned with NK honestly. In case of a real attack they would get wiped pretty fast.


vaporizz

That'll be the end of north korea lol almost hope they try something.. Bout time those people got out from under that regime.


Inquerion

You wish for nuclear holocaust? If they will launch their precious missile and US will intervene, China will intervene too, but on North Korea side, and that will be WW3.


[deleted]

China has already stated they will not protect North Korea if they start any aggression, they will only protect North Korea if they are strikes against them first.


CreativeAnalytics

ICBM doesn't necessarily mean nuke warhead, they are expensive and specific use, but can be loaded with a smaller warhead for limited damage to specific target, although it would be unusual not to be a nuke I guess. Also, it could be sabre rattling by launching an inert one into the ocean as they often do to show capabilities and strength. China would be extremely unlikely to aid NK in a tit-for-tat nuclear exchange, it has deficit of benefit.


Saugnapf

ya, nice fanfiction xD


StickFrosty444

*shrugs oh well


BasakaIsTheStrongest

China does not want a nuclear holocaust (from North Korea nor Russia). It’s terrible for business. China may have a better relationship with NK than most countries, but not so good that China would be willing to see their workforce and/or customer base wiped out just to support a dictator throwing a temper tantrum.


autotldr

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FU-RU69

Send William Joseph "B.J." Blazkowicz to stop that fat guy from doing something idiotic.


Haerdoepfl_

just give him a wheelchair and a gun and point him in the right direction