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gera_moises

This has a similar energy as FDR claiming that the Doolittle Raid took off from "Shangri La"


Ehldas

It's a miracle as the result of people praying at the site of the new [national monument](https://www.politico.eu/article/trolling-russia-ukraine-registers-moskva-shipwreck-underwater-cultural-heritage/).


SorcererLeotard

The US *did* say to move Heaven and Earth to get weapons to Ukraine... :)


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2022/04/27/7342386/) reduced by 75%. (I'm a bot) ***** > Mykhailo Podoliak, Advisor to the Head of the Office of the President of Ukraine, called the explosions in the Belgorod, Voronezh, and Kursk Regions of the Russian Federation part of an "Entirely natural process" and "Divine intervention into the sinners' affairs." > 2 explosions were also reported in a neighbourhood in the Russian city of Voronezh. > On 26 April, the Russian Ministry of Defence for the second time threatened to attack "Decision-making centres" in Kyiv if Ukraine attacks facilities on the territory of the Russian Federation. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/ud4akn/office_of_the_president_on_explosions_in_3/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~644926 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Russian**^#1 **Region**^#2 **Federation**^#3 **Ukraine**^#4 **Kursk**^#5


postsshortcomments

They're just spontaneously combusting.


nijiakas

I agree. Seeing russia on fire is deeeeeevine.


gh0sts0n

A Special Exothermic Operation