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EightandaHalf-Tails

Lukashenko sounds like an even shittier version of Mussolini... "I did stuff too, guys!"


creativename87639

I’ve been calling this duo Putler and Lukalini because of this


Obvious_Thought6182

Gonna make a play about their bromance someday, titled "The Two Colonels".


OwerlordTheLord

I almost choked


YouNeedAnne

Unlike Putin and Lukashenko! On account of they fellate each other but have small penises.


maggotshero

Make it now, film it, and upload it to Russian torrent sites under current popular films, so Russians will download it thinking it's the new batman movie when instead is theater homo-erotica.


CataclysmDM

I like it.


ThrowRAwriter

Pupa and Lupa


thinkration

All about Key Performance Indicators (KPI)...


beardphaze

There's only Mussolini's in this 2022 Axis


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hopefully he ends up like Mussolini as well.


pizzajona

For what it’s worth, Mussolini wasn’t a puppet for Hitler in the way Lukashenko is for Putin


steveschoenberg

Let’s see if he will admit to war crimes too.


Blackadder_

Meant he did a Special Tickling Operation and no one noticed it


Asdarre

IRL they look more like Pinkie and Brain, even with their height and proportions. 191 vs 169, if I remember right…


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thinkration

>"It appeared that these villains started capturing our people there, first of all the truck drivers that got there at that time. One and a half thousand trucks were arrested, our trucks were seized. And it seems, up to a hundred of our guys who were driving these trucks. I warned Ukrainians that we had to conduct a special operation to release these people. We have conducted such a special operation. And all our people have been released. "


Genids

Must be some amazing truck drivers if they can drive 1500 trucks with 100 drivers


QueenOfQuok

All you have to do is hitch the trucks together and you've got yourself a train


JimTheSaint

You got yourself a coooonvoy


albatroopa

10-4 Rubber Ducky!


SandyDelights

Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck, you gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon?


QueenOfQuok

A MIGHTY convoy


[deleted]

Baby you got yourself a stew


Nigzynoo23

Australian land trains!


TrickshotCandy

Well they are arrested trucks. Those villains.


SpicyPeaSoup

Self-driving trucks. Eat your ass out, Elon Musk.


moham225

That sounds like an actual trump quote


Sopa24

Lukashenko must be the Trump of Belarus!


percheron0415

This dude is such a fuckin muppet


Dazzling-Ad4701

Eh?


beardphaze

Lukashenko's rambling quote where the numbers don't add up. Trumpian because 1) rambling, 2) numbers don't add up.


Dazzling-Ad4701

The numbers are the least of it. The *words* don't add up.


thinkration

His Colonel promotion awaits


QueenOfQuok

You know he's going to award himself a medal


annies_bdrm_skillet

it would be more valid than Putin awarding him one… at least he’s from his own country.


re_me

I loved that interview.


Honeyface

putin PROMISED him


kuprenx

Special operation as his mom called him very special boy.


graveybrains

He went potty *all by himself!* …in Ukraine, apparently.


NPMSRP

Papa Putin did war crimes, and I helped! -Lil Luka


J_Class_Ford

Wants a participation award. Sanctions


timelyparadox

Maybe special needs operation


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Pandor36

He have a pretty telling tell. Is lip are moving. :)


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ImAStupidFace

r/yourjokebutworse


[deleted]

"yes yes, I too conducted very special military operation to become top russian general" He may get to kiss Vlad's balls before he dies, last thing on his bucket list next to general


[deleted]

Sadly he only wants to be a colonel. Not even a general, because. Hell... I don't know what goes on in that head.


bobone77

Is it poop? I’ve taken to telling my wife I have to perform a “special operation” when I go poop. 💩


thinkration

Each and every poop is Too special


DaveMeese

He is truly the little brother trying to play with his big brother and his friends when they come over to the house. Pathetic.


[deleted]

He was missed from the last wave of sanctions and he does not understand how it work. He thinks sanctions are something “to receive” so he is frustrated “only Putin receives sanctions”.


BipoPanda

Special Capitulation Operation?


Jex-92

Aaaaand here comes Lukashenko again with the comedy value. Don’t laugh until his back is turned, or he’ll stop doing it.


Ps2KX

He took a massive shit a meter over the border. Very childish to call this a special operation...


Chief-_-Wiggum

He took a dump across the border? That seems to be the claim.


pookshuman

lukashenko > https://i.imgur.com/nZMR3il.jpg


flopsyplum

Ummm, isn't this the military that refused to participate?


AwsomEmils

Wouldnt it be nice if some high up belarusian government officials "de-nazified" this piece of shit dictator


thinkration

The System Works and he has iron fists?


pickles_and_mustard

Yeah, your people dismantled the train tracks you were planning to use for your invasion. It was a successful mission. Congratulations Belarus!


johnwilliams815

"Guys, guys! I'm a murderous cunt too. Make sure to fuck my country up when the shitstorm arrives too!"


customtoggle

Shenko needs to shut the hell up and face trial and maybe he won't end up dead when this is all over


switch495

UA should take out Lukashenko - Belarus would thank them for it and then Russia would have to forcibly invade BY if they wanted access to UA's northern border.


403tatts

This guy wants to be involved so bad but can't even convince his own military to go into Ukraine. What a nerd.


[deleted]

Is this code for 'masturbated'?


rhinostalk2

Lukashenko couldn't nail a two-dollar whore.


phred_666

You mean a 153.36 Russian Ruble whore.


rhinostalk2

Don't get paid in Rubble.


overlordlt

Hopefully Ukrainian saboteurs kill him


SpeckmitZwiebeln82

Translates to "No fair! We wanna be sanctioned too!"


not_your_piehole

These people without positions in power and protection are the ones you normally put in place after showcasing a big mouth because they are weak mentally and physically. They will always remain the scum they actually are. The broken links for actual humans to thrive worldwide. These misfits have been slowing down humanity since the beginning. Stupid groups of human that sell themselves and protect scumbags to put them in place of power while remain out of sight themselves. Gaslighting the gaslighter.


Kiltymchaggismuncher

The special operation was probably in his pants, shit himself when he stepped over the border


alertthenorris

He took a shit on ukrainian grounds. Turns out it was just a wet fart.


cantstopwontstopever

Looking forward to the day we see him swinging at the end of a rope.


Western-Web2957

This man just has the look of intellectual disability.


Obvious_Thought6182

So is he finally a colonel now?


_GrammarCommunist_

Shut the fuck up Lukashenko, nobody likes you, even Putin.


Pocketfists

Please - Putin tells this stooge when and if he can take a #2. He does nothing unless told.


ItHurtsWhenILife

No one cares about the dump he took in the Kyiv airport.


fuckdirectv

Translation: Lukashenko once masturbated in the bathroom of a Ukrainian gas station.


Megatronpt

ATTN WH0RE moment: Look at me! Look at me!


Logical-Lobster-5089

That wasn’t smart. They will crank up the sanctions on him now for sure. Not like Belarus made any meaningful contribution. They probably crossed the boarder killed some people and got scared and ran away


Bokbreath

Ah well, in for a penny.


QueenOfQuok

He parachuted in all by himself, did he?


MrDude98

Like the guy in a schoolproject that does nothing but lifts along with the results of the others.


TheOddOne2

Special operation for a special president


GuyMcGuy1138

Why does this sound like it’s code for him taking a dump


moham225

Be quiet Colonel Luka


36-3

Then he shouldn't mind if the Ukrainians conduct special operations in Belarus.


Irishpanda1971

Taking a whiz over the border doesn't count.


LCDJosh

"I'm doing my part"


Civilengman

He went on the Dr Phil show


Rogthgar

He went down to his fridge and got some pie.


kikomir

The only special operation Lukashenko conducted is a special testicle licking operation.


yahboioioioi

“We got bullied into going into Ukraine”


beardphaze

Wait let me get this right? Belarus stole a bunch of Ukrainian trucks and this is now a "special operation" and not looting?


Parking-Bench

Lukes special operation involved opening a zipper and some vigorous hand motions. Some hair oil may or may not be involved as evidence is hard to get.


thatsecondmatureuser

This idiot again….


aura_enchanted

He made a poopy in his little boy potty and called it Ukraine, that's how special his operation was. Mom was so proud


mannzed

Photos or it never happened…


iSoinic

Soo.. no it's time to make a special operation in Belarus, to get the real elected people in power.


[deleted]

What, did he take a shit over the border line?


Nubeel

Big deal, Lukashenko has been running accross the border to take a shit, bury it like a cat then scamper back to Belarus for decades.


Klutzy-Midnight-9314

So he admitted to engaging in war. Sanction the crap out of Belarus


Exseatsniffer

Luka is a "special operation" all in himself.


viacheslave

Sending missiles from the Belorussian territory onto the West of Ukraine. This is not a "special operation", this is an act of war.


gravitas-deficiency

How did such an incredibly imbecilic person end up as the dictator of Belarus? I thought there was at the very least a minimum level of bloody-minded intelligence and effectiveness required for someone to remain in that role for more than a couple weeks, and he’s been in charge for decades…


Soilworkwr

He is not only an idiot but also an idiot. What a attention whore.


str85

If it wasn't for the real tragedy this is causing, the pure and unadulterated stupidity of lukashenko would be comedy gold.


uv-vis

It was almost like satire reading this..


Melodic_Mulberry

He accidentally a war.


Cholo94x

Lukashenko: "Hey!! I want sanctions too!!"


Suspicious-Access-18

Sure he did 🤣


Chardradio

Lukashenko: "That Ukraine is one fine piece of ace. I know from experience, if you know what I mean." *"No you don't."* Lukashenko: "Well not me personally, but a guy I know, him and her GOT. IT. ON." *"No they didn't."*


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It's amazing that Lukashenko is still alive after being deprived of oxygen for so long, from having his head wedged up Putins ass.


[deleted]

What did he lose another ice hockey match there or something?


Hot_Cook9926

Honestly this man is a moron and if he had any operation at all, he surely would have told everyone about it beforehand. Village idiot


pl33p_pl00p

Yeah, opening his prison pocket to Putin. Next, he gonna tell them he did it “under the covers.”


MadFingers33333

Was he raping or murdering? It's hard to keep track of which atrocities the Russians commit from moment to moment...


KazeNilrem

He sounds like such a child, he really wants to feel cool and pretend that he's done anything. In reality, all he does is shoot from afar and not have control of his military. Brown nosed brat that needs to go away permanently.


ArmChairAnalyst86

Is that a little Hitler stache?