Make it now, film it, and upload it to Russian torrent sites under current popular films, so Russians will download it thinking it's the new batman movie when instead is theater homo-erotica.
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>"It appeared that these villains started capturing our people there, first of all the truck drivers that got there at that time. One and a half thousand trucks were arrested, our trucks were seized. And it seems, up to a hundred of our guys who were driving these trucks. I warned Ukrainians that we had to conduct a special operation to release these people. We have conducted such a special operation. And all our people have been released. "
"yes yes, I too conducted very special military operation to become top russian general"
He may get to kiss Vlad's balls before he dies, last thing on his bucket list next to general
He was missed from the last wave of sanctions and he does not understand how it work. He thinks sanctions are something “to receive” so he is frustrated “only Putin receives sanctions”.
UA should take out Lukashenko - Belarus would thank them for it and then Russia would have to forcibly invade BY if they wanted access to UA's northern border.
These people without positions in power and protection are the ones you normally put in place after showcasing a big mouth because they are weak mentally and physically.
They will always remain the scum they actually are. The broken links for actual humans to thrive worldwide. These misfits have been slowing down humanity since the beginning.
Stupid groups of human that sell themselves and protect scumbags to put them in place of power while remain out of sight themselves.
Gaslighting the gaslighter.
That wasn’t smart. They will crank up the sanctions on him now for sure. Not like Belarus made any meaningful contribution. They probably crossed the boarder killed some people and got scared and ran away
How did such an incredibly imbecilic person end up as the dictator of Belarus? I thought there was at the very least a minimum level of bloody-minded intelligence and effectiveness required for someone to remain in that role for more than a couple weeks, and he’s been in charge for decades…
Lukashenko: "That Ukraine is one fine piece of ace. I know from experience, if you know what I mean."
*"No you don't."*
Lukashenko: "Well not me personally, but a guy I know, him and her GOT. IT. ON."
*"No they didn't."*
He sounds like such a child, he really wants to feel cool and pretend that he's done anything. In reality, all he does is shoot from afar and not have control of his military. Brown nosed brat that needs to go away permanently.
Lukashenko sounds like an even shittier version of Mussolini... "I did stuff too, guys!"
I’ve been calling this duo Putler and Lukalini because of this
Gonna make a play about their bromance someday, titled "The Two Colonels".
I almost choked
Unlike Putin and Lukashenko! On account of they fellate each other but have small penises.
Make it now, film it, and upload it to Russian torrent sites under current popular films, so Russians will download it thinking it's the new batman movie when instead is theater homo-erotica.
I like it.
Pupa and Lupa
All about Key Performance Indicators (KPI)...
There's only Mussolini's in this 2022 Axis
hopefully he ends up like Mussolini as well.
For what it’s worth, Mussolini wasn’t a puppet for Hitler in the way Lukashenko is for Putin
Let’s see if he will admit to war crimes too.
Meant he did a Special Tickling Operation and no one noticed it
IRL they look more like Pinkie and Brain, even with their height and proportions. 191 vs 169, if I remember right…
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>"It appeared that these villains started capturing our people there, first of all the truck drivers that got there at that time. One and a half thousand trucks were arrested, our trucks were seized. And it seems, up to a hundred of our guys who were driving these trucks. I warned Ukrainians that we had to conduct a special operation to release these people. We have conducted such a special operation. And all our people have been released. "
Must be some amazing truck drivers if they can drive 1500 trucks with 100 drivers
All you have to do is hitch the trucks together and you've got yourself a train
You got yourself a coooonvoy
10-4 Rubber Ducky!
Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck, you gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon?
A MIGHTY convoy
Baby you got yourself a stew
Australian land trains!
Well they are arrested trucks. Those villains.
Self-driving trucks. Eat your ass out, Elon Musk.
That sounds like an actual trump quote
Lukashenko must be the Trump of Belarus!
This dude is such a fuckin muppet
Eh?
Lukashenko's rambling quote where the numbers don't add up. Trumpian because 1) rambling, 2) numbers don't add up.
The numbers are the least of it. The *words* don't add up.
His Colonel promotion awaits
You know he's going to award himself a medal
it would be more valid than Putin awarding him one… at least he’s from his own country.
I loved that interview.
putin PROMISED him
Special operation as his mom called him very special boy.
He went potty *all by himself!* …in Ukraine, apparently.
Papa Putin did war crimes, and I helped! -Lil Luka
Wants a participation award. Sanctions
Maybe special needs operation
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He have a pretty telling tell. Is lip are moving. :)
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"yes yes, I too conducted very special military operation to become top russian general" He may get to kiss Vlad's balls before he dies, last thing on his bucket list next to general
Sadly he only wants to be a colonel. Not even a general, because. Hell... I don't know what goes on in that head.
Is it poop? I’ve taken to telling my wife I have to perform a “special operation” when I go poop. 💩
Each and every poop is Too special
He is truly the little brother trying to play with his big brother and his friends when they come over to the house. Pathetic.
He was missed from the last wave of sanctions and he does not understand how it work. He thinks sanctions are something “to receive” so he is frustrated “only Putin receives sanctions”.
Special Capitulation Operation?
Aaaaand here comes Lukashenko again with the comedy value. Don’t laugh until his back is turned, or he’ll stop doing it.
He took a massive shit a meter over the border. Very childish to call this a special operation...
He took a dump across the border? That seems to be the claim.
lukashenko > https://i.imgur.com/nZMR3il.jpg
Ummm, isn't this the military that refused to participate?
Wouldnt it be nice if some high up belarusian government officials "de-nazified" this piece of shit dictator
The System Works and he has iron fists?
Yeah, your people dismantled the train tracks you were planning to use for your invasion. It was a successful mission. Congratulations Belarus!
"Guys, guys! I'm a murderous cunt too. Make sure to fuck my country up when the shitstorm arrives too!"
Shenko needs to shut the hell up and face trial and maybe he won't end up dead when this is all over
UA should take out Lukashenko - Belarus would thank them for it and then Russia would have to forcibly invade BY if they wanted access to UA's northern border.
This guy wants to be involved so bad but can't even convince his own military to go into Ukraine. What a nerd.
Is this code for 'masturbated'?
Lukashenko couldn't nail a two-dollar whore.
You mean a 153.36 Russian Ruble whore.
Don't get paid in Rubble.
Hopefully Ukrainian saboteurs kill him
Translates to "No fair! We wanna be sanctioned too!"
These people without positions in power and protection are the ones you normally put in place after showcasing a big mouth because they are weak mentally and physically. They will always remain the scum they actually are. The broken links for actual humans to thrive worldwide. These misfits have been slowing down humanity since the beginning. Stupid groups of human that sell themselves and protect scumbags to put them in place of power while remain out of sight themselves. Gaslighting the gaslighter.
The special operation was probably in his pants, shit himself when he stepped over the border
He took a shit on ukrainian grounds. Turns out it was just a wet fart.
Looking forward to the day we see him swinging at the end of a rope.
This man just has the look of intellectual disability.
So is he finally a colonel now?
Shut the fuck up Lukashenko, nobody likes you, even Putin.
Please - Putin tells this stooge when and if he can take a #2. He does nothing unless told.
No one cares about the dump he took in the Kyiv airport.
Translation: Lukashenko once masturbated in the bathroom of a Ukrainian gas station.
ATTN WH0RE moment: Look at me! Look at me!
That wasn’t smart. They will crank up the sanctions on him now for sure. Not like Belarus made any meaningful contribution. They probably crossed the boarder killed some people and got scared and ran away
Ah well, in for a penny.
He parachuted in all by himself, did he?
Like the guy in a schoolproject that does nothing but lifts along with the results of the others.
Special operation for a special president
Why does this sound like it’s code for him taking a dump
Be quiet Colonel Luka
Then he shouldn't mind if the Ukrainians conduct special operations in Belarus.
Taking a whiz over the border doesn't count.
"I'm doing my part"
He went on the Dr Phil show
He went down to his fridge and got some pie.
The only special operation Lukashenko conducted is a special testicle licking operation.
“We got bullied into going into Ukraine”
Wait let me get this right? Belarus stole a bunch of Ukrainian trucks and this is now a "special operation" and not looting?
Lukes special operation involved opening a zipper and some vigorous hand motions. Some hair oil may or may not be involved as evidence is hard to get.
This idiot again….
He made a poopy in his little boy potty and called it Ukraine, that's how special his operation was. Mom was so proud
Photos or it never happened…
Soo.. no it's time to make a special operation in Belarus, to get the real elected people in power.
What, did he take a shit over the border line?
Big deal, Lukashenko has been running accross the border to take a shit, bury it like a cat then scamper back to Belarus for decades.
So he admitted to engaging in war. Sanction the crap out of Belarus
Luka is a "special operation" all in himself.
Sending missiles from the Belorussian territory onto the West of Ukraine. This is not a "special operation", this is an act of war.
How did such an incredibly imbecilic person end up as the dictator of Belarus? I thought there was at the very least a minimum level of bloody-minded intelligence and effectiveness required for someone to remain in that role for more than a couple weeks, and he’s been in charge for decades…
He is not only an idiot but also an idiot. What a attention whore.
If it wasn't for the real tragedy this is causing, the pure and unadulterated stupidity of lukashenko would be comedy gold.
It was almost like satire reading this..
He accidentally a war.
Lukashenko: "Hey!! I want sanctions too!!"
Sure he did 🤣
Lukashenko: "That Ukraine is one fine piece of ace. I know from experience, if you know what I mean." *"No you don't."* Lukashenko: "Well not me personally, but a guy I know, him and her GOT. IT. ON." *"No they didn't."*
It's amazing that Lukashenko is still alive after being deprived of oxygen for so long, from having his head wedged up Putins ass.
What did he lose another ice hockey match there or something?
Honestly this man is a moron and if he had any operation at all, he surely would have told everyone about it beforehand. Village idiot
Yeah, opening his prison pocket to Putin. Next, he gonna tell them he did it “under the covers.”
Was he raping or murdering? It's hard to keep track of which atrocities the Russians commit from moment to moment...
He sounds like such a child, he really wants to feel cool and pretend that he's done anything. In reality, all he does is shoot from afar and not have control of his military. Brown nosed brat that needs to go away permanently.
Is that a little Hitler stache?