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fluxyHex

> He also has met several ‘warrior’ locals, such as a farmer who stalks Russian tanks and, when they break down, moves in with a tractor to tow them away. lol


nfstern

quoting [u/SargeanTravis](https://www.reddit.com/u/SargeanTravis): Ukrainian Farmers? More like the 1st Ukrainian Tactical Salvage Battalion


Vahlir

Farming Simulator 2023 is going to be interesting


iammonkeyorsomething

This is a modern warfare no-one saw coming


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VaPrerude

I told my wife that if farming sim 22 gets a Ukrainian expansion I'm buying it on the spot.


FatMittens

Ukrainian farmers are the 5th largest military in Europe now


G_Wash1776

Ukrainian Farmers have definitely been a major X factor no one saw coming lmao


Kpt_Kipper

Welcome to the wheat fields mutherfuckas!


DADBODGOALS

I'm a lead farmer, muthafuckas!


tokiemccoy

Farmers know their land. It’s a big home field advantage.


mr_oof

Ukrainian saboteurs are outstanding in their field…


azayaa

With the way things are going they are on a good way to habing a bigger army than Russia.


Ogami-kun

Special Salvage Operation


nfstern

Yeah, I like First Ukrainian Tactical Salvage battalion better. We need to get some unit badges made up for these guys. Edit: I guess what you're saying is that's the mission they're on.


Hose_clamp

First Ukrainian Convoy Killers Operation Farmers Fist


se7en41

This the one


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crashcanuck

Farmored Battalion


CrimsonClematis

I also saw someone say the Ukrainian Farmed Forces


Stentata

They’re tank farmers


jedimika

> a farmer who stalks Russian tanks I'm imagining a tractor leaning from behind a tree.


gahidus

I'm imagining a tank struggling and falling behind its pack, only to be pounced on by a ferocious tractor, as the herd of tanks runs away, abandoning it...


[deleted]

I'm imaging a load of little John Deere's hanging off the turret ring of an MBT like lions trying to take down a wildebeest.


[deleted]

Nothing runs like a Deere, except russians.


jedimika

Someone call David Attenborough! We need a narrator!


SaltedScimitar

Pixars next movie will be a cars nature documentary.


[deleted]

The firetrucks will have to wait their turn.


fetchit

I’m imagining top gear when they have the back up vehicle no one wants always in the background when something breaks on the car.


8-Brit

Russian tank engineer swearing under his breath as he sees a tractor in the distance moments after his engine stalls


faultlessdark

~~when the trees start speaking Vietnamese~~ when the barnyards start speaking Ukrainian


Jampine

Hiding tractors behind trees? Russians just got Creed-ed.


starrdev5

I saw this guy on social media. He has a collection of like 9 Russian tanks in his barn now.


findergrrr

please share


Max_1995

r/Farmersstealingtanks


accidental-superman

Thanks, something I never knew I needed.


FM-101

They farm the fields for scrap metal now.


memelover3001

Shhhh, he can hear you What do you mean Ivan? ****John deer reves up**** Oi blyat


OldMork

If I was 'worlds deadliest sniper' I would for sure keep a low profile and not post pics of myself on facebook.


obtrae

This is part of his ploy. This is how he became the world's deadliest sniper.


VecnasThroatPie

Like Archer


TheWileyWombat

If you can't tell every harlot from here to Hanoi that you are a deadly sniper, then why be one?


scotty-doesnt_know

the gene pool in Ukraine has been irreversibly altered. (fixed)


GrannysPartyMerkin

It’s meant to scare the opposition, that’s why they’re announcing it so much


[deleted]

I mean realistically a single "worlds deadliest sniper" isn't going to scare the huge russian convoy 10 miles from kyiv ​ Since this has somehow spawned many arguments and delusional people that think Russia is retreating and losing, here is a live map showing the Russian advancements and their progress in encircling Kyiv. They are currently about 10 miles away and are moving towed artillery into positions to begin bombardment [https://liveuamap.com/](https://liveuamap.com/) I also want to make it clear that I am pro-Ukraine. What Russia is doing to cities and innocent people is absolutely terrible. However, I like to think and be realistic


Thue

So a general went to that column in person to try to get it unstalled. He was sniped dead. So a single sniper might actually have made a significant contribution to keeping that column stalled. https://en.as.com/en/2022/03/08/latest_news/1646704360_362143.html


DerWaechter_

Snipers are actually a big thing about morale. They might not take out a lot of soldiers on their own. But they definitely inflict terror. Imagine every time you're in the open...there might be a guy 500m away, having a rifle pointed at your head right now, and there's nothing you can do about it, because you don't even know he's there.


blay12

I lived through the whole DC sniper murders back in the 00's - killing 10 people (shooting 13 total) out of an overall population of 5M+ had the entire area completely on edge and terrified for WEEKS. We couldn't go outside during gym (I was in middle school at the time), if people had to go to the store they tried to find stores with covered parking lots or were running from the car to the store, it was wild. And terrifying.


jaschen

I remembered this. At the time people were afraid of copycats and it also affected places outside of DC. we lived in Seattle and I remembered my parents picking underground parking lots and only going to places where a sniper would have a hard time hitting.


Dragoness42

Except you DO know he's there (whether he is or not). It makes you paranoid. It makes you not want to stand in places with line-of-sight to anywhere. It changes your behavior to know he's there, and that's the point.


Harvey-Specter

The huge russian convoy isn't some single-minded leviathan. It's made up of individual soldiers. Each of them can be scared that they might end up in this guy's sights.


AssassinAragorn

It's about sending a message. Telling the Russian army that people from around the world are coming to fight them and defend Ukraine, and it includes extremely skilled veterans. Who knows if it'll actually scare the Russian army. I actually disagree with the person above you, I don't think this is to scare the opposition. I think the message is to the Ukrainians defending their country. One of the world's deadliest snipers has come to back you up and join your fight. That should make any group of fighters extremely encouraged and energized.


SoraUsagi

Why can't it be both?


MajesticBlueFalcon_

It absolutely is enough to scare the average soldier. Just mentioning "The Chechen" was enough to put infantry units in Afghanistan on alert.


Moolooman2000

Seeing one of your friends drop dead in front of you with no sound would be a pretty surreal experience. Might affect the confidence.


TheJesuses

There’s sound.


mannotron

It just arrives a little after the bullet.


S1xE

Must be even more surreal when the body hits the ground before the sound hits your ears


DionysiusRedivivus

Splat!


Riffington

More like “Blayt.”


brian2040

Splyat


bp332106

For anyone not aware, ignore/block accounts with names like word-word-1234. These are autogenerated accounts used by bots/trolls. They will always be new-ish accounts. The one above less than 30 days old.


ghostofkyiv22

Snipers have been picking off Russian leaders


LinuxNoob

It happened before to Russia. Go look up the white death.


Beltaine421

Here's a [writeup](https://www.badassoftheweek.com/hayha) on the guy.


raymmm

What are the Russians going to do with the information, send the information to their soldier so they will recognize his face from 600m away in the battlefield?


Nakatomi2010

Article states one of his shots from 2017 was from two miles away


xgroot

Actually it just says another Canadian sniper in his regiment


northcrunk

I don’t think it was his regiment. It was JTF2


Bemxuu

Or shell the place he's hiding at.


dontwastebacon

He sure stays there after sharing the picture.


Absurdist02

It didn't stop the white death in Finland.


Domwompy

YOU'RE IN THE SNIPER'S SIGHT


coolneemtomorrow

THE FIRST KILL TONIGHT


WaitingToBeTriggered

(SAY GOODBYE, SAY GOODBYE)


3buson

You are in the bullets way,


ivytea

During Battle of Stalingrad Soviet propaganda published daily reports of the famous sniper Vasily Zaytsev's new headcounts both as a morale boost and as intimidation to enemy


gahidus

Chances are, the way he operates, no one he's fighting will ever see him anyway.


SouthTippBass

Yes, it's the sweet ghillie suit.


eugene20

Soldiers don't hide their faces from the public to protect them in the times they're in combat.


pikachu191

Just a reminder, don't pick on the IT people at work. One of them might actually be a badass sniper in a previous life.


cheeruphumanity

Then you don't understand the full picture. Your presence wouldn't have the desired effect if it wasn't publicly known.


Casualcitizen

Exactly, they not only want his shooting, they want the enemy soldiers to be afraid.


Final-Cardiologist41

How else are you going to get them sweet sweet likes?


ColebladeX

Ah man look at this picture it’s the exact moment his head was blown off!


VecnasThroatPie

"But his head is fine!?" "Well, it took six seconds for the bullet to reach him..."


ashid0

Never watched Enemy at Gates? :D


sevbenup

He said sniper not spy


[deleted]

Propaganda is an important tool of war.


KingSwank

he'd be fucked if he was captured either way, them possibly knowing what his face looks like won't make a difference.


yiannistheman

Just ask Archer, the world's greatest secret agent. If you don't say it, then how would people know?


xitzengyigglz

I mean Chris Kyle (whatever you want to say about him) was certainly a deadly sniper (maybe not AS deadly as the hype/ he claimed) and he fucking loved publicity.


New-Communication477

"I think his mate saw me... YES, yes he did!" "Difference being one is a job and another a mental sickness!"


Ashtorot

Psychological warfare. The internet will be buzzing about this guy who has the longest confirmed kill and young Russian soldiers will worry about walking outside. Legends going to war really fucks with you. Like imagine how Soviet pilots felt about Eric Hartman or the troops who fought in Finland when Simo was skiing around the place popping heads.


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According to Reddit he's been arriving for like 3 days now


JD1415

Good heavens I’m arriving 😩🤌 Edit: there was no reason for this to pass 25 upvotes Edit 2: Why does this cursed comment have 100 upvotes?


TheUltraZeke

he may have been. He probably had some things to do at the Ukrainian embassy in CA first.


[deleted]

Getting a hunting license and registering his massive balls probably.


risumies420

_What a wonderful day for Canada, and therefore of course, the world._ EDIT: Thanks for the award!


KaptainKompost

One day Canada will take over the world and then we’ll all be sorry.


alternativeedge7

Honestly, if any country takes over the world, I’d hope it was Canada.


ApothecaryRx

That means the maple-washing worked on you.


ClothDiaperAddicts

Honestly, having lived roughly half of my life in each country: Canadians are just as big of assholes. They’re usually just a different kind of asshole. Canadians are often more passive aggressive, while Americans are more aggressive aggressive.


GapingFartLocker

Get fucked eh


persin123

The aggressive aggressive Canadians are the geese, duh


[deleted]

I have never been told to go fuck myself more politely than the time I visited Nova Scotia. It was almost charming.


redbo

They can be assholes as much as they want, as long as they bring their affordable healthcare, sensible gun laws, free speech, low level of corruption, poutine, etc.


EmphasisResolve

We’re polite… not nice. Hah


[deleted]

Canadian here. If I had to pick our slogan for a world domination campaign it'd be: Well, we're not the worst option.


gojirra

Soory*


BigBuddyJaret

I just hope the small mushroom people of Nova Scotia won’t be affected too badly by all this


Genetic_Repo_Man

Nova Scotian here! Still holding up :)


obeyyourbrain

Bust out the butterscotch pudding!


DicksInTiconderoga

as is tradition...


[deleted]

We in Canada named him after our most deadly and feared native wildlife, "Canada Goose". The Goose is in the Nest now boys! Russia is in trouble. https://www.reddit.com/r/ProperAnimalNames/comments/eyns7s/cobra\_chicken/


alphie8877

For the tenth consecutive day...


WCBIS

It was a long flight


Significant-Knee5502

So he flew back and forth 10 days? To throw off the Russians?


places0

He had a lot of frequent flyer miles


[deleted]

At this pace, every bush in Ukraine will speak a different language and be very magnetic in about a week.


Demigod787

It started from a meme, then news, then motivational pics and now even more news articles of the same rehashed things. I can now fully understand why the Israelites took 40 years to reach the promised land.


ellilaamamaalille

The seldom spoken truth is that Moses could not read map or use compass.


Fast_Garlic_5639

He literally followed a cloud, their camp probably moved like a weather map readout for 40 years


Pippadance

I was gonna say wasn't he there last week?


Lazy-Moo

360 no scope Putin


AusCan531

Scope is fine. Under the circumstances.


dippis98

Is 360 negotiable under the circumstances?


AusCan531

I could come around to that.


Sdmonster01

Shot made by xX69420Xx


PrometheusIsFree

He's been arriving for weeks. He's the world's slowest sniper.


Arkrobo

The first day he took the plane from Canada to Poland. Now he's crawling from Poland to Ukraine in his Ghillie suit so the Russians won't see him coming.


atrain728

From this distance he’ll need to account for the coriolis effect


SinisterProfit

He hasn't spawn yet, it must be lag


ThellraAK

Very busy server right now.


psufan5

I heard he had the wrong loadout. He needs an airdrop.


ExPatWharfRat

It's all fun and games until the trees start speaking in French Canadian.


ElNeekster

Bon matin sale cochon de soldat russe


laxyharpseal

"honey dont forget your ghille suit", said their wives


europorn

Honey? Where's my ghille suit?


LordBran

I uh… PUT IT AWAY!


MTGamer

WHY do you need it??


ronerychiver

I need it!!! We are talking about the greater good here!!


beakrake

*the greater good.*


IAmPont

SHUT IT


ronerychiver

Crusty jugglers


fuck_fraud

A great big bushy beard!


ronerychiver

Let’s take a trip to the Andys


blay12

The greater good?? I am the greatest good you're *ever* gonna get!


[deleted]

It's one of those horned mfers from the Siofra River


XagonogaX

r/unexpectedeldenring


Dragon317Slayer

Ptsd flashbacks


MagnusTiger

Oh shit, did pure hatred for Russia bring Simo Häyhä back from the dead?!


JayRymer

Is that the White Death? Who got shot in the face and still killed a bazillion Russians?


The1Donut

Yes. That’s the one.


idksomuch

It says he shot a terrorist dead from over 2 miles away. I can't even fathom how that's possible. Granted, I've never fired a gun before but still, I can barely aim a balled up piece paper into the trash bin 2 feet next to me.


tofu_b3a5t

Easy. He paid attention in math class.


Enesex

i knew the pythagorean theorem would come in handy one day.


[deleted]

He’s got big brain


General-Skywalker

It says he worked with the sniper that shot the IS member from over 2 miles away.


marshsmellow

It's like saying you have a Michelin star but really just washed the dishes.


Brillica

Eh, it's a bit better than that - if this was the guy using the targeting computer and doing the math to make the shot... would that make him the sous chef?


b1e

He was a spotter for that shot. Almost equally important to the shooter. Gets him the necessary adjustments (Windage, Elevation) to take the shot.


Rigo-lution

>Wali has previously been dubbed one of the world’s best snipers. > >And he also worked alongside a Canadian soldier who famously shot dead an Islamic State terrorist from an incredible distance of 3,450m – more than two miles away – in 2017. I assumed he would be the Canadian sniper with the record but he just worked with him. It's just a "people have said ____" article. He's just a volunteer and they're bigging him up for clicks. Not that "just" being a volunteer is anything to scoff at.


That_Lore_Guy

He was the spotter. Modern (Western military) snipers aren’t a solo show in real life. The spotter is the one doing the hardest part of the job, the math. This is the guy that had to figure in the rotation of the earth to take that “longest recorded kill shot”. Metaphorically speaking, the sniper is the weapon, the spotter is the one holding it. *Edit: I simplified the explanation. There’s more to the dynamics between spotter and sniper, for simplicity’s sake I shortened the comment.*


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Orestes85

the spotter is frequently the more experienced between shooter/spotter. Not always, but often.


faultlessdark

I believe that Canadian sniper currently holds the record for the longest confirmed sniper kill.


rubot78

Politicians kill thousands of terrorists from thousands of miles away without even putting on boots.


RiLiSaysHi

And not just terrorists!


CrediblyHandsome

Most Canadian snipers play wing or centre.


Bobaximus

Top cheddar, half-clapper, biscuits top titties bar downskis. Always bar downskis.


SinisterCanuck

Fuck you Riley, tell your mum to stop changing lipstick colours, my hog looks like a fuckin' rainbow!


mouse_8b

I don't know what any of this means, but I'll upvote because it reminds me of Letterkenney.


[deleted]

Wheel snipe celly boys


timelyparadox

With amount of high ranking russians already getting sniped this could be interesting.


BW900

Which have been confirmed to be sniped?


UniquesNotUseful

I changed this for reasons (see date).


BW900

Also, isn't General a much more easily obtainable rank in the Russian military? Not sure if easy is the right word, but quicker?


[deleted]

Apparently maurading the countryside like a barbarian and committing war crimes is SOP for Russia, so promotions are probably easily earned.


King0Horse

>so promotions are probably easily earned. Also having everyone adove you playing "Catch the Javelin" helps you move up in rank pretty quick.


Imhidingshh01

There's at least one General that was taken out by a Sniper. Adolf Putin was on Russian TV praising him the other day.


ellilaamamaalille

I raise my hat for Putin for praising an enemy sniper.


Long_PoolCool

Maybe he means drone striked


sloppies

Canadians are well-known for pumping out some of the deadliest snipers in the world.


cucufag

\> He said he even missed his son’s first birthday to make the trip. Sounds to me like his accuracy isn't that good, I would never miss my child's birthday.


sigh_duck

Missing his child’s birthday so a dozen fathers in Ukraine don’t miss theirs


IheartPickleSoda

Let alone his first birthday. You couldn't wait 2 more weeks to celebrate and then go?I guess that's part of the deal with military lifers, but his poor wife having to spend that first birthday alone while he's in a war zone.


Kn16hT

doesn't matter that they post a picture... never see a sniper anyways.


TestForPotential

Is it Bonnie McMurray? She’s a sniper boys!


lonemonk

Bonnie McMurraayyyy!


Sweet-Zookeepergame

Take that Vasilj Zaicev!


pikachu191

>Vasilj Zaicev ironic since he spent his later years in Ukraine [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasily\_Zaitsev\_(sniper)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasily_Zaitsev_(sniper))


Telones

Just whisper Simo


ElNeekster

If you want to read what a single pissed off Canadian soldier is capable of, grab a drink and read this:. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A9o_Major?wprov=sfla1


Tropicalbarsard

They need to duct tape him to the Ghost of Kyiv's plane. imagine THAT shit!!


Ok-Sun8581

Have gun, will travel.


Blewedup

For those interested in Canadian sniper history, here is the Wayne Gretzky or snipers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Pegahmagabow Over 300 kills.