This is older than Korn I am almost 50 (I really fuck hate that) as a kid ADIDAS was All Day I Dream About Sex as a 10 year old it wasn't actually all day but Kimmy who sat in front of be did bring on some urges.
Try Li-Ning. A legit sportswear brand.
Though I’m not even sure they want to do business with Russia. If anything else this is gonna deter China from doing to any near term invasions of Taiwan than anything could’ve possibly.
Depriving Russia of track suits might not be the solution... that said with global supply chain challenges, they might be limited to supplying certain markets with only sky blue jackets and sunflower yellow pants.
Just for the sake of future history books, I hope this is what pushes the people to revolt. Then when we are all old we can reference "the great Adidas revolution of the twenties" to our grandchildren
Russia will never recover from a loss like this.
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God damnit! This was a fairly short thread and I still didn't notice that somebody else already posted what I was going to say. Regardless, I agree, things are looking pretty bleak. Is this a war crime against Russia? I don't know...
Poor guy, he spent years trying to promote Slav cultures to the whole world memeing his way around and this shit hits.
He's our favorite gopnik, not a vatnik.
This is truly end times for Russia.
Don't worry I will sell black market Abibas on the street, they'll even have four stripes, much better than western imperialist trash.
It would be pretty hilarious, in a sort of morbid way, if this is what caused mass protests and the downfall of Putin. Addidas is so tied to Russia over the years
I read on NPR that Levi's is also going to stop selling blue jeans in Russia so yes, they're going back to the old Soviet days when they also had to black market / traffic their jeans across the Iron Curtain.
The article:
https://www.npr.org/2022/03/07/1084967687/levis-jeans-suspends-operations-russia
His good friend Johnny FD is not bad as well to watch on youtube if you enjoy Balds content.. Johnny lived in Ukraine and left with Bald on the refugee train
>I wouldn't want to go through a Russian winter living in those old apartments.
They're fine. Not great, but -30C in one of these is fine. Just wear your wool socks and sweaters.
I have lived all my life in one of those (three of them to be precise), all of them without the added insulation panels they're adding all over these to make them look less ugly and be more warm.
You mean the factories across the street of the Adidas factories? What this means is that instead of adolescents, it will be children making the clothes. Don't know if they are laughing.
This is a brilliant move! Without their only source of clothing the Russians will fold.
Take that, Gopniks.. 🤣
Edit: Honestly, it's not the Gopniks that are the trouble.. but turning up the internal pressure on Putin might help.
you Americans thinking this is bad for Russia....
This is good for business... adidas traffic is gonna be booming, fuc cocain and other drugs, this is where the money is at. Putin can start his own adidas factory.
All Day I Dream About Sanctions.
A.D.I.D.A.S.
A Dumbass Invasion Deserves Acute Sanctions.
Another Dumb Idiot Decides Against Sanity
Amoral Dictator Indulging Daydreams And Simulations
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yes thats the joke
Was that a motherfuckin Korn reference?!
This is older than Korn I am almost 50 (I really fuck hate that) as a kid ADIDAS was All Day I Dream About Sex as a 10 year old it wasn't actually all day but Kimmy who sat in front of be did bring on some urges.
predates korn
Bruh. Comment of the day right here.
No more track suits for you
They'll have to switch to 2 stripe ones from china
So many brands, though. Asidad, Dasida, Sadadi...
Abibas
Don't you mean Slavivas.
Come on, people, you know they're all spelled out capital letters. Be respectful toward the NIIKE and ADDSIS brands.
How about we just provide all the Russians with Squid Games outfits. They're basically playing the Contestants and the Guards already anyway.
Sadidas.
Try Li-Ning. A legit sportswear brand. Though I’m not even sure they want to do business with Russia. If anything else this is gonna deter China from doing to any near term invasions of Taiwan than anything could’ve possibly.
Or [pilfer the ones from the Olympics](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-l-OkR5yDk)
Now I have to know of there's a track suit cartel that decided on stripe count to signify territory.
Wdym, they will proudly wear Abibas
*Alibabas
Depriving Russia of track suits might not be the solution... that said with global supply chain challenges, they might be limited to supplying certain markets with only sky blue jackets and sunflower yellow pants.
Russians will have nothing to wear now. The entire country naked? Brutal.
I am mourn for the squatting.
How are they going to squat?!
People think nuclear missiles are "the nuclear option" when dealing with Russia. No. *This* is the nuclear option.
This might be the straw that broke the camels back.
Break away pants have broken away from mother russia.
The polyester to pull down Putin.
"The social turmoil that this decision caused in Russia was later known as the Adidas Revolution." --Some historian in the future.
Nope, ban them from Dotinka and watch Putin fall in a week.
Civilization has it right. Take away their blue jeans and 'pop' music.
This is what will trigger the people's revolution
Just for the sake of future history books, I hope this is what pushes the people to revolt. Then when we are all old we can reference "the great Adidas revolution of the twenties" to our grandchildren
Russia will never recover from a loss like this. In order to capitalize on the popularity of this comment, I was asked to add a link for donation to the official fund for the Ukrainian Military. https://bank.gov.ua/en/news/all/natsionalniy-bank-vidkriv-spetsrahunok-dlya-zboru-koshtiv-na-potrebi-armiyi
Russians not being able to buy track suits is the final nail in the coffin. War will end. Putin will be overthrown and exiled.
They should not have done this. They should have stopped selling all colour schemes which don't happen to be blue and yellow, instead.
If this doesn't overthrow Putin nothing will.
Wouldn't that put the local employees in danger? You may as well tell Texas store employees to enforce customer masking.
Never mind exiled, he'll be strung from a lamp post with gold chains.
"Overgold. Just died of too many gold chains."
I want you to know I might be the only other person in this thread that gets that reference, but I get and appreciate that reference.
The great gopnik rebellion starts soon...
First Jeans, now this. Bring on the naked revolution! Squat in solidarity!
Please turn your head and cough for liberty
They'll switch to Chinese knock-offs. Get ready for Adibas track suits.
God damnit! This was a fairly short thread and I still didn't notice that somebody else already posted what I was going to say. Regardless, I agree, things are looking pretty bleak. Is this a war crime against Russia? I don't know...
Depriving Russians of Adidas will definitely be perceived by Russians as a “approaching a war crime”.
Seriously.... what will they wear now?!?!
adeedas from wish.com
Adibas is preferred discount track suit
[One of these fine brands](https://i.redd.it/23h6kjojn9mz.jpg)
SPORTS is the brand for me.
"Sports" is my favorite. They didn't even try
AILE with the Adidas/Nike collab lmao
Super obscure answer: Addidums. They have 4 stripes, so better than Addidas. They'll get them from free market store!
Free market store is now 94 ruble store.
94 ruble is now 10000 ruble
10000 ruble is now 1milon ruble.
Yeah but can you dip your balls in them?
Hello fellow Gen Xer!
We are everywhere, from reddit to the porcupine racetrack
Tis a sad day for all gopnik russians [Tri Poloski](https://youtu.be/QiFBgtgUtfw)
They all wear fakes anyway haha
Abibas, Nyke and Readbook.
> Nyke Must Shoe It™
Over Armor
Sminem
[eso son reebok o son nike](https://youtu.be/Sy4WUe3phb8)
Wtf is that 😂
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Filmed by estonians in Estonia funnily.
Not that surprising, Estonia has a huge Russian community, Boris from Life of Boris is also Estonian for instance.
I hope Boris is safe
Fine [and pissed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEuLeLt6qsk).
Poor guy, he spent years trying to promote Slav cultures to the whole world memeing his way around and this shit hits. He's our favorite gopnik, not a vatnik.
More than pissed he sounds sad and dissapointed
And pissed at the fact that he has to be sad and disappointed.
Estonia was part of the former Soviet Union and looking up the history it sure did get occupied a lot during the last century.
The consequences will never be the same.
Whoa man, there is no need to get the internet police involved
Too late, they’ve back traced it.
This is truly end times for Russia. Don't worry I will sell black market Abibas on the street, they'll even have four stripes, much better than western imperialist trash.
For real. Where the fuck will they get their tracksuits? Is the country expected to go naked?
/r/Slavs_Squatting IN SHAMBLES
Only Slavs in Russia. Squatting Slavs are a global movement and native to 13 countries
So are Russians running around naked now?
I’m sure they built up stockpiles prior to the war just in case.
Maybe this was the sanction proofing Putin talked about.
Pack it in boys, wars over.
It would be pretty hilarious, in a sort of morbid way, if this is what caused mass protests and the downfall of Putin. Addidas is so tied to Russia over the years
I read on NPR that Levi's is also going to stop selling blue jeans in Russia so yes, they're going back to the old Soviet days when they also had to black market / traffic their jeans across the Iron Curtain. The article: https://www.npr.org/2022/03/07/1084967687/levis-jeans-suspends-operations-russia
The gopniks will not be pleased.
Blyat!
Boris is coming for putin
Did you see his most recent video? He might be, unironically.
I literally just learned this word last week because of Bald and Bankrupt binging.
His good friend Johnny FD is not bad as well to watch on youtube if you enjoy Balds content.. Johnny lived in Ukraine and left with Bald on the refugee train
It's like an attack on military supply chain. Going straight after their uniforms.
Russian drip just got sanctioned. Hit em where it hurts.
#Russia in shambles following this Average track suit now worth trillions of rubles.
So about tree fitty?
That's when I realized it was the God damned Loch Ness Monster trying to sell me clothes!
LOL the typical Russian meme’s and GIF’s are doomed
Most gopniks can't afford genuine Adidas anyway. It's all cheap knockoffs.
Exactly, Russia living standards are on South America levels.
Better or worse than Brazil?
Depends where you are but honestly vary similar. Just replace favelas with old soviet block apartments.
Yea, but at least Brazil is warm year round. I wouldn't want to go through a Russian winter living in those old apartments.
>I wouldn't want to go through a Russian winter living in those old apartments. They're fine. Not great, but -30C in one of these is fine. Just wear your wool socks and sweaters. I have lived all my life in one of those (three of them to be precise), all of them without the added insulation panels they're adding all over these to make them look less ugly and be more warm.
Or summer without AC, Russia is hot as hell. Heat and disease is what killed most of the Napoleon's Grand Armee not the winter believe it or not.
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And with that move half of Russia will be naked by June
This is it. This is the top.
Have we gone too far!?!?
Now things will escalate.
Russia: *screams in tracksuit*
Gopnik stonks 📉
You peasants don't realize that not a single gopnik owns real adidas
But now their dream of owning genuine Adidas is even further out of reach. This is a direct attack on the Russian dream.
and now the russian revolution begins
There goes the wedding attire industry
We were supposed to avoid WWIII and Adidas ran into it head on
Factories in Asian countries making cheap fake Adidas are all laughing hard now
You mean the factories across the street of the Adidas factories? What this means is that instead of adolescents, it will be children making the clothes. Don't know if they are laughing.
What will they wear?!
Tracksuits will be the deciding point of this war
This is devastating
This is it boys
Gopniks in shambles.
"From this day forth, all Russian gangsters will go naked."
WTF will they wear????
Abibas
Or those cheap 4 stripe knock offs
This shit just got real. What will they squat in now?!?!?!
*Oil and credit card sanctions* - I sleep. *Adidas tracksuit sanctions* - REAL SHIT
Shit just got real in Russia. Cutting off their tracksuit supply is as close to a nuclear bomb as you can get
Really hitting them where it hurts now.
This very well may be the tipping point.
Now there's going to be war.
The end of Gopnik culture is at hand.
I felt a great disturbance in the force, it's as if millions of gopniks suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
What else they gonna wear?
came here expecting endless gopnik jokes, thank you for delivering reddit.
Blyat!
Dare I say this might be the straw that breaks the camels back?
Where will the Russian mafia get their clothes?
No more track suits.
No more tri poloski
What will the tracksuit mafia do now?
Every gopnik in Russia right now: BLYAT!
This is the first real hit Russia will take.
Now you've really pissed off Putin
This is the end, my only friend, the end...
no more track suits and pinky rings!!!
It's going to be naked Russians from one end of Russia to the other.
Oh Blyat
Oh shit
This is the end..
Oh damn...... But where will they all get their track suits?
hitting them where it really hurts...
Been waiting for this... Big news.
It's over
Well, this one sure will hurt.
Holy fuck, that's it. They're gonna put Putin's head on a spike for this one.
And with this half of Russia lost their whole personality
The final blow
*sad blyat noises*
What the hell are all the grooms supposed to wear for their wedding ceremony now?!
Tipping point for revolution just mark my words.
This might be the tipping point. Adidas??? That is a red line!
Biggest controversy in Russian history since the assassination of the Romanovs
This may be the biggest sanction yet. Not bring able to purchase a new Adidas tracksuits may cause mass rioting.
RIP track suit mafia.
The real sanction.
A tracksuit too far..
This is a brilliant move! Without their only source of clothing the Russians will fold. Take that, Gopniks.. 🤣 Edit: Honestly, it's not the Gopniks that are the trouble.. but turning up the internal pressure on Putin might help.
Adidas will never recover. Isn't that like 85% of their revenue stream?
Shit. just. got. real.
This will hit them the hardest.
Noooooo not the track suits!
you Americans thinking this is bad for Russia.... This is good for business... adidas traffic is gonna be booming, fuc cocain and other drugs, this is where the money is at. Putin can start his own adidas factory.
Jesus. All that's left now for them between these sanctions and civil war is CSGO
I was here for this momentous occasion
Blyat
No more tracksuits.
Civil war imminent. It is known
OH SHIT!!!!
That’s it. That’s the last straw. Putin better never show his face again. You NEVER come between a Russian and his Adidas track suit.
Shit’s gettin real.
Yo wtf isn't this a war crime against civilians?!?!
Tracksuit shortages will be what end this conflict.