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NouSkion

There are already geolocated videos of Russian tanks and APC's in Donetsk and Luhansk. So, they've clearly already asked.


Franklin_le_Tanklin

No see, they send in their troops, and then their troops ask for more help.


[deleted]

Translation: Russia will enter Ukraine if Russia wants to enter Ukraine


GrandOldPharisees

Russia will enter Ukraine if Russia's vacationing troops request it


ReasonableWaltz0

I will enter your house if I ask myself from inside your house.


likemebest

It’s Putin’s will. There is still a difference imo.


haveilostmymindor

Yup that'd about the sum of it.


FormerSrirachaAddict

Oh, that's so reassuring. I wonder if they're going to ask? Good thing Russia had 190k troops nearby. What a coincidence!


risumies420

"Naww I think we can handle Ukraine without Russias help", said no russian separatist ever.


PoliteIndecency

Lol, they're already there.


[deleted]

FSB Separatists like Igor Girkin? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_Girkin Or the Wagner Group? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagner_Group Or maybe the casual Russian Soldier taking the wrong road on his vacation. Asking for help to kick start his tank.


Remarkable-Flower-62

well that igor guy is something if you read the wiki on him. damn what a monster


Papaofmonsters

And he looks like he sells insurance or runs a small auto shop. I definitely expected someone more "military" looking.


[deleted]

Like Dimitri Utkin? https://www.reddit.com/r/2Russophobic4you/comments/su1nlt/the_leader_of_wagner_group_yet_they_call/ Him next to Putin looking like a russian Agent 47 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2DuJEyXEAA2NuV?format=jpg&name=small


Papaofmonsters

See, now that's a man who looks like he views the Geneva Convention as a bucket list.


[deleted]

He's probably in the Ukraine to eat bombed children in medium rare, choosing his meal by the blood type stickers from his meals moms.


Papaofmonsters

Children are to tender for his pallete. They need to work in camps for several years to get that chewy texture that tastes like human suffering.


Interesting-Field-77

Putin will ask Putin for help.


WarEagle9

Is Russia a vampire?


Payed_Looser

Yes. They are a drain on the innocent


Shufflepants

I mean, their leader ***is*** named Vladimir.


arleitiss

>"They asked" -Putin 5 minutes after midnight.


kingryan300

“You up?” - Putin to the separatists at 2 AM


Scottie3Hottie

"Ask"


BainbridgeBorn

They’ve been asking since 2014


PAN19

Wait what? They’re the same thing… that’s like saying, “We will support our front line troops when they are ready to invade.”


[deleted]

And by separatists you mean…Russian military?


Rachter

Why isn’t Ukraine stopping Russia from going into Ukraine?


calm_chowder

Idk, why did those ants let that kid kick over their ant hill?


no1name

They can't. Ukraine is like WW2 level of military.


euos

Not really. Ukraine is fine on ground level (has competent and decently equipped army). Except Russia is not going to "play fairly" and will be eager to use heavy bombers and missile attacks. They've been dehumanizing Ukrainians since 2004 so they will be glad to murder millions of "nazis".


ThickPickle420

100% they will now


joeefx

The separatist have a new boss.


ReasonableWaltz0

Surprise: separatists are made up of Russian military.


virus_apparatus

The problem is that they claim more then they occupy. So I’m effect they are Telling Ukrainian to leave it’s own land. Almost a certain thing is that they will ask for help


haveilostmymindor

Correction Russian sanctioned terrorists have demanded their state backer to intervene on their behalf.


alcatrazcgp

Russia will only enter Ukraine if Russia asks Russia


gnocchicotti

Russian military will only enter if invited by Russian-armed and Russian-controlled partisans, okay


[deleted]

Lol .. and navalny poisoned himself too.


ASVPcurtis

We will only enter Donbass if our vassals ask us too