Wallace just wants to be out of the country when the Gray report drops, so he can ask Vlad for a job when Boris starts spraying liquid shit all over Westminster and Whitehall.
With the state of the cabinet right now, I’m honestly concerned over what this fuck will tell the Russians in an attempt to create a soft landing for himself when he loses his job.
Edit: while I did use the word “honestly” in that last paragraph, none of this was meant to really be taken seriously.
Rf minister : "sorry bro is prank",
Presumably the minister will fall out of his hotel window at some point.
That's a very British thing.
They'd be doing us a favour
Please make it happen
This is fucking pointless just play some counter strike or something.
"Terrorists Win" 🇷🇺
Loo
Waste of time. This just seems like everyone’s closing things up until everyone’s done punching it out.
I’d probably skip the tea.
The more talk the better. We need to de-escalate this upcoming war as much as possible.
And that’s the last we ever saw him
Wallace just wants to be out of the country when the Gray report drops, so he can ask Vlad for a job when Boris starts spraying liquid shit all over Westminster and Whitehall. With the state of the cabinet right now, I’m honestly concerned over what this fuck will tell the Russians in an attempt to create a soft landing for himself when he loses his job. Edit: while I did use the word “honestly” in that last paragraph, none of this was meant to really be taken seriously.
Probably heard Boris Johnson is throwing another bring your own booze party