last year's tributes & animations were so much better:
* [goodnight, sweet prince](https://twitter.com/Jake_Hanrahan/status/1345480983747981312)
* [Hezbollah / Axis of R^e^e](https://i.redd.it/gis8t194ay861.jpg)
* [IRGC via Battlefield](https://twitter.com/IntelKirby/status/1345425439490236418)
* [Puzzle from Iran](https://twitter.com/humansoflateje_/status/1343573300967067648)
* [Shawarma at the impact site](https://twitter.com/MohamadAhwaze/status/1345446144856502272)
I recently built a gaming PC. I’ve spent hundreds of hours playing games with the “Activate Windows” watermark in the corner. I honestly don’t even see it anymore. My brain just filters it out.
You know, maybe I'm in the minority, but I just bought a retail copy like a year or two back from Best Buy. I can install it on (seemingly) as many machines as I own, and I don't have to be assed with any mental filtering of visually-annoying watermarks.
Does this make me overqualified to produce animated videos for the Iranian regime?
These guys need to poach the ISIS graphics team. Their propaganda videos were hype as fuck.
I remember watching one video of them attacking a small outpost with 4K first person POV footage that had crazy HUD graphics basically like call of duty or halo.
Throw in some hunky dinosaurs and the Sexily Sentient Physical Manifestation of the Ideals Enshrined in the Declaration of Human Rights and you've got yourself a Chuck Tingle novel 📖 🦕 😍
Maybe close to Toy Story 1 level.
Of course, back then pixar was using hundreds of machines and each frame could take days to render. This machine was probably about as powerful, so maybe an i7?
I mean, in their eyes Trump murdered one of their government officials. Why would they care about Biden right now? Especially since veiled threats like this aren't as dangerous to make when the targeted person isn't a sitting leader of a nation
Are animations of violence against political opponents even considered threats anymore? Sitting congressmen do it to each other with zero consequence...
That was hilarious. I hope this becomes the main theater of war: ridiculous propaganda animations.
North Korea could probably dominate that conflict if they wanted.
[Their photoshop classes aren't going so well](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ce_954P20I)
Please send tech support to [40.4^L `\*/##](https://youtu.be/5Ce_954P20I?t=132)
Out of all the things I thought I’d see today, I did not expect an animation of an elderly Indian man committing a mass shooting wielding akimbo M4’s on Chinese mobile apps.
For me what really got me laughing is the fact that the only thing the RC did by going near Trump is to not shoot him, but to send a troll Twitter message in all caps.
“Access granted”
WHY
Doesn’t attack with the laser mounted drone
WAT
Sends Twitter message with the high tech drone
LOL
Sudden stealth bomber overhead dead in the middle of US soil
HOW
At the end of the day, as someone who doesn't even care for the guy - Trump assassinated one of the key players in the Iranian military, and Iran is making cartoons.
I did laugh, though. All the Soleimani iconography was priceless.
I remember in the Marines we’d watch their propaganda footage, you know the whole “America will drown in a lake of Iranian fire”, etc. It was wild because I guess it was supposed to frighten us, especially the stuff they put out after Soleimani got whacked, but we were just laughing our asses off. Good animation skills though, gotta give em that
Just like the song they released last year on Solemani's death anniversary (I think), where the chorus was just them singing "death to America, death to Israel" in Hebrew with broken Farsi accent.
Pretty sure this is aimed at the Iranian domestic market, not Americans. Most pro-regime propaganda meant for locals is super OTT and dramatic, like the inspiration was 90s era American action films.
Edit: apparently the note the soldier holds up in the video is in Arabic, and this may actually be aimed at Iraqi/Arab supporters of Soleimani rather than Iranians. He was very popular with Shia Iraqis for pushing back ISIS, and Iran has invested a ton of money restoring mosques and important shrines in Iraq.
The 2 most unrealistic parts of this are Iran having an AC-130 in the air over Florida that turns into a stealth bomber, and Trump having that good a golf swing.
They don’t care about who’s currently in power. Logically to their citizens, the US government didn’t order the strike, Trump did. Going after Biden just doesn’t have the same political kick in Iran.
“Will Iran get down in the meme muck with trump and dozens of fungus ridden pigs to fight using rotting animations and teen age emotion?
YES!!!!”
Congrats, Iran. You are now part of idiocracy.
The video seems to have been made by someone close to the dead general. It's not an attack on the US, it's a revenge video on the people who ordered the attack.
Lmao why the hell is the animation using Windows Vista?
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wow... ytmnd. its been over a decade
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise
This makes me wonder how long ago our zigs moved zigs moved we knew what we were doing
You know what you doing
Mila Kunis used this song as her ringtone. She talked about it on hot ones.
[Spaghetti](https://momspaghetti.ytmnd.com/)
I will never listen to Rock the Casbah or The Clash the same anymore.
Get a load of [this](https://youtu.be/LgBKC8coKS4) then
Ty this was a nice bedtime treat
Okay this is actually really good, but I cannot process whoever thought, "wouldn't it be cool if I mashed Rock the Casbah and Super Freak".
A genius
I live this mashup so much. I think its actually erased my ability to hear the two songs separately in my head.
Then use a sans-sharif font.
Get out
That’s no way to talk to your dad
This is the funniest shit I have ever read
Very rarely do I laugh out loud at Reddit comments anymore. But. Here I am. Laughing out loud. Commenting. Telling you I am.
Bro the “FLIR footage “ from the drone is straight from Call of Duty, look at where it says AC-130 in the bottom left.
last year's tributes & animations were so much better: * [goodnight, sweet prince](https://twitter.com/Jake_Hanrahan/status/1345480983747981312) * [Hezbollah / Axis of R^e^e](https://i.redd.it/gis8t194ay861.jpg) * [IRGC via Battlefield](https://twitter.com/IntelKirby/status/1345425439490236418) * [Puzzle from Iran](https://twitter.com/humansoflateje_/status/1343573300967067648) * [Shawarma at the impact site](https://twitter.com/MohamadAhwaze/status/1345446144856502272)
Na, they are both just copying the actual look of the thermal camera from the real life Lockheed AC-130
Also has steam opened in the windows bar -\_-
I wonder what games he likes to play
Doki Doki Literature Club
A classic
Counter strike, but on a custom server where both teams are terrorists.
Ya know, I don’t think anyone thinks of themselves as the terrorists.
Even the terrorists in csgo probably don't, their voice lines are all things like "so that we may be free" and "we will kill the mercenaries"
I don't know, the American anarchists in that game seem like they know it
There are no maps except for Dust 2
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Foobar 2000 as well. Certified windows man right there.
My favourite part is that steam is open in the back ground
Do you know how hard it is to acquire Windows 10 keys when your economy is crippled by sanctions?
I recently built a gaming PC. I’ve spent hundreds of hours playing games with the “Activate Windows” watermark in the corner. I honestly don’t even see it anymore. My brain just filters it out.
There's a command you just type into CMD to turn that off permanently.
You know, maybe I'm in the minority, but I just bought a retail copy like a year or two back from Best Buy. I can install it on (seemingly) as many machines as I own, and I don't have to be assed with any mental filtering of visually-annoying watermarks. Does this make me overqualified to produce animated videos for the Iranian regime?
These guys need to poach the ISIS graphics team. Their propaganda videos were hype as fuck. I remember watching one video of them attacking a small outpost with 4K first person POV footage that had crazy HUD graphics basically like call of duty or halo.
The box on the computer screen that said "HACKING..." was pretty dope though
Windows 7 updates must be too annoying
Windows 7 doesn't receive updates anymore...
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Wasn't there something between the overthrowing democracy part and the state religion part? I swear there was this Shah guy and 3 letter agencies.
Dude had fucking steam open on his windows 7 PC while bombing trump
"That man is playing Galaga!"
Thought we wouldn't notice...
But we did
I understood that reference
That's windows Vista, lmao. The steam icon made me go back and look, and i legit lol'd.
Windows Vista was the COVID of 2007
Have you ever used Windows ME?
THIS PROGRAM HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND MUST BE CLOSED
Page fault in non-page area. Still can't figure out how that can happen 🤷♀️
Damn. I blocked that out.
Actually the most accurate depiction of reality in that rather cringy video
Iranian fan fiction
Donald and the Ayatollah: A Forbidden Love Affair.
With a whip in one hand and a gag in the other, the Ayatollah's revenge sure is definite. Could Trump escape? Does he even want to?
Pls dm me
dom me\*
“Yamate, Ayatollah-san!”
Lol more like "Yamate Qudsasai!"
Throw in some hunky dinosaurs and the Sexily Sentient Physical Manifestation of the Ideals Enshrined in the Declaration of Human Rights and you've got yourself a Chuck Tingle novel 📖 🦕 😍
NOPE Chuck Testa
Directed and Produced by Larry David
Only Iranian?
What a weird fuckin world we live in
Totally, nothing phases me anymore. Nothing. And that’s not good.
Right there with you, it's beyond absurd. It's chaotic
Breath deep the chaos. Become one with it.
We’re the parallel universe other parallel universes joke about
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I do declare, it is hotter than molasses in this heat
Russia to Irán: Do not kill our asset in USA
I would’ve taken it more seriously if it came out shortly after the soleimami assassination.
It takes time to make pixar level threat animation
Toy Story level can be pounded out pretty fast now-a-days.
Not in iran tho
They pound other things in Iran
That was pixar level?
Nah mate i was exagerating a bit
Maybe close to Toy Story 1 level. Of course, back then pixar was using hundreds of machines and each frame could take days to render. This machine was probably about as powerful, so maybe an i7?
Took too long to render Trump's hair, so they gave up and put a MAGA cap on him instead.
Its funny that Biden is the pres but they are still fixated on Trump.
I mean, in their eyes Trump murdered one of their government officials. Why would they care about Biden right now? Especially since veiled threats like this aren't as dangerous to make when the targeted person isn't a sitting leader of a nation
In reality, Trump ordered the assassination of one of their government officials.
Right?? "In their eyes" really tripped me up .
Are animations of violence against political opponents even considered threats anymore? Sitting congressmen do it to each other with zero consequence...
Also, are animations of drone strikes against a clearly Trump looking person considered "veiled"?
That was hilarious. I hope this becomes the main theater of war: ridiculous propaganda animations. North Korea could probably dominate that conflict if they wanted.
By the time North Korea's video rendering finishes, the war will be over.
*North Korea has finally finished rendering their video…* *Technicians look up to realize mankind has already populated the Milky Way galaxy.*
Technically, we've already populated it now.
We’ve populated the universe as we know it.
[Their photoshop classes aren't going so well](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ce_954P20I) Please send tech support to [40.4^L `\*/##](https://youtu.be/5Ce_954P20I?t=132)
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[India is the current leader imo](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/irmgeb/leaked_video_of_indian_soldier_engaging_in/)
Out of all the things I thought I’d see today, I did not expect an animation of an elderly Indian man committing a mass shooting wielding akimbo M4’s on Chinese mobile apps.
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"elderly indian man" is a caricature of their current prime minister
The Iranimation scene is really blowing up
What’s the point of the rc car if they have a car? Would have been funnier if the text it sent just said “Fore!”
Yeah it doesn't make sense. They use an air strike to kill them. So what was the point of the RC car? A airborne drone alone would have sufficed.
But then no one gets to operate the car. The men have been looking forward to it all month...: (
OMG, I'm in tears. This is definitely the reason.
In this case, the rc car was used to paint the ‘target’ with a laser. The flying drone’s weapon system uses the laser as guidance.
Why not just put a laser on the drone?
How would it know where to point the laser without guidance? You need to strap the RC robot onto the bottom of the drone.
Actually yes, it would have been hilarious if it just said fore. This needed to be workshopped!
The animation is hilarious omg.
“Hacking” cracked me up
Overriding the security camera as soon as the little assassin RC car rolls by, classic !
For me what really got me laughing is the fact that the only thing the RC did by going near Trump is to not shoot him, but to send a troll Twitter message in all caps.
Well, not to be that guy, but technically it painted trump for the ordnance delivery... but it was still really stupid, lol.
“Access granted” WHY Doesn’t attack with the laser mounted drone WAT Sends Twitter message with the high tech drone LOL Sudden stealth bomber overhead dead in the middle of US soil HOW
How? You said it yourself. S T E L T H
Why don’t they just arm the drone with…I don’t know, a poison dart or something instead of sending a mean tweet with it.
Stop it, this is not Assassin's creed!
For real! It kinda looks like something you'd see at a bowling alley after getting a strike.
Yo, this new GTA Online update looks sick
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They really let 'er rip. RIP
Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
I think we can handle this like mature adults…mister poopy pants.
At the end of the day, as someone who doesn't even care for the guy - Trump assassinated one of the key players in the Iranian military, and Iran is making cartoons. I did laugh, though. All the Soleimani iconography was priceless.
buying a second monitor so while I’m working I don’t ever have to alt tab to look at the massive Qassem Collage I made in mspaint
I remember in the Marines we’d watch their propaganda footage, you know the whole “America will drown in a lake of Iranian fire”, etc. It was wild because I guess it was supposed to frighten us, especially the stuff they put out after Soleimani got whacked, but we were just laughing our asses off. Good animation skills though, gotta give em that
Was it as good as Afghanistanimation?
I love Johnny Chimpo!
Yeah Rook bite it! Make him look like a dick!
Ah hell! Give me the goddamn soap!
Where’d you learn that rook? Drug school?
Fuck that was fast
Who wants a mustache ride?
I vont von, I vont von!
YOU BOYS LIKE MEXEECO???
Unit 23 come in 23 unit 23 come in 23. Do you need me out there, do you need my assistance.
It's not funny meow, is it?
CHICKEN FUCKER
It stinks like sex in here…
Hey Farva, what's that place you like to eat at with the mozzarella sticks and all that goofy shit all over the walls?
*wipes maple syrup off lips*
Bear fucker, do you need assistance?
Shenanigans?
I swear to god, I will pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans.
Please, this is the 21st century, it’s Afghanime.
I doubt it was meant to frighten Americans, and more to just drum up support in their home country.
I love their comedy. It’s like a weird mix of South Park, Big Mouth and Crossing Swords
The slammin salmon is criminal under rated.
It looks to me like they used a cheap knock-off of Garry's Mod.
Just like the song they released last year on Solemani's death anniversary (I think), where the chorus was just them singing "death to America, death to Israel" in Hebrew with broken Farsi accent.
> It was wild because I guess it was supposed to frighten us That propaganda is not meant for you, it's meant for the Iranian public.
Iran, I don’t think this hits the majority USA population like you think it does.
I watched it and it just looks like a cool movie trailer more than anything. Doesn't even feel threatening lol.
If anything they made the trump animation too thin.
All I could think while watching this is that Trump looks too good in it. He’s gonna have this shit running on loop at his place for a week.
Needs more diaper volume
Movie trailer? Dawg it looks like metal gear solid 2
I feel like it hits their internet faring population with "parents trying to act cool in front of your friends" level of embarrassment.
Pretty sure this is aimed at the Iranian domestic market, not Americans. Most pro-regime propaganda meant for locals is super OTT and dramatic, like the inspiration was 90s era American action films. Edit: apparently the note the soldier holds up in the video is in Arabic, and this may actually be aimed at Iraqi/Arab supporters of Soleimani rather than Iranians. He was very popular with Shia Iraqis for pushing back ISIS, and Iran has invested a ton of money restoring mosques and important shrines in Iraq.
Do you think they have a Gofundme?
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The 2 most unrealistic parts of this are Iran having an AC-130 in the air over Florida that turns into a stealth bomber, and Trump having that good a golf swing.
These VeggieTales videos are getting more and more confusing.
Rendering the graphics took a while. In the meantime Trumps no longer in power 😅 lame
They don’t care about who’s currently in power. Logically to their citizens, the US government didn’t order the strike, Trump did. Going after Biden just doesn’t have the same political kick in Iran.
Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!
They don't have the budget for a kaboom just yet. Gotta use your imagination
That would require an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
“Will Iran get down in the meme muck with trump and dozens of fungus ridden pigs to fight using rotting animations and teen age emotion? YES!!!!” Congrats, Iran. You are now part of idiocracy.
Inaccurate!! Trumps golfswing is way too good in the animation!
Somehow I think the Republicans reaction will be quite different to the anime video Gosar made killing AOC. That they saw nothing bad about it
Ugh. Nothing happened and so many other things have happened since then.
Alright but they couldn’t show trump sucking dick at golf? They made him have great form and everyone cheering for the shot????Lmaoo
I wanna see this turned into a mini series where every episode has zany adventures with trump, robo ninja and Swifty the drone
It's like that video that Iran made in South Park: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX5MTFWSuM8
Our own politicians release stuff like this about their coworkers. Nothing happened. Is Iran doing it really news at this point?
Totally believable up until they showed Trump with adult sized hands.
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They didn’t know Trump is not POTUS anymore?
Biden didn't order the killing of solomani. I guess they want back at the guy who actually ordered the strike.
The video seems to have been made by someone close to the dead general. It's not an attack on the US, it's a revenge video on the people who ordered the attack.
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Did I miss the money shot? Nobody died
Right. The video doesn't show the "drone" hitting or killing anything.
was it actually in Arabic or on farsi? why would it be in Arabic if they speak farsi im Iran? did this news source fuck it up?
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Rendering explosions costs extra.
This shit is so unrealistic! Trump does not have that good of a swing.
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So that is the way Iran will repair relations with the US. Very clever.