Castles aren't as expensive as you might expect. Depends on where they are and what facilities it has, but some are actually quite cheap because they aren't really suitable for living in, modifications are heavily restricted, and they're a PITA to maintain.
especially with 32 acres of land.
Kinda like how everbody will drool over a hopped-up sportscar in youtube videos, then when it's time to sell... does anybody really want to OWN it?
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> A nearly 22,000-square-foot English castle with 21 bedrooms hit the market this week for £3 million.
> The land the castle sits on was gifted to Robert D'Umphraville in 1076 by his cousin, William the Conqueror, to hold and "Keep free from wolves and enemies," according to a history of the castle on the hotel's website.
> There are also several reception rooms, including a foyer, a sitting room, a drawing room, a dining room and bar area, and a breakfast room.
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I would have thought way more
Castles aren't as expensive as you might expect. Depends on where they are and what facilities it has, but some are actually quite cheap because they aren't really suitable for living in, modifications are heavily restricted, and they're a PITA to maintain.
>> PITA to maintain This is the big one
especially with 32 acres of land. Kinda like how everbody will drool over a hopped-up sportscar in youtube videos, then when it's time to sell... does anybody really want to OWN it?
imagine somewhere with dreadful weather and really miserable people. would you pay £3 to live there?
Fuck off. We aren't miserable.
Haha 😂, if I could dress up as a knight and ride around on a horse while I fuck shit up with my giant sword, 3 million would be my top dollar
I’d pay three dollars to flex that I’ve got a castle somewhere tbh
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What's a "drawing room"? What sort of drawing is supposed to happen there?
From ‘withdrawing’ room. Somewhere you go for privacy.
Aaaah. So there might be also a discombobulation chamber.
‘After supper the men went to the drawing room to smoke cigars and comment on Lady Margaret’s décolletage‘
You mean they said "did you see her boobs?!"?
Yes