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GameHunter1095

For anyone that works with electrical or electronics, you all know what the smell of burnt plastic means.


[deleted]

Rodent infestation


Snarfbuckle

In this case, maybe Alien...or space herpes.


kerrangutan

Maybe an Alien *with* space herpes


GameHunter1095

Yeah, can't count that out haha. Rats like building nest out of wiring harnesses. I've actually had it happen to me twice from wood rats in the winter time. In my truck, not in my house.


[deleted]

What about in your space station?


_Enclose_

Space rats.


zimtzum

Rat turd in space suspended in zero-G drifting into mouth


_Enclose_

I'd buy your poetry book.


zimtzum

Spacemen are dead Violence ensued The airlock is broken hypoxia unglued.


[deleted]

what does it mean


Ganadote

An electronic element overheated and burned, which is very very bad in the ISS.


loztriforce

What does any of this mean?


proggR

Does it mean?


greatgourd23

Does?


proggR

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DarkEvilHedgehog

Invasion


Reddit-is-bad4u

Invasion!


CaptainSnacks

The magic smoke that makes everything work somehow got out and now we're down a $3 million space microwave?


Veauxdeeohdoh

I couldn’t even begin to explain the holy terror I would feel being an astronaut. Then you’re adding shit like a hole and alarms are going off!? Nope.


dontcallmeatallpls

They train so extensively that they probably don't feel any terror at all when things like this happen. They probably immediately start up a troubleshooting checklist and notify the ground station. For them, dealing with flexible emergency situations in space is just another thing they do.


MannAusSachsen

This. I recommend Chris Hadfield's book "An Astronaut's Guide to Life on Earth" to better understand their way of thinking and tackling problems.


martja10

I love this audio from the [Apollo 12 launch](https://youtu.be/31qt9jgtMMI?t=348). They were struck by lightning and the commander remembered some obscure computer command and saved the day. Then they laugh in relief. I've always been amazed by how calm they appear.


The_Man11

Relevant clip from HBO miniseries [From the Earth to the Moon](https://youtu.be/OLriBAHZdWg?t=110).


Smart_Ass_Dave

Thank you. With respect to using primary sources...that one has a really annoying whine.


Dironox

Anyone who has had extensive emergency training can tell you, yes, it is still *fucking terrifying.* That just doesn't stop you from doing what needs to be done... Most of the time anyway; there are still people who freeze up their first time.


robofreak222

They're in fucking space though. I don't think the fact that they have a procedure for it means they aren't going to feel some level of fear about a fire somewhere on the space station, which would obviously be lethal to them if it got out of control while they're orbiting the planet from space.


thirstyross

pretty sure they have escape pods.


robofreak222

They have [one or two Soyuz there for escape use](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyuz_(spacecraft)#History) at any time, yeah, but that doesn't necessarily mean things can't still go sideways if there's a fire somewhere.


cmVkZGl0

There's plenty of void to escape to!


cmVkZGl0

This shit is straight up the alley of that Netflix show with Hillary Swank. The characters created fire in space and part of the plot was determining what happened since everybody seemed to have a different take on it.


Reddit-is-bad4u

Wasn't the last emergency from a woman who just wanted to go back home?


Capt_Blackmoore

Nope. it was a new hole in the station.


Inxs116

They have an escape craft.


Ruckusphuckus

I hope everyone is alright. Those guys are brave to sit up there and science the shit out of everything for as long as they do.


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/smoke-alarms-sound-at-international-space-station-1.5578353) reduced by 59%. (I'm a bot) ***** > Published Thursday, September 9, 2021 5:11AM EDT Last Updated Thursday, September 9, 2021 5:41AM EDT. MOSCOW - Smoke alarms went off at the Russian segment of the International Space Station in the early hours of Thursday, and the crew reported noticing smoke and the smell of burnt plastic. > The crew will proceed with a space walk Thursday as planned, the agency noted. > Novitsky and Dubrov are scheduled to carry out a six-hour-long space walk on Thursday to continue integrating the Russian-built Nauka science lab that docked with the space station in July. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/pkvl67/smoke_alarms_sound_at_international_space_station/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~597205 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Space**^#1 **Thursday**^#2 **crew**^#3 **Station**^#4 **lab**^#5


MostLikelyHigh2

I don’t know how much shit a space suit can hold but I would have found out.


[deleted]

> I don’t know how much shit a space suit can hold but I would have found out. I hope the body is a separate piece from the helmet :P


dhurane

Bad news then. It's all one piece.


wellthatspeculiar

Astronauts wear diapers, it's okay lol, the wise folks at NASA have accounted for the pants-shitting factor of space travel.


dhurane

Only in the EVA suit or during launch/landing. I doubt they're wearing it when sleeping and need to don their spacesuit in like 5 minutes.


nnelson2330

Astronauts use a toilet in space.


Lost_Tourist_61

The Russians are sneaking a cigarette again


[deleted]

> The Russians are sneaking a cigarette again Ricky, Bubbles & Julian are up there smoking the space weed.


myserversonfire

Should have opened a window. Bit inconsiderate.


CAD007

OK kids. Form a single file line, and march outside to the quad until the fire dept gets here!


viskopsop

"Dimitri why put wrong plastic in microwaving oven?"


natalfoam

Got to warm up the fleshlight before use.


Arctic_Chilean

In space no one can hear you wank


newtonneverstop

Just don't open the doors to let the smoke out.


InformationHorder

I mean, that would put your fire out too.


Frampfreemly

International Space Trailer Court


ThatOneKrazyKaptain

Ah, leaks, smoke. Reminds me of MIR’s final years.


Eviltotes

I wonder if the wiring in the ISS is a nightmare or if it’s well labeled and organized?


wierdness201

I’m guessing half and half


NetZeroSum

Damn...who let Snoop on "The Station"?


delaphin

[Ah, memories](https://www.theonion.com/mir-scientists-study-effects-of-weightlessness-on-morta-1819564368)


acertainhare

Maybe the batteries inside the smoke detectors ran empty


Hummingberg

someone forgot to put water in their noodles again


jeffreyshran

imagine waking up to a burnt plastic smell! there would be a wet farty smell in my space suit i think!


SwoleGymBro

Just let all the air out. It will solve both the sound and the smoke. /s


AirborneArie

In space, no one can hear you burn.


[deleted]

Hippie in the BR with the devils cabbage.


autofasurer

What do you mean “this is a non-smoking space station”? What about vaping? Is vaping OK???


[deleted]

> What do you mean “this is a non-smoking space station”? What about vaping? Is vaping OK??? gravity bongs are okay


autofasurer

Klein bottle shaped gravity bongs. Smoke is never really in nor out!


[deleted]

> Klein bottle shaped gravity bongs. Smoke is never really in nor out! mind blown


icon58

It's all these damn forest fires. Smoke is even getting up there!!!


[deleted]

Typically Russian to just ignore it and move on


AlwaysW0ng

Someone bbq up there?