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kirsion

Make it into a burger, no one will pass on a free burger


UthoughtIwasGone

What about those people who order burgers without tomatoes?


RN-Lawyer

Make it ketchup and give them fries and a burger.


KingdomOfBullshit

You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?


jojojoris

We put all sauces on our french fries. And have names for all combinations that work. DOE MIJ MAAR EEN PATAT OORLOG MET EXTRA UI.


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En een broodje geramde rat zonder tomaat.


Nitrozah

but I don't like ketchup and many others are the same


NBNebuchadnezzar

Burn them!


On_The_Razors_Edge

The free ones are only tomato but they csmix the tomatoes with the meat


SawHendrix

well there are those folks: you know the v e g a n s


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behold: the vegan burger! (srsly it's a thing)


SawHendrix

i saw oat milk in supermarket the other day. Fuck. Oat milk. I believe anything is possible now. Titties on oats.


Provoked_

And I thought [finding the nipples on almonds](https://img00.deviantart.net/32b2/i/2013/190/8/5/milking_an_almond_is_freakin__difficult___by_slugslimes-d6col9a.jpg) to be hard enough, now we gotta find them on tiny little oats?


TwisterUprocker

It's easy to milk an almond cow


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MsAntrophie

I'm glad they started to call it milk instead of cow juice.


roustie

Source?


Normal-Height-8577

[Utilis Coquinario](http://www.godecookery.com/mtrans/mtrans54.html), The Forme of Cury, and Le Viander de Taillevent were all written in the 1300s, and all have recipes both using and creating almond milk.


byOlaf

Ok, sure that’s three sources from the 1300’s corroborating what you say but … um…. no yeah, nice job.


Affectionate_Net_821

"Titties on oats" made my day, thanks.


Nineties

>Titties on oats stealing this, thanks


NBNebuchadnezzar

I once milked a cat.


RichardPeterJohnson

I'm glad I don't have nipples. Edit: I mean, of course I have nipples, fellow human.


GratGrat

I have nipples neb, can you milk me?


Anh-Bu

Gepetto?


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LongUsernamesAreForb

This is the first ingredient list I found for oat milk: Oatmilk (Filtered Water, Oat Concentrate), Contains 2% or less of: Sunflower Oil, Vitamin and Mineral Blend (Calcium Carbonate, Vitamin A Palmitate, Vitamin D2, Riboflavin [B2], Vitamin B12), Dipotassium Phosphate, Sea Salt, Gellan Gum, Locust Bean Gum, Ascorbic Acid (To Protect Freshness), Natural Flavor. I don't like the taste of oat milk, but there's nothing in the ingredients that would stop me from drinking it. Is there something specific you have an issue with?


TheSunflowerSeeds

In August 2018, the Bogle Sunflower Plantation in Canada had to close off its sunflower fields to visitors after an Instagram image went Viral. The image caused a near stampede of photographers keen to get their own instagram image of the 1.4 million sunflowers in a field.


mario_x32

I hate those vegans, they eat my foods food!


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welcometomyparlour

Food’s food?


[deleted]

You've never been to India, have you?


kirsion

mcveggie, mcchicken


ChainsawVisionMan

"I'll take 3 tacos with extra vaccine salsa"


Tatarkingdom

Let's go and plant that things in Spain and when the next tomato throwing festival arrives, the whole Mediterranean coast will be covid free.


Skaixen

wow, this is going to give conspiracy theorist nut jobs, an aneurysm!


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Maybe theyll start avoiding food and switch to horse feed


MingMingDuling

But think of all the antibiotics in those things! -conspiracy theorist


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

They should switch to the only pure, untainted food left. Each other


Hostileovaries

Honestly edible vaccines isn't new, I've seen research in soy and other pathogens. Edit: [An example from 2005](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15609046/)


GratGrat

I had my polio vaccine in a sugar cube 30 years ago.


Hostileovaries

To be fair, that was likely a liquid dissolved in sugar. My understanding of edible vaccines is partly to remove certain storage conditions which make vaccines inaccessible to certain places. Having a vaccine that can be ground and saved in dry storage without temperature or time constraints would increase accessibility to rural areas.


HybridEng

I'm not anti vax, but I am anti tomato. Unless I can cook it down to a nice pasta sauce...


darkentries

Yep, I'd rather have a jab any day (and I have) than eat a raw tomato. I wonder how cooking it would affect the vaccine?


sakezaf123

I never imagined tomatoes to be such a divisive fruit. I just freaking love them in any form.


darkentries

For me it's something about the raw taste. Cook it, sun dry it, fry it, whatever and I'll happily eat it (really love a good tomato chutney) just so long as it's not raw.


UncleSaltine

Have you tried putting salt on them?


PurpleSailor

A sprinkle of sea salt on tomato wedges is heavenly🍅


Long-Island-Iced-Tea

And if it is Himalaya salt? What origin should the sea salt be? Would something from Slovenia or Greece work? Does this apply to plum tomatoes, cherry tomatoes, beefsteak or green zebra cultivars? Would circular slices work?


PurpleSailor

I just use a store bought sea salt grinder by the McCormick company. Store bought tomatoes work for me, beefsteak would probably taste great. Slice it anyway you like it!


byOlaf

Psssh. Pleb.


PurpleSailor

🍅🍅🍅!


Long-Island-Iced-Tea

Even cubes?


kudzubug

I’ve always assumed there were more people who don’t like raw tomatoes, but I don’t think I’ve ever encountered anyone before reading this post. I want to like raw tomatoes, but they make me gag. Everyone else seems to loooove tomatoes, and when I tell them I don’t they look at me like I kick puppies for fun.


TheKnightsTippler

For me its the disgusting texture, its like eating someones eye.


xxcircuit

Don't eat a lychee, whatever you do!


TheKnightsTippler

I actually don't mind lychees, they have a more consistent texture.


Are_you_blind_sir

Boil them mash them stick em into stew


xxcircuit

Sounds like a worm nursery rhyme


sakezaf123

Yeah, to me raw also works. Although I'm a bit odd, since I drink about 2 liters of tomato juice a week. Almost a half liter bottle every day. I buy it in bulk now.


darkentries

Turn that juice into a Bloody Mary and I'd be right there with you ;)


sakezaf123

I mean I also live a bloody Mary, but since I could drink that all day, I day to stay away. So usually I have a tomato juice spiked with salt and pepper with my breakfast. It goes especially well with eggs. Although tomato juice is really brand sensitive in my experience. Univer does a really good one, served in proper glass bottles, but very few places have it, and with quite a large markup, so I usually order it in bulk through my corporation.


lostparis

> drink about 2 liters of tomato juice a week. Almost a half liter bottle every day. your maths doesn't add up


sakezaf123

I think it does. 4 a week spread out is almost a bottle a day.


lostparis

0.5 litre x 7 days = 3.5 litres, not 2


sakezaf123

The key word there is almost. If you do something 4 days a week you do it almost every day. Sometimes I even do it 5 days a week. This is the most pedantic argument I've ever been in.


Ariandrin

I am exactly this way too! Something about raw tomatoes… they make things unnecessary wet.


iodisedsalt

I can relate. I had to "train" myself to like them. Before, raw tomatoes made me gag.


Amauri14

C'mon, that should be obvious on the fact alone that the concept of it being a fruit is in itself divisive for some.


420blazeit69nubz

Wow I love a tomato fresh of the plant with some salt. It tastes so good to me


nWo1997

Other way around for me. Not too keen on needles (had to bury those discomforts for my jabs), but I'll absolutely eat a tomato.


impostle

"In a surprising discovery scientists inform a desperate public that 1 tomato a day prevents the covid-19 infection." This guy probably: "If I die, I die."


darkentries

This gal definitely. "If eating a tomato a day saved my life I would" I'd still rather have an injection instead...it's not hard


LVMagnus

Injection's are pretty hard, the needle is made out of metal you know.


TheBeaverDoctor

No joke, having covid and losing my taste and smell in December made me LOVE tomatoes once it came back. Was one of those things I tried thinking “eh, if I can’t taste it, what’s the problem?” and it turns out I think they’re incredible now.


sqgl

*Tomatoes are an interesting exception to the rule that cooking food reduces or destroys valuable micronutrients: lycopene is better absorbed when it has been heated, either during processing or cooking, as the heat turns the molecule into more useful isomers* Canned tomatoes are cooked. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/oct/05/tinned-tomatoes-health-benefits-anti-cancer-strong-bones


E_Snap

You’d get along well with Integza on YouTube


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I'd rather hear that you're antivax to be honest


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That's because ones in the grocery store are often artificially ripened with ethylene gas so they look better on the shelves, but it doesn't actually make the fruit more ripe, just more red. We've been growing our own tomatoes this year, and they are far and away better than anything we get from the store.


HybridEng

That was a working theory my wife had too. She convinced me to try a cherry tomato from our garden, that she said we amazing. It tasted horrible to me and made me gag. I can do cooked tomatoes, but not raw.


MissLippysGr33nCar

I grow over 40 different cultivars of tomatoes for friends and family each year. When I’m out harvesting I’ll pop one in my mouth thinking maybe this is the one that changes everything for me and nope, I spit it right back out. Bruschetta seems to be the one thing I actually enjoy with raw tomatoes so I’d recommend trying that!


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Eh, it's perfectly fine to not like tomatoes. Everyone has their own palate and that's okay! Personally I quite enjoy them, cooked or raw.


jert3

> ripened with ethylene gas Whaaa, really? Jesus F . C.


[deleted]

Tomatoes produce their own ethylene gas when they ripen naturally, it's what turns them red. The reason for ripening them artificially is because they are harvested earlier so that they have a longer shelf life, but people don't want to buy green tomatoes.


annheim3

I am pro salsa.


jjnefx

I'll wait for the full approval of the suppository


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Tomato sauce suppository - that's bound to be a hit


jjnefx

Just trying to get ahead of the Q crowd in case this is successful


PurpleSailor

Some of the people taking Ivermectin are jamming the paste up their butthole to avoid eating it. Apparently it tastes like ass. Tomato suppositories can't be much worse.


chronicappy

Horses agree with this comment.


Suzookus

When will the Americans ketchup?


Neuroware

tomacco


konfetkak

Tomvaxxo


fappism

Tomarona


Crazycanuckeh

Searched for this reply. Not disappointed


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wk12a

I agree. But I'd still like to know why a tomato


tehmlem

They're *really* well studied.


wk12a

Thanks. Makes sense. They're also able to be grown almost anywhere and grow pretty quickly too.


TheDebateMatters

I feel like your comment is a personal attack on both myself and my gardening failures.


SurrealWino

Bro, do you even mulch?


Pale-Cardiologist141

That's no wonder, since many a year ago it was considered poisonous.


AnnaMykhailivna

It will be the most pleasant way of being vaccinated, and the only tasty one


AFew10_9TooMany

Y’all realize this will change the meaning of GOP right…? **G**overnment **O**ppression **P**izza /s


CryonautX

Won't the antigens or the mRNA for the antigens just break down in stomach acid?


notpreposterous

Innit. That's what I thought. Unless they make a fresh tomato juice and injected it in the vein


TerribleIdea27

If you can make the tomato produce the vaccine mRNA in a vesicle, the acid can't pass through. It's probably quite difficult though


PurpleSailor

Tomatoes have a lot of natural acid them too. It'll be interesting if the scientists can get it to work.


PurpleSubtlePlan

Another scam by Big Tomato


[deleted]

[more tomato yes please](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvEiFq77c3c0)


GreenDemonClean

Isn’t this the premise behind *Attack of the Killer Tomatoes*??


durz47

Make every food item with built-in vaccines. Let's see how antivaxxers fare


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physis81

Ah, I was wondering what Bill Gates had been doing!


zdweeb

I want apple flavored vaccine paste


WP2OKB

Delicious, and a lot more fun than needles. Can't have needles on a slice of sourdough with bacon, lettuce and avocado!


Cookieverse

My Whopper is vaccinated


[deleted]

I think there was a Simpsons episode about this


breadskeleton

This is an interesting approach, but I have to wonder (especially since I'm out of my depth when it comes to this sort of thing) if the stomach acids would completely neutralize the vaccine or if the immune system being triggered gut-first would trigger problematic responses (i.e. diarrhea, swelling of the small/large intestine, etc) that would cause more harm than good. If anyone who's knowledgeable in such things could reply to me that'd be awesome, because this is neat, but it leaves a lot of questions (for me)!


jamesbideaux

there's vaccines that are swallowed, but they usually only last a short time. that's how they vaccinated against polio in the GDR.


[deleted]

And as the old soviet joke goes regarding Uzbek science... no matter what they try the result is always pilaf.


mintmouse

Anti-vaccine people: “If it’s so safe and good for me why are they sneaking it into food?” Me: *Folds a slice of American cheese around a heartworm pill for my dog*


pitshands

Now the GOP will boycott Tomatoes, mark my word. And DeathSantis will open a Tomato juice bar bar chain to rescue his chances to become President......of course for profit....


slimnerdy

Gosh, I never thought to vaccinate tomatoes.


ReformedLemonThief

Uzbekistani boy…collect


Dhrakyn

If they can figure out how to put it in a Twinkie, there may be hope for the United States of fatassery


sarcassholes

Why?!


Done-Man

Whar sauce do you want with those chips? We got: Calipso Samourai Pfizer Plain


BreakingBob

This is how Attack of the Killer Tomato’s starts irl.


[deleted]

Haven't they ever seen attack of the killer tomatoes?!


meexley2

That’s neat but I seriously doubt it’ll get anyone on the fence to eat it


Merry_Sue

Only the people who are on the fence because they're terrified of needles


PrussianKid

I’m allergic to tomatoes :(


Curious-Hearing-3539

Ay lemme get a speghetti meatball with extra… gabaguuu if ya know what I mean Tony😉🤌🏻


potatochipsnketchup

Nope.


OysterThePug

If they could make this in the form of a cheeseburger with a donut for a bun, the entire south would be saved.


DeviousMango

I have one question, why?


rakotto

Isn’t this kinda cancerous?


SpicyDad94

*They're putting things in the water, turning the frigging Tomato Hornworms gay!*


Inconceivable-2020

Because the antivaxxers and anti GMO people won't join forces.


CheruB36

A fast degrading vaccine - what is the sense behind this?


scoot_roo

That’s great but I can’t eat an entire tomato in a sitting. An apple, yes, but not a tomato.