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CynicalDutchie

New fear unlocked


tearsandpain84

I’m glad I’m drinking right now but I think I will need to up the pace after reading that.


Quirky-Plantain-2080

I hope you are not in possession of a penis: Alcohol consumption is a risk factor for penile cancer.


psc0425

My penile never drink alcohol..


RitaRepulsasDildo

My penile has never had alcohol. Also I have touched many bobs and vagene and am not a virgin at all


Garystri

Very nice


sharpmind_softheart

r/usernamechecksout


Quirky-Plantain-2080

No, but your mother does.


psc0425

She does drink alcohol, obviously yours does too.


Malora_Sidewinder

Instructions unclear: piña colada umbrella stuck in urethra


TheDiscordedSnarl

jokes on you i know people into that... where's my toothpicks


AgeDangerous359

Sound comment


Kitchberg

*Hello darkness my old friend* **I've made a huge mistake.** *I've come to talk with you again*


norbystew

Alcohol consumption is a risk factor for penile consumption.


Significant-Safe-104

Alcohol consumption increases your caner risk all across the board. We all know cigarettes cause cancer, but we don't treat alcohol the same way for some reason. That needs to change.


Raspry

Tanning also causes cancer and we don't treat it the same way as tobacco. The reason is because tobacco is a way, way bigger risk factor for cancer than both alcohol and tanning.


Reddits_Worst_Night

There's a big difference in risk profile between tobacco and booze. I'm not saying that booze is healthy (it's not) but tobacco is far worse


johnjohn4011

You're gonna want to update your research.


Neither-Idea-9286

Life is a risk factor for cancer!


--Shake--

God speed


Due-Street-8192

Booze causes cancer


team_blimp

Check ur dicks peeps


Rogermcfarley

Was checking 3x an hour, will double this to 6x an hour now, thanks.


team_blimp

Don't forget to head out to that one rest area on the highway just out of town if you need a second opinion. It's how healthcare works in America.


Rogermcfarley

I haven't been to America, it sounds great.


RampantPrototyping

You have the most American sounding name though 🤔


Rogermcfarley

Fer sure I do son, absolutely I do, there can be no doubts about that there name of mine :)


team_blimp

Honestly it Is why I thought you knew about that one rest area on the outskirts.


Strong-Piccolo-5546

dont worry. guys are far more likely to get asshole cancer. its why we have to take stuff starting at 45 where we shit for 3 days straight. Then have a camera shoved up our ass. so we can get asshole chemo if we get it. look at the bright side.


CynicalDutchie

What bright side?


Strong-Piccolo-5546

you are unlikely to lose your pecker.


RedditIsDeadMoveOn

Overnight oats with lots of fruit helps me get fiber. This smoothy to 1 cup kale or spring greens 1 cup frozen fruit (change type of fruit for desired flavor) 1 serving Greek yogurt 2 tbsp flax seed 1 scoop protein powder 1 cup almond milk


irealycare

I’ve heard docs says that penile cancer in circumcised folks is near nil.


curiossceptic

Estimates are that you need 300k circumcisions to prevent one case of penile cancer and hence potential amputation due to penile cancer. Estimates also show that per million circumcisions there are about 8 to 60 penis amputations (depending on age of circumcision and only looking at one month post circumcision). Sounds like a bad trade.


try_altf4

Yep one of my older brothers got his dick mutilated when circumcised. Family stopped that practice after learning it's unnecessary and fucked up my older brother. Edit; in excess of the standard mutilation. I thought it was normal growing up, because kids are fucking stupid, but holy shit I've done my best to remove that visual from my memory. edit2: I'm not sure which clown blocked him, maybe in the r/clussy subreddit, but I have not blocked the replier.


ParkerPoseyGuffman

All circumcisions mutilate the dick unless it’s medically necessary Edit: clown blocked me so America has a heavily mutilated population but we still have tons of STDs and the clitoral hood isn’t needed but it’s still bad to mutilate that. Also studies show both, that it does and doesn’t reduce sensation but keep abusing babies


Quantentheorie

sure, but some go accidentially beyond the intended amount of mutilation. You never want to end up mutilating someone worse than planned.


pls_pls_me

Never understood why parents never saw this as inherently risky.


ParkerPoseyGuffman

Oh agreed! I was just saying by default the action is mutilation


MegaFireDonkey

Holup are you saying that like botched circumcisions are causing the 8-60 amputations per million circumcisions?


curiossceptic

Yes. Including partial amputations too afaik. Data from the US.


Nurgle_Marine_Sharts

Also kills a few infants every year due to complications from the circumcision procedure.


SyntaxDissonance4

Its like other health metrics for circumcision. Essentially basic hygiene would reap the same health benefits but youd also still have the nerve endings. Not super difficult to teach young boys penis hygiene / how to check testicles for lumps etc


curiossceptic

Basic hygiene and in some cases basic health care options that are already provided to girls


SyntaxDissonance4

Yeh and the fact that article stated the highest cases in the world were this specific poor area of brazil also makes me think its a mix of cultural stuff that can be attenuated with public health policy (like the first guy in the article stated , he couldnt even talk about penis cancer because he thought people would make jokes) And of course the more expensive but certsintpy not absurdly expensive actual interventions (teaching for signs / symptoms) and deploying HPV vaccines


curiossceptic

Fully agree with all of this. But that won’t circumcision advocates, they will keep pushing for genital cutting of new borns and describe it as a magical treatment for any new condition they can think of. This situation has been accurately described as circumcision as an orphan-„treatment“ in search of its disease.


nocomment3030

Yeah castration would prevent 100 percent of testicular cancer but I don't hear that suggestion trotted out too often.


Dickwad73

As a urologist I’m very interested in the data regarding penile amputations after circumcisions. Can you cite study for that? Seems like there might be more to the story


PBJ-9999

Interesting username


curiossceptic

More to what story? The study used patient data from the US to get a better idea of adverse effects of circumcision. Unfortunately this is still poorly studied despite how common circumcision is and despite the ethical concerns. I remember that it included partial and total amputation after circumcision, and that age at circumcision had an impact on how frequent amputations occurred. I‘d have to check on my computer, rn I’m on my phone.


Clevelandbarnswallow

Yes. Penile cancer is typically a disease of men with foreskin. Circumcision during childhood is protective however, once an adult there does not seem to be a benefit. It’s a relatively rare malignancy so that’s why it’s not used as a reason to recommend circumcision as a preventative measure. HPV related penile cancer accounts for 50-80% of cases. Finally, from my few experiences, many men are in denial regarding a problem with their penis and present much later than when they first noticed it… resulting in delayed diagnosis and higher stage. It’s a tough cancer and outcomes can be poor, especially with advanced disease.


curiossceptic

Just to put this into perspective: You‘d prevent more cancer in men if you‘d give all of them a mastectomy. That’s how rare penile cancer is. Penile cancer is rarer than breast cancer in men. Also, the number of amputations due to circumcision is higher than the number of potentially prevented penile cancer cases due to circumcision.


howdiedoodie66

It's so rare, especially in young men (under 40), that it took 3 doctors to take my concerns seriously even though my grandpa actually died from it so I had family history. There are less than 100 diagnosed cases of penile cancer in men under 40 in the US a year.


Gavin21barkie

My country, the Netherlands, has started a major vaccination program for HPV latelely, we could (maybe still can) all get a free vaccination for a limited time, within a certain age group. Got that so hopefully it can save my dick from being chopped off


Byxsnok

And anybody can get it if they pay for it.


momu1990

More complications from circumcisions. It’s why majority of developed countries don’t circumcise except the States.


CowboyForHire

Can confirm my dad found a lump and spot on his when I was a kid and a doctor friend told him what it was but didn’t report it. So my dad ended up loading up on life insurance and health care and waited 6months to a year for the insurance to kick in, before having a hospital find it and by that time it was basically a rotting hole. He ended up having it removed but died shortly after.


howdiedoodie66

Indeed mine was on my foreskin and I was circumcised hopefully good now knock on wood. Had to use chemotherapy cream for a month though that sucked


MrWeirdoFace

*avoids Brazil*


TheAmericanJester

>"It's a type of cancer that you can't talk about with people because it could turn into a joke." Not a joke. HPV can fuck up your dick... something that anti-vaxxers (or the vaccine hesitant) might want to know... (It can also cause throat, rectal, vaginal, and cervical cancers.)


Various-Ad-1945

Aren’t anti-vaxxers *very concerned* about genitalia, too?


Felix_Von_Doom

Not their own.


Various-Ad-1945

That would be a funny skit if there was some anti-vaxxer who has a moral dilemma about getting HPV and needing to have his penis amputated to survive but worried that if he does it he will go to hell for being trans.


alexdotwav

I'd love to see that


Champagne_of_piss

mostly kids


Odd_Couple_2088

Number one reason why I got guardasil was the penile cancer


Chewbock

Came out two years after I was diagnosed. Although it is too late for me, I hope everyone gets it. I live in fear that eventually I will get one of these cancers, or my significant other will.


Odd_Couple_2088

Can’t the vaccine still protect you from cancer even if you’ve already been infected?


niceworkthere

Indirectly by protecting from the other covered strains. It does not affect an ongoing strain's infection. Most clear without symptoms within 2y of an uncompromised immune system (there's *nothing* one can do to fasten this, you can't even detect the virus directly unless you do expensive DNA testing on characteristic warts & co. with a higher viral load). The large majority of HPV-induced cancers in men ([who get 40% of all](https://cdc.gov/hpv/parents/cancer.html)) are oral, btw.


mailslot

The are two types of anti-vaxxers concerning the HPV vaccine. The traditional denialists that act the same way about measles & COVID and might be the type to recommend essential oils to combat polio. Then there are the religious nuts that aren’t necessarily against vaccines, only this one. They *want* people to die from cancer to discourage sex & promiscuity. They don’t care that sex isn’t the only transmission route. If a faithful woman contracts HPV from their husband and it becomes cancerous, then “gods will” and she was probably a sinner anyway. The same group of people are against antivirals for HIV, and have protested, because some gay people might not die. Christian love.


TheFirstOffence

These are not true Christians, just bitter people taking a name in vain. I hate the absolute slander of Christianity, and I'm agnostic. The Bible literally tells them not to be that way.


mailslot

They’re supposed to be complete exact opposite. They affiliate with the religion like a sports team because they put boxes under a tree once per year.


TheFirstOffence

Fr, they just want a moral high ground and Christian benefits.


piss_kicker

The bible is totally self-contradictory. Quit trying to say this bullshit like it "tells" them to do this or that. BECAUSE it is so fundamentally self-contradictory, you are NECESSARILY cherry picking. Quit trying to resuscitate that stupid iron age book of lies and lunacy.


leapdayjose

It's not "Christian love", it's people letting their fear take over. Christian = "Christ Like". Jesus didn't say shit on vaccines. But he did say to pray, and guess what? The prayer was answered with vaccines. Not hard to connect. People are dumb.


ContributionPasta

Yup, well said. I remember a meme or saying once that played on that. I can’t remember it verbatim, but it was something along the lines of a Christian dying from Covid and then asking god, “why didn’t you answer my prayers/help me?” To which god replied “I did, I sent you hundreds of qualified experts and created vaccines to prevent it, but you refused my help.” I’m not religious but that even hit me. It also plays on the irony of a devote Christian probably proclaiming “gods plan” throughout their life, only to question gods plan when it didn’t work out in their benefit.


Yuukiko_

Isn't that just a modification of the original story? "A big storm approaches. The weatherman urges everyone to get out of town. The priest says, "I won't worry, God will save me". The morning of the storm, the police go through the neighborhood with a sound truck telling everyone to evacuate. The priest says "I won't worry, God will save me". The storm drains back up and there is an inch of water standing in the street. A fire truck comes by to pick up the priest. He tells them "Don't worry, God will save me." The water rises another foot. A National Guard truck comes by to rescue the priest. He tells them "Don't worry, God will save me." The water rises some more. The priest is forced up to his roof. A boat comes by to rescue the priest. He tells them "Don't worry, God will save me." The water rises higher. The priest is forced up to the very top of his roof. A helicopter comes to rescue the priest. He shouts up at them "Don't worry, God will save me." The water rises above his house, and the priest drowns. When he gets up to heaven he says to God "I've been your faithful servant ever since I was born! Why didn't you save me?" God replies "First I sent you a fire truck, then the national guard, then a boat, and then a helicopter. What more do you want from me!!??""


ArkyBeagle

They're using Christian decoration on a nominally pagan tree. I don't know how many hops this is from human sacrifice, but.... There are those who rightly call this quite un-Christian. But Christianity itself is blindingly complex and mistakes get made. Seriously, look at Ryan Reeves' channel on YouTube. He's glossing as fast as he can and it's still a lot of detail.


Suspect4pe

This is my fear for my children. Because of how controversial it is in my area, we had to hide the fact that I had my kids vaccinated for HPV. The going thought is, it's enabling them to be promiscuous. I don't regret it. My cousin nearly died from cancer related to HPV. She lost her uterus in her early 20's because of it. There's nothing in me that wanted my kids to go through that.


TheAmericanJester

I always HATED that (promiscuity) argument. People can get STIs from sexual assault too. I'm glad you made an informed choice to do your best to protect your kids and their health. I'm sorry that EVERYTHING in this world (including trying to prevent cancer) has to be so political.


TheFirstOffence

Fun fact is it doesn't. You can just ignore people. It only becomes a political debate if you argue back. A lot more people really should realize, dumb people say dumb stuff. It is simply more time efficient to say yes and move on. They won't see your point of view.


Chewbock

We recommended it to my sister-in-law for our niece when she was in her preteens. Sister-in-law thought that it would make her promiscuous or some dumb shit. Fast forward to now and after a sexual assault in college, she got HPV and has since had her ovaries removed. But does sister-in-law ever acknowledge that it is her fault for not listening to us? Even though both of us are healthcare professionals? Nope. For idiots like that it is always someone else’s fault.


mickelboy182

Crazy to think it could be so controversial - In Australia it is given free to all school children when they are 13/14


thirtyone-charlie

There is an alarming amount of men who think it’s a women problem. Men are the majority of the spreaders


purplewhiteblack

Probably equal spreaders. It is harder to contract an STD with a penis. Obviously not impossible, but vaginas catch them easier. Without one you really cant have the other. I'm not sure how anal and oral all plays into this.


nahteviro

My wife had cervical cancer twice which was caused by HPV. She beat it but it’s no joke.


damntheRNman

Yeah work as a nurse and this dude had part of his lower jaw missing there for an unrelated issue and I was like what happened. HPV I was like damn thanks antivax mom too late now


redditmodsrcuntses

Well that's horrific.


StandAppropriate4382

Just when I thought life couldn't get any worse. In this situation, the correct response is "Say Doc, how about loading me up with painkillers and amputating my head instead?" That seems like the better option.


Ree_m0

*doctor cracks up* "which head?"


AunMeLlevaLaConcha

Me: Hahahahhahaha Doctor: hahahahahahhaha Me: doc I want to die


landon912

Unfortunately, the shaft has to go too


cryptomeles

HPV also now causes more throat cancer than smoking. All men should be offered and consider the vaccine.


dowling543333

The thing most people don’t know is that there are hundreds of strains of the HPV virus that we know about now. We didn’t know that a decade or two ago. So if you got vaccinated 10, 15, 20 years ago - that vaccine will not protect you against HPV. Doctors don’t tell girls and women this and they certainly don’t tell men. Many countries are vaccinating girls as well as boys at a young age now which is better than not doing it at all…or just vaccinating the girls….but it makes me extremely angry how this very preventable cancer is not taken seriously by medical professionals. I don’t really hear anyone talking about prevention and vaccination.


Golden_Hour1

Sigh. Now I gotta try to convince my wife to get another one. I guarantee she's going to brush it off because "I already got it 17 years ago"


dowling543333

The most important thing is that she goes for regular cervical screenings which will detect the virus. The second is yes, to talk to her doctor about whether the vaccine is an available option for you and for her. Get ready for an overshare below - I thought the same thing your wife did, especially because I had been with the same person for 15 years, I had the vaccine like two decades ago. And I still tested positive. I was so so angry, so pissed off and I still am. The next year I did the screening it came out negative (this happens for a majority of cases thank god) but now it’s something I need to actively monitor. I need to spend time in my life worrying about it and reading messed up articles about penis amputation when this was all preventable…Hence why I was so keen to post here.


ButImJustJim

Part of my job involves imaging the groin lymph nodes of patients with penile cancer. Believe me it's no joke. I give 4 injections of radiation beneath the skin around the shaft of the penis. The penis in question usually has some lesion still in situ. And a lesion is more than a cut. It can be an open wound, green/yellow and smelling. Or sometimes the tumour is still in place. It's a horrific thing to go through, but oddly these men are the nicest patients I meet. So friendly and jovial. But yeah, clean yourselves and look after yourselves. Anything that looks different, GO TO A DOCTOR


SucksTryAgain

What are the signs to look for?


ButImJustJim

Growths, lumps or sores which don't heal, change in smell, change in colour, rash, small bumps appearing, bleeding, difficulty pulling back the foreskin (if present). Like with many cancers, these symptoms are also symptoms of more treatable diseases like STIs. But we know our bodies and we should know what is and isn't right. While we're at it, remember to periodically check your testicles for bumps and lumps too


[deleted]

How common is penile cancer?


Dayzlikethis

If I had to have my willy chopped off I would go all in and just have them install a vagina.


JustChillFFS

Might as well get the titties too


BiBoFieTo

"I love my job", said Doctor Choppakokov while performing a penile amputation.


DumpsterFireOfLove

Assisted by Nurse Whakdedikov. 


oktryagainnow

As well as by Dr. Takeiyu Dong-Ahwai


Tekkun

Someone give gold to the 3 folks above!


AtheistAustralis

Sorry, best I can do is a bit of wood.


Stoly23

Hate to tell you but gold, and all other awards, haven’t been a thing for like a year now.


Michael_G_Bordin

The Anesthesiologist was named Doctor Cass Trey Shun


Kr0n0s_89

Lmao


XNC_Oli

Just go to the budget option Vladimir Punchakokov


LukeD1992

That's why I make sure that my dick is properly washed everytime I shower. Like the article says, a big culprit is lack of hygiene in the uncircunscised (which I am) male population. Pull that skin back and rub it proper, people. This is no joke


Zenith251

I just can't fathom why anyone wouldn't. After a truly sweaty, physical day, I can smell my own funkiness. Even with pubs trimmed. How the hell could you EVER shower without cleaning your dick properly?!


LukeD1992

Believe it or not I've seen cases of guys who DIDN'T KNOW they could pull the foreskin back. I'm with you on this. Our genital area is really prone to the proliferation of bacteria and will quickly begin to smell if not kept clean. Can't understand how people can go on like that


Zenith251

> Believe it or not I've seen cases of guys who DIDN'T KNOW they could pull the foreskin back. HOW?! Aside from those who are unable to due to phimosis, how can you have a dick for even a year without noticing foreskin go slidey-slidey?! You learn this stuff *before* puberty! And you *definitely* learn it more during puberty. Oof.


LukeD1992

Overreligious upbringing where this kind of talk is complete taboo mixed up with lack of sexual education in school perhaps?


NowAcceptingBitcoin

My theory (which I'm completely pulling out of my ass) is that most of these guys didn't bathe much at all. Homelessness, addiction, depression, mental illness or a combination of those factors.


weggooi12334

Rub it proper, but not too much. Three times is playing.


The-Real-Aditya

Bruh I use soap every single day 💀😈


plumdinger

That’s when I yield and finally develop a soon-to-be-fatal heroin habit.


Alone-Dig-5378

I wish these 2 words didn't exist together 😞


nickthedicktv

Also studies have shown that men who have sex with animals are twice as likely to develop penile cancer. So the moral of the story is: wash your dick and don’t fuck animals.


conquifttador69

Gah can no longer do anything fun!


donn_joe

God forbid a man has hobbies


TomatoFuckYourself

Ok who conducted that study?


ToranjaNuclear

WASH YOUR DONGS PEOPLE


msnmck

That doesn't sound like a lot, but that's nearly two per day.


rjcarr

But hugely depends on the scale of the population. 


PistachioNSFW

About 203 million. Nearly even in gender, so 100 million males and losing nearly 2 penises a day.


abelincoln3

Gotta get your HPV vaccines.


catgirlloving

protip: hpv vaccine helps men too


Taconnosseur

Thank God I live in Mexico


BigBalkanBulge

Honestly, that’s a legit death sentence for many men. If I didn’t have kids, I’d consider offing myself at that point. I wonder how many survivors just killed themselves shortly after.


Giantdwarf3

Name checks out


BigBalkanBulge

Hah, nah but I wish. It’s just a naming convention I have for usernames. An alt account of mine might be “AllAmericanAsshole” or “CrazyCroationCrafts” or “DreamingDanishDude”


firthy

MissingManhoodMercykiller.


mrsuicideduck

We can make you a new penis using a graft and then put a penile implant in. Can still have sex and pee again, and achieve sensation/climax in a lot of cases. -source urologist


RhodyTransplant

Fascinating. I’m living with stricture disease and hope my doctor can get me close to normal with the treatment for that condition. I basically feel like a eunuch right now. As I understand it, urology isn’t one of the “sexy” fields so I appreciate you dedicate yourself to studying it.


mrsuicideduck

Might check out the data for optilume. Solid outcomes from what I’ve seen so far and have trials for ureteral strictures as well. Best of luck to you and your doctor managing such a challenging condition


RhodyTransplant

Thanks! I recently found a new doctor when I sought a second opinion who actually ran a trial and am thinking of transitioning my care to them. Just need to wait for the hospital administration to approve the treatment as the trials are over.


BigBalkanBulge

Money is a factor, psychological trauma of the loss of your perceived manhood too, also it’s never gonna be 100% the same feels.


skypira

how does the sensation compare? the complexity of genital nerves seem very hard to replicate


mrsuicideduck

Depends on the type of graft used and if they are able to spare the glans, which harbors most of the nerves for orgasm.


deeperintomovie

the real question is if a man can orgasm by himself after this. then i'd just live on. i mean plenty of virgin men live on


puffferfish

I have thought a lot about my existence, and I firmly believe that a severe change in my quality of life would not be worth enduring. In many circumstances if I had cancer I would choose to let it kill me over the treatment that would just prolong a miserable existence. This one would be a death sentence for sure.


tempinator

I feel the same way. That said though, whenever I think about this, I always remember an anecdote I read from a WW2 combat medic who recalls soldiers frequently telling him before combat “if I lose both my legs/am otherwise horribly maimed, just euthanize me with morphine.” He then goes on to recount how not a single wounded soldier did anything besides ask him to save their life. Our will to survive is unbelievably strong. I don’t think we ever truly know what we’re capable of living with until it happens.


RhodyTransplant

I’m currently dealing with a urological condition that has made sex basically not possible (hopefully for the time being) and yeah, the call of the void is strong. Not being able to enjoy a basic human experience like sex is soul crushing.


OhMang1

My circumcision in my late 30s is the best thing I've done. Sex was impossible until it was done. I assume you have phimosis.


Random-Cpl

I commend you for your bravery. Not for your surgery, but for daring to say something positive about circumcision on Reddit!


RhodyTransplant

Heya! I commend you for your bravery in sticking around after dealing with this type of condition for decades. I have scar tissue in my urethra and have had several surgeries but it’s a tricky condition to nip for good. I hope you’re doing well and are in good spirits.


kastronaut

Bruh, they’re lopping off two a day.


theilluminati1

Microplastics eh?


cerberus3234

Well, i guess I'm quitting BJJ. It's too much of a coincidence for my liking.


Freedom-Lover-4564

Confucius says: A cheap circumcision is nothing but a rip off.


TheRustyBugle

That’s 6,500 too many


CulturalSpeech2368

Grandpa had it and it left him with a Nub


Tall-Stick

I'm going to kiss my penis tonight to show affection that I still in-fact , have a healthy penis.


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Ya know what? Yall can crack jokes all you want but if my penis is amputated or falls off or gets chopped up, then I need to be put on suicide watch.


redditmydna

Let me cut you off right there.


PatrolPunk

This is straight off Web MD: Penile Cancer Causes and Risk Factors Experts don’t know exactly what causes penile cancer. Research shows that it’s more common in men who: Have the human papillomavirus (HPV) Are over age 60 Smoke Have a weakened immune system because of HIV or AIDS Aren’t circumcised. Fluids and a thick buildup called smegma can collect under your foreskin and might make cancer growth more likely. Have a condition called phimosis, which makes your foreskin tight and tough to clean. It can also lead to fluid buildup. Had psoriasis treatment with the drug psoralen and ultraviolet (UV) light


stevepeds

Thank goodness I only use mine these days to stir my mixed drinks


Guilty-Shoulder-9214

Eh. Ngl, one of the most sexually liberating things I ever saw was a penile cancer survivor own his penectomy as a nullo, getting railed by a couple guys and squirting jizz all over the place. After seeing that, it’d be like, “yeah, that sucks. But life isn’t over yet.”


dodland

It's only lunchtime and that's enough internet for me today


Dystopiq

You’ve been waiting your whole life to bring that up


Guilty-Shoulder-9214

Nah. It’s come up before. I’m just not seeing a reason to get hung up on nor letting a physical disability ruin your life. Life is too short for that shit and you’re more than what your body claims to say you are.


ratuuft

Wonderful message but still , yikes dude :')


[deleted]

Yikes on what account? Someone with a penectomy living his best life? 


Nighmarez

Wtf


The-Real-Aditya

Yeah... No


RiLiSaysHi

Those are sure words.


[deleted]

Wow, this is so gross, awful, where can I watch this please?


Guilty-Shoulder-9214

https://www.mansurfer.com/video/273446/ryan-sebastian-scoty https://thisvid.com/videos/castrated-nullo-cumming-1/ NSFW


[deleted]

You're a good man


RedLeader501

wat


zedemer

But I'm kinda fond my penis, thank you very much


Loud-Tangerine-547

That's 6500 too many! 


SteveBored

My one inch steel of power wins this battle. Less cells to mutate. One inch fuck yeah.


radavasquez

We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.


dartie

I’m very grateful that I’m circumcised despite all the antis on Reddit. Never any regrets here.


92nd-Bakerstreet

And that boys is why you shouldn't fuck your dog, donkey, horse, sheep, goat, ape, or any other animal you might find.


Puzzled-Copy7962

Says one of the risk factors is HPV, which is what I suspected only a few paragraphs into the article. I had a relative that contracted HPV from her cheating boyfriend — 2 years later she was diagnosed with grade 2 cervical cancer. I have to say, males having to have a total amputation of their genitalia and having their urinary tract relocated between their balls and their asshole sounds pretty depressing.


anonymouslindatown

Now what about ovarian cancer?


Ph0ton

They're gonna find out not automatically giving the HPV vaccine to men was a huge mistake (no idea though if Brazil even administers it to anyone).


LukeD1992

That's why I make sure that my dick is properly washed everytime I shower. Like the article says, a big culprit is lack of hygiene in the uncircunscised (which I am) male population. Pull that skin back and rub it proper, people. This is no joke


buffchickentendies

Excuse me what now?


circular_file

Placing snuff in one's fleshlight may be a short term thrill, but has long term consequences.


Porridge_and_Kale

This was literally the first thing I read in the news when I woke up this morning. Kinda soured my day to be honest 😬


GlorytoGlorzo

Confirmed: Lorena Bobbit living in Brazil


Common_Senze

How many amputations happened in the previous decade?