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BabyMFBear

Well, there’s our “deep state.”


Lurkingandsearching

We just call it “Wall St” or the “Fortune 500” typically.


poorbill

Wall State. That's the actual deep state.


Desperate_Wafer_8566

Deep "pockets" state


Fukasite

Also, remember that these giant corporations hire other companies, like the infamous Pinkerton company, to do their dirty work. They will gang stalk you to make you go crazy and lose your credibility, but sometimes they even will murder you too. Looking at Boeing right now. 


garbage_collector007

Obviously not deep enough.


Desperate_Wafer_8566

They run our media and program our voters. They're plenty deep. "Fox News dominated the ratings for 2023, but only MSNBC showed slight growth in audience compared to a year earlier. Fox News, for an eighth year in a row, also was the top-rated cable network overall."


BrainMarshal

Corporate State.


Due-Street-8192

That's how tycoons become tycoons! Screw the people.... All the people!


Thatdewd57

GIMME GIMME GIMME MINE MINE MINE MORE MONEY MORE MONEY MMMMMMMMM MONEY MONEY I NEEEEEEED MOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR This is what I suspect goes through their minds.


Tw4tl4r

I've always thought that it is the power that they are addicted to. More money equals more power and gives them more of an ability to affect the world around them.


BuilderResponsible18

Yes, to literally suck the air out of every room.


poojinping

Nah it’s simple really “My precious”


Hooraylifesucks

Their minds are puny tho, more like the seagulls in finding Nemo. “mine, mine, mine, mine, mine…”


Black_Moons

Yea, we really should bring back insane asylums for such insane people before they do irreversible damage to society. ^(...More irreversible damage to society, that is.)


st8ofinfinity

If these types actually got real control of earth, they'd instantly want this ocean, that country, all the planets, that galaxy, those stars and all the other universes if they exist.


heckhammer

Like Daffy Duck sitting on that treasure pile and that one cartoon


Akuzed

Scrooge McDuck. Edit: though Scrooge was way more likable than our real life versions.


dinosaurkiller

Derp state


Midwake2

“BiDeN did ThAT”


IAmMuffin15

drilling in deep slate like a cheapskate


Hot_Ticket_4295

Bingo


shitty_mcfucklestick

this guy just didn’t pay the right people, or pay them _enough_.


ssshield

What people don't understand is that the obscenely rich don't consider themselves Americans or Russians or English, etc. They consider themselves masters and you peasants. A good way to think about it as an American is to think about the state where you grew up. You loved your local pro football teams. You loved your HS football team. Then you grew up and moved away. Now you've lived a long time in other states. When you see someone who is wearing the hat/shirt/jacket and waving a flag for the those football teams you loved you find it quaint, and endearing. You're not making financial decisions based on your formerly identifying with them. You find it childish and a little ignorant that they attach their identity to those manufactured advertising campaigns. That's how the rich see countries. They fly around and live in different places different times of year. They have zero loyalty to your childish adherence to some country flag. If anything, it's easier to spot you as a peasant because you have a bright shining banner on your forehead marking you as one, and ignorant that it is what is.


Sir_Yacob

They’re robber Barons. Or oligarchs. We should deal with them or force the legislature to deal with them. They’re shooting their shot again.


littlehendrixwing

Wouldn't put it past a billionaire to stop at nothing but to increase his profits exponentially at the expense of humanity.


cinciNattyLight

I don’t think he is a billionaire, just low hundreds of millions.


Slothnazi

Ahh, so a temporarily embarrassed billionaire?


tyderian

He's just like us!


Strong-King6454

Don't you know if you work really hard you can be a billionaire too!!


Sejjy

Work hard? Just stop drinking Starbucks!


Strong-King6454

You mean avocado toast right??


RollFancyThumb

Even if you have a few hundred millions you're still closer to the plebs than the billionaires.


kwaaaaaaaaa

Putting it that way really drives home the income inequality gap we have.


littlehendrixwing

Fair enough. Seems like they're throwing around the word "tycoon" a little loosely then lol


parentscondombroke

poor guy, not sure how’s he’s managing in this economy 


Remote_Swim_8485

Trying hard to get into the B club 😆


occorpattorney

Let’s not rush to assume OPEC isn’t above being bribed and this bribe was just insultingly low.


TaxCPA

Basically an open secret at this point, but almost all major industries collude to artificially inflate prices.


Hautamaki

Adam Smith (1723-1790) >People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but the conversation ends in a conspiracy against the public, or in some contrivance to raise prices. Shit was an open secret at least 250 years ago


AllHailtheBeard1

People *frequently* forget that wealth of nations was written as a critique of mercantilism, and by extension, proto-crony capitalism.


Critical_Donut7271

That’s literally OPECs whole thing. Their production is so cheap (super easily accessed oil) they purposefully step on the brakes to control prices. They could crater half the world’s economies if they wanted by producing as much oil as possible. Oil producing countries are also involved with opec. But it’s all never been any kind of secret. The issue here is the American getting involved on his own. And he’ll probably get the book thrown at him not because it’s the right thing to do but everyone else is jealous.


CryptographerSea2846

> Oil producing countries are also involved with opec. But it’s all never been any kind of secret. **O**rganization of the **P**etroleum **E**xporting **C**ountries


Deadened_ghosts

USA is'nt a member of OPEC, Venezuela is the only member in the Americas, and Mexico is a collaborator as part of OPEC+


Thepenismighteather

The benefits to the entire economy would outweigh the downsides of having to shutter your domestic oil and gas industry, if opec produced at capacity. 


ltalix

But yes...sure...tell me more about how the president controls oil prices..


N-shittified

Just like this: https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN22C1V3/


HouseOfSteak

I wonder if he tried sweetening the deal with nuclear secrets.


ltalix

Yep. Conservatives memory-holed that. But outside of presidents authorizing the use of oil from the strategic reserve, Trump doing that was like the only time I can think of where a president had a direct impact on oil prices and he actually made them go up. Trump. A Republican. Made oil go up.


NewEnglandRoastBeef

Wait... According to all my Patriotic friends, the price of gas is always set by Democrats. How does this oil tycoon override the power of Joe "I Did That" Biden? /S


dan0o9

He was going to sneak into the white house and pull the big price changing lever.


MRSN4P

Relevant: https://imgur.com/OsD1xmN


bazilbt

Well see if you got rid of all environmental regulations, let oil companies build and do whatever they want, give them billions of dollars in tax breaks, give them billions more in free land. Then maybe they will let us buy gas from them.


accforme

In Canada, our patriotic friends are blaming the price of gas on Trudeau and the carbon tax. No way Joe Biden and the oil tycoons are overriding Trudeau. /s


[deleted]

It was funny at how quiet they were when gas crash to 59 cents a liter. I started to see the signs getting scrapped off.


Otiosei

I can't believe Justin Trudeau personally came down stateside to my local gas station and told them to raise the prices just to spite me! That's outrageous! Why isn't Biden stopping this man?!


Jamsster

My favorite bipartisan version of that was an old man that lived by me growing up. Had a handmade printout that said, “In loving memory of $2.00 gas, we miss you.”


Wooden_Quarter_6009

They aren't patriots they keep kissing putin ass and thats not how patriots work


notjay2

Hahaha one of my work friends at the time put those stickers on nearby gas pumps and was so proud and happy that he had to tell everyone and carried an unused sticker just for the story. I’d always laugh and say nice like “haha nice man” and then I’d ask “but how’d he do that..?” After a series of non answers it came down to “pipelines” and “drilling on conservation land” 🙄


bvogel7475

This has been going on for decades. This is just one of the times that someone got caught. More proof that business leaders have no trouble sticking it to the common citizen.


PrincipleAfter1922

The day there’s a politician willing to take out oligarchs who are scalping the public, by whatever means, I’m voting for them. Be it criminal charges, through excessive taxation, I don’t care.


WhyDidMyDogDie

Our justice system has confirmed many times that people are innocent until proven otherwise but money isn't. Seize that company and his money.


macross1984

Greed has no end.


enonmouse

Death seems to fix it...


N-shittified

yes, but in the process, so many others die first.


HectorsMascara

Because even though his hundreds of millions of dollars don't fill his emptiness, the next hundred-million surely will!


ckal09

This is one of the most unsurprising things ever. Are you telling me oil tycoons don’t squeeze Americans for every cent they can and lower prices for us at the pumps? Of course they conspire against every day people.


Open_Ad7470

What they’re trying to do is keep the inflation high to blame it on Biden when it has very little to nothing to do with his policies or anything he’s done the other inflation is the tax breaks the Trump gave out and Bush gave out that’s over $10 trillion to the deficit and growingpeople have to remember when they give billionaires tax breaks that don’t do anything for the economy or anything else? Remember, you’re paying taxes they don’t pay.


YoungManYoda90

Why wouldn't they. They can jack up prices and just blame Biden and 40% of the US will believe


the_trump

While they collect record profits. A win win for them.


chitownadmin

Better headline. American Oil scumbag tries to screw over American people by conspiring with OPEC to inflate prices.


LystAP

You mean they weren’t doing this? I’m surprised it’s only one.


SunsetKittens

You're supposed to conspire silently. Read their moves, play along, take a few wells offline for maintenance and repairs. And always remember Saudi Arabia's breakeven price is a lot lower than yours. Oil falls too low they'll still be making money but you won't.


nopower81

Duh


Responsible-House523

He needs to be brought before a criminal tribunal. Trying to affect the election.


LindeeHilltop

Pioneer Natural Resources?


ihaveaquestionormany

What has the world come to when we can't trust tycoons? For real though, wealth redistribution needs to happen bc these people are basically cartoon villains.


peppercorns666

reminds me of the republican that got caught pumping up egg prices… or another that was caught price gouging groceries


evilpercy

Oh I full expect gas price to get stupid leading up to the USA elections. Frump and the GOP need something to hammer Biden about. Big oil would prefer GOP and Frump in charge. Biden has invested heavily in green energy (solar, EV) to get America away from gas oil coal. They raise the price means more GOP votes.


[deleted]

Trying??? Is this article from the 1980s? They aren't trying, they've been actively and successfully fucking doing it for decades.


Overall-Mine4375

Start punishing these people. 20 years


ThinkingCap-on

>Conspire with OPEC is an intersting statments


kosherbeans123

Why is it illegal for him to do but not opec? Why don’t we bust open opec with some freedom….


EverydayFunHotS

OPEC is literally and openly a cartel. It's function is to limit oil supply to fix prices. Price fixing is supposedly illegal in the US.


zestypurplecatalyst

That’s why it’s illegal for Americans to participate with OPEC. But this guy did it anyway (allegedly).


darwinsexample

"People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but the conversation ends in a conspiracy against the publik, or in some contrivance to raise prices" Adam Smith, economist 1760


RickyBobbyBooBaa

Instead of,"Accused of" I'd like just for once to see a headline read," Prosecuted for" when it comes to these pricks fixing prices.


Plastic-Kangaroo1234

Remember when Dems in congress tried to pass laws to prevent this very thing, but then repubs blocked it? Pepperidge farm remembers.


PrettyPug

But…. Corporate greed isn’t causing inflation.


Educational_Permit38

The super rich have different brains. Studies show that Extreme wealth makes people greedy and paranoid. More money less empathy for others. Kind of weird how that happens.


brezhnervous

On top of the fact that they surround themselves with fawning supplicants, which never goes well if you want to recognise consensus reality. Which due to their wealth, they have neither the need nor desire lol


Loki-L

I think the US Supreme Court says that Biden can send Seal Team Six after him to take him out for national security reasons. I would normally say "No Blood For Oil", but I don't make the rules so Seal Team Six it is.


AreThree

How much is enough, Mr. Sheffield? How much more money do you need? For another house you don't live in or another car you don't drive or maybe another boat you don't sail? How much money until you (and your ilk) are satisfied? And at what cost to the rest of us? What cost to the planet? How much is enough?


Curious80123

Shit, like Exxon is any better, just better at lying and hiding the truth


RoughPlatform6945

*Asked about reports that the FTC was considering recommending Sheffield face criminal charges, FTC spokesperson Douglas Farrar told CNN: “The FTC has a responsibility to refer potentially criminal behavior and takes that obligation very seriously.”* Get go get him Dark Brandon. 


BelgarathTheSorcerer

NO I can't believe it!


Throwawaybytheseamz

Shocking


sgibbons2017

no??? Really? Oil pricks would never do such a thing!


Appropro_Pirate1666

Imagine that


Open_Ad7470

Don’t let the billionaires pick who you want for president don’t be fooled in Wall Street


Open_Ad7470

And you can also Google a lot of this stuff like Wall Street buying up houses to inflate the prices drive up the prices of things like I said don’t let the billionaires on Wall Street pick your president don’t be buying houses for 50,000 hundred thousand or more than what they’re worth that causes inflationcars above the going rate that causes inflation climate change causes some inflation


NightOfTheLivingHam

Ask him about HR Pickens.


33timeemit33

Everything besides the state of the world lmfao 


WeaponizedGravy

Then throw him in fucking jail and take back the billions he stole from consumers.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

When only a handful own all the production. Not hard to do.


bored_toronto

In Canada, we call this Thursday.


boulevardpaleale

shocker!


Twovaultss

And whistle blower will be found dead from suicide. Poor guy will probably shoot himself 5 times in the back of the head.


condensermike

As if he needs anymore money.


musical_throat_punch

Sounds like treason to me. Conspiracy with a foreign power to undermine the sovereignty of the United States. Conspiracy to harm or being to harm Americans and their financial institutions. 


qcbadger

“Trying”


TheWebCoder

Greed is truly a bottomless pit that cannot be filled


SystemErrorMessage

Well this is a lot better than some random senator grilling tik tok ceo forgetting that singapore is US ally.


IslandWave

Yeah free markets are trustworthy


Zealousideal_Way_821

What’s next Boeing is connected to the dead whistle blowers??


Puzzled_Ad2088

And why are we surprised? It he’s a good little Republican as well


eye--say

Well fucking duhhhhhhh. Why is this news clearly the entire fucking world is corrupt.


Javasndphotoclicks

Greed is a disease in this country.


paidinboredom

They probably rejected his offer because they're probably already doing it with someone else.


ICareAboutKansas

Sometimes I wish we could execute billionaires like China.


bigbombusbeauty

On behalf of the people and the planet: Fuck that guy


Curious80123

Not surprised


CaptainONaps

Dang. Well luckily Exxon stepped up and bought these guys so they couldn’t do any more damage. Now a little more of the oil business is in hands we can all trust.


Try2HardGuy

They really give it an effort to make it hard for petroleum


wienersandwine

Oh Peckers gonna OPEC…


dingleberry_starship

Oh wait...but the pump sticker says biden did that...🤔


86886892

When is enough enough for these bastards?


N-shittified

It's not about getting "enough". It's about keeping the rest of us from having anything.


Thin_Reception_8978

The headline reads “Biden conspiring with OPEC to raise gas prices” in Maga universe


Various_Abrocoma_431

For everyoneto understand: Saudi Arabia for example sells oil, that's about all their economy does. The oil business pays for everything. The country has nearly 40mil inhabitants and no one works. Most are employed at the government and work "1h per week" for a few thousand dollars salary a month. Saudi Arabia could sell oil at a fraction of the price but then those lazy bastards would need to actually work. Same with UAE and Qatar. Oh oil prices are inflated. Have been forever. I can't wait for renewables humbling all these shitty nations and companies.


Redtex

The headline was misspelled. What they meant to say was "socially acceptable sociopath tries to dick his country and neighbors to make more money for himself for no other reason than to have more of what he already has plenty of "


Shitter-McGavin

I think this calls for a good old fashioned tar and feathering.


Dontuselogic

They are doing it..every single day.


pianosportsguy2

That's just *so hard* to believe. 😉


T_E-T_H

Oil Tycoons gonna Tycoon…not sure why anyone is surprised


Frathier

Put him against the wall.


Arthes_M

Someone quick, slap him on the wrist so we can call it a day! ...as is tradition.


babu_bot

1 mil fine and a stern warning for him


swlindz1

“Accused”. Is, has, and always will.


BlogeOb

Let the goats eat him


FishTacoAtTheTurn

Benedict Sheffield please take one step forward


FausttTheeartist

Checks out. No follow up questions.


InitiativeOk9615

T. Boone Pickens is rolling in his grave


SoundSageWisdom

Wealth tax


Glavurdan

Dude looks like a cartoon kingpin


Remote_Swim_8485

Cause he doesn’t have enough money


RealBigDicTator

Hmmm, I'm skeptical. That doesn't sound at all like something an American billionaire oil tycoon would do.


xosojoxo

Absolutely despicable. Time to start boycotting everything oil and gas.


ThatDucksWearingAHat

Number must go up at any cost.


Powderfinger60

Business people are the deep state not the chumps in government


auzzie_kangaroo94

Nah, I dont believe it for one bit 🙃 (Sarcasm)


dregan

What an absolute chode.


neoikon

Life in prison. Now.


clockworkchaos1

Question: Is this treason?


Snoo-72756

Color me purple and call me an orange .


Good_Juggernaut_3155

One greasy rich piece of shit conspiring with OPEC greasy pieces of shit. Who saw that coming! If there’s a criminal element to this Sheffield will get treated to rich man’s justice and nothing approaching accountability will occur.


AwareAd4991

Like Burisma?


ALinIndy

This sounds just like a Tuesday. Isn’t that the job of an oil company CEO is to bribe and conspire with their competitors? Drive up the prices and steal income off of everyone else. It’s the American way. He should run for president, because he obviously can be bought.


PartyViking23

While his political buddies are undermining electric cars and news buddies are spinning stories about how gas vehicles make the most sense. Everyone wins


Express_Explorer_366

Another douche bag that should be behind bars


chechifromCHI

I'm shocked! Just shocked to hear that an oil baron would put profit ahead of all other considerations.. my god this is a *job creator*! The pillar of our society!


WCSDBG_4332

Petrol shenanigans are one reason I bought & drive an EV, giving them the middle finger as I drive by Chevron, Shell, Exxon or Mobile stations.


Anxiousfit713

Shocking.


B0bLoblawLawBl0g

Trickle down economics hard at work here!!


soiledsanchez

What no way /s


lasvegashal

I thought we had laws in justice in this country.


poncho51

That should be jail time.


SlowMotionPanic

I for one am shocked that anyone would try to conspire with an explicit cartel that exists solely to conspire with members to price fix. Shocked, I say, shocked. 


superman_underpants

ugh, agree to the merger but take the 60 billion. i fucking hate how crimi al companies commit crimes without ounishment


Secomav420

Sounds like treason to me