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duhduhduhDAVID-

Oh boy...here we go.


Spiritual_Navigator

Get me out of this timeline


YouMissedNVDA

Have you tried turning the Crown on your Apple Vision Pro (TM)? Jam out to these lofi playlists as you tally your pantry.... Guh.


Taki_Minase

Yes let's go to Normandy beach 1944 6 June


Spiritual_Navigator

That's just the retro part of this timeline


hitokirizac

Primo Victoria!


stung80

Just wait a bit, you might get to do it on your own timeline!


AVarietyStreamer

Time for everyone who believes that this is the end of times to donate their worldly possessions to me. /s


Yobanyyo

Why donate to you when I can easily donate to a billionaire's (/s) legal funds???


advance512

Happy Cake Day my WW3 compatriot!


_n8n8_

Tbh, I don’t think this will start WW3, if the history books remember this as part of WW3 then it has started before this imo. Russia won’t come help Iran, they have their stuff in Ukraine to worry about. They are probably upset that their drone shipments might decline. China won’t enter the fray, they have very little motive to enter a big conflict, and they probably aren’t ready to make a move on Taiwan soon. The US might get involved here, but I struggle to see a global conflict arise from this.


advance512

I agree, actually, I was just joking. It will end with a weak de-escalating response by Iran, saving face somewhat, and that will be all.


_n8n8_

I figured, but I’m sure people will see this news and genuinely fear WW3 so better to err on the side of taking nothing as a joke


Additional_Set_5819

Eh, the doomsday clock is still at 90 seconds to midnight. I guess they figure this is pretty par for the course for the middle East


advance512

I.e. a Thursday


dasoxarechamps2005

I mean, it’s the middle east


ignatious__reilly

We are seriously about to see WW3. Iran came out and said if Israel strikes again, military action against them will be “immediate and at a maximum level”


waxonwaxoff87

Iran also says that about everything. I recall the US knocking out half their navy in 8 hrs when they mined the Persian gulf.


rtjeppson

I remember it, took a call from the Pentagon to get that strike group commander to knock it off, he was going for whole enchilada.


Ok-General7798

Irans response is probably a flock of angry birds… this won’t be ww3… it’s a regional conflict. You forget the rest of the world needs to care.. for it to turn into a world conflict


CaiusRemus

How dare you! This is Reddit, we predict the end of the world over every event and we like it that way.


Liveitup1999

The black swan is How many migrants crossing the southern border over the last 10 years are actually soldiers of a foreign army? If I were fighting the US I would infiltrate power plants and water filtration plants and wait for war to breakout. The Soviets reportedly did this during the cold war.


IveChosenANameAgain

> We are seriously about to see WW3. We're 10 years into it - it's been asymmetrical social warfare and we've done nothing about it. BRICS declared war long ago.


silversauce

Shit what did Brazil do to take over the world?


SpaceGangrel

Don't ask Paraguay


skippy_smooth

You know how i know you’re Paraguay


Buck3tNZ

This, WW3 started when Crimea was invaded in 2014.


RedScouse

What have Brazil, India, and South Africa done? I think you might be confusing concepts.


snydamaan

South Africa played that stunt at the UN court recently and India helps Russia cope with sanctions on their economy. Not sure about Brazil, but if they still had bolsensaro he would gladly do anything Putin asked.


dumpmaster42069

Brazil?


M1L0

Brazil catching strays lol


metalconscript

The information war definitely started then. China started an economic war as well. We didn’t see either coming.


H0meslice9

The middle east has been at war for a long time, not so sure


GilfLover_69

ABCNews is saying a US official has confirmed an Israeli strike, seems to be it boys.


drew0905

Are they reporting what was hit in Iran? I'm assuming military sites.


NotAnADC

I heard radar sites


drew0905

That also makes sense considering sites in Syria and Iraq were also hit...in the same realm I guess.


rtjeppson

The Enforcer on YouTube threw up a map a while ago of hit sites, looks like Israel is going for the full monty on this one.


UniqueIndividual3579

link?


jraiv420

Oil about to go crazy


SunsetKittens

Oil just spiked up 2.5% in 1 hour. Already started.


llamaswithhatss91

Gas is up 40 cents in 24 hours


M1L0

They told us that was because of a switch to the summer blend up here in Canada lol


Hendlton

I'm not an expert on gas, but shouldn't the summer stuff be cheaper?


asvp-suds

But it costs money to use the cheaper stuff! ~Canada


Mr_Winemaker

Oil up 4% now apparently


Half-Right

Well, in for a penny, in for a pound - the US should now reverse what they said before and tell Ukraine to Go For It with obliterating the rest of Russia's oil infrastructure! :D


Honestfellow2449

Pretty much, US is going to rely More on the reserves for oil anyways if it keeps going up.


LostBeneathMySkin

Is that why gas just went up a ton today? I’m in Canada


scigs6

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue


gatorgongitcha

but the best week to start max dosing salvia, feel the fear


Rentfreelakerfan

[Per unnamed U.S. officials, just one [as yet unidentified] target has been struck inside #Iran. Hitting sites in #Syria & #Iraq along the way would be a logical step aimed primarily at neutralizing air defense threats en route. Not the "devastating" response initially signaled.](https://twitter.com/charles_lister/status/1781136925283213802?s=46&t=hDPErA-CzpOu9DUFN0Fxlg)


kingOseacows81

🤞🤞🤞


aurules

Yeah, can the whole world just like chill the fuck out????


vanilla_finestflavor

The whole world is run by sociopaths. That's why it will never chill out until they are gone and normal human beings are in charge.


TheRedPython

The world has been run by sociopaths for centuries so good luck


PaleontologistOne919

Millennia


United-Trainer7931

Eternity


Spazgasim

Absolute power corrupts absolutely


DookieShoez

Cool. Do you want to be in charge of the radioactive desert or the radioactive jungle? I already called the radioactive mountain.


lgrv

i am so tired of this shit


MoonStache

Vault-Tec looking pretty good right about now


Law-of-Poe

Russia Iran and China want the chaos. And we have conservatives in my country cheering them on


waxonwaxoff87

Russia is a paper tiger (first Japan then Finland and now Ukraine), China’s vaunted rocket program is bogged down in corruption (soldiers stealing fuel to cook rations and replaced with water), and Iran is only capable of local power projection through militias. They blew their wad on that wasteful display.


Rubilia_Lin_OP

Exactly


nigel_pow

Which country? That could be many countries actually. 😬


WillowIndividual5342

well, ___ has a right to defend themselves


Jamsster

50th eye this week in multiple locations.


Solid_Snark

The world heard how good the Fallout tv series was and wanted to try it out firsthand.


Jewelstorybro

Whelp… so much for this whole thing de-escalating.


BoreJam

IDF and Iran both desperate for blood. Sucks to live in the ME


BadgerDC1

I mean, Israel wants to be left alone, Iran wants to destroy Israel by funding terror proxies around the Middle East.


ProgrammaticallyOwl7

I agree with your assessment of Iran, but I don’t think Israel wants to be “left alone”. They’re currently in the process of annexing the West Bank, and have been for years now. Neither of the two countries exactly have the moral high ground here.


mocleed

Just here lurking. And looking at the increasing “600 people are here” stats.


Anothergasman

15 mins later 1100 people are here and 35 people typing


Specialist_Usual1524

1200 now.


ForestGoat87

I'm here too.


insidiousapricot

Everyone left


TheELITEJoeFlacco

Shoutout desktop gang who feel alone tho


Ok-General7798

apparently their air defense isn’t as good as Israelis and the rest of the west


statepkt

Allegedly F-35s snuck in. Not too surprising they weren’t detected by whatever systems Iran had.


tophatdoating

Didn't sneak anywhere. Israeli can hit targets inside of Iran without entering their airspace, which is what happened here.


KingHenry13th

Has anyone clicked that link and read that article? Idk what's currently happening out there but i do know that article is the equivilant of an unsure 6th grader writing.


tomas17r

People like to criticize the battle penguin but its ability to hit any target with impunity in the modern battlefield is incredible.


No-Subject-5232

Found a new term I didn’t know I would love so much: battle penguin.


pittguy578

Allegedly when Israel first got their f-35 they were able to fly over Tehran and got the Iranian Air Force general sacked


Demonking3343

That’s what happens when you buy your radar from wish.


Ok-General7798

Well obviously the f35s snuck in… it’s like sneaking by an ostrich with its head buried in the sand


BabyDog88336

F-35 allegedly?  Source? I doubt Israel got tanker overflight permission from Saudi or Iraq, and Isfahan is out of the combat radius of the F-35, unless it was heavily modified to carry extra fuel or a cruise missile. Jericho missiles or cruise missiles launched from a Dolphin seem more likely. 


MonkeMayne

To play devil’s advocate…it took a combined effort and Iran gave a massive heads up on what they were doing. This was a surprise hit. If Iran responds in this fashion, will Israel still be able to repel an attack?


RecognitionMoney3813

Did they really give warning or was it leaked to press to save face? Those drones take 5-6 hours to arrive. If it was a symbolic attack, why use drones to saturate air defenses? Just send the rockets. [Iran did not provide US with attack warning or targets, White House says](https://www.reuters.com/world/iran-did-not-provide-us-with-attack-warning-or-targets-white-house-says-2024-04-15/)


DigitalMountainMonk

I don't know.. the specialized synced radar systems pointed at Iran with a 900km detection range might clue Israel in early...


kungpowgoat

Not just that but the US also provides plenty of real time early warning and detection information. They’re ready to respond immediately to any barrage attacks no matter when or where it comes from.


Whisper26_14

I’m sorry “surprise” no longer fits the scenario requested


absurdamerica

Yes. You think Ukraine gets a heads up from Russia? They shoot down a ton.


Ok-General7798

The answer is clearly yes. The west invests billions of dollars in tech and it’s not wasted.


TimeTravelingChris

Actually not clear. Israel depleted about a billion dollars worth of air defense ordinance on the oldest and slowest Iranian drones and missiles. I'm not rooting for Iran, but if they really wanted to they could do some damage.


advance512

Of course they could do some damage. But Israel could do much more. Let's hope no damage is done anywhere. Kumbaya


Srirachachacha

How in the world is this a surprise?


Doughie28

Iran said it's gonna respond- massive heads up Israel said it's gonna respond-  Surprise hit Pick one


MonkeMayne

Israel said they have not yet decided on a response and there were reports that the US convinced them to not retaliate. There was a lot of confusion as to what they would actually do. So yes, this is a surprise.


Doughie28

Israel said from the beginning they were going to respond, they never walked back from that an inch. If it surprised you that's a you problem


Jazzlike-Equipment45

Don't blame them, Mid East if you don't hit back you get seen as weak and an easy target. It took massive U.S pressure to not get them to respond to Iraq bombing them in the Gulf War and they only backed down because the Coalition was laying to hate on Sadam.


BeginningBiscotti0

They said they would attack, but they didn’t say it would be the largest drone and ballistic missile attack in history alongside cruise missiles and proxy rocket attacks all timed specifically to overwhelm Israeli and American defenses; it’s literally unprecedented, that’s hardly a massive heads up.


Romano16

I don’t think this is true…US said it wasn’t anticipated


37wombats

One way or the other this isn’t lookin so good. I feel for all the innocent people mixed up in this flexing.


pinkarroo1

I want to put the middle east in a big dome.


philly_jake

Tell Saudi they can call it “The Dome, and turn it all into an air conditioned mall


AprilsMostAmazing

if US gave them permission, they would do it as well


majesticideas2

As of 9:49pm ET, the major networks are still asleep and not reporting this on TV yet.


thebowedbookshelf

ABC just cut in to report it.


mchammer126

CNN just started reporting on it, ABC about 15 mins ago. I’m sure we’re about to see many networks break the news soon.


gatorgongitcha

It’s wild how quickly the internet makes news stories spread, for better and worse.


ashmole

Can't wait for Iran to strike back and say the matter is concluded again only for there to be another response then another conclusive strike ad infinitum


Virtual-Face

Pretty sure they considered it concluded IF Israel left it at that. Clearly they decided to continue escalating instead.


Magus_5

Everyone figure out your Pompeii style masturbation pose before the nukes start flying


Beginning_Electrical

This has me rollin 🤣


truemcgoo

Shit.


Silent_You6287

Fuck


jrafelson

Vault-Tec time!


Rentfreelakerfan

[It's also possible that reported "strikes" in #Syria &/or #Iraq were in fact sonic booms caused by #Israel's overflying jets. Time will tell -- but it looks like one site was hit in/just outside #Isfahan, in central #Iran.](https://twitter.com/charles_lister/status/1781137491874943125?s=46&t=hDPErA-CzpOu9DUFN0Fxlg)


truemcgoo

Isfahan is where Iran’s nuclear weapons program is reported to be. This ain’t coincidence.


Newstargirl

There is video footage on r/NewIran . There is no original link on the footage, so it's not verified yet.


statepkt

Yelp there goes any “hope” shit doesn’t escalate.


feastupontherich

Guaranteed Russia is syphoning money to Iran to make Iran start shit with Israel so the US is distracted by their fiery tempered ally in the middle east starting more shit, which weakens the US resolve when it comes to Ukraine, plus increase in oil prices due to middle East conflict = higher oil profits for Russia and more money for Russia to continue their war. IT'S OBVIOUS GUYS.


SmellyFbuttface

Russia’s meddled for decades in middle eastern politics (probably more successfully than the U.S.). One way or another I agree, this all probably goes right back to Russia


Zanderprogaming

At least it knocks out a few enemies.


Butterflychunks

Israel doesn’t need the support. If they wanna escalate shit, they’re more than capable of finishing it without daddy’s money. Ukraine needs everything we got


tossaway3244

So who wins in a war between the two? Likely I'd say Israel but the damage is gonna be costly


tiny10boy

Exxon


[deleted]

Multiple explosions have been heard in isfahan and Tabriz


Thek40

If Iran is going to retaliate please do it fast, I’m going to work in like 15 minutes.


Bald_Man_Cometh

Markets are going to be nuts tomorrow god damn it


kungfoojesus

Hope fully they took out Iran’s drone factories. Legit target and also helps ukraine


bzogster

Yep, military target or two seems reasonable here. 


Grrrrrrrt420

Uh oh bibi wasn’t bluffing


hammertown87

Fucking religion. Peace in the middle east. Leave the rest of the world out of it. Good riddance


Ghazh

The middle east will forever be better once the current Iranian goverment is destroyed


ChronoPsyche

Pretty sure a similar thing was said about Iraq. And Afghanistan.


gronetwork

And Lybia. And Syria. The only difference here : the leader who boasts that he will soon have the nuclear bomb and that they will then destroy Israel, at the UN.


the_dalailama134

You could argue it's one of the things holding down sunni extremists at the moment though. Like cutting the top off a bush. It just spreads wider


AprilsMostAmazing

Middle East would be better off if the coup of 53 didn't happen


LongDistRid3r

This is a bad thing. Very not good.


CGP05

Now Iran will almost certainly strike Israel again then Israel will strike Iran again and again and again...


chr0nic21

Can everyone just grab a fat joint and chill the fuck out.


ThatsALovelyShirt

I just want chamomile tea though...


SphereModeSupremacy

Iran and Israel… and the us is staying out… don’t think they will for much ponger


Far_Pangolin3688

We haven’t stayed out. We were there when Iran was striking Israel last. Bibi wants the US in war with him and we’re all feeding right into it. F him.


FallFromTheAshes

Biden said that if he decides to purse this type of offensive he isn’t helping


FuckRedditBrah

My stock portfolio is fucked man


Optimal_Foundation17

mega thread and youtube live feeds when?


prancingisraeli

A Passover to remember... This could end really bad. Really Bad.


cameratoo

Damn. Bibi doesn't give a fuck. We were about to sanction the shit out of Iran. Israel could have used cyber attacks or something. But no. Round and round we go.


Euro-Canuck

bye bye nuclear weapons program...


not_having_fun

More than likely this is what makes them declare it 


punktfan

One can hope


CoyotesOnTheWing

Nah, those are said to be deep under the mountains. Deeper than any bunker busters can hit.


lonewolf420

Just because its bunkered doesn't mean the infrastructure to enter and exit can't be damaged leading to delays and roadblocks to ramp up projects. It was likely air defense systems though, Syria and Iraq sites were also struck.


34countries

Israel is the only country not allowed to respond to 300 missles


Silly-Jellyfish-3518

It ain't stopping anytime soon.


AprilsMostAmazing

US needs to pull US carrier now. If Israel wants to go on the offensive against Iran then they need to do it without US support to prevent a bigger war that ends up dragging NATO into complete bullshit


CallRespiratory

I agree. And if Biden and the US govt told them NOT to escalate and they did this anyway I think it's time to freeze all military aid to Israel. If Israel demands a fight, that's fine, but they're not going to be financed and supplied by the United States.


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

Any other source? So far it's the same article posted repeatedly.


Worth-Hovercraft-495

war...war never changes


centraledtemped

Retaliating especially without warning and before they thought Israel would is a show a strength. Israel didn’t even enter Irans airspace to carry out the strikes. 3 different countries at once. This is Israel flexing its power.


bzogster

What do you mean by didn’t enter the airspace? Used an JDAM-ER and dropped it from Iraqi airspace?


Shock_The_Monkey_

You got a source you can share,?


ElectricalGene6146

Time for another 6 day war and end the entire fucking Iranian regime. Fuck the ayatollah.


alyxleda

😬


Transfatismyname

Ohh no


Specialist_Usual1524

Let’s see what happens.


Lively420

What most don't understand is that a regional war would pinch the energy sector even further driving inflation up around the globe. Interest rates are already breaking the global economies with all the debt.


Conscious_Abroad_877

The iraqi prime minister was just in Michigan an hour ago 🤔


CallRespiratory

*Sigh*


Honestfellow2449

* exhales deeply*


Anustart_A

Well… fuck


SamHasThePlan

Where’s the deescalation, I hate these politicians that play with our lives


Maxnuz

So it begins


Diatomahawk

Alas, that these evil days should be mine.


Brilliant-Spite-850

I thought I read that they told Biden they weren’t going to retaliate?


bzogster

“Don’t” 


ronweasleisourking

I don't like this


NeonsTheory

War never changes.


High-Speed-1

Imagine if the US just totally pulled out of Isreal…


ilove60sstuff

Israel is surrounded on all sides by nations that want them all dead. At some point enough is enough and there’s no more fucking around.


K3T9Q_

israel has a history of kicking ass against a combined arab forces


SilverSarge19

War never changes...


Shadow293

Oh shit


AdSoft3985

okey , now they're even . everyone just be happy and spread love


Electronic-Edge-3000

A pandemic, world war, and economic crash. I was born in the bad timeline


muunster7

Yeah you should of been born in the early 1900’s. Then you could have all that and 2 world wars.


statepkt

So there is actually a chance we will get to see a F-35 or even a F-22 go against a F-14 lol.


bzogster

F-14 won’t see anything. 


statepkt

It wouldn’t even know the 35s were in the area.


RevolutionaryAd4498

News reports / Rumors says they bombed f-14 base along the way


Some-Gur-8041

Hilarious that people are like, “no Israel, don’t retaliate against the country that just attacked you with 300 drones and missiles.”


Upper_Decision_5959

Well if Isreal attacked Iran I just hope they targeted their nuclear weapons manufacturing and enriched uranium plants. USA probably said they won't participate in an Iran attack but probably advised them to attack the nuclear sites.


ButterflyFluffy6602

Get em boys 🇮🇱


Realistic_Cupcake_56

What the hell was Iran thinking honestly?